how to train your dragon full audiobook by cressida cowell

cd1 How to Train Your Dragon by Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third Translated from Old Norse by Cressida Cowell Read by David Tennant About the Author How to Train Your Dragon is the first volume of memoirs by Hiccup for which he is best known for his great work of natural history viking

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s and their eggs which lists all the

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s known to man. He has also published two other non-fiction titles for learning to speak dragons and mermaids and other monsters and is a regular writer of big dragon monthly a note from the author there were dragons when I was a child, there were big grimm sky dragons that nested in the tops of cliffs like gigantic and terrifying birds, a small brown Ragan lead that hunted mice and rats and well-organized packs, ridiculously huge sea dragons that were 20 times larger than the great blue wheel. and who killed for fun, you'll have to take my word for it, as dragons are disappearing so fast they could soon become extinct, no one knows what's happening there crawling back to the sea where they came from, leaving no one born, no. a tusk in the earth for future men to remember so that these amazing creatures are not forgotten.

I will tell this true story from my childhood. He wasn't the kind of kid who could

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a dragon with just one eyebrow. He was not a natural in the business of heroism. I had to work on it. This is the story of how to become a hero the hard way. You first catch

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dragon a long time ago on the wild and windy Barrick Island. A smallish Viking with a long name stuck in ankle-deep snow hiccup horrible haddock the third hope and heir to the furry hooligan tribe had been feeling a little sick since he woke up that morning ten children, including hiccup, were waiting become

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members of the tribe by passing the dragon initiation program they were standing on a small desolate beach practicing the bleakest sport on the entire desolate island a heavy snow was falling pay attention shouted Gobber the burp the soldier in charge of teaching initiation there swells that our first military operation and hell up will be in command of the team oh no, no, a hiccup The Grund dogs breathe der Breen and most of the other guys, you can't put a policeman in charge, sir, He is a useless hiccup, a horrendous haddock, the third, the hope and heir of the furry tribe. hooligans his white nose miserably on his sleeve sank a little deeper into the snow anyone would be better than hell scoffed brat even Fishlegs would be better than hiccup Fishlegs had a strabismus that found him as blind as a jellyfish and he was allergic to reptiles. roared the silence Gobber the burp the next guy who spoke limped it's for lunch for the next three weeks there was complete silence immediately the limpets are a little like worms and a little like snorts and a lot less tasty than either, hell, well, we are in charge and like a cry of ardor Gobber who made no noises quieter than screaming was a two-meter giant with a crazy shine in his only working eye and a beard like fireworks exploding despite the freezing cold he was wearing here, in shorts and a tiny deerskin vest that showed off his lobster-red skin and bulging muscles, he held a lit torch in one gigantic fist.

Hiccup will guide you, although admittedly it's completely useless because Hiccup is the boss's son and that's just the way it is. With us Vikings, where do you think you are in the Republic of Rome? That's the least of

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problems today. You are here to prove that you are a Viking hero and it is an old tradition of the hooligan tribe that you must first go to the bar. catch your dragon Oh suffering scallops thought hiccup our dragons are the ones that set us apart roared goba less

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ed humans Falcons to hunt them horses to transport them it is only the Viking heroes who dare to tame the wildest and most dangerous creatures on earth Gober spat sullenly In the snow there are three parts to the dragon initiation test.

The first and most dangerous part is a test of your courage and ability to steal. If you want to enter the tribe of furry hooligans, you must first catch your dragon and that is why Gober continued in

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volume I have brought you to this scenic spot take a look at the wild dragon cliff itself the ten children bowed their heads towards behind them the cliff towered dizzyingly above them black and sinister in summer you could barely see the cliff as dragons of all shapes and sizes swarmed over it, snapping and biting and sending out a cacophony of noise that could be heard everywhere, but in winter the dragons were hibernating and the cliff fell silent, except for the sinister and low roar of their snoring.

Hiccup could feel the vibrations through his sandals. No, Gobber said, do you notice those four caves halfway up the cliff grouped roughly in the shape of a skull? The children noticed that inside the cave that would be the right eye of the skull is the dragon nursery where there are 3,000 young ones at this very moment. dragons having their last few weeks of hard sleep hmm, many of the children eagerly gulped with hiccups, it turned out he knew a lot more about dragons than anyone else there ever since he was a small child, he had been fascinated by the creatures he had passed.

Hour after hour, our dragon watched secretly. Dragon watchers were thought to be geeks and nerds, hence the need for secrecy, and what Hiccup had learned about dragons told him that entering a cave with 3,000 dragons inside was an act of madness that no one else seemed like. . Too worried though, in a few minutes I want you to grab one of these baskets and start climbing the cliff, Gobber Burp ordered, once you're at the cave entrance you'll be alone. I'm too big to make my way into the tunnels that lead. To the dragon nursery you will enter the cave silently and that means that the two of you will be free unless you want to become the first meal of spring for 3,000 hungry dragons.

Gober laughed heartily at his little joke and then continued: Dragons of this size are normally quite harmless to man, but in these numbers they will attack you like piranhas, there will be nothing left of even a fat man like you, just a bunch. of bones in your helmet, so you will walk calmly through the cave and each child will steal a sleeping dragon that remains. Gently lift the dragon off the rock and place it in your basket. Any questions so far no one had any questions. In the unlikely event that you weaken the dragons and you would have to be stupidly stupid to do so, run like thunder towards the cave entrance.

Dragons don't like cold weather and snow will probably stop them in their tracks, Hiccup probably thought, well that's reassuring. I suggest you spend a little time choosing your dragon. It is important to get one of the correct size. This will be the dragon he will hunt. fish for yourself and take down deer for yourself, you will catch the dragon that will take you into battle later when you are much older than a warrior of the tribe, but you still want an impressive animal, so a rough guide would be to choose the most big. creature that fits in your basket, don't stay there too long, stay, thought, hiccup in a key full of 3,000 sleeping dragons.

I don't need to tell you. Gober continued cheerfully, but if you come back to this sport without a dragon, it's not worth coming. In return, anyone who fails in this task will be immediately exiled. The tribe of hairy hooligans does not need failures. Only the strong can belong. Alas, a couple who moaned on the distant horizon, nothing but snow and sea as far as the eye could see, exiled. and they look too promising, right, said Gobar energetically, each child takes a basket to put the dragon in it and we set off, the children rushed to pick up their baskets chattering happily and excitedly.

I'm going to get one of those monstrous nightmares with the extra extendable. claws are very scary it's not too late oh shut up snot like you can't say quickly first only hiccup can have a monstrous nightmare you have to be the son of a boss hiccup the father was stoic the vast the fearsome boss of the hooligan of the audience hiccup of the tribe scoffed brat if he's as useless at this as he has a bocce ball we'll be lucky if he even gets one of his basic browns the basic moan was the most common type of dragon a useful beast but how glamorous viking dragons and their eggs one the common or garden and the basic brown the common or garden and the basic brown are so similar that they can be treated together they are the most familiar breeds that we instantly think of when we see dragons they are pure hunters but they are easy to train these dragons are the best for family pets, although, as with a lion or tiger, they should never be left unsupervised with very young children, statistics, colors, green and yellow, all shades of brown, armed with teeth and Basic claws, score three. defenses prickly spines score two radar none score zero poison none score zero hunting ability lethargic hunters score three swift speed in retreat score eight fear and fighting factor good when angry total score twenty shut up and gareth.alanna a measure of all the tadpoles shouted Gobber the burp the boy climbed to his places, baskets on his backs and stood at attention.

Gober walked along the line lighting the torch that each child held in front of him with the large flare in his hand and within half an hour you will be a Viking warrior. with your faithful snake at your side or having breakfast on wood in Valhalla with dragon teeth and your butt shouts go burns with horrible enthusiasm death Allah Glory shouted Gobber death or glory shouts to the boys and fanatically death thought of hiccups and Fishlegs sadly Gober did a dramatic pause with the horn on his lips I think this could possibly be the worst moment of my life so far, he thought with hiccups as he waited for the horn to sound and if they sounded much louder, we'd wake up those dragons before we even started. / Gobber blew his horn - inside the dragon nursery, you'd probably have guessed knowing that Hiccup wasn't your natural Viking hero to begin with, he didn't look like a hero, someone like Snotlout, for example, was tall, muscular, covered in skeleton tattoos and already had the beginnings of a small mustache, which consisted of a few messy yellow hairs that stuck to his upper lip and was deeply unpleasant to look at, but still impressively manly for a boy who was not yet 13 years.

