I Build A NBA GOAT With A Random Generator

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to create us an NBA player. We've done this before we had anyone who was a superstar. We have created a glorified role player. We have made a scrub. You never really know what we're going to get so this is where all of these things start with one wheel each position. Today we're creating, hopefully, the biggest four little guys of all time. The next thing we need to do is calculate height, so we start at 65. We go up to 7 feet because we have four little guys in the league that are 6'4.

I need to add 64 64 is the shortest small forward in the current NBA 2K and 7 feet is the tallest so let's see what Today we're going to create a small forward that will be 6 for 1. That guy has the potential to be big. Which will be his name? We have three different names. We can choose the best combination of those three names. Wayne Haye. Saints bulock Alexander Duffy Wayne Duffy hear Duffy like a duffel bag like his bag was deep I like Wayne Duffy is his name so here's our boy did we make him high? We haven't made it high yet, yeah, this is fun, okay, this is how you're going to work, you see on your screen, there's a

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that starts with 50 and ends with 99, we're going to use this for each attribute until we have a full player, but I get three mulligans, so if there's one thing I think it's dramatically lower than I want it to be.

I can only change it three times, but when I change it, I reduce the chances of it going up, so let's say I run it and say oh 51 is too low. change to 51 but my lowest point becomes 25 and in this case we come out higher but that won't always be the case okay cool start at the top with our drive he will be driving 92 so if there's something we know can end up in The Rim, the post stuff I don't care about, but it's going to be a post fade player, this is not good, although if we start with two plus 90, this is just not good, the post. hook okay don't do the hook but he's a fade guy that's fine so far he looks a lot more like a power to boot and the post control is a 71 which isn't a bad start, His ability to generate fouls is going to improve. it's going to be a 58 oh, that's not great, but we'll do it, we'll do it, the close shot will be a 65 oh, that's exactly where we are now, okay, the mid-range jump shot will be a 76, okay.

This is, I think this might be my first Mulligan. I don't know what it will be, but in 2023 you need to know how to hit those threes, so let's see it's a 92. He has six here with a three-point jump of 92. shooting, we feel very good, free throws are not very important for me, but hey, we're a great free throw shooter here and now, this guy is going to be included in the 2024 draft class, so we'll see how high he ends up being selected. handling ability no, you see my lowest point is 50 and we basically have nothing but great numbers that exceed IQ, he's a star, he's a star, he's a star, he's a star, there's no doubt about it , this guy is a Bona Five Star Pass, precision, okay? that's his only part where he's not very good at offensive rebounding, he's great, he has 160 offensive rebounds and he shoots threes, come on bro, he's not getting better, the standing dunk is an 87, he's a power four, he's a four stretching right now and I know it.

He's technically a small forward, but he feels a lot of pressure for us right now. Performing a dunk is a 93. I'm just saying we're going crazy. IQ is a lucky shot of 82. We only have a handful of 60s. This guy offensively is Now I don't know what the defensive side of the ball would look like and then we get a pass 91. Vision, his accuracy is low but his vision is there, we just need some time and finally the hands will be a 63 Okay, so we can't catch, okay, this guy is a stud. Now we come to the defensive side of the ball. 610 I hope he can rebound, he won't be able to rebound defensively, he is a strictly offensive inside rebounding guy. the defense stayed at 62.

I pressed the button, it stayed at 62, so this is where he's not going to be very good. Perimeter defense is a 93. Wow, he's fine, so he can hold back, but don't ask him to protect the paint, that's great at blocking. skill is 56 and lastly steel is 77, so he is not a perfect defensive player, but he is definitely a wing defensively. I don't know what to think of this play. I wonder what the archetype will say about him because, right? now he does a lot of different things that are incredibly good and a lot of different things that aren't so good for his position, lateral speed, he's a 79, that's great for his perimeter defense to be so high.

I think that could work with speed, speed, it's on the beloved Fox Prim. Russ West, but Prime d r speed on the small speed 4 and 610 with the ball, although it's not as good, so it's a transitional speedster because You can't, that sucks, wait. I still have my three Mulligans. I still have all three. my Mulligans I'm doing on ball speed so now we can change this to 25 so there's a good chance we'll get less than 65. We got a 90 which is a perfectly played Mulligan. The perfectly played acceleration will be a 77 vertical will be 96 um. I don't remember what his Dunkin' stats are, but his vertical is excellent, so he's going to rebound like crazy again.

