I Got PREGNANT From SWIMMING (Animated Story Time)

Hello friends, it's me and this is a true

story

about a girl who got

pregnant

swimming

in the sea I got

pregnant

swimming

in a pool my heart was beating hard as if it were going to jump out of my chest I tried to strangle myself for being so stupid, my name It's Felicia, bye Felicia, I mean hello, I know what you're thinking, I must be so stupid, well I was, my parents aren't extreme Mormons or anything, but they might as well be if you're Mormon and you get pregnant. from swimming in a pool, yes, your life ended the first

time

you went swimming with the fish, they got you pregnant the second

time

you're dead.

I was raised to be quiet, not ask questions, and basically be an innocent, uncompetitive doormat to everyone in my life. What else is that man? No, Harry Potter, or Pokémon, or television shows. I was growing up, we couldn't watch ICarly, my dad would come in and be like that guy talking about problems that are illegal. Turn off this garbage, but the anime was okay. Video games are fine, but no. TV I know he even has a phone What are you supposed to do? Knit a hat. Because everything my parents did, you'd think I'd be ready for what happened to me in fifth grade.

I mean, you'd think please don't do it. tell me you got pregnant in 5th grade ah the talk happened at our school you know that awful day when they separate the boys and shove the girls into a dark room to watch a video about menstruation and hand them sanitary pads to the sweaty guy and creepy gym teacher very similar if you remember I remember they don't even tell you where you're going there just like girls here guys here and then they take you a jewelry room and that was like a fuse like what are we doing what's going on here next What do you know is that there's a big coochie diagram on the projector, what are we doing?

I was afraid, maybe it's not as bad for children as these days, but like me before, I knew absolutely nothing, it was time for that nightmare, the little fool educated me and channeled me. I walked into the classroom bright eyed and unaware of the horror that was about to ruin my life forever as soon as the video started, the laughter started, the word breasts was said, the girl next to me shot milk out of my mouth. his nose. I have gold to join because for some reason I thought maybe I wouldn't be the weird girl if I laugh, hey honestly the hour crushes like you laugh.

She was as immature then as I am now. The classroom door burst open as if the Hulk himself had something to do. deal with a million little prepubescent heads sharply to confront the intruder and guess who it was you know she's already in the classroom dressed in double-breasted denim and turtlenecks right ovarian fury my mother slammed the door open no, that's embarrassing I literally died, right? just like this woman didn't breathe for me at that time I wanted to die without a coffin without a funeral I wanted to be warmed in a hole covered in dirt and succumb to death out of shame what did you just say no?

I wanted to be heated in a hole here let me do it for you I wanted to get eaten in a hole just to embarrass my team oh man I know this feeling very well. I watched it all happen in slow motion, my mom ran across the room like she was heading to the finish line of the Olympics she grabs my wrists like it was the last TV on Black Friday you guys don't even have a TV on her she's screaming about the teacher who poisons their minds I don't know what that poisonous thing about tits and fallopian tubes is, mom, tell me: how dare you poison my daughter's brain by teaching her how to procreate?

That's illegal. You really want her to be a doormat. As far as I know, there was someone in my class who decided not to participate in this. I don't know, man, I'd hate school, take care, it's okay, no one would talk to me. I was the girl with a crazy mother when I actually got my period. I was about nine hundred percent sure she was dying. I did not do it. I know why it was happening. I didn't know how to talk about it, so the years asked me. Everyone in the class ignored me. I got pushed into lockers yada yada, who pushes people into lockers is a real intimidation tactic.

I've never seen that happen. Well actually someone pushed me against the locker but no one tried to push me into a locker like I couldn't put a human in there it wasn't very small you could put a child in there a bright bright beam of light burst in my life during my freshman year of high school that bright shining beacon the other nerds in AV class specifically miles miles was the Rost for me Rachel Aunt Elena for me Brad shut up ahh bra you're as relatable as your tucked in shirt is okay just stop her straight it really bothers me.

I can't believe this high school student looks like a desperate housewife. It was the advantage for my Jill Shia. Don't you like the boy? What I'm trying to say is that I loved him very much, desperately. but he had no moves, he had anti-moves, he had oops, I accidentally spit on you while talking oops, I just handed you my phone and you're my fucking lock screen that's about to stop you there, it's so awkward to watch. and that comes from me when I'm in love, it's the most disgusting thing in the world and she just does it like when 10 girls unbutton their shirts and walk away when they invited me to a pool party with the audio and video club.