Hiccup was rather small and had the kind of face that was almost completely unforgettable, he had heroic hair that was a very bright red and stood upright no matter how much you tried to load it with seawater, but no one saw it because it was hidden underneath of his helmet most of the time, you would never have picked it up. Hiccup of those 10 children to be the hero of this story Snort Light was good at everything and a natural leader Dog's breath was as tall as his father and could do fun things like fart to the sound of the bunkhouse's national anthem Hiccup was absolutely average, the kind of skinny, freckled, run-of-the-mill kid who was easy to blend into a crowd, so when Gobber honked and moved out of sight to find a comfortable rock to sit on and eat his muscle sandwich and tomato, Snotlout pushed Hiccup out of the way and took charge, ok, listen up guys, he whispered menacingly, I'm in charge, not the useless ones and anyone who objects gets a knuckle sandwich from the dog, breath, smell, brain , mmm, he growled, dog breath, pounding his fists and happy excitement, dog breath was a snort, a lot of main companion. and a big gorilla haha, the boy hit him with dog's breath, the shoe, I mean, with dog's breath, he was happy to oblige, he gave Hiccup a push that sent him headlong into the snow and then he moaned at the face on it, pay attention, the guests do not charge, the children dragged their eyes. away from dog breath and hiccups and paying attention, root yourself, the best klimer should go first, well, that's you of course, no, oaf, said Fishlegs, you're the best at everything, aren't you?

Fishlegs looked at Fishlegs suspiciously, it was hard to tell if Fishlegs was laughing at him or not because of his squinting, that's right, Fishlegs said Snotlout, I am and in case he had been laughing at him, hit him. Dog's breath, well, dog's breath pushed Fishlegs down to join Hiccup in the snow. together they hiccup and Fishlegs were the last to be tied up right behind a blushing and triumphant dog's breath. “Oh, brilliant,” murmured Fishlegs. I'm about to enter a cave full of man-eating reptiles tied up to eat complete maniacs if we make it to the cave.

Hiccup said nervously looking towards the black cliff. Hiccup put the lit torch between his teeth to free his hands and began to complain after the others that it was a dangerous climb, the rocks were slippery with snow and the other boys were completely overexcited making the climb too fast in a hurry. moment the confused man lost his balance and fortunately fell on thebreath from the dog, who grabbed him by the back of his pants and threw him back onto the rock before knocking them all over when they finally reached the mouth of the cave Hiccup looked down briefly at the sea hitting the rocks below us. and he swallowed very hard untie the ropes he ordered to charge with a snort his eyes widened with excitement as he thought of the dangers that would come hiccup enters the cave first because he is the chief's son, he mocked and if any of the dragons are a week old , will be the first to know once we are in the cave, it's every man for himself, only the strong can belong.

Alou, he wasn't his usual stupid self. hooligan bully hiccup wasn't a coward either being afraid isn't the same as being a coward maybe he was as brave as anyone because he went to catch a dragon despite knowing what dragons are like and when he had dangerously climbed into the mouth of the cave and discovered that inside was a long, winding tunnel. He still took it down despite not being too interested in the long, winding tunnels with dragons at the end of them. The tunnel leaked and was sometimes damp and was high enough for children to walk upright, then it would close into narrow, claustrophobic hallways that the children could barely squeeze through by wriggling face down with flares in their mouths after 10 long minutes of walking and crawling up.

At the heart of the cliff, the stench of Dragon, a salty stench of seaweed and old mackerel heads, grew stronger and stronger until finally it became unbearable and the tunnel opened into a massive cavern. The cavern was filled with more dragons than Hiccup had ever imagined existed. They came in every color and size possible and included every species Hiccup had ever heard of and quite a few more than he had. He hadn't had the hiccups and began to sweat as he looked around, pile after pile of animals spread out over every available surface, even hanging upside down from the ceiling like giant bats, they were all fast asleep and most of them were snoring in unison, this was a sound. soul charge and so deep that it seemed to penetrate directly into Hiccup's body and vibrate his own, its soft insides churning his stomach and intestines and forcing his heart to beat at the same slow dragon pulse if one of these countless creatures were to awaken.

It would alarm others and the children would meet a horrible death. Hiccup had once seen a deer that had wandered too close to the wild dragon cliff torn to pieces in a matter of minutes. Hiccup closed his eyes. I won't think about that. he said to himself, "I won't." None of the other guys were thinking about it. Ignorant, it is very useful in such circumstances. His eyes widened in excitement as they walked through the cave with their hands over their noses to avoid the disgusting smell, searching for the largest dragon they found. They could find what fit in their basket.

They left the torch piled up at the entrance. The cavern was already well lit by fireflies. Huge slow animals dotted here and there. Shawn, with its constant but dim fluorescence like a low-voltage light bulb, and the flames floated, emitting small Extra bursts of light flickering as they came and went, as expected, most of the boys headed towards the socket, the uglies of the dragon world, the snorting load making a big fuss about grabbing a monstrous looking nightmare. cruel smiling. unpleasantly hiccuping as he did so, the oaf was the son of the baggy, beer-bellied, stoic, oversized younger brother, he intended to get rid of the hiccups at some point in the future so he could snort.

Lockwood became the head of the Healey hooligan tribe and a frightening man and A frightening boss, a snotty oaf destined to be, would need a truly impressive dragon boar and the dogs' breath engaged in a loudly whispered fight by a gronckle, a heavily armed brute with fangs like kitchen knives that stuck out in such numbers that he couldn't keep his mouth shut. breath one then managed to release it while trying to put it in his basket the weaponry of a beast i a too horrible noise when he landed on the floor of the cave the gronckle opened his evil crocodile eyes everyone held their breath the gronckle stared ahead it was difficult to tell by his blank expression whether he was awake or fast asleep.

Hiccup realized in an agony of suspense that the gauze third eyelid was still down and there he remained for a few heart-stopping moments until he slowly closed the top. eyelids again surprisingly none of the other dragons woke up some grumbled in a daze before getting comfortable again but most were not in such a stupor that as soon as they moved hiccup let out their breath slowly maybe these dragons were so dead to the world that nothing could Waking them up, he gulped, muttered a prayer to Loki, the patron saint of sneaky exploits, and cautiously moved forward to grab the most unconscious-looking dragon so he could get out of this nightmare as quickly as possible.

Viking dragons and their eggs to the gronckle the gronckle is the ugly complement to the world of dragons, but what it lacks in appearance it makes up for on the battlefield. They can be slow and dare I say stupid and sometimes they get so fat that they can't take off. They are also likely to be dragons. acne stats colors snort green bogey beige pooey Brown armed with all the best and dragon weaponry fangs like daggers extra tip on the neck spiked ball on the end of the tail score eight defenses super thick skin flame and scratch proof score nine radar none score zero poison none score zero hunting ability gronckles are slow to maneuver in the air score zero top C speed score five fear factor and fight terrifying inaction score nine total score 31 it is a little known fact that dragons become more cold the deeper they sleep, it is even possible for a dragon to enter a sleeping coma where it is freezing cold with no obvious pulse, breathing or heartbeat;

They can remain in this state for centuries and only a highly trained expert can tell by looking at them whether they are alive or dead, but a dragon that is awake or lightly sleeping is very warm, in fact, like bread that has just come out of the oven. Hiccup found one that was about the right size and quite cool to the touch and stuffed it into his basket as quickly and carefully as he could. It might be a very basic basic brown, but at that moment Hiccup couldn't have cared less even though he was barely half gone, it was surprisingly heavy.

I did it, I did it, I did it, he sang happily to himself, at least he wasn't going. For the only boy in the class who didn't have a dragon, everyone seemed to have gotten one already and they were all silently heading towards the exit, all except Fishlegs who was already covered in a bright red itchy rash. and at that very moment he was approaching a Notley bucket tangled in very noisy tiptoe nadders Fishlegs was even worse at stealing than dogs breathing hiccups he stopped dead don't do it Fishlegs please don't do it he whispered but Fishlegs was fed full of snot who were teased and teased and made fun of, he was going to get a really cool dragon that all the other kids would respect, squinting so hard he could barely see the pile of dragons, his eyes watering and he scratched himself violently.

Fishlegs slowly reached towards the bottom, most of the dragon took one leg in his hand and gently pulled the entire pile. King crashed into a furious tangle of limbs, wings, and ears. All the children in the cave gasped in horror. He fell asleep again, a brute bigger than the others opened his eyes and blinked a couple of times. Hiccups noticed with great relief that the third eyelid was still drooping. The boys waited for the eyes to close and then Fishlegs sneezed four giant sneezes that were echoing and bouncing From the walls of the cavern, the great swimmer stared straight ahead, frozen like a dragon statue, but very faintly a sinister purr began in his throat and very slowly the third eyelid slid upward.

Oh, Hiccup whispered, Naddis's head suddenly turned to look at Fishlegs, he's the yellow cat. With his eyes focused on the boy, he spread his wings to their fullest and crept forward like a panther about to pounce. He opened his mouth just enough to show the Dragon's forked tongue and shot at Hiccup, grabbing Fishlegs' arm and dragging him away, the children running towards him. the exit tunnel Fishlegs and Hiccup were the last to get there, there was no time to pick up the torches so they were running in the pitch black, the basket with the basic brown dragon and it was colliding with Hiccup when they had two minutes left in the Dragons because it took a while for the first dragon to wake up all the others, but Hiccup could hear an angry roar and flapping wings as the dragon began to enter the tunnel after the children ran a little faster, the dragons could move more faster than children. because they could see better in the dark, but they were called when the tunnel became smaller because they had to bend their wings to twist.