His strength is not great but he is small because we don't need his strength to be so crazy stamina please be cool 86 well P that's passable and then his hustle will be a 61 okay so we feel good about this, we feel very good about this thing we're getting into, we don't care about durability. Because we'll probably play without injuries anyway, so it's really just the mental thing and then the potential. This is great. I think I will use my next Mullan if he is bad at offensive consistency. I have to do it because for him to be great.

He needs to have great attributes and great consistency, so his pass perception is 97, which is ridiculous. Expect him to be in the passing lanes. She could get a lot of steals, but derail King like Alice Caruso. 61. Defensive consistency is not very good. Aid. IQ is. It's going to be a 93 and lastly offensive consistency keep it high keep it high it's a 54 Mulligan time Mulligan time here we go here we go here we go it's a 68 so it's not good oh it's a 68 I have to go back and watch the footage of I will fix these three.

I just can't do it right now, but they will go back to what they were. I accidentally pressed a button, so the next thing we need to do is probably the most important part. I definitely saved one of my Mulligans because of the potential, so in tangibles it's a 91 it has to be, it has to be like an 85 overall as a rookie, but the potential is an 82, oh that's pretty good, although we used a mull because he listens. listen listen if we use Mulligan it could go down to 30 you think 82 is pretty good I'm not using it I'm not using it I'm going to keep it at 82 but I want to see what would have happened.

I'm just going to see what would have happened. Excellent call Kenny. I did not use it. Great C call now, since I still have a Mulligan in the bag, I could use it somewhere else, so what's the only thing bothering me? To me, his defensive rebound or his mid-range jump, mid-range is fine, defensive rebound is not Mullan, it got worse, okay, I sold, I sold, I sold, it's okay, well, I'm going to spend some time and get something. signings ooh, let's get your signing base based on random NBA players, so this generates three random players. I can choose the player I like the most, Carris Levert, Delano Benton or Sterling Brown.

I have to see if those players Levert feels like a player. that could have its own jump shot in the game. I'm wrong, okay, it's not a big deal, but also his jump shot might not fit because our guy is 6'10 and I know they have these criteria where you have to be so tall and so short. and and and Banton doesn't have one and Brown doesn't have one, so we turn again. I guess Draymond Green drew you BS Christian Brown. I'm pretty sure Draymond Green will have his own jump shot guard, and oh man. he got the picture of you know what they used to say about Draymond with a backpack on oh, that's disgusting, that's disgusting, let's find out our tops Patty Mills Dario Snippets Rudy gobear that's not cool Patty, we're not going to be able to catch Patty Mills, because our boy is too tall, please have Dario in the game.

Dario can save us. His jump shot isn't going to be perfect, but it's better than Rudy. Oh man, oh man, oh man, that's one ugly jumper, brother, that's one ugly jumper. We need another good point guard, we need another good point guard because that's not pretty, we need Trey Young, oh he, they're too short. I'm going to check it, but they are too short. I think so, they are too short. We need a big man Blake Griffin and Nico yic are definitely in the game nevermind nicool joic gem shot No here Blake Griffin is H let's do a 50/50 mix and see if it's good um not bad not bad once you add Blake Griffin to the equation okay, okay, that's passable, that's very passable, right, moment of truth, we're going in with zero badges, let's just keep it basic, zero badges, let's see where he ranks, he's a rookie 84 in General, Wayne Duffy, two-way.

Floor space slasher, come on bro, come on Wayne, come on let's see you get selected for MVP LCA, yeah that's how it works here. All the awards, not Reed M, are the most improved, that's love, so 2K just updated the list like a day ago. So Naas Reed got A plus and generally what improved was for uh bball Paul, but I guess now it's naasri, which we like, we love it for Naz re man, okay, no one cares about this part, we want to go to the draft, right? that's all we care about, we want to see who gets the first pick, who drafts them because we're ra Holland and you all are great, you may be great, but you ain't no Wayne Duffy, you feel me, um. we have Grizzlies versus Cavs and Grizzlies end up winning in six, okay, cool NBA draft lottery, here we go, who's going to get the first pick, if the Thunder gets it, this guy wiped out the generational talent pool, uh uh, dynasty after dynasty, let's see. who ends up winning it.

