I bought a PS5 just to be bad at Ghost of Tsushima

I wonder what's inside Karen, does it want to eat my ps5? I'm in the menu of a Playstation, what have I become? Yes, thanks Sony, I get it, Caleb, please accept it, my sweetest friend, the

ghost

of Tsushima, always on hard mode, always, I'm

just

a chad. like the mongol empire is invading our home we are 80 samurai against an army we will be fine i have seen we will face death and defend our home is the mandatory death part go break their spirit break their spirit oh what are you going to do outside? let's send your best warrior to confront me the lack of respect oh oh hey wait it's that attila from the night in the museum what a start to the game let's charge for poop that put me right into the action the game is like hey here are the the controls go crazy so it's x and y to attack or playstation square and triangle ah there were too many i'm a samurai defender of

tsushima

i can't give up hey hey i'm boromir is he attila i'm kotan a cousin of kublai who grandson of kingus oh i'm dead i'm alive or I'm a

ghost

it's

just

that I don't think anyone worked hard to keep me alive who are you you saved my life I'm yoona hey you know I have a ps5 I still don't know how to flirt this is the most cinematic training flashback I've ever seen look the leaves look at the leaves i'm having too much fun good sir so this is just a painting you can play this is their motto there's like a guy with a guitar next to me just smashing it the ghost of

tsushima

which horse do you want so whoever i choose will be tsushima's horse i can choose a name for the horse the game you are missing one although my horse will always be fabio face my sword and die pagan if you knock me down i will become more powerful than you can imagine it is tsushima's phantom force wait wait attack I shouldn't have done it the movement is so smooth I love it I'm not a crybaby I just play a lot for honor, too much for honor with this sword.

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XP and coins you earn will also give you more Vault Keys, which are the rewards for completing weekly quests. Conquer your fears with a sword that's not its catchphrase, it should be, although very hard mode is kind of good, yeah, look at this game and so on. my paralyzing addiction to photo mode begins because I can't what's the boss battle boss battle don't worry uncle I'll save you that's him by the way two souls united by destiny divided by chance meet on the bridge of destiny the moon illuminates his way the true passage oh jesus christ yes that's me so you're probably wondering how I got into this situation it all started the day my father died because of course it was so my uncle took me in that's not him that's an old man Ma'am, can I stay here in the flashback?

It is so beautiful. Alive. What is this character? Two arrows in the back. Flesh wound thrown from the Burj Khalifa, just a scratch. Ah, it's the coast of Tsushima. Has that joke already been made? I'm pretty. I'm late to this game, this is beautiful, we'll save your brother and your uncle and my gifts with axe, you know, this is not a cutscene, this is me, I just ride my horse and move the camera, that's how good this one looks game. it's just jay bassist but it fits karen is watching the tv intently absolutely mesmerized do you like it do you like the game karen looks good right?

Can I just walk? Could that be the complete game? I don't even want to play those. people are in danger, right, fabio, ride fabio, my uncle taught me that a samurai masters his emotions, okay, align, adjust the aperture, lower the iso, this is on the album, look macaroni, I'll need the help of your brother if we are going to rescue. He Tucker will forge any tools you need as soon as he's free Hmm, I'll need a Holy Jesus AR-15. This is very good because this open world game is not made by Ubisoft. One more attack I've mastered. the story of toyota combat can wait a little i want to do this side mission i will free the stealth dojo wait wait wait two souls meet at the crossroads of time the gentle breeze betrays the storm in their hearts because on this day the paths they have traveled wait wait wait you win you win okay okay patience now I have to let my guard down with those heavy ones and be careful with those unblockables when his gun lights up red like this or with that red dot I have to dodge because that means I can't stop him, come on, come on, dodge that collapse, oh oh, yeah, I'm concentrating now, huh, come on, perfect perry, one more combo and he's dead, don't choke him now, no, good Roman kick, bro, come on, fight back, oh Jesus.

Okay, watch out for the unblockable when I hit him with the heavy dodge, I called him. I've unloaded your moveset one more, now one more counterattack, I've got it, I've got it, oh I've got it, two souls, mask it, mask, speaking of masks, this mask will protect the Tsushima's nose was a hot spring, right? ? tsushima's toes reflect on my father i will never forget the day he was killed reflect on his favorite food when the mongols are gone i'm going to stuff myself with pairs of china i'll have some mcnuggets bro ah, tsushima's post , this might be the prettiest game I've ever played, I like it more than Red Dead, the three point saber combo, it's still here, I haven't been hit yet, I haven't been touched yet, oh, I've cursed myself, just I had to do it, it's your fault, oh you, I'm just ending your suffering because I get something out of it.

