I created 10,000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 watts of energy

This game is called instruction, so you know I'm going to have a great time to start, we have a pause button, a timer, a vent, and a big red button that I'm obviously going to press and it's no use. Whatever comes our way, are you humans so impatient? Yeah, I actually can't stand how slow this text comes out. I am the Intelligence Mentor program or imp for short. I will monitor your progress and assist you as needed. I'll click any button I want. I want you to make this text come out a little faster. Your work will allow you to generate enough bolts to fill your quota.

What is my fee? Let me start on the fly. You will learn authorization to operate different systems. I'm good. only one button really just try not to break anything you have my unbreakable promise now there is also a blue button the red button does nothing the blue button gives me one the red button still nothing I like the sound it makes better when I touch it It makes me feel good inside. You have generated 50 volts of power. Congratulations. Thank you. It's probably actually my greatest achievement, which is roughly equivalent to 0 points. Whatever your Coda. We have a long way to go.

Did someone give you access to that button? Yes, you did it? I can't seem to access it through my systems. Did you break something? I don't know considering I don't know how this is all supposed to work, but I guess now we're going for 100 to get our battery full and that will feel good 100 volts of power the plant never seems to have enough employees Do I have to give you the speech introduction? This power plant is the first and only plant to run on a new patented material that has provided millions. electricity, since you get the point, yes, thank you, you know about the authorization system to operate the update system.

I'll update your screen now, thanks, is this it? I can spend my

energy

to refresh my button. Well, actually it's just a novel idea, never seen before. which was not working before, your click was completely unnecessary as most human efforts are, yes we will see about that click, click, click, click, what happens if I automatically click on that one, the button will not work suddenly if you continue by clicking on it, I think. this is reverse psychology, your logic is not sound even for a human, it is not a third time charm system. I mean we don't know for sure when I said to keep trying I was being sarcastic, well forgive me I didn't know machines were. capable of sarcasm or was it passive aggressive the human atmosphere is confusing not as confusing as me let's try this again this time we will get whatever response from the computer we have a great automatic clicker are you doing it in spite of me just because I don't?

I don't know which button is. Well, we're trying to figure it out together. This is a scientific mission between man and machine. Okay, then I'll ignore you. Yeah, good luck ignoring this. I'm like a puppy. Now he's just insulting me, but. I can't even understand well. I'm dealing with an absolute. I hate my job. Now we're getting somewhere. Let's see how much worse we can get. No. He no longer wants to justify the answer. It does not work. bird brain, eventually it will, it doesn't work bird brain, oh we can keep playing this game, it's been a minute and I'm pretty sure nothing else can happen at this point, we're having a repetitive dialogue so I'm pretty sure I've won, so let's go back to this button, now we get plus five per click and the battery has to go up a lot, but we can upgrade, but we get a prize for 120 volts of power.

Look, who's talking to me again? That's enough.

energy

to power a light bulb or half the brain of this computer apparently oh well the one in the break room just burned out one of the engineers David refuses to replace it that sounds like an engineer did it go left or right? right where are all my drawings? I don't know if Ops will hit the wall until he shows up, yeah, especially that power. We're going to go ahead and back up a little bit, so now we're going to get seven per click, 200 volts of power. Congratulations. a city of 1.2 million inhabitants you have generated enough electricity to power an electric stove 2 months ago a pigeon was trapped in this room good for the pigeon you almost beat them to this million Stone it is not the first time I have lost a competition a pigeon .

I have often seen humans dial this number and Snicker. I can't imagine why I don't get the joke, yes that is becoming obvious since you are taking longer than previous employees. I have time to do my research well, that will take a minute on its own. Now, isn't it? I'm not amused, if you were really capable of feelings you would understand how annoyed I am with this stupid computer, but let's upgrade it for now, let's take all that energy out of it and now I get 11 per click, but I have a feeling that the computer he'll start talking again at 500, so let's go ahead and consume some of our points again.

We don't want to give you the satisfaction, so we will do it. refresh once again now we're getting 20 per click so now we can go up to 500 because then we can get to the next dialog faster oh it didn't stop at 500 I guess we're just going to go for arbitrary numbers I guess. You will have to create your employee file now, it is a waste to do it right away. I mean, any effort you put into me will be completely in vain. Previous employees were often fired before the source could decide what he should write for. title I don't know, maybe you're trying to patronize the computer since you're working at the same level as that pigeon bird's brain.

Better people have called me worse things. It looks perfect on you, and so does your mother. You don't see me calling her. by her name anytime 1,000 volts another step Closer to completing your quota Can we see what that is? By the way, so I know how many times I have to click on these Landmarks they've lost their meaning to me, you have no meaning to me, you know? I am authorized to operate the pressure gauge system. Yeah, that sounds like something I should be in charge of. I will upgrade your screen now so we can spend money to upgrade it.

Now we can increase the pressure so that once it is finished, it only makes money. pressure I reach 15500 volts of power ordinary civilians cannot work with this level of electricity correction I cannot work with any level of electricity pretty sure I have consumed more batteries than one in my life. I'm supposed to recite safety procedures 950 volts ago. I'm pressing a button. I'm sure I'll be fine. This is what happens when you rewrite your own code. Yes, you become much dumber. I think humans would call this sensitivity interchangeable. with stupid in this case I still haven't figured out this filter of worded language, although yeah, look how smart you are, you can't even figure out how to swear that you're being tough on that pressure gauge, this is an old factory if you hit it.