I want to go slow on this one because it's about to be a big moment. Mark Tatum says the 17th overall pick ends up going to Delver dag he missed the playoffs entirely okay no injuries btw so they just aren't good I guess the Pelicans end up with the TW uh 13th overall pick .Milwaukee missed the playoffs, so the Warriors missed the bottom three teams are like playoff-worthy teams and they all missed it. Okay, the Jazz gets H, so nothing has changed so far, no one has jumped, the Trailblazers are still the same. Okay, the Spurs are oh no, the Kings are missing the playoffs too.

Okay and there you go, so far everything has been completely uniform. Exactly the way I wanted the Orlando Magic to stay the same. So, I watched all of this just to see the same people get the same choice. Don't know. The Washington Wizards remain the same. Well, down to the last five teams, the Houston Rockets, uhoh. uhoh, the Rockets are in the top four now, potentially moved up one spot, but you get what I'm saying, the Rockets uhoh, the Rockets are in the top three, the Rockets are in the top three. They're going to get our boy Wayne Duffy, oh.

Okay, look, they're going to miss their Dynasty, I'm sorry, it's between who, between the Spurs and the Rockets, oh, it was the hits and it will be the Rockets jumping from fifth to one with the Brooklyn Nets pick. At least I think they'll take Wayne. I can't say for sure if they will take Wayne. They should take Wayne, but I've seen crazy things happen. Let's see exactly if they will accept it. He goes first overall. 610 2 :30ish at Florida State Wayne Duffy is going to Houston I don't care about the rest of the draft, but if you do here here's a screenshot, do what you have to do.

Did the Rockets make the playoffs last year? That's the question. no, they were actually the worst team in the conference, but now they got Wayne Duffy, they traded for Zack LaVine, they traded fored and Zack LaVine, okay, uh, it's not mine, it's not my team, it's not my roster, I just think it's interesting, this is a really good team, bro, this is a really, really good team that I'm on. Thompson will be the full-time point guard, then Jaylen Green, this is a playoff team right now. Zack LaVine as sixth man, think about that now we might.

Do it Jaylen Green at the one, but I like Ammen Thompson enough to say Zack Lenue coming off the bench now my guy Cam Whitmore is a little better uh yeah, yeah, yeah, first game of his NBA career, it's a win against the Spurs, where, wow! um, they signed LeBron for a minimum, I guess because he just wasn't, he wasn't here. LeBron signed a minimum here, which now means Wayne Duffy doesn't start because we have one of the two greatest players of all time on the team oh. No, they have Dylan Brooks starting over Wayne, it's notmy team, not my team, but oh my gosh, Dylan Brooks, now the defense is probably the reason and you also pay him $22 million, um, but yeah, that team is crazy, though with Zack LaVine Jabari Smith.

Jr now coming off the bench and Wayne Duffy, I mean, I don't know what to tell you, Wayne's not going to have an incredible rookie season because the

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s are here, you know he's going to have the moments of him like seven assists. two turnovers is pretty good those offensive rebounds he might be the best offensive rebounding forward in the league his rebound total isn't going to be very good because his defensive rebounds aren't great but since all of his rebounds this season can be offensive, he which is crazy, like seven rebounds, five of them offensive, he's a player you could use, bro, because of the amount of extra possessions you get by having a guy who rebounds that well.

Well, he's a little crazy, I'm going to pretend to see what ends up happening. I think this team could compete at least I thought so, but now they're starting eight and four, eight and five, so I don't think so, but it has the potential because they're so nice that we don't get Rookie of the Year, it makes sense that we don't we were starters and all that, 27 points a game for the camera, he just did that, oh, he got an improved facial appearance. Okay 2K, good for doing your job, this team was good, obviously you saw the roster they put together was the entire rookie team, he didn't even make the first team, he's on the second team, so 125 and three is about good shooting splits for a rookie for 36, if he had been a starter he would have 100% made the first team, but he's on the second team so people don't even realize how good this guy can be because He's been coming off the bench all season.