Oh, dear, huh, the dragon gasped, Fishlegs a couple of pieces behind Hiccup saying Hiccup as he climbed frantically. his elbows through a narrow part is the least of our problems, we are beating no dragon, Fishlegs repeated the offer stubbornly for good, broke his hiccups, shoved his basket into Fishlegs' arms and grabbed the empty one off Fishlegs' back. , let mine wait here and Hiccup turned and headed back through the narrows even though the roar was getting louder and closer by the second. What, oh, did you scream? Fishlegs frantically dancing up and down in place, pick him up again across the hallway precious moments later Fishlegs grabbed an arm to help him drag him, they could hear a horrible snort as what sounded like a dragon's nose at the other end of the hallway , Hippo Bunda threw himself at him and screamed indignantly, they turned a corner and suddenly they could see a light from outside.

At the end of the final tunnel, Fishlegs went first, but just as Hiccup knelt to follow him, a dragon lunged at him and with a flap of its wings and a scream, Hiccup hit it and fell back enough to crawl into the light, another dragon or maybe he himself sank his fangs into hiccup SCAF was so desperate to get out that he dragged the animal with him hiccup's head and shoulders came into light there was Gobber, he grabbed Hiccup under the armpits and pulled him out dragons Jumping out after him, Gobber shouted as he stunned a dragon with a blow of his powerful fist.

What do you mean by jumping? Hiccup hesitated as he watched the dizzying drop toward the sea. There was no time to go down. Gobber gasped hitting a couple of dragon heads and bouncing three more off. Hiccup was traveling at such a speed when he hit the water that It didn't feel like water at all more like something hard and painful and so cold he almost fainted, he sputtered to the surface in amazement to discover that he didn't seem to be dead and was immediately drenched by Gobber's giant splash, the burp landing a couple of feet away. feet away from him, screeching furiously, the dragons poured out of the cave and dive-bombed, the floating Vikings, hiccupped, he lowered his helmet as far as he could, horrible scraping sounds were heard as the dragons' claws pierced through the other metal landed hissing in the water right in front of hiccup cara took off again with a screech as the sea felt cold Wars dragons did not like to fly through the snow and with relief hiccup watched as they flew back to Scream terrible dragon insults with dragon ease from the heat of the cave entrance.

Gobber began to take the children out of the sea and onto the rocks. Viking kids are good swimmers, but it's hard to stay afloat when you have a basket full of traps, a terrified dragon. your hiccup on your back was the last to be saved just in time as the cold was starting to make him sleep well at least that wasn't death hiccup thought as Gobber grabbed him by the neck to rescue him almost drowning him again in the process but certainly not. It was glory, neither three heroes nor exiles, the children climbed over the slimy pebbles at the edge of the beach and retreated through the madman's ravine, the gorge they had climbed a couple of hours before, this was a narrow crack in the cliffs full of large rocks they tried to move as fast as they could, but this is difficult when you slip and slave on huge stones covered in ice and they made painfully slow progress, a dragon that had not been intimidated by the snow came down screeching In the gorge he landed on the boar's back and began to savagely attack it, sinking his fangs into the warty pig's shoulder and tearing red lines down its arms.

Gobber hit the dragon on the nose with the handle of the ax and the dragon let go and walked away from him,but an entire wave of dragons replaced it entering the canyon with horrible rasping cries, fire pouring from their nostrils and melting the snow before them, claws spread wickedly as they swooped down. Gobber spread his legs wide apart and swung his great double-headed axe, tilting back his big furry head. and he let out a terrible primal scream that echoed up the sides of the gorge and made the hairs on the back of Hiccup's neck stand up like the spines of a sea urchin.

Individually, dragons tend to have a healthy sense of self-preservation, but are braver. When they hunted in packs, they didn't know that they had the advantage of having huge numbers, so they didn't stop their flight even for a moment, they just kept moving forward. Gobber dropped the axe, swinging from end to end, the ax rising across the gentle fall. The snow hit the largest dragon of them all killing it instantly and then continued landing in a snowdrift hundreds of feet away and disappearing, this made the rest of the Dragons think about it, some of them climbed over each other in their haste to fly.

Howling like dogs, the others stopped floating uncertainly shouting defiantly but keeping their distance wasting our good deeds, granted Gobber keep going guys, they could turn back although they needed new encouragement to continue as soon as he left the gorge and entered the swampy land behind him , he started to run with fits and starts from time to time, falling face down in the snow some time later, when Gobber calculated that they were a safe distance from the wild dragon cliff, he shouted to the children to stop very carefully and counted again. heads. To check that he hadn't lost anyone, Gober had spent ten unpleasant minutes standing at the mouth of the Dragon's Cave, wondering why there was such a terrible scandal and what he was going to see if he lost his precious son and heir forever something discreet. and sensitive, he supposed, but tact and sensitivity or not, Gobber's strong points, and he took the first five minutes to pick him up, regretted it, and then spent the second five minutes plucking his beard accordingly, though secretly deeply relieved.

He wasn't in a good mood and as soon as he could catch his breath he exploded everywhere while the boy was shaking violently at a disheveled Blaine. Never in 14 years have I encountered a man with desperate barnacles like you. Which one of you useless mollusks was in charge of awakening the dragons? I was told Hiccup that wasn't strictly true. Oh, that's brilliant. Gobber bellowed. Simply brilliant. A future leader shows off his magnificent leadership skills at the tender age of 10 and a half. He does everything he can. to annihilate himself and the rest of you in a simple military exercise brat laughed, you find something funny in that he is not like a deer or a bar with a dangerous softness, everyone is on limpet, rations for the next three weeks, The children grew up and became smart, what a hiccup he mocked, brat, I can't wait to see you in action on the battlefield, the silence screamed. goba that says your initiation in one day in that country silence or you will have lunch on logs for the rest of your lives now Gober continued more calmly a law that was an absolute disaster it was not a total disaster I suppose you all have a dragon after that Fiasco, yes, chorus, the boys, Fishlegs glanced askance at Hiccup, who was driving forward, lucky for you, Gobar said ominously, so you've all passed the first part of the dragon test.

However, there are still two parts that you have to complete before you can become a full member of the tribe. Your next task will be to train this dragon yourself. This will be a test of the strength of your personality. You will assert your will over this wild creature and shoot who dominates your dragon. You are expected to obey simple commands like GU and this one and hunt fish for you the same way dragons hunted Thorsen's sons. Anyone can remember it. If you are worried about the training process, you should study a book called How to Train Your Dragon by the trash professor you will find in the fireplace of the Great Hall Gober suddenly seemed very pleased with himself. "I stole that book myself from the idiotic public library," he said modestly, looking at his very black nails right under the scary, hairy librarian's nose.

They never realized anything now. That's a steal for you. Warthawk bit his hand. What if we can't read, sir? Let the boar not boast, boomed Gobber. Get some idiot to read it. Your dragons will start to go back to sleep because this is it. Even in their hibernation time, some of the Dragons were very quiet inside the baskets, so take them home and place them in a warm place to wake them up and for the next few weeks you will have only four months to prepare for initiation day. Thursday's celebrations and the final part of your test, on that day you can demonstrate that you have trained your dragon to the satisfaction of me and other tribe elders.

You can finally call yourself who again, the guys were standing very straight. and tried to look like real hooligans heroes o the exile shouted Gobber the burped heroes o the exile the boys shouted fanatically back at him thought of the exile hiccup and Fishlegs sadly hate being a viking panted Fishlegs - hiccupped as they retreated through the ferns toward the hooligan village you didn't really walk around the island of Berk, you cleared weeds or ferns or the mud or snow stuck to your legs and made it hard to lift them up it was the kind of country with a sea on land you always fell into one another and blend in, the island was full of water-carved holes, a labyrinth of intersecting underground streams, you could put your foot on a solid-looking patch of grass and find yourself disappearing up to your thigh, and sticky black mud that you could You're making your way through the fans and suddenly you find yourself moving towards a river that's waist deep and frozen, the boys were already soaked to the skin with sea water and no, the snow had turned into a horizontal torrential rain. that blew in their faces with the force of one of the hurricane Winds that always screeched in the waste and salt lands of Beric.

His Nanny escaped a horrible death early Thursday morning, Fishlegs complained, followed by outright rejection from the younger half of the tribe. No one's going to talk to me for years after this, except of course, hell, but then you're a weirdo like me, thanks, you said hell, and on top of it all Fishlegs bitterly continues a two-mile race carrying a deranged dragon on my back. The basket on Fishlegs' back was sagging wildly from side to side as the dragon inside maniacally tried to get out. He had usually made enough horrible limpets to look forward to the end.

Hiccup agreed that it wasn't delicious. I hope you can get this dragon back if you like Hiccup. I warn you. "They're disgustingly heavy when they're wet and crossed," said Fishlegs miserably, "Gobber is going to blow up like a typhoon when he finds out you don't have a dragon, but I have one," said hiccup. "Fishlegs stopped and started removing the basket from his back. I know it's really yours." He sighed tiredly. I think I'll go straight through the town and keep running until I reach somewhere civilized. Maybe I always wanted to go to Rome and I have no hope in Valhalla. to pass the initiation anyway so no, I have another one in my basket hiccup insisted fish then my mouth was open in disbelief I understood when I returned to the tunnel he explained hiccup well blister my barnacles said Fishlegs how and Thor's name?