I want to kiss this game it's just me this is my work environment ps5 xbox series x puppy puppy this is it. like that scene in the lion king scar brother help me reflect you're cute you have to fall there you go look come on hello look don't ignore me father why is it just mirror commercial breaks now what about me? He says well it's because you have your own shirt karen magnifique continuing the story let's rescue eunice's brother i'm hiding in the car they'll never know what hit there he's tucker oh that could be easy that was bad taka what did they do to you ?

It seems fine to me, good work, team, impeccable mission, but as a man of honor, I must return and rescue the other prisoners. Did he achieve it? Mission accomplished. Two souls clash swords under the moonlit sky on this fateful night. Hit me, keep going. I'm just washing you bro, maybe if you got rid of that yee-s armor you'd get some hits on this, this is tsushima's roast, oh my god, it's tsushima's fix, I'm gonna stop, this is just tsushima land fancy. The forest seems fake as I jump Fabio jump save me from the harm of the fall good work two souls cross paths on this sacred ground where the sun meets the sky they swore to defend their honor only the clash of swords hello surrender I'm sorry it's okay , so he was French the whole time what a twist continue the story I'm going to meet sensei ishikawa I have to accomplish these main objectives before I can rescue my uncle and finish the first act I need to be presentable when I meet sensei I need this hat one sucks, forgive me sensei, you're judging me, the last time I saw you was ten years ago, you came to study with me, I bet he was your best friend, do you remember most of the students I reject, oh, and the Archer's aim is not based on the eyes. but in body, mind and spirit that doesn't make sense now send them to their ancestors yeah sensei hey sensei check it out I'm using my eyes to aim it looks like you're full of he's standing there hey sensei you're using your eyes. to see me do all the work one on the roof I can't see it with the sun I don't need eyes the sensei could be on something that went well don't you think, Fabio, you don't know what's happening?

You are a horse, this quest from another story gives me a ronin outfit, yes we are doing that, where are those ronin? eh, just wandering around, I found one, ah, we are old friends, the brothers from Tsushima, they don't stand a chance against our combination. could two souls intertwined for a long time their brotherhood stronger than their steel do it too oh, didn't you have slow motion in your ass sucker flow like water because only by feeling the gentle current can you unleash the deadly torrent that is happening in the album i' We will have a scrapbook montage at the end of this series samurai brothers, we'll get you samurai hoes.

I have some spare armor that should fit, buddy, that's all I'm here for. I have my new outfit that actually looks very comfortable. do you read mongolian if it's in chinese i can understand something since when i had to read sun tsu damn i've been reviewing these objectives i'm going to do side quests now i have this paralyzing fear that the game will have a nice wind blow ending oh it's all white i must be in whole foods a sanctuary I honor you or sanctuary and pray that you give me good loot if you don't I will set you on fire it gave me this charm killing enemies gives me moderation health that's pretty good you live today sanctuary uh my new colors look threatening is this God's plan of a woman God's plan I hold back sometimes I will not do it yes my lord do not go to the cashine forest I go to the kashini forest is this the so-called forest I do not understand what the problem is everyone who enters the forest never more are seen wait until nightfall my lord nightfall edward there I'm going to be honest, I'm a little scared they really created the atmosphere for this one, eh, okay, the ghosts are not real, the music doesn't help if I run as fast as possible, ghosts can't get me, someone else here, a clue, the whole mystery, oh okay, there it is.

There it is, so they were just bandits all along. I'm actually disappointed. Hey, I've been to Japan. It doesn't look so good. There are buildings and the famous Legolas long bow that is in this arch. Oh, what's going on in your ball! It's released, it's not a thing, Jesus Christ, the absolute presentation in this game, what a scenario, who thought of this to break your guard, koredesh? Could he be vibrating to this fight music even if he attacks? uh-uh, an elegant weapon from a more civilized time. wait oh no they have civilian prisoners as man of honor i can't guarantee my ronan hat is completely black now i look so good tsushima drip can you pet the foxes oh come here little one game of the year It has to be this is the Sky Strike, damn those fools, I have to learn my combos, a real samurai practices day and night without rest, what is the endless combo, oh, I will go practice somewhere else, I'm sorry, forgive me, My life's work is to heal the body, not destroy it, your life's work is stupid. uh uh uh perfect counter i'm a literal god do it again do it again do it again do it again i'll do it again now today's featured zen clan meme is from my kingdom series a classic life is good but can be gouda , so Karen tries to make an exit.