I knew it. It was my time to shine, I had to do it, I had to make a move, so after practicing kissing on the mirror and the pillow, yeah I'll stop there, if you have to do that, do it on your hand like on the back of your hand. hand is that weird it's better than a pillow and it's better than the mirror no one wants to see crispy breath it must be hot all over the mirror I decided it was my time to shine I showed up to the pool in my one-piece swimsuit piece and that's when I realized everyone else was wearing stupid, hot bikinis.

This is stupid and when I was a kid I felt really bad about this, okay, every time I went to the beach, every time I went to the pool or something. I would have to wear a one piece suit or shorts or something, everyone else would wear a two piece suit and that made me feel bad and now I think that's stupid if I want to show up at the pool or the water park and -shirt and shorts, which I liked, it's totally fine, who cares, just being comfortable, it's like once you want to stop worrying about what people think, your life gets a lot better and one piece is really cute.

I managed to survive most of the party without embarrassing myself but Miles and I had barely spoken as the day went on I felt my chances were starting to dwindle that's when spin the bottle happened when it was time to spin the bottle I looked around I looked at my options were miles or the other two boys in my class AV was above kissing those two boys, okay I still had standards. I spun that little floating bottle and bingo, the bottle landed in miles and was on its way to make out in City, my crush, the guy I've been.

Obsessed with this for weeks, I finally have a free kiss pass. I already waited patiently for this pregnancy to start. I licked my lips, his lips met mine. I kissed him, I repeat, I kissed him, it was not a pact either. Maybe I am. a nerd but that doesn't mean I was going to stop him a little pact I kissed him I kissed him my lips where my tongue went on an adventure my hands went around him he was two steps from heaven Oh no, Potts, she's actually Medusa and You're going to die when I left the party I threw a daring look behind me and told Miles I'd see him later.

My life felt great. Myles and I were flirting for a couple of weeks. I felt safer. I was trying out new styles myself I was talking to friends more I hadn't had to deal with any drama I hadn't had my period I hadn't had my period My head was spinning and I wanted to throw up My brain kept screaming That's morning sickness Teen Mom, yeah Mom teenager, how could you do this? I would just say: wait, how did I get pregnant if I didn't do the deed? Oh wait, she didn't learn about that in school, I totally forgot.

I know exactly how babies are made. I had a general idea. Boy, girl, swimmers and an egg. No one told him, literally no one told him. You didn't Google it on the school computer. She has no idea. I've been talking to this guy and I just said. I did a little more than kiss a pregnant woman who was gone dr. Phil, ma'am, how had this happened? Whose was she? That's when memories of the pool came flooding back from miles ago and he had kissed me in a pool. I realized I had to tell him that we had to do something about this.

So they started the operation, baby. -Doing it, there's something you're not telling us, Felicia. The moment came and he and I were sitting on the grass. I tried to concentrate on talking to him. I must have looked stupid or sick or something because he put his hand on mine. I took a deep breath I had to be tough I had to be casual about this I had to be cool I'm pretty sure people in Australia heard me wait Are there really high school students who don't know how to get pregnant? Come on, a lot. Like you know how don't you do it but you need to know these things you know the first time I found out about this before I found out in school someone told me how babies were made I didn't believe them wow that's disgusting Your parents could have done that but mine No.

I pulled myself together and calmly said that the pool party was when that kid, that stupid stupid kid started laughing at me, why are you laughing at me? Miles went on to explain to me how babies are made. He wanted to spontaneously combust, but he put his hand on Mom and for a moment I felt a little less embarrassed, okay, that's really silly, is this in the Middle Ages, a school nurse? If she wasn't pregnant, then what the hell was going on, but no? Don't worry, I didn't have to wait long to answer that question, that same night I woke up vomiting and then I felt a throbbing in my abdomen, it felt like something had exploded.

I screamed for my mom. He didn't want her help. but I knew she wasn't going to have a choice, what would she think that she was pregnant? Would she go to the hospital? Oh no, we were surprised the baby came out. Luckily, the crazy old man who took me to the emergency room, I found out there. Something super funny happened to my body, you know who? I discovered it thanks to an extremely attractive doctor. Calm down your ovaries, you're like 15, let's do like 3040 songs. Okay, shut up, the hot sexy doctor told me he had a cyst. on my ovary that ruptured I wasn't pregnant but I was lucky to be alive my mother tried to stop me from talking about the details but he quickly told her it was important.

They informed me that the mother don't dare talk about what's down there. She must not learn about any of the baby-making devices until she is married. I hope you liked my embarrassing

story

. Wow, so she wasn't pregnant. It's also a fun fact that you can't get pregnant in a pool, I mean swimming in it. I hope you enjoyed this video. I hope you learned something, if you did, make sure you like my number. Be sure to turn off notifications today. Click Add, Subscribe, Join Wolfpack. I love you so much, thank you rastering, bye guys.