I Look Young

a glass of water please hey punk this bar is adults only you have to be at least 18 to be here so hit the road I'm actually 20 and here's my ID. Nice try, little man, there's nothing. So a little guy like you is 20. Now get out before I force you, if you don't believe it, then he dies by my sword. I'm the best swordmaster you've ever seen Pip Squeak, so prepare to die, please, mercy, thank you. I'm a big boy now Hi, I'm Bryson and I

look

young

er than I really am. Now I'm 20 years old and I

look

like I'm 15.

So every time I tell someone my age they say like this, right? Because? 20. You look and sound a lot

young

er, stop lying, it's a bit annoying being a late bloomer but I'm told it will work out later in life so knock on wood, yes I sound young but you know who else sounds young Mickey Mouse and he's over 90 years old and guess what everyone loves him uh hello everyone I'm Mickey Mouse don't forget to subscribe right Donald some of you turn 12 and then boom adult. I guess I'm acquiring an adult mind first and then. an adult body later, which I guess is a good thing.

My brain may be soft and dumb, but I'm learning to be an adult, but it's still soft. Yes, you know, I have a small body and a small brain. There is no silver lining here, just this. It sucks, I don't know, although I still look very young because of my chronic baby face, I've actually been growing these last few years, I'm actually quite tall now, however, only my legs grew, my torso stayed small, but my legs became very long, which I think we can all find funny, my Bryson, what long legs you have to kick yourself better, although I am a normal height, my face still looks like that of a 12 year old boy, as I have been told all.

You look very young. small job, then you're small, you look young, you know, I know, I got it, I have the concept to stop people from saying things I've heard a million times every time someone asks me my age, I try to prepare them like we do . They're a late bloomer in my family, I look a lot younger than I actually am, don't poop your pants or anything, just be cool, okay, I'm 20, but they poop their pants anyway, like this I have to run them anyway in the stories, so there I was at a dance with some friends, it was a rare occasion where you could see a wild bryson outside of its natural habitat, the house plays a song anyway slow and my friends and I feel uncomfortable, anyway, a slow song plays and My friends and I awkwardly ask some girls to dance, so we are dancing, so what color is your toothbrush?

Mine is blue and she asks you how old you are. I'm 18. This was two years ago. Remember that no, you don't have yes. Not me, not you, so I pass this on to my friend Travis, tell him I'm 18 years old. She doesn't believe me, yeah he's not lying, he's really 18 years old. No, he doesn't have them, so we finish the dance awkwardly. and then we never saw each other again and that's why I hate women and that's why I hate dances this time I was on a plane and we were sitting in the exit row and if you didn't know, you have to be of a certain age to sit there and You have to agree to open the plane and save everyone if it crashes, if this plane crashes I would be the one to save them all, thank you for your hypothetical service sir, anyway, I was sitting there and I had my ID ready because I knew What would come next, excuse me sir, how old are you?

I'm old enough to be sitting here and here's my ID to prove it. I am a super human race that ages slower and lives longer, never question my power. Again, now perish, okay, this next story requires a lot of context, but it's worth it, so here I go, two years ago I was involved in a group of young volunteer humanitarians where we all raised money to travel to India, bring back supplies and healthcare and teach children how. speaking English and you watching my videos is actually how I paid for it so thank you for that anyway, it was a formative experience for me and I learned a lot from teaching and bonding with those kids in a new country even though It was about 96 hours of travel, it was all worth it for the kids, so here's the story, after a long day of teaching, I was sitting on the floor in the small hotel we were staying in, in my pajamas, After a bath with a bucket, thinking about life, when suddenly an unknown woman walked down the hallway and looked at me, hello little one, how old are you? seven what and then she went and talked to everyone but when she finished she stopped by my room again and said goodbye seven another reason why I apparently hate women she was a friend of one of our translators and was some kind of influencer on the networks social and a few days later some of the other members of the group started talking about her, she was a little rude, she was very selfish, she left a bad taste in my mouth. mouth, she was so connected that she just wanted to talk to me so I could follow her on Facebook.

I hated her from day one, so it was really nice that everyone else was on the same page and realized that she sucked at Bryson. I feel like the whole killing joke goes too far every time someone disagrees with you, just kill them. It has become repetitive and detrimentally unfun. Please consider cutting it while we're on the topic of India. Here are a couple more stories while I was teaching a puppy that showed up at school and even though we weren't allowed to pet all the dogs there, I broke the rules to hold the puppy because look at him, he's really cute, but then the puppy totally imprint on me followed me everywhere and fell asleep in my backpack during playtime, one of the kids grabbed my arm and started jumping up and down and suddenly everyone started doing that and literally , I was harassed by a crowd and a dog crowded by them.

Marijuana was growing everywhere and I grabbed some and fed it to a cow. I should share the next day the cow found the whole marijuana bush and ate all that milk and those babies are going to go crazy bro my milk tastes like colors I learned that the bathrooms there are literally just holes in the ground so it was humbling experience seriously, the bathroom is there, it changes a person, I'm a changed man, this guy Joseph was allergic to peanuts and then he ate a peanut and started dying and then our doctor literally saved his life and , when we got home, he was hit by a car. and he was fine, I don't know, he just doesn't die, I guess it's been two years so I can joke about it on the bus home.

The girl next to me, Katie, vomited all over her backpack and I helped her clean it up. and she said it was nice of me to stay sitting next to her even after she threw up, but then we got home and she married someone who wasn't me, so thank you so much Katie, that's why I hate women, OK? You're way off on what this video was about again looking young okay since I'm 20 now since I'm 20 now I really want to turn 21 because then I want to go to a bar and order a beer to watch. how the waiter and passersby react a beer please nice try squirt but you're not old enough here's my ID, driver's license, birth certificate and social security number now give me the beer I'm actually never going to drink alcohol, but I just want to see what will happen if I try, if I get the beer, I will give it to someone else at the bar.

The drinks are on me, but Bryson, why would you buy a beer if you're not even going to drink it? That's a waste of money. It's not about money, it's about sending a message. I hope the waiter doesn't call the police on me. Son, there's no way you're old enough to drink, officer, please look at my ID. It's a shame because we don't do it. Please double check to end this video. I'm going to try a small sip of the beer I worked so hard for. Hey, do you have ears? Well, boy, do I have something special for you?

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