Once LeBron retires after this and then they start him it's going to be GG's um oh they started him oh my gosh he's starting so Dy Brooks lost his spot so they're going to face CJ McCullum, his Jones and Company, you know what that list looks like, good team, um. Zion vs. LeBron is great right now Brandon Inger vs. Wayne is also pretty good LeBron is winning number 32 I don't like game number one it's a loss for the good Wayne with his four rebounds 19 points four assists four turnovers No Really I don't like all of the following, we get a win in 31 minutes per game, in fact, we are doing too much.

This video is supposed to be long for many years, many years, so instead of going game by game and the first round, we wait until we get. like a conference finals or a game seven or something, we get out of the first round, here we go, his GPA is in the playoffs so far, that's not him and the playoffs so far are 15. He can't shoot very well, but at least he's scoring more, okay, second round, we're going against the wanyama Leed Spurs, okay, oh, when Yama and jayen Duren, this Rost is crazy, it's a crazy team, young team, good team, I think We are better now, although when is it?

I'm already 92 in the second year and I also improved the face con for Wanyama, so shout out to him too, um, two, three, Wy is really just a demigod, huh, he had a good series, but it wasn't even just him, I mean to a 10 assist game. because devel is really crazy, okay, year number one doesn't complete his plan, we had LeBron James on the team, we couldn't help LeBron James get a win or an extra ring, huh, and he might even retire after the season, Boston finally gets the one they've been waiting for since 2008 and LeBron didn't, so that's a good sign.

He probably won't come back to our team, but you never know, you never know. I really do not care. I'm going to jump right into playing a progression because that's what lets us know if that 82 potential is going to make him look really good or not, he didn't have any badges coming into the year, remember that and now he has 24 badges, yeah okay so we lost Bron, but we expected that. he's super old and stuff uh I'm and Thompson jumps five, Jabari jumps four and came off the bench last season behind bron bron so good year this team could be better hell I'm saying it no We have LeBron, no. but no, that's crazy, look at that man in the starting lineup, which is a good lineup and a good bench, first game of year number two, now he has additional badges, it's a victory and come on, we won against Braun, who , oh no, he joined the team again. wasn't here 20 seconds ago Braun is back, not only was he here, well um, is Wayne back on? okay, um, it's great to see Brunn on the team, he's just going to take more shots away from our Wayne boy, and what is it. which we don't want, but hey, Wayne is a team player Wayne is from the state of Florida, they just want to win basketball games, that's the mentality that people from the state of Florida have.

J wins MVP here, you don't care about these, we're looking for if it doesn't have the Houston Rockets logo, a name next to it, we don't really care about Houston, um, I'm on TOS, he got the entire defensive team yelling at him, but that That's all, we were the three seeds this year, so better than last. Oh, and here we go, Mr. Wayne, what did he do? What did you average this year? He averages 154 and five. Okay, that's great. The shooting divisions are really good, almost 50,490, which would have been fantastic. The offensive rebounds per game are two and a half in just year two. his career high is only 32, but he plays with so many other really good SL players that I don't think he's going to have a 50o burst anytime soon, you know he has, he's playing with LeBron, you know he's hard to come by . your shots are off where you play with Braun plus Jaylen Green who is a 91 plus Alin Shon who is an 86 they all can't eat so he's playing his part and he's great at it okay let's take on the Pelicans again this year. able to beat them again, I hope we lost, okay, uh, we lost, so it's unfortunate, um, it's not much, I can't say much more, I can say it was only year number two, we all have years and years and years. of his career we don't have to overreact to the early results, but losing as a favorite is not good at all, but we will live, we will live, we will live and LeBron finally gives up and Russell West, oh damn, what are they?

They're doing it, yeah, we couldn't help Braun get that last one, that's fine, although you know, hopefully he enjoyed Houston, because we enjoyed having him, you know, we might even retire that ugly number 32 he was wearing. I know it's LeBron, he just jumped two didn't get any badges, his potential is 82, remember that, so it's not like he's about to be a 99 overall at the end of the day, but jump if he jumps two a couple years further. I'll be in a 90 club overall and that's good enough you know, I just hope some of these badges progress and aren't all bronze anymore, so yeah, all silver, okay, not all, but a lot.

They're silver, which is cool, we just need him to start going crazy now because getting rid of LeBron, as crazy as it sounds, opens up more opportunities for a lot of other people and he could be one of the other people whose potential opened up. you know, first game of the year number three is a win by a good amount and man he just shot one for 10 so I'm happy he got 10 threes he's got 90 plus threes getting 10 threes is a good idea. We lost the second game and he led us in scoring, we lost but he led us in scoring 15 shot attempts, that's good.

