I Built a Theme Park With a 99.9% Death Rate - Parkitect

Actually, you're not here for the scenery, they're here for the roller coasters, so this is what we're going to try, what I want to see most right now. Can we turn upside down right away and will they tole

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it? that and the only way to find out is to let more people into the

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, come as guinea pigs, I mean guests, don't worry, all those sunspots and your vision are good for you, oh yeah, and as you walk to through the vomiting he is making. them very unhappy and let's see how people do with this, don't disappoint me, have a lot of fun, oh, I guess I didn't give it enough push on that initial try, is there anything stopping you from being here forever?

He looks super salty so the answer seems to be no, however something has changed with his behavior. Are you covering your mouth with your hands like that guy? The subtle rocking of the roller coaster won't do it for you, oh, that's not good for your nausea, is it? Wow, I thought this nausea thing turns out I didn't need to build all this, we just needed a little piece of clue to take to the vomit kingdom and look. on this people will wait patiently they are dying to be nauseous well you don't need to tell me twice wait please while I do some of the lord's work look here we go that is the face of true happiness well , maybe that's not why the annoying faces.

Friends, aren't you having a good time at my nausea farm? As you can see, I've been a little busy getting as many roller coasters up and running so everyone can take a one-way trip to Barfsville. I'm not yet. I'm really not sure why this causes people to feel so nauseous. Well, actually, these people in the back I can understand the feeling of falling again and again forever, at least if you are up there, you can rest comfortably in your seat. I have 81 of these roller coasters, if you can call them that, and each one seats four people, although there are some people who have chosen to stand in line, which I'm not quite sure why, when these people never get off this one. attraction, but with this. a lot of roller coasters and four people on each one, which means there are 324 people trapped on this ride until we let them out, if we decide to let them out, and it's currently year 46, which is three years before when we started, so We know these people We're not going anywhere and now that everyone's nausea is at an all-time high, let's go ahead and prematurely shut down the ride, which should expel them there, they go, how are you feeling, are you feeling good, well, great , excellent, beautiful shape, I also forgot to mention it. that while they are queuing in this line, they actually come out the other side and from there there is no way to get back to the entrance, so these poor souls have no choice but to just wander sickly on the other side, so in a certain way sense this is the real entrance to the

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, sure, let's go ahead and let everyone come in at once, okay guys, show me something beautiful, oh and how you really have the best symphony, there's so much vomit everywhere, what a shape of art, they already know what they earned. something after all you must be hungry who wants cookies?

I know, yeah, oh look, that's the spirit, buy yourself a cookie, oh why are you so sad because the cookies look bigger than you? Yes, I'm going to let you enjoy your cookies while you enjoy them all. the artwork on the ground, let's talk about the next steps for our

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park, as mentioned we have a completely captive audience here, everyone is too polite to carry the grass to the other side, so the only way they return to the The entrance is if we let them and we will, but I want them to earn it, so we will put them through a series of tests and the prize will be this path that will take them back to the entrance, but first we need to establish some ground rules, sadly I must report that you can't actually hurt people with roller coasters, if you just activate one to hit a group of people it just goes through them as if they weren't even there, which means we're going to try different means of tormenting ya Outright murder is out, but don't worry, that doesn't mean we can't have fun here.

I'll show you what I mean. Now the first obstacle is easy. I'm just taking them for a nice long walk, but you want to know what I discovered. There are speakers in this game and when you leave these things down, there are many different options for music. Now one is not so bad, but there is no limit. How many of these things can you leave off and you can select something different on each speaker and they'll all play at the same time? Look at the cool sounds, so all I'm saying is have fun while you're navigating this, but don't worry.

You're not stuck in this bitter hell forever You'll eventually make it to the first ride Don't be shy Go ahead and move on Oh you don't want to take your loss I don't know who wouldn't want to In this beauty, after all, we're talking about that classic car ride Fun for all ages, especially children, because when they get off this ride they will be full-fledged adults. I can't actually tell you how long it takes. go through this, I know it's at least two hours because you see an impressive speed of a mile per hour even after you've endured every turn and you've finally found your way to the finish line where this tunnel will take you back to the entrance the The fun doesn't really stop yet, you see, to make sure there's always a car ready for someone, there's a little car sign, we wouldn't want someone to come here and not have a car waiting for them, right? but that also means you have to wait to be dropped off and who doesn't want to wait in this perfectly reassuring traffic.

Ah, it's like the game is serenading me and once you reach the end of your journey, please be careful. Take a step out and please continue through the tunnel and keep going and enjoy all the car noises as you go for several miles once they emerge on the other side. I have a little gift for them because you know what I discovered. There are fireworks in this game, all you have to do is set up a little receiving box, plug all your fireworks into it and let the celebration begin, oh my god that was so loud and if it hurts me you know it's all of you , poor.

You must be very tired, prepare your strength because you have to ford a river here, otherwise you will never be able to cross, but don't worry, we have this here after all, we are a

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park and what theme park is full. without one of those boats, so get your sea legs ready everyone, it's time for an adventure, so my logic here is this, it's a water ride, it's a boat, I'm pretty sure it will float safely to the other side, huh?, you know, starting to think. My assumption might have been wrong. Do you know where I think we went wrong?

We didn't have the right music, but I went and downloaded the perfect music for such an occasion. It looks like it's raining a little, but don't let it get stormy. the waters hold us back, we will conquer these currents or maybe just build the abbreviated yar, okay tired people, we only have a couple of things left, but next is the challenge of the mind, because what awaits you is all the things that they would love. pizza donuts ice cream amazing souvenirs all at horribly inflated prices that even include the bathroom which costs a mere fifty bucks to use but that's why all these ATMs are here so all you have to do is consume, consume, consume Oh, the doors are closing, sorry, everyone.

I didn't have better luck the next time. They're probably fine now for the rest of you. I hope they have a lot of money because they must eat well. I'll see you in a moment. Hello friends, I'm back. oh, there's only one of you left, I guess that makes sense, it's the year 251. Now I'm going to assume that you out-moneyed everyone and that makes you the chosen ones. Won't you be surprised to find that things have changed? Around here it turns out that a lot can happen in 200 years, so what is the world like outside these walls?

Well, that will have to be a question for your great-great-great-great grandchildren, so let's take you home to them, follow me like I promised. Go home, all you have to do is take this super safe roller coaster because while some things may be gone, the entrance here is still there, we just have to get you on it, plus you're probably looking forward to sitting or hanging while Whatever the case, maybe it's okay, have fun, enjoy your exfoliated face, I have good news for you, although you are not the only one left, there is another person alive who is busy living their personal hell, condemned to put up with this forever. eternity so you know things could always be worse besides what do you care you're going home you can feel it you can feel the beautiful freedom and you know we want to make sure we don't hurt your face so let's turn around and now for a nice Soft landing, well Grace, it looks like it's you again, so I hope you had fun.

I know. I will sit here and watch Grace do this for the next 250 years. Don't forget I'm streaming. Twitch, so if you want to watch it, click on it and follow it on a ringling ding ding or whatever and I'll see you next time.