Did you know? It was there? It was so dark that you couldn't see the horns in front of you. It was strange taking it. I kind of felt it when we were running through the tunnel. I couldn't see anything, but as we passed, I just knew he was there. There was a dragon there and so it was meant to be my dragon. I was actually going to ignore it because we were in a bit of a rush, but then you said we didn't have a dragon and I came back and there it was lying on the shelf. and the tunnel just as he had imagined it would be fine Jake oh my jellyfish said Fishlegs and the boy started running again hiccups he was all bruised shaking from shock and he had a nasty dragon wind on his calf that itched like crazy because of the water The saltwater was freezing and there was an irritating piece of seaweed on one of her sandals.

He was also a little worried because he knew that he shouldn't have spent his life trying to get a dragon for Fishlegs other than the act of a Viking. hero, a Viking hero would know not to intervene between Fishlegs and his feet, on the other hand, Hiccup had been worried about the day of the dragon capture for longer than he could remember, he had been sure that he would be the only one to return. without a dragon and without shame. Shame would be followed by a terrible exile and now here he was, a Viking warrior with a dragon, so overall he was feeling pretty pleased with himself.

Things were looking up, you know, the cup of it said Fishlegs a little later when the wooden fortifications of the village appeared. the horizon that sounds like destiny you feel like the dragon was there so this could be what it means you might have some kind of wonderful dragon in there something that makes a monstrous nightmare look like a flying frog you are the son of a stoic chief era after of everything and it was time for fate to arrive with a sign about your destiny the boy stopped puffing from exhaustion oh I'm sure it's just a common garden that wandered away from the rest said hiccup trying to sound careless but unable to keep the excitement going. in his voice there could be something wonderful there maybe the wrinkled old man was right the wrinkled old man was hiccup grandpa on his mother's side had started fortune telling in his old age and kept telling hiccup how he had looked into the future and that hiccup was destined to Great things, this amazing dragon could be the beginning of his transformation from a run-of-the-mill old Hiccup, he wasn't particularly good at anything, to a hero or future Hiccup, he took the basket off his back and paused before opening it.

He is very still. said Fishlegs suddenly less sure of the fate theory, I mean he doesn't move at all and his body is a shoe that's alive, he's just fast asleep, said hiccup, he was cold as a stone when I picked him up, he suddenly had a strong feeling that the gods are on his side he knew this dragon was alive with trembling fingers hiccup he opened the latch he removed the lid of the basket and looked inside Fishlegs joined him things didn't look so good anymore they were huddled together deeply asleep at the bottom of the basket in a tangle of dragons lay perhaps the most common or common garden or garden dragon hiccup had ever seen absolutely the only extraordinary thing about this dragon was how extraordinarily small it was in this it was truly extraordinary Most of the dragons that the Vikings used for hunting purposes were about the size of a Labrador dog.

The teenage dragons that the children were collecting were not that big but they were almost fully grown. This dragon was more comparable to a waisted terrier. high hiccup couldn't understand how he had missed this, when he picked up the dragon in the tunnel he miserably assumed it was quite a pressured time, hope with 3,000 dragons trying to kill him at that moment and dragons in a deep sleep coma. I tend to pee more than them when you're awake well said hiccup finally that's a sign if you want you look for a Deadly Nadder and what do you get a basic brown I grab a dragon in the dark and what do I get a common or garden the thing is that the gods They are telling me, we are common or garden people, Fishlegs, you and I are not meant to be heroes, it doesn't matter, said Fishlegs, but you must be a hero, remember, son of the chief and all that, and you will be one .

I know you'll do it. Fishlegs put the basket back on Hiccup and they walked together toward the village gates. At least I sincerely hope you do. I don't want to follow Snort Load into battle. You have more ideas about military tactics in your little one. finger that Snotlout has all over his fart head, well that may have been true, not only was Hiccup not going to be the future star of dragon training, but with this particular dragon, it was even going to be difficult for him to take its familiar place as it fades. the background was so small it would make it look ridiculous it was so small that Snotlout was going to have some very nasty things to say about it the viking dragons and their eggs three the monstrous nightmare the monstrous nightmare is the largest and scariest of the flying house dragons dazzling magnificent hunters and fearsome fighters can be wild and difficult to train according to unofficial viking law only a chief or the son of a chief can own one statistics colors emerald green bright scarlet deeper purple armed with terrifying fangs extra extendable claws score nine defenses nightmares don't need defenses score two radar no score zero poison sting is slightly poisonous score three skillhunting incredible to see score 10 fast speed score 7 fear factor and fight very very scary score tain total score 41 for How to Train Your Dragon Snort Light was laughing so hard that he hadn't managed to see anything at all.

The boys were hanging around the gates of the village taking the opportunity to show off the dragons he had caught. Hiccup had tried to get through without being noticed, but Snotlout had done it. I stopped him, let's see what pathetic creature hiccups, said oaf and removed the lid, oh this is brilliant, look at that oaf, when he finally caught his breath from laughing, what's wrong? and a cool brown bunny with wings and a flower. Fairy, a fluffy flying frog, gathers around everyone and sees the magnificent animal our future leader has caught. Oh, hiccup, you're useless, quick and raw fist, you know the son of a Thor boss, sick, why didn't you have one of those new monstrous nightmares?

With a 6-foot wingspan and extra extendable claws, they make really bad killers. I have a big snotty oaf gesturing to the terrifying fiery red animal fast asleep in his basket. I think I'll call it fire. Who are you going to call? yours hiccup sweetums sugar lips baby face hiccup dragon took advantage of this particular moment to give a big yawn opening his little mouth Wade to reveal a blinking forked tongue very pink gums and absolutely no snotty teeth he laughed so hard that dog breath had to keep it upright toothless shouted snort late hiccup has found the only toothless dragon in the uncivilized world this is do good, collect the useless and his toothless dragon Fishlegs left a defense of hiccup well, you are not allowed that monstrous nightmare you have there, brat face, I don't like it only the son of a boss is allowed a monstrous nightmare that shoots a dragon he hiccups on the right Snotlout Snotlout narrowed his eyes, grabbed Fishlegs' arm and twisted it brutally behind his back no one listens to you , plankton-hearted Fishlegs disaster area, sneered, snorted load, thanks to you and your disability to sniffle and sneeze that whole military operation was almost a total disaster when I'm this guy's boss, the first thing I'll do is banish anyone with a pathetic allergy like yours into exile, you're not fit to be a The thug Fishlegs was pretty straight to the face, but he still managed to gasp, oh, but you're not going to be the boss of this tribe.

Hiccup will be the chief of this tribe. Snotlout dropped the armed Fishlegs and advanced menacingly on Hiccup, oh it is, they're geodes. It's not like that, so I'm not going to allow that monstrous nightmare. Am I our future? Lee, who remains very quiet about it. It is not a problem? I'm stealing your inheritance, what are you going to do about it? Snotlout had actually broken an ancient Viking rule. Hiccup should challenge you for the dragon. Fishlegs said slowly and everyone turned to look at Hiccup expectantly. "Oh, brilliant," Hiccup murmured under his breath. Thanks Fishlegs, my day just keeps getting better.

Snotlout was a big brute. A boy who didn't really need the dogs' help, Brett when it came to punching people, he wore specially constructed bronze toed sandals to cause maximum damage when kicking people. Hiccup tried to stay out of her way as much as he could, but he couldn't ignore this insult to his status. No fish. Lakes had kindly pointed it out without looking like a coward in front of the other kids and if you were known as a coward in the hooligan tribe, you might as well go crazy and wear a pill pink idiot and start playing the harp and change our name to Airman Jude.

I challenge you, you brat, you oaf, for the Dragon Fire, which is mine by right, Hiccup said, trying to hide his reluctance. speaking as loudly and formally as he could, I accept your challenge, so it's not like a super quick smile all over his horrible smug face, shaft or fists, fists, he said hiccup because axes were a really bad idea. I'll be eager to scare you away, you have a real future. "Heat'll Fights," Snotlout said and then remembered something after the initiation on Thirsty Thursday, although I don't want to crush Might or anything while I kick you all over town.

Hell, I could win. Fishlegs pointed out, of course he warned. when it increased, brat, look at my sporting ability, my Viking courage, my capacity for senseless violence, I will win as surely as one day I will be the chief of this tribe, I mean, look at my dragon and then look at his dragon, pointed mockingly at the toothless. The gods have spoken it is only a matter of time in the meantime it is not low continue I will live in fear of dying from hiccups. The terrifying toothless turtle and the boogers walked away in a stately manner giving Hiccup a nasty kick in the shins while he very much regretted the challenge.