I need a game where you only take 25 shots, man, just one, look at seven shots, it will never be enough on this team. You'll never get that Allstar look that we know you can't have if you just show up, you know what we need for you to change teams, yeah, let's be selfish, forget about how successful this team can be, we need you to change teams and and it comes out 22 shots, it's just not very good right now. Does LeBron need to set him up because he's not making shots? It's okay, you know, I don't want to overreact.

MVP goes to Tyrese halber Jimmy Brooks nine points per game as a rookie idia this season uh no not the best class I guess that's okay um Houston Houston look he just doesn't GNA get the praise you know he just won't get the praise and I guess okay, I guess okay they're back in the three spot this year. He ends up averaging career-high numbers, it's not 490 yet, but he's very close to that, so we'll assume he averages six and six assists per game and I'm pretty sure his passing accuracy was low . vision was high his accuracy was low he is still passing very well he hasn't turned the ball over much he is a very high quality player in the league his three point shot is almost a 99 now after progression so things are still working .

I have to see it in action, though that's up next. 97 perimeter d That's crazy, an excellent 81 steel, his defensive rebounding and a poor steel, but he still rebounds offensively with the best, he is still the fastest in the entire Association, so there are a lot of good things . things to get out of here we get to the Pelicans for the third year in a row in the playoffs this is turning into a real button rivalry it's a 1-1 like every year um I just don't know if we'll be able to do it, I hope we do, but yeah, they have our number or something, no, they haven't played the seventh game so far.

Our guy killed Wayne Duffy in the playoffs. Okay, this is a game seven situation and in this situation with the cast. Hoping it's close so we can finally see our boy Wayne Duffy play a tie game of baseball with three minutes left, a nice beautiful jump on stage, we'll see hopefully he hasn't fouled out because you already know what 2K can be like. He has five. That hasn't been discovered about them, so we'll take the opportunity to watch our boy Wayne play basketball. He's in that corner guarded by Zion Williamson right now. I actually like this lineup they put there.

He's um amen. Jaylen Zack and then Duffy at the four and Shenon, that's a good lineup. Duffy is simply going to be relegated to being a floor spacer in the corner. Get him the Z Ball, nevermind, a nice cube. Zach, a good bucket in almost 90% of the contest, got 20 tonight and they call a timeout. Brandon Ingram was taken out of the game no, no, let's refuse, we are not here to watch the team, we are here to see it. Dylan Brooks, sit your butt on the bench, send your butt to the bench, this is not what we're here for.

For us, I mean, I know you probably need defense, but his current defense is a 19 97, so you don't even think that he's probably a better defender than Dylan Brooks right now and that's a foul. Okay, Zion is going to miss at least one of Those get Wayne Duffy back in the game. Coach trips Dylan Brooks. About Wayne Duffy. Have we seen the same play in the last two years? He has a 1610 with a 97 perimeter defense and a 97 three point shot, he put him in the game and allowed him to space out the game. floor and let him protect your best player and I think he'll do well with one of your best Brandon Ingram players, okay, here's Jaylen Green with his iceo, there's an Al albren Shenon pick, double pick and a shot, it's not Well, hey, no, it's not a joke, no. joke look at this offensive rebounding machine the shot went high now he didn't get the backboard the shot went up he was he was there if this man shenon didn't get it he was getting it and that's what we like to see a 97 offensive rebounder that's it cool we need a spike dunk or something we need a spike dunk and that would be legendary yeah Brandon is scared to even dribble around this guy Jabari come on oh he's just skinny but he holds his own , remains firm.

His is a tough shot but it's U Zion at the basket so you know how I finish it they did it again oh my God they're going to fire you they're going to fire you they're going to fire you enough of that this is Dylan Brooks and and it's not that Wayne is having a bad game. Oh, Dylan is efficient right now for sure, but Wayne isn't, no, no, no, we're not doing it, we're not doing it, you might stop playing with me. I am the general manager of. this team I own this team stop playing with my rotations good pass I'm on Thompson with a cut who is that guard Wagner good good pass Jaylen it's a three point game again a Dylan Brooks someone fouls something ball is needed dead there's ISO one one up four down ISO Z is trying to get to the basket Barb is playing great defense great defense oh well it's still Zion so it's still Zion Williams and this is a winning scenario to go home and Zion is trying to get the Pelicans to the second round for the second year in a row here we go Jaylen Green being defended by Dyson Daniels a really good defensive player at this point in his career Jaylen has to give up the job to Dylan Brooks who gives it back to him.

