I Bought 10 Products While Crying!

that's how it grows and then you have to trim it but I was too scared to trim it so basically what happened was when I was first growing my beard literally several people were like you need to shave my dad my mom a man wasn't what was the only one who didn't tell me to shave if my sister my brother why do you need to shave the edge do you need to cut it off he did it Don't cut that ugly thing literally I have a whole video online they just flex this whole family Of this, where is the keyboard? bad beard that's not real, hey man, I'm putting out receipts, guys, this is not a receipt, okay, a Photoshop receipt. they could be hateful comments about my beard, literally the entire video is about hateful comments about my beard.

I love this, hit me up close. in my heart because I grew up something was vulnerable to you guys and guess what happened you guys shot me here are just a couple of those comments about the beard Wow his beard looks a lot shorter no no , I had to cut it off because I was so embarrassed it sounds like you have a beard, beard, you really like beards anyway, that was a good comment. I don't want to relive all this pain, oh yeah, sorry, so this is what I did. I found this online and thought, how can I fuck up? something my beard

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still being myself but being presentable to others is not so relatable you don't want to be judged from the outside so you have to conform on the inside so goodbye, what the hell again, even people who don't want you to do have a beer, ah, it hurts, clip on beer, flowers, tell me I'm beautiful, no, tell me I'm beautiful, after I put this on, I'll do it, then don't look, now you're going to have another child, buddy, it's beautiful . you're coming towards me I don't think I know how Matheny works, not me, this beard probably isn't thick enough to hide the splinters, yeah, and now I'm beautiful and I feel whole, you look like someone shot you with sleep darts . eight times sorry hashtag was never accepted well you look beautiful and I will say that you took out the receipts I took out the receipts they were not very sad but they were received we are not angry and it is proof that they affect enough to make a whole video about it , right, yeah, it affected me so much that I had to try to make comedy out of pain and that's the best kind of comedy because comedy is just a mix of tragedy and timing, exactly he put the It's time to make a video, a lot of tragedy, real tragedy, hey, I'll give you the point, thanks, yes, I think it deserves it from your game, a call from your real life.

I don't want any Panos shit next time. Fake diarrhea on the wall, the next one, real, the next one will be real. I probably think diarrhea, no, you want them to be actual shoe protectors, okay, so it's like a little latex thing that you put over your shoes to keep them safe now. This is a 100% true story. This is one of the saddest things that has happened to me in my life. We talk about it a little bit in this video right here when Rosa is here to ruin your summer. literally poop my pants i went up to a 7-eleven i used to walk there with my cousin all the time oh yeah you told me this on the way there i didn't feel a thing my poop was never prepared and my deal went up there she says what you guys, okay, you want me to take you back.

I said no mom, I'm totally fine, we can walk back on the way back instantly. Guttag, I drank a sorbet and a candy and literally strutted around the block table. No, I water my cousin's agonized laughter, we pull into my driveway and I and I are wearing jeans and I pooped it. I really want to save them, but what was the first thing I did? Literally, this is true. I took my shoes off because I don't want poop on them but guess what keeps happening so I have poop on my shoes yeah so I

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shoe protectors and these will keep me from having that problem forever and they are kind of fancy .

Look at this man's ankle. it looks like mine you almost put it like this you know look at this look at all this poop this person jumps that looks like me that's my story and I'm attached to it no, it's stuck to you, it's stuck to me So I'm not here to give them an educational class on how to put on shoe pads, but we have some shoes here, we have some pads here, only ten, but others size 10, oh these are mats, sigh, that's not my size. well I'm quite surprised if I can fit, those are really nice, oh wait hey no they do fit.

I told you you're a size 10 per foot, aren't you big in the code bro? This is 11 and a half me. don't ruin these bro these are nice okay I won't make a $20 goal here we go oh god yeah in case someone is wearing these how exactly do you put them on how do you do it can I wear them now , these really fit my outfit better. I will say they don't look bad, it just looks like you guys are watching it at a lower resolution and I feel a lot more confident with these. I will say let's take a look to see if it fits again, since apparently today is just one item a day for Tanner, how do I look?