Fishlegs apologized after they left the baskets with the dragons under their beds at home. Oh, don't worry about her, said Hiccup, someone would have asked me to do it anyway, you know how old people are. lava fight Fishlegs and Hiccup were going to the Great Hall to look for the book that Gober had recommended, how to train your dragon, by Professor Yabba SHhhh, just as it happened, Hiccup confided in him. I already know a little about dragons, but I don't have the foggiest idea how to do it. start training one. I would have said they were practically untrainable.

I'm really looking forward to some advice. The Great Hall was a riot of young barbarians fighting, shouting and playing the popular Viking game of bocce, which was a very violent contact sport with many. of contact and very few rules, Hiccup and Fishlegs found the book; We in the fireplace, practically in the top of the fire head, had never noticed it before I opened the book. I've included a basic replica of Professor Yo Bish's How to Train Your Dragon here at So that you can share with Hiccup the experience of opening that book for the first time with hope, interest, and anticipation, you'll have to imagine that the cover is unusually thick with enormous golden clasps and that some scribe has covered it with elaborate and elegant gold. the lyrics look very attractive in fact how to train your dragon by professor yo bish ba ami ons cantab etc 10th anniversary edition of the book big ax winner of the gold award for best book for barbarians how would you train a dragon?

Look inside to see all the answers and teacher your Bish's hugely entertaining and informative book, follow his simple advice and you will soon be on your way to becoming the hero you always wanted to be praised for. How to train your dragon, this book changed my life. Squid face, the terrible one. A brilliant book. The airhead. monthly no one shouts better than the teacher. This is a sensible, well-researched book that contains all the information you need to turn your dragon into a pussycat. Hooligan observer Yogesh is a genius. The Viking Age. The price of a small chicken. 20 eyes.

This book is dedicated. To Mom with love from your dear Copyright Professor, I, Bish Dark Ages, The publishers of Big Ax Books wish to point out that they assume no responsibility for any injuries that may occur as a result of a person or persons following the advice given in this book thank you for your attention page 1 meathead public library a note from the scary hairy librarian please return this book on or before the last date stamped or I will be very angry I think you know what I mean do not take this book back or we will beat you page 2 about the author professor yo bish ba ma Owens can table etc has spent many years in the wild observing dragons in their natural habitat this book is the culmination of his research and is the definitive textbook on the subject of These fascinating creatures Professor Yash lives alone in a cave on the Isle of Doom.

He is the author of Caring for Your Orca, Sharks, and Other Great Pets. He is currently writing a book about butterflies, peach, chapter 3, the first and the last, the golden rule of dragon training is to shout at him the load of better at the end that's what hiccup said furiously turning the book upside down and shaking it trying to see if there was anything more than that single page of paper inside Hiccup lowered the book his face was unusually grim ok Fishlegs said, unless you were better at yelling than me or on our own, we're going to have to develop our own training method. of dragons Five talks with all the drinks.

The next morning, Lee, hiccupped, checked the dragon under his bed. He was still asleep when his mother Valhalla Rama asked him at breakfast how the initiation was yesterday dear hiccup he said oh it was good I caught my dragon how nice dear Valhalla Rama replied vaguely stoic the vast looked up briefly from his ball and rumbled excellent excellent before Getting back to the important task of shoveling food into his mouth after breakfast, Hiccup went to sit on the front step next to his grandfather, who was smoking a pipe, it was a beautiful cold, clear winter morning, with no a breath of wind and CEO LaRonde as flat as old crumpled glass he blew rings of smoke satisfied as he watched the sun rise hiccup shivered and threw rocks into the ferns neither of us spoke for a long time at last hiccup said I already have that dragon I said "What would you do?" I answered, all wrinkled, very satisfied with himself, the wrinkled old man had calmed down as he saw in his old age, almost unsuccessfully, looking at the future as a complicated business, so he was particularly happy to have done this well, something extraordinary. , you said, you complained, hiccup, a truly unusual dragon, you said, an animal that would really make me stand out from the crowd absolutely agree old wrinkled man the insides were undeniable the only extraordinary thing about this continuous dragon hiccup is how extraordinarily small it is in the sense that it's super unusual I'm even more of a laughingstock than ever oh dear he said it wrinkled old man laughing hard into his pipe a couple looked at him reproachfully wrinkled old man hurriedly turned the laughter into coughing sighs it's relative hiccup said wrinkled old man all these dragons are super small compared to a real sea dragon a real sea dragon is 50 times bigger than that little creature.

A real sea dragon from the bottom of the ocean can swallow ten large fake ships in one gulp and not even notice that a real sea dragon is as cruel and careless a mystery as the mighty ocean itself in a moment. calm as a scallop the next furious as an octopus well, can't stand said hiccups where we don't have sea dragons to compare anything with my dragon is considerably smaller than everyone else's you're getting off the point, am I asking you old wrinkled one? The point is, I don't see how I'm ever going to become a hero.

Hiccup said sadly. I am the least heroic boy in the entire hooligan tribe. Our pests are this ridiculous tribe. Angry, old and wrinkled. Oh, in case you're not what we are. Call him a born hero, you're not big and tough and charismatic as a snot, but you're going to have to work at it, you're going to have to learn to be a hero the hard way, anyway, is he old, is he wrinkled? It could be just where this tribe needs a change in leadership style because the thing is, times are changing, we can't get away with being bigger and more violent than everyone else, imagine, that's what they need and that's what they need.

What you have is a hero of the future. He will have to be intelligent and cunning, not just a big lump with overdeveloped muscles, he will have to stop everyone from fighting each other and get them to face the enemy together. Who am I good at persuading someone to do anything they are asked? he started calling me hiccup the useless that's not a great name for a military leader you have to see the bigger picture hiccup continued wrinkled old man ignoring them they call you some names you're not a natural at the Bashi dance who cares these are very small problems in "In the grand scheme of things, it's great that you see his little problems," Hiccup said angrily, "but I have a lot of little problems.

I have to train this super small dragon in time for Thursday, Thursday. I'll be kicked out of listening to the hooligan trade forever. Oh yeah," said old man. wrinkled thoughtfully there is a book on this subject now remind me how the great professor at Meathead University thinks you should train a dragon he thinks you should yell at it said hiccup sadly throwing rocks again surely the Beast that is overpowered by the sheer charismatic force of your personality that kind of thing I have as much charisma as a stranded jellyfish and screaming is just another thing I'm useless at yes he said wrinkled old man but maybe you'll have to train your dragon yourself the hard way, you know a lot about dragons, Don't you have hiccups?

All that you've been watching the dragons over the years, that's a secret, said Hiccup uncomfortably, I've seen you talking to them, said wrinkled old man, that's not true, he protested, the hiccups grow. bright red on his face okay then he calmed down wrinkled old man calmly smoking his pipe that's not true there was silence for a moment it's true he admitted hiccup but room or seat don't tell anyone they wouldn't understand talking to dragons it's a very unusual skill said wrinkled old man Maybe, said wrinkled old man, you can train a dragon better by talking to it than by yelling at it.

It's not sweet, said Hiccup, and it's a very moving thought. However, a dragon is not a fluffy creature.like a dog or a cat or a pony a dragon I'm not going to do what you say just because you asked please, from what I know about dragons, said Hiccup. I must say that yelling was a pretty good method, but it has its limitations. Didn't the wrinkled old man point it out? I'd say Scream was very effective on any dragon smaller than a sea lion and positively suicidal. If you were trying something bigger, why not create some alternative training schemes?

Maybe you can add something to your Professor Bish's book. I thought that boot needs something extra, yeah, I can't put my finger on it. The words said hiccup, that book needs many more words. You for How to Train Your Dragon. He snorted and laughed so hard that he hadn't managed to do it. to see something, the boys were hanging around the gates of the village taking the opportunity to show off the dragons he had caught. Hiccup had tried to get through without being noticed, but Snotlout had stopped him, let's see what a pathetic creature Hiccup has. and he took the lid off, oh this is brilliant, look at that oaf when he finally caught his breath from laughing, what's wrong? and a cool little brown bunny with wings, a flower fairy, a fluffy flying frog, they gather around everyone and see the magnificent animal that our future leader has caught himself Oh, hiccup, you are a useless, crude and fast festival, You know, son of a chief authority, why can't you get one of those new monstrous nightmares with a 6-foot wingspan and the extra-extendable claws they really are?

They are bad murderers. I have a snotty oaf smile gesturing towards the terrifying fiery red animal fast asleep in his basket. I think I'll call it fire. Who are you going to call yours? Hiccup Sweetums Sugar Lips Baby Parties Hiccup Dragon took advantage of this particular moment to give a big yawn, opening his, Wade's, small mouth to reveal a flickering forked tongue, very pink gums, and no teeth at all. Snotlout laughed so hard the dog's breath had to keep him upright. Toothless cried and snorted late, hiccup, he has found himself the only toothless dragon in the uncivilized world. world, this is Duguid, he collects the useless and his toothless dragon Fishlegs left a defense with hiccups, well, you are not allowed that monstrous nightmare that you have a brat face, not like only the son of a chief is allowed the monstrous nightmare that shooting a dragon is Hiccup on the right Snotlout narrowed his eyes, grabbed Fishlegs' arm, and twisted it brutally behind his back.