If that was Duffy, Duffy would have hit a Duffy, you feel like he got a bucket and now he's not on the floor and here's a chance for the Pelicans to take the lead. Wagner straight to Mary Lane for the layup and It's a one-point lead for the Pelicans and they wouldn't have been able to score right there, okay, I'm done, but for sure,get Duffy into the game, we only have one timeout left, our best hope is. that it happens on a ball day, you know, and that Jaylen turns green with the thinner and hits him.

Wow, our best guess, our best hope is that a ball day happens for Wayne to get into the game because if it doesn't, these teams aren't using their last timeout for the last possession, that's just the reality of the game. situation, so we have to watch this Houston Rocket team play without our guy on the roster. I've never really seen Zion and the simulation, indefensible, literally indefensible, he has every single one of them. basket that we have seen so far and it has not even been difficult for them to do it, there is a mistake and there is a difference of 7 seconds between shot and play and there is the good foul to send Zion to the line of all people and this is here is where champions are made right here Wayne 973 potentially down by three coming into this possession I'm just saying oh they're going to play, they're going to play, find 25 find 25 find 25 in that corner he's just him a straight shooter down by two bars Is he calling at the moment or Jaylen Green doesn't matter, it's Jaylen Green's shot I guess there's the screen Zion doesn't help Euro Step to nothing Al Shenon down double team this is how we finish the season powerful Potentially, I don't know who this hunter is, but he's a center and a center is traditionally not a two-for-two player, especially in crunch time, oh well, that was money, okay, we need this lady, we need this lady.

Crash, they put Dylan Brooks back in the game you know it well you lost this game for us you lost this game for us I don't care what anyone says this is your last season as our coach simply put this is simple simply your problem is your fault and you are gone, you are gone and I want my son to go to his next team. Go to a lottery team. Average 30. We know you have it. The Spurs reach the finals to go against Tyrese Halber, the company and Victor. WIS Finals MVP we know you could, we know you could definitely come in and on average you signed an extension, you didn't do well, we know now you could, you will definitely come back to the team, but in two years, in two years, it will be better Let's see you on another skip list, one of the badges is exactly the same, so does he have it gold now?

So he does have it golden, but he's not really making much progress. We got Dale Blunt the 16th overall pick last year yeah he's a Hooper now he's a really good Ro player right now Kobe White is on the team Austin Reeves no that's what Reese says oh man that's embarrassing , Richard bis, who was on our list last year, 17th overall pick jumps four, who do we lose? oh, no one. it's our It's still our same starting five Dylan Brooks has gone well, well, he was holding us back well, it could have been that this team almost drafted us, you know, but instead, we're here where we are, um Houston, I'm in Thompson, he's the star of the team and I respect that, I respect that, seeing that all of this wouldn't matter, his individual numbers would miss the playoffs oh no, okay, okay, he's about to say um, but all of this wouldn't matter . his individual numbers 5040 90 for the first time in his career wouldn't matter if we got rings and stuff, but we're fighting to get to the second round, and that's the problem, you know, losing is not a big deal if you get your stats and If you don't get them it's no big deal, if you win it you feel like it has to be one or the other now that we sweep the 3C, which tells me things could be going up and up, yeah. this team is disgusting they're 490 um oh we're 490 too what you look at what a matchup what a matchup how we end up being a six with this type of roster play one's a loss um Justin Edwards is a stud in good faith um he just scored 401 and five steals like it was nothing and our guy is two for 13 on field goals, okay, okay, we know we lost, we know we lost the Series, come on, get it over with , Oh wait. one minute wait one minute 32 game seven we get game seven you know we love game seven could we see your Houston Rockets best ever conference appearance?

