Humorista colombiana habla sobre las suegras modernas | Don Francisco Te Invita | Entretenimiento

Good evening, how are you, Colombia and someone from Colombia here, I love being here with you and many of those who are sitting and those who are in the house, I know that they have the face of a mother-in-law. You know that the mothers-in-law of today are good people. They have established that the hours now are not like the ones before, which made life impossible. The daughter-in-law does not let them loose. They are good people and when the man takes someone to introduce him to the house, they tell him to keep going, mom, welcome to mom, he tells me.

He said that he liked the beans, mommy, kalise, beans, mommy, mommy, what's the little toy, mommy, drink the juice, mommy, mommy, feed them and semi-precious ones now because because they are good people the sacred hour because they are bored they are tired of having that man in the house before the men leave They got married at 19 20 years old, now he's 30 31 32 33 and he doesn't want to leave the mothers-in-law. The mother-in-law is tired and has to hand wash his underwear like a 35-year-old who still pouts and makes doll faces and they stay indoors in the house all day, society is tired, that's why they are good to us.

Before, one came to the strike house in a miniskirt, man, I don't like that girl, it's too much to show Sanín, I don't like her anymore, now the mother-in-law expects me. One is easy, the mother-in-law wants him not to be easy and fertile so that they have a slip and take him out of the house. The mother-in-law is bored. The others are tired, so when the mothers-in-law visit the house again, she says that my daughter is already It's late, not that it's a bed, lie, ah, and I extended the box to her, mom, don't worry, the walls of this house are thick, mom, she wants to sleep, mom, what are you doing with the child, mom, the mothers-in-law are desperate and that's why they are good people, but if they go, you have to learn. to appreciate the beautiful things in life like that moment we live now in which bonfires are loved, they are cool, we have to be moral with the things that we don't like, look, we Colombians have a serious problem and that is that famous Colombians are too Mom, if you're too pretty, Sofia Vergara, yes or no, Shakira, people are like very pretty.

I don't know how they make them. Look at Maluma with Malú. One more thing that someone says is minor, but which, yes or no, ladies, I didn't teach him a song, but Be careful, the rose of Guadalupe of vaccines or silver plate, Lord of a god, is an impressive thing, look, that's why in Colombia, people who are too pretty, the rest of us Colombians, feel happy, we feel like there's a crush and you're as fat as malucos, that's why The most famous novel in Colombia is Betty the Ugly 180 countries 25 translations because because we needed one that represented us to others, we are not all like Sofía Vergara nor do we all speak like her nor are we that tall nor is it that in fact Betty the ugly if we analyze it new faith first if Horacio at this time you couldn't call her ugly because that was an ugly offense he doesn't say ugly to Betty and a march is coming yes or no she wasn't ugly it was let's see she was a woman who used thick glasses, true, messy hair, an educated woman who studied a lot, a woman who worked a lot, who dressed like an old lady's clothes, Betty wasn't ugly, she was a jeep, she was ahead of her time, and that thing about beauty and ugliness is so relative because You, madam, I am sure that every day of your life when you look in the mirror, you woman, my friend, what you do is say, well, I am ugly, right, and I tell you one thing, you are not ugly, all that stuff that you say you don't like.

You who feel that in your face or in your body you have it as crooked as small as very big as if you don't have that you are not ugly my love don't say that you are not ugly there are cultures in which your exotic mamacita you are not Ugly, my love, it's because it's geographically poorly located. You change the country and you feel like a mamacita, and that's what we Latinas are. We're not pretty women. We're better. We're more. We have more dates and mamacitas. What letter does it start with m? And is it our size?

Latinas can think. less but we will never be skinny, we are chubby in the important parts, how are we Latinas not going to feel good with the clothes we wear and with the body we have if we are not dressing for our body, Latinas buy clothes that are manufactured in China yes or no and like China in terms of a little thing like that like that it is manufactured in China with models of European sizes that are such giant fillies with some holy virgin things but for us Latinas we don't put them when we are that's why the Latina We are size m m with more meat we will fear m with a lot of flavor mdm the curves m with a lot of meat it happens a little that for you sir they seem like love I am from Francisco many know it because I have been doing television for a few years not so much when I started the man had not even reached On the moon, there were no cell phones or the Internet, but now they tell me that they update me that I crouched down and emoji were leaked, there are still very