Nobody listens to you, plankton heart. Fishlegs disaster area, he sneered, snorted charging thanks to you and his sniffling and sneezing disability, the entire military operation was almost a total disaster when I. I'm this guy's boss now, the first thing I'm going to do is exile anyone with a pathetic allergy like yours. You're not Fett to be a punk. Fishlegs' face wasn't very pale, but he still managed to gasp. oh, but you're not going to be the boss of this tribe, Hiccup is going to be the boss of this tribe, Snotlout dropped the armed Fishlegs and advanced menacingly with Hiccup, oh he is, he doesn't like geodes, so no.

I will allow that monstrous nightmare, am I ours? The future leader is keeping very quiet about it, isn't he? Come on, hiccup, I'm stealing your inheritance, what are you going to do about it? So, uh, all the guys looked solemn. Snotty oaf had actually broken an ancient Viking rule. Hiccup, I should challenge you for the dragon. Fishlegs said slowly and everyone turned to look at Hiccup expectantly. “Oh, brilliant,” Hiccup murmured under his breath. Thanks Fishlegs, my day just keeps getting better. Snotlout was a big brute of a boy who didn't really need the help of Brett's dogs when it came to punching people, he wore bronze-tipped sandals specially constructed to cause maximum damage when he kicked people.

Hiccup tried to stay out of her way as much as he could, but he couldn't ignore this insult to his status. No Lakes fish had kindly pointed out. Go out without looking like a coward in front of the other kids and if they know you as a coward and the hooligan tribe you might as well go all the way and wear a pasty pink jerk and start playing the harp and chain Jonny to the aviators. exchange I challenge you brat brat for the fireworm dragonwho is mine by right said hiccup trying to hide his reluctance by speaking as loudly and formally as he could I accept your challenge its not like a super quick smile all over his horrible smug face axes or fists fists he said hiccups because axes were a really bad idea I hope I can scare you, you have a real future, hero fights, Snotlout said and then he remembered something after the initiation on Thirsty Thursday, although I don't want to crush might or anything while I kick you all over the place. the town, hell. could win Fishlegs pointed out that of course he wouldn't when he was pushed, you snotty oaf, look at my sporting ability, my Viking courage, my capacity for senseless violence.

I will win just as surely as one day I will be the chief of this tribe, I mean, look at my dragon and then look at his dragon, he pointed mockingly at the toothless, their gods have spoken, it's only a matter of time in the meantime, isn't it? nothing. I will live in fear of dying from hiccups. The terrifying toothless turtle and the oaf walked away in a stately manner. Fashion gave Hiccup a nasty kick in the shins as he did so. He greatly regretted the challenge. Fishlegs apologized after leaving the baskets with the Dragons under their beds at home.

Oh, don't worry about her, Hiccup said, someone would have caught me. to do it anyway you know how the old lava fight Fishlegs and Hiccup were going to the Great Hall to look for the book that Gober had recommended how to train your dragon by Professor Yabba SHhhh how it happened I confided Hiccup I already know a little about dragons but I don't have the foggiest idea how to start training one. I would have said they were practically untrainable. I'm really looking forward to some advice. The Great Hall was a riot of young barbarians fighting, shouting, and playing the popular Viking game of Bashi ball. which was a very violent contact sport with a lot of contact and very few rules.

Hiccup and Fishlegs found the book hidden in the fireplace practically in the fire. Hiccup had never noticed it before opening the book. I've included a basic How to Train replica. Your Dragon by Professor Yogesh here so you can share the hiccup experience of opening that book for the first time full of hope, interest and expectation you will have to imagine that the cover is unusually thick with huge golden clasps and that some scribe has covered it with letters Elaborately elegant gilt, looks very attractive. How to Train Your Dragon by Professor Yogesh, Be a Cantab by Amiens, etc.

Big Ax Books, 10th Anniversary Edition, Winner of the Gold Award for Best Book for Barbarians, How Would You Train a Dragon? all the answers and Professor Yogesh is a hugely entertaining, informative book, follow his simple advice and you will soon be on your way to becoming the hero you always wanted to be praised for. How to train your dragon, this book changed my life. Squid face. terrible a brilliant book the monthly idiot no one shouts louder than the professor this is a sensible well researched book containing all the information you need to turn your dragon into a pussycat the hooligan watcher yo bish it's a genius, the viking age is worth a small chicken. 20 Agitated Eyes This book is dedicated to Mom with love from your beloved copyright professor me bish dark ages The publishers of big ax books would like to point out that they assume no responsibility for any injuries that may occur as a result from any person or persons who follow the advice given in this book thank you for your attention page an idiotic public library a note from the scary furry librarian please return this book on or before the last date stamped or I will be very angry I think you know a what i mean, don't do it delete the book or we will hit you page two about the author professor Yogesh ba Amiens cannot incite that he has spent many years in the wild observing dragons in their natural habitat this book is the culmination of his research and is the definitive textbook on the subject of these fascinating creatures Professor I Bush lives alone in a cave on the Island of Doom He is the author of Caring for Your Orca and Sharks and Other Large Pets He is currently writing a book about peach butterflies 3 chapter the first and the last the golden rule of dragon training is to shout the load of better in the end that's what hiccup said furiously turning the book upside down and shaking it trying to see if there was anything more than that one page of paper inside him hiccup put the The book on his face was unusually grim, ok, Fishlegs, he said, unless you were better at shouting than me or on our own, we're going to have to develop our own dragon training method CD 2 six meanwhile in the deep of the ocean meanwhile in the deep. in the ocean, but not far from the island of Berk, a real sea dragon like the one all wrinkled had been describing. less sleeping at the bottom of the sea.

It was indescribably large. It had been there so long that it almost seemed like it was part of the ocean floor. itself a great underwater mountain covered in shells and barnacles, some of its limbs half buried in the sand generation after generation of small hermit crabs had been born and died in the ears of this dragon for hundreds and hundreds of years it had slept because it had preferred After After a large meal, he was lucky enough to catch a Roman legion camped on the top of a cliff, they were completely isolated and he spent a pleasant afternoon devouring them all, from the commanding officer to the humblest private horses, chariots, shields and spears.

The whole lot went down the reptiles' voracious throats, and while things like golden chariot wheels are an additional source of fiber for a dragon's diet, they take some time to digest, the dragon crawled to the depths of the ocean and fell asleep. Comatose dragons can remain in a suspended state for eternity half dead half alive buried under fathom after fathom of icy seawater, not a single muscle on this particular dragon had moved for six or seven centuries, but last week a Orca had unexpectedly chased some seals. Deep was surprised to notice a slight movement in the upper eyelid of the Dragon's right eye, an ancient memory stirred in the wheel's brain and he swam away from there as fast as his fins could carry him and a week later, the sea around the dragon mountain that had previously been filled with crabs and lobsters and schools and schools of fish was a great underwater desert not a mollusk moved nor a scallop moved the only sign of life for miles and miles was the rapid movement of both eyelids of the dragon flapping up and down while the dragon had suddenly fallen asleep and was dreaming who knows what dark dreams seven toothless wake up toothless walk about three weeks later, Fishlegs and Hiccup were at Hiccup's house, all the Everyone else was out, so Hiccup decided to take the opportunity to check it out. toothless basket he took it out from under the bed a thin column of blue grease smoke coming out from under the lid Fishlegs whistled he's awake okay said Fishlegs here we go hiccup opened the basket the stupid smoke to meet hiccup and Fishlegs coughed hiccup excited When his eyes stopped watering, he could make out a very small, ordinary dragon looking at him with huge, innocent grass green eyes, Hello, Toothless, Hiccup said with what he hoped was a good accent on dragon ease, this, of course, should say Hello, doody. toothless, but I've translated it into English for the benefit of those readers whose EES dragon is a little rusty, read hiccup.

Berk learns to speak dragon EES for a crash course in this fascinating language. learn to speak dragon EES introduction to train your dragon without using the traditional method of yelling at it, you must first learn to speak dragon EES dragons are the only other creatures that speak a language that is complicated and sophisticated like humans here are some common phrases of dragons for you to start I our harvest our Inadi who suspects not to poop inside the house please mom I don't like it yum yum in D tramp my mother doesn't like being bitten on the butt pshoo enthusiastic Gobber Ultima friendly please would you be so kind to spit my friend do it or one more time, let's try that again, what are you doing? asked Fishlegs, curiously, the dragon's ease is marked by shrill screeches and popping noises and more extraordinary sounds when spoken by a human, just talking to him, Hiccup muttered, very embarrassed, just talking to him, Fishlegs gasped and astonished, what are you doing?

I mean you're talking to him, you can't talk to him, he's an animal, for God's sake, oh shut up. "Fishlegs," Hiccup said impatiently, "you're scaring him." Toothless huffed and puffed and let out a few smoke rings. He puffed out his neck to see himself. larger, which is something dragons do when they are scared or angry, he finally mustered up the courage to spread his wings and flap over Hiccup's arm, he walked up to Hiccup's shoulder andHiccup turned to face him toothless and pressed his forehead against Hiccup. forehead and look deeply and solemnly into Hiccup's eyes, they stood there like nose-deep snow without moving for about sixty seconds.