Do I look attractive or not? Hey, comment below, hot or not, please vote in the group above. I'm not or I'm not trending or I'm ending, what do you think? I mean, it's a true story. I'll give her a point, yeah, well, Emily blew me away. I will give you a point that is truly sad. I think so, the next product is fine, guys, before we start the next product. I want to tell you how you can become a sweet, sweet, sweet doping member. family as Josey's brain Brian, what would Brian say as Josey's brain? I know it's weird because you think you want to be brain, yeah, but it's brain, just trick your brain, all you have to do is hit the join button below guys, right? down there it's right under the title of this video and you can get access to exclusive behind the scenes footage, polls, live streams, sneak peeks of upcoming

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, all kinds of giveaways, if you want it's all there and if not, it's okay because we We're still going to bring you our regular content thank you Josie for becoming a member and then thank you all so before you know you're going to pass any judgment these are yes they are a real thing and yes they are a thing real because there are seven inches and there are platform shoes and short people like me and let me tell you why it's okay, why does it hurt?

A couple of months ago tell me some short stories, as you know, yes, it will be short and sure, so there we go, here we go months. I recently went to Coachella and saw some of my favorite artists, but it would be nice if I could see them listen to their music. It was so low, I thought, "You want to see, you know, that's the great part." How tall are you? Now I'm five five, so five five plus seven, you'd be six feet in these, that's as tall as me, that's perfect. I looked average and these guys were around me.

Some women too, you know, there are some tall girls. there and I thought: hey, you're going to be short. I thought, "It looks good," they're like bro, it's popular. I declare that you know, I feel like he is accepting it, although yes, it doesn't seem like that. It hurts as much as I should know that's why I

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them. Still hurts. I'm going to show you those tall people. I'll show you all. You say they'll show you now that you're really ready for a Billy, I love girly cow, wow that's what my regular shoes look like.

Weird Scissorhands, I can't wait. I've always wondered what it would be like to be so tall. This could turn me into a super capable system. I like every concert. now you have to wear these buddy, it makes you more attractive, i feel great buddy, you actually look as attractive as you were attracted to before, you have nothing more than michael, i feel like now i want to see how i look with my ears a little back, yeah, he looks muscular too, you know, I mean, he does, it's because the upper part of his body has this platy like any pants and I like the skinnier legs because since you're gone, Michael Feeley, get a little love in cars.

Like that's a real pain, so I'll give it away in a moment. Can you see how small my plate and shoes are on those days? Yes, it seems that you went from King to Queen. He smiles pretty quickly on a stick. Light skin tone. Light skin tone. so here's the deal I'm going to make from a very recent past year. It's going to get really real, how real, but I feel good because I'm not in this anymore. Yes of course. The truth is that this would have been easier than what I actually did. I wore a fake one only in real life, although you know I'm saying no, all of you who struggle with depression, know what that's like.

Sam comments below, but yeah, like last year, I really struggled with depression. I've been going to therapy. I was. I went to therapy for about six months, that helped me a lot, it became spiritual, I had a spiritual awakening that helped me enormously and now I'm here. Honestly, I had a slump about a month ago, so I'm feeling excited. you still get sad but it's not depression depression is like hopelessness in the stylist that's ecstasy yes sad it's rational exactly so you made it happen captain it was difficult this would have been helpful exhausted now I'm very sad so no I really look all we have one in case they ever have difficulties in the future it's like they know me it's not my skin tone but it's just a matter it's not mine either this is mine I'm walking around giving high fives everyone says you shaved today even a man smiles , this looks real guys with this fool, you and all my meetings oh yeah, that's what my executive meetings do any of the scissors I'm going to make adjustments okay, this product is a note, but Matthias Astoria with the product doesn't give me a real point a really made me sad yeah no it's real it's good and he's going to win anyway so he's going to get the point regardless of you having three points and Gratz is vulnerable that's how you win in Live Kids , you're a good salesman, I mean, you got it. an extra chance, which is a good book, but I just won.

Roberts shows that photo on both mine and Michael's Instagram it's our default image from now on, boom boom, thanks if you want to go see it, it's pretty sad, but Danis. it's hot, I'm right, watch this video here that's ten

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