I don't know, I actually do know it's, the answer is no, no, it's not happening, they're dominating us, well, will he sign his rookie extension? uh, Duffy, I don't know, I don't know, and then wiim Yama will get his second third of the video I don't know, they've been playing, although the game progression goes directly to the game progression. I think that's the way you should do it, that's the way you should do it, rip the band-aid off, will it be on the list or not? Being on the roster four years $177 million on the roster still um I'm at my peak and most of our players have peaked and we still can't win enough games uh Would like Lov to see him change rosters sometimes you have a bag chase and I'm not mad about a good bag chase, you know there are a lot of teams that could use his services, where he could go and be the best player, be the guy, it's not what he wanted, he loves Houston, No I don't blame him, he was in Houston once and I loved it so that's what I did.

This guy, Jeremy Soan, has been on a couple different teams and he's beaten six men in one year, on each of them, three six men on him. year the last three seasons so he's doing his thing. I have made the decision if we don't win a championship this year we are going to release ourselves, yes we are one of those people who signed an extension and then decide to request one we trade right after we do it and then we will go to a random team. We're both seats this year, which is the best we've ever had.

I think well, this could be the year, don't get too impatient. again for our boy Wayne, he's killing the game, okay, first round, we're going against the Pelicans, we can't escape this team, brother, they got our number, they got our number, now they don't have Val anymore, now it's Mo Vagner , which is an 81. I'm not going to go game by game on this one, can we please get rid of them? We did, my goodness, ladies and gentlemen, a sweep in this economy, that's kind of elite now, oh Jer McCan and McCain and then John Morant D.

Anthony Davis. he's in Memphis, wow, he's not as good as he was a couple years ago, but he's helping them sweep us off, we're probably losing, okay, time to request a trade, Mr. Duffy Wayne, you didn't give him your wall, but they "They're holding you back, they're holding you back. Do you see the Spurs dynasty they're

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ing right now? You want to be a part of something like that. I mean, you can't. Trey finds it, let's see there are 12 offers. m I'm just closing I look at random eyes and see what can come of this, let's stop at three and two, that's three fingers and two and one, anything but this, no, no, nothing, no, I refuse, I can't escape, no.

I can do another pelus I can't I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry pelus fans I can't do it I can't do it you don't want to give up Zion anyway okay Atlanta Hawks for a 30 year Tryon deal Absolutely, we're part of the Atlanta now. Hawks for next season and we'll see how it goes, and then there will probably be repeats unless we win a championship, let's see who else. he's on this team it's us and Deonte Murray John Collins is back after half a season in Utah, they traded him and he's been here ever since, okay the team isn't good, but that was part of what I wanted.

Do we want to see him on a not-so-good team? They're the seven seed They Ride like they got their Accolade um twice All Star, okay, okay, that's a dub, that's a dub twice, all set up in the last two years. He's been getting his credit for averaging 19 and 20, but you know, what would be funny is if his former team wins the first game of the year, he stops playing with Wayne, he just needed the ball in his hands, wow, and he goes against Houston. next game he's about to dominate I'm mad at you all you guys didn't let me shoot so many sh oh they oh they killed us they killed us wow and Wayne had a stinky little game that's unfortunate I wanted him to be able to talk about his crap with his former teammates, but he won't be able to do it, oh, that 40 piece was a fluke, huh, the Bulls are just bad, what we're saying is that the 40 piece was a fluke, wow, wow, Wayne, we.

I thought we built a great NBA player and it turns out he's good, he's good, he's really good, but not great. Do we care about all this? Where are the Atlanta Hawks? You know what I'm saying? ATL doesn't get up at all, it's fine. so it definitely wasn't playing how we wanted it to be, so much so that they're playing as a team, okay, okay, I've seen teams quit playing in NBA championship games like me, that's happened before, can it happen here? we lost, they lost again, okay, okay, that's great, he averaged 24 and six, which is pretty good, almost 5040 90, so he was very solid, actually not solid enough, three times Allstar in these years.

Is Houston going? winning the championship without him that would be, actually, no comment, I'm not even going to say how bad that would look on us, okay, so the Pelicans beat them like they always do and then they were going to lose to the victim. Obama anyway because he can't lose in the Western Conference, there it is in the best hours of sunlight. If you enjoy it, leave me a like and like when you send me pictures or whatever of you trying it too. rules, let me know if you do and tell me how your player turned out.

See you tomorrow in peace.