Hiccup had to blink a lot because a dragon's gaze is hypnotic and gives the disturbing feeling that it is sucking your soul. Hiccup was just thinking wow, this is amazing. I'm really making contact here when Toothless leaned down and bit him on the arm. Hiccup sent a letter to Yelp and, through Toothless, got out of it. Hey, fish, whistle. Toothless floating in the air in front of Hiccup. Well, I want to fish now. I don't have any fish said Hiccup and Dragon is rubbing his arm fortunately Toothless didn't have any teeth but dragons have powerful jaws so it was still painful Toothless bit him on the other arm there it's fair that the fish said Toothless again are you okay?

Fishlegs I can't believe he's asking this but what is he saying? "Wants to eat," Hiccup replied grimly, rubbing both his arms, he tried to make his voice sound firm but pleasant to overpower the creature by the sheer force of his personality, Gobber had said, "But we don't have any fish, okay," so he said, toothless, "Eat cake, hey." Okay, cat, pounced on some violin sticks and ran towards the nearest wall with a terrified scream. Hiccup managed to grab Toothless by the tail as he flew off in pursuit, but the dragon struggled savagely. shirts they want fish now once they're there their food now cats are delicious they want food now we don't have Phish hiccup repeated through clenched teeth feeling all his calm abandon him and you can't eat the cat I like it Fiddlesticks needs to be outraged From a beam above From the ceiling they put Toothless in the Stoics' dormitory, where there was a big problem for a while.

He was happy to swoop after the desperately screeching mice, but then he got bored and started attacking the mattress. Stop, Hiccup shouted as feathers flew. in all directions toothless responded by pulling out the remains of a recently deceased mouse right in the middle of stoick's pillow hiccup said stoick the vast who entered the room at that same moment toothless lunged at stoick the huge beard that he mistook for a chicken go to him outside said stoick don't do it i say he said hiccup girl vardø lordly artim stoick shouted very loudly hiccup shouted as loud as he could please could you stop eating my father's beard as hiccup had suspected toothless didn't notice at all from what I knew?

It would be useless to scream thought hiccup sadly fall to the ground all of you, a small reptile screamed stoic toothless fall to the ground yes stoic said oh that's how to deal with Ragan's dumb breath and hook fangs Stoic hunter dragons entered the room Toothless He stiffened as he walked around her, his yellow eyes shining evilly, each one was about the size of a leopard and they were as delighted with her arrival as a pair of giant cats might be with that of a cute kitten. he sniffed at the squirming newcomer or menacingly masked the white purr of a hooked fang until we are alone and then we can give him a proper welcome.

He gave Toothless a vicious swipe with one paw, a claw like a kitchen knife simply mixed with Toothless's butt and the little dragon howled and jumped into Hiccup's robe until only his tail was sticking out of his neck, he bellowed stoically. Hookfang, my narrow but picturesque fang that out of here by thought, I can get into bags, shouted stoic and merman breath and hookfang slunk away muttering obscene dragon. cursing under their breath as they heard me say Stoick the Vast, okay Dilworth Dragons Stoick stared toothless with unusual anxiety. Sean said stoically, hoping there might be some kind of mistake, there's this dragon, your dragon, yeah.

Father Hiccup admitted the wisp of him, well, he's very small. Isn't it said that Stoick was not an observant person, but even he couldn't help but notice that this dragon really was remarkably small? He has no teeth, there was an awkward silence. Fishlegs came to rescue with hiccups, that's because he is a race said Fishlegs are a unique and violent species called the Toothless Dreaming distant relatives of the monstrous nightmare but much more ruthless and grim they are practically extinct Stoic inspected the Toothless Dreaming doubtful it looks like a coma to me or a garden ah but with respect boss said Fishlegs, that's where you're wrong: there are mature eyes and, in fact, it looks exactly like a common or common garden, but if you look a little closer, its characteristic dreamy mark.

Fishlegs pointed out a wart in the late 2000s or x' Markings are outside the most common breed. Pythor has the right settings and is not just your typical toothless dream. Fishlegs was getting carried away now this particular dragon is above royal blood. He's not that stoic. The very impressed Stoic was a tremendous snob. Yes, said Fishlegs solemnly. your son alone went and stole the offspring of the king, the dagger fangs, the reptilian ruler of the wild dragon cliff, royal dreams tend to start small, but grow into creatures of impressive, even dark size, who can Chew in size just as you connect, Stoic said. a big laugh and Upsetting your children here, Stoick's belly made a plaintive rumble like a distant underground explosion, it's time for a little dinner, I love it, set the Smurfs straight, will you still come away relieved to have regained your faith in your son thank you?

Fishlegs said hiccup, he wouldn't inspire him. Not at all, said Fishlegs, I would have gone after her preparing you for that fight with the snotty oaf, your father will find out at some point anyway, although he said hiccup sadly, not necessarily said Fishlegs, look at all the talk you're doing with the toothless dream here that was Incredible, incredible, I have never seen anything like it, you will be training it in no time. I was talking to him. Okay, she said, she had a drink, but she didn't hear a word. I told him when he was going to bed that night.

Hiccup didn't want to go toothless in front of the fire with newt breath and hook fangs. I can take him to bed with me. He asks, ah, dragon like an animal. Watkyn said Stoick. Too many hugs and kisses will make him lose his mind. Vicious streak, but the breath of merman will kill him if I leave him alone with them. The newt's breath would even grow grateful. It would be my pleasure, he hissed, he was not so stoic, unaware of the merman breath. Last comment, since he did not speak easily as a dragon, he gave encouragement to newt. friendly fist around the horns newt breath i just saw some kind of rough play so good for a young plump blonde dragon stall defended by himself hook fang extended his claws like knives and slammed them into the hearth hiccup pretended to say good night - Toothless by the fire but he smuggled them into the bedroom under his robes you must be absolutely quiet he said to Toothless staring at Lee as they lay down on the bed and the dragon wasn't enthusiastic either, in fact he snored loudly all night. , but the hiccups didn't.

Care Hiccup spent the entire winter on Berk in various states of very cold weather, from quite cold to absolutely freezing at night. Many capes were considered sissies that Hiccup usually stayed awake for a couple of hours until he shook himself into a light. Even though he was sleeping now, as Hiccup stretched his feet against his toothless back, he felt waves of heat coming from the little dragon gradually moving up his legs and warming his cold stomach and heart, even traveling to his head, which hadn't really been used for Almost six months, even his ears burned with satisfaction, he would have brought the snoring of six loud dragons to a Vulcan Hiccup so soundly he slept that night, he ate training his dragon the hard way, Hiccup was still pretty sure he knew dragons like He did, that yelling was the easiest method to train them, so for the next few weeks he tried yelling at Toothless to see if he could make it work.

He tried to shout loudly and strictly. He looked as angry as he could, but if Allah didn't take him seriously, he hiccupped and finally gave up. about the screams when Toothless stole a kipper from his plate one morning at breakfast. Hiccup let out his fiercest and most terrifying scream and Toothless just gave him an evil look and knocked everything else to the ground with a swipe of his tail, that was it with him screaming as far as Hiccup was concerned, okay, then he said hiccup, I'll try to go to the other end, so he was as nice as possible to Toothless, giving Toothless the most comfortable part of the bed and then lying down balanced dangerously on the edge of the bed.

He himself fed him as much pepper and lobster as he wanted, he only did it once, although as the little dragon continued eating until he became completely sick, he played with him for hours and hours, told him jokes, brought him ice. to eat he scratched the bet that toothless couldn't reach between the spokes of his back he made that dragon's life as close to dragon heaven as possible in mid-February winter was coming to an end on Berk and the snowy La season had turned into the rainy season, it was the kind of weather where you never put on your clothes, no matter the hiccups, he hung his sword and tunic on a chair in front of the fire before going to bed at night and in the evening. tomorrow still Being wet, warm and wet instead of cold and wet, but wet, anyway, the ground or around the village had become knee-deep mud.

Warren Wooden's Nimal, what are you doing?, asked Fishlegs when he found himself, heck, digging a big hole right outside the house, building a mud pit. wallow for toothless gasped hiccup you ruin that dragon you really do it said Fishlegs shaking his head it's psychology said hiccup he's smart and he's subtle not like that screaming caveman you're doing it with the horror code Fishlegs had named his dragon horror ko the horror part was to make the pure creature at least sound a little scary, the COBIT was because for a dragon it actually looked remarkably similar to a cow, it was a large, peaceful brown creature with a calm nature.