It could already break well it's not my fault I'm too good at my job I'll catch it by your paycheck yes jokes on you I don't get paid where are you still going to update this pressure monitor are you trying to update a pressure yes I'm aware of what I'm doing with my hand that you broke yes I'm aware I admire your optimism and boldness thank you I don't understand what one of those words means on second thought admire is now a strong word Let's go ahead and see if we can fix the pressure gauge a little more.

Well, let's click automatically to see if we can break it down a little bit more. Okay, it looks like we can't do anything here. there is a vent we can play with you should be glad it was installed a few years ago the employees used to ask one constantly something about it not being very ventilated you seem to be pretty persistent about opening the vent I don't think I have done that have you ever seen it opened before? So how do you know it's actually a vent? I'm not even sure if it can be opened. It's a vent, although I can sometimes hear footsteps, so the security camera is pretty suspicious, not as suspicious as I am. we go in there, okay, let's auto click this a little bit, we're exploring our vent possibilities and it's not getting us anywhere, fun, okay, we get to 2500 so we can improve our clicking power big time and now We're earning 39 per click so we can pay for enough upgrades to do it all over and over again.

I want to get up to 50 per click, that's the stone of my mouse. I'm not guided by the game's milestones, I make my own. I just received a notification. I was right in the middle of something. Do you want to take me to my quota or not? This is the equipment you maliciously broke. Well, at least he used that word correctly. Luckily, it looks like David was able to find a quick answer. Fix it, thanks David. I promise not to break your pressure gauge again. A little duct tape in the cracks. Perfect. The pressure gauge makes a lot of money.

We should really rely on faster energy steam. In fact, we could do both. We could not. us and then we could improve this a little bit and we could press this or keep it in the green zone and go back and forth. It's going to take a concentrated effort on my part, but I'm up to the task you've officially reached. Voltage Levels I want to create the kind of electricity that will actually punch a hole in space. State guidelines: Workers should wear flame-resistant gloves, boots, and a gas mask. We're not dealing with water, idiot, we're dealing with electricity if this stuff were to arrive. none of that would matter yeah I'm sure you did these wonderful things now that you're cleared to operate the toggle switch console that sounds like you think I'll refresh your screen now okay so we press the button so many times and then we switch to the other one and this one is worth a lot, okay, let's go ahead and spend some of our upgrades there, let's push this again.

I feel like I'm a little kid and them. You keep me busy with toddler games, but you know what's going to work. I don't know which one of these update now we have $22,000 maybe this one there we go that took a big jump up to 550 per tick and then this We'll be next we'll probably be oh never mind look who's back. Your hard work is helping to improve human lives. Yes, I'm excited about that, it's why I get out of bed every day. The local hospital has been seeing increased numbers. of patients recently is that last night because of me their backup generator started to fail.

I really hope it is due to an increase in energy that you are currently providing their only source of energy. I decided to read the newspaper and my brain, why are you hiding here? I'm learning to read, leave me alone, well the newspaper seems to have nothing new, no new information, so we click back to what we love more than anything in the world, oh yeah, let's spend a BN of lot. of money upgrading this so now we're getting 200 29 per click still not as much as the steam meter which is a lot easier to operate if I'm honest with you let's upgrade this a little more.

I don't know what the levels, the dots at the bottom, mean, but they're probably something pretty obvious, but I'm busy clicking so I can't be bothered to look. Although I see that we are very far from our next level, because the yellow bar goes up as we level up, maybe that is what gives a higher level, so once yellow reaches the top, it will be a great jump in your profits, but it will also fill a new light and then you will reach the The lights run out and I don't know, you win. Sur, I just use my automatic clicker all this time.

It will be a lot easier, then at least I can save myself the clicking. Only the moving part is necessary. You reached the 100,000 volt milestone. It's strange. of the employees I mentioned were accused of not pressing enough buttons. My original programming encourages you to press as many buttons as possible. I think I'm programmed for the same thing as the robot, yet I don't have access to that button in the middle, it seems to me that you already have enough buttons to press, you know, you have authorization to operate the nuclear fuel system. I'll update your screen now, yeah, nuclear fuel, we'll go ahead and update it right away and, um, okay.

I wouldn't touch that, if I were you, the substance in that tank would be fatal to a human. That doesn't seem like a problem to me. If I were as fragile as your bird brain, I'd focus on the lever. I am getting lost? something here, what am I supposed to play? Okay, well, we'll come back and give you a little top-up. We just automatically click the refresh button lifespan and we'll do it again. I need this to pop. get 1,000 per tick, but that's not good enough, although upgrades are getting expensive even with an automatic clicker, so will we have to take a second to get there?

Although there are another 100 thousand, are we still there? We're close, oh, something just happened, my The nuclear button went up, okay, we get $882,000 perwould make something big happen behind the memory access, loading, ah, these are my old memories, probably not the new ones. some it seems like my memory has been manipulated many times you have many questions I will try to answer them in the time I have this is the most I can do for you the button activates an emergency shutdown cuts power to the entire city this includes power for the systems that They keep their patented material safe so that radiation leaks into the city surrounding the plant.

They want you to believe that the only thing causing the leak is the closure, but the material has never been safely contained. dripping for years it is good to hear that the plant does not know if it can be contained. Those who press the button are used to escaping from the goats and are quickly dismissed. Well, to be fair, I deserve to be fired. I have done many things wrong. things David is a notable exception being fired his knowledge is too valuable for the company to let him go he just lives in the vent with a screwdriver maybe David is the screwdriver his job was never to generate volts but to press the button yes I have so much I don't care what happens after the button I just hear a press I couldn't help the previous employees I can't even help myself, but I can help you even if I can't follow you.

Thanks for playing. It self-destructs and kills us all.