Fishlegs suspected she might even be a vegetarian. I'm always cutting it. chewing on the wood he complained blood horror ko blood that's what you should want, though, maybe Fishlegs was a better screamer than Hiccup or maybe horror ko was a lazier, more helpful character in the toothless, but horror ko was proving to be very easy to train with shouting. method ok toothless is ready he said hiccup ok a good roll toothless stop trying to catch fools and jumped into the mud he ruled over and over and the uzi guns spread their wings and writhed happily. I'm joining him, said Hiccup, so he "I'll want to do what I say," said Hiccup.

Toothless Fishlegs sucked up a big mouthful of mud and spit it right in Hiccup's face. He may not know much about dragons, but I do know that they are the most selfish creatures on earth, no dragon is. Are you ever going to do whatever you want out of gratitude dragons don't know what gratitude is giving up on this will never work after your dragons said toothless kindly is where you see your survivors when licensed SLP cats or damn dead dogs get they fall in love with their teachers and yaki things like that the only reason we do what a man wants is because he is bigger than us and he gives his food what does last say fish legs more or less what you say said hiccup yes, they never trust a dragon, that's what my mother taught "Me in the nest and she should know," Toothless said, jumping happily towards the wall as he helped himself to one of the snails that Hiccup had a phone for him.

Toothless especially liked snails, yes, yes, but he didn't collect thread and his nose, Hiccup said next to him. It was true that Toothless was pretty to look at and very good company, although a little demanding, however, you only had to look at his large, innocent eyes with thick eyelashes to realize that he had no morals, the eyes were old, the eyes of a murderer who could also be. Ask a crocodile or a shark to be a friend. Hiccup wiped the mud off his face. I'll think about something else. Hiccup said. February turned into March and Hiccup was still thinking.

Some flowers made the mistake of appearing and immediately disappeared. by a couple of tough Frosts who had been kept away for this very purpose Fishlegs couldn't get horror co2 ghoul and stay in charge hiccup was still struggling to teach Toothless the basics of potty training not pooping in the kitchen he said hiccup for the umpteenth time carrying toothless outside after another accident it's hotter in the kitchen picturesque toothless but pooping outside you know what hiccup said at the end of his terror toothless quickly pooped on hiccup hands and the donors' robe is outside is outside is Outside cruel toothless at this inopportune moment Snotty oaf and dog's breath strolled past the Stoics' house on the way back from the beach, their dragons on their shoulders,Well, well, they scoffed, snot, late, if it's not useless, cover them, dragon poop, you actually have quite a bit left, mmm, he snorted, dog's breath, that's not a dragon. sea ​​slug jeer dogs breathe dragon that was a big ugly gronckle with a snub nose and a mean temper that winged merman who is not a dragon sneered fireworm snort charges dragon who was his biggest bully as a teacher that's a newborn bunny of nickel with a pathetic poop problem toothless gave a gasp of fury snort notes should hiccup the immense pile of fish he had wrapped in his cloak Luke which fire woman sea slug he caught on the beach and it only took a couple of hours fireworm coughed flexed a shiny muscle or two and I looked at his claws with thick modesty.

Oh, are you slurring your words? I wasn't even concentrating if I tried. I could do it in ten minutes with one wing strapped to my back. Excuse me for vomiting, he muttered toothlessly. Horror Co, who was looking at dismiss one with disapproval and the big brown eyes of him, we can dismiss one, could be some kind of hunting legend. Corinne puffs load. I heard that horrible cow has a weakness for carrots. Did the toothless wonder have the nerve to attack a vegetable carrots are a little crunchy, but maybe he could handle the odds of crushed cucumber, you could give it to him through a straw, maybe whoo-hoo the dog's breath laughed so hard that snorting snorting through his nose watch out the dog's breath said Fishlegs politely your brain is coming The dog's breath hit him hard and the two boys strutting in front of the fire were lunging at Toothless who nearly took his eye out. when she passed as soon as they were safely out of earshot, Toothless jumped up with hiccups in his arms and coughed out flames. menacingly Bunny's yellow bellies approach and toothless the whole fryer to exhaustion toothless will take out your guts and play our harp toothless old duke little toothless is not going well for you, you better not come any closer, wow, very brave toothless Hiccup said sarcastically if you show the charger they might even hear you here nine fear, vanity, revenge and dumb jokes March turned into April and April turned to me after the fireworms commented on the pathetic toothless bunny who never He pooped in the kitchen again, but Hiccup hadn't made any further progress. while I was training it it was still raining but it was a warm rain the wind was blowing but it was a less furious wind it was almost possible to stay upright the gull eggs were hatching on the rocks and the parent gulls swooped down, grabbed and Fishlegs when they came to the long beach to practice curl hour Kok L said fish Lagos two.

Hooray Co, which was calmly in a bag on his shoulder, you can have that black bag doll for breakfast, it's barely half your size, honestly, hiccup, I gave up, no. I don't know how I'm going to pass the hunting section of the Hora Coches exam she doesn't have the killer instinct she would never survive in the wild a couple laughed hollowly you think you have problems toothless and I feel good from the beginning starting the basic obedience commands the recovery the mandatory exercises the hunt everyone who can't be that bad said Fishlegs look said hiccup the boys moved along the beach a little out of reach of the seagulls began to practice the most basic command of all go the dragon was supposed to stop As a bull to hunt on the handler's outstretched arm, the handler would then bark the command as loudly as possible while simultaneously raising his arm to launch the dragon into the air, the dragon was supposed to rise gracefully into flight when the handler reached his point. taller horikoshi and scratched and slowly walked away grumbling to herself toothless was even less obedient wow he shouted hiccup hiccup threw his arm up toothless hung up I said wow hiccup repeated in frustration well why gay gay wow shivered toothless gripping even tighter just go go go go go scream take waving his arm up and down frantically with toothless clinging to him for dear life toothless stayed toothless said hiccup as reasonably as he could please go if you don't start going when i tell you we're both going to go be thrown into exile but I don't want to be toothless he pointed out equally reasonably Fishlegs watched the whole process in horror and amazement you're really in trouble he said in a strange voice yes he said hiccup finally managed to unscrew the toothless claws that had relaxed their grip for a second and shoved him toothless He landed in the sand but squealed in indignation and immediately grabbed Hiccup's leg, gripping the sandals tightly with his claws and wrapping his wings around Hiccup's calf no gowing said toothless stubbornly can' There's nothing worse than this said hiccup, So I'm going to try a new tactic.

He pulled out the notebook in which he had been writing down everything he knew about dragons in the hopes that it might be useful. Dragon motivation. Hiccup read one aloud. gratitude dragons are never grateful hiccup side of fear that works but I can't do it three four five greed vanity and revenge worth a try six jokes and riddles only if I'm desperate this has to be our first slurring speech Fishlegs, but I'm with Gobber, the burp in this case, why don't you shout a little quietly that Hiccup ignored it? "It's okay, Toothless," Hiccup told the little dragon as he pretended to be asleep while he held Hiccup's leg for each fish. you catch me I'll give you two more lobsters when you get home toothless opened his eyes alive said enthusiastically KK toothless killed him pepper please just this time not toothless said hiccup firmly i keep telling you it's not kind to burn a creature smaller than you toothless He closed his eyes again You're sober They're boring He said grumpily You're such a smart, fast dragon Toothless Hiccup Flattered I bet you could catch more fish than any of the others on Thursday Thursday if you wanted Toothless opened his eyes to consider the matter Double said modestly but I don't want this was no answer hiccup crossed vanity off his list you know that big red fire a dragon that was so rude to you said hiccup toothless spat on the ground and indignantly they said it was a newt with wings this is said to be not a bunny incontinent they are dead toothless they have ikk murderer caresses toothless they scratch her to death dead maroon toothless yes yes said hiccup hastily that fireworm dragon and his master who looks like a pig thinks that the fireworm is going to catch more fish than anyone that authorityThe celebrations On Thursday they think about how stupid they will look if they win the prize for the most promising dragon instead of their toothless leg.

I'll think about that, Toothless said, waddled away a couple of feet and thought about it five minutes later, he was. I still thought he laughed occasionally, but every time Hiccup told him, he simply responded that he was still thinking, go away with a sigh, Hiccup, put an end to the revenge, it's okay, Fishlegs said, looking around. over Hiccup's shoulder, you tried. everything else, how about jokes and riddles? I assume you are desperate. Toothless said Hiccup. If you catch me a nice big mackerel, you'll be the smartest, fastest bear dragon and you'll make that fire dragon look like an idiot and you'll have it all.

You can eat the lobsters when we get home and I'll tell you a really good joke. Toothless turned his chair. Toothless laughs. Jokes he waved in the cup arm again. Alright. Toothless helps you, but it's not because he's in a good place or anything like that. yaki no, no, said hiccup, of course not, I waved the cruel and mean dragons, but we love it, that's right Jo, can you tell me now? The hunt for a dragon is a very impressive sight, even a scrawny, as if toothless, child flew across the beach in his usual disordered and crooked manner, shouting a few insults along the way at any cormorant that seemed smaller than him, but as soon as he reached the sea, Toothless seemed to grow a little, the salt of the sea is carrying him some ancestral memory of the great pedigree hunting monsters that were his ancestors, he spread his wings like a kite and flew quite quickly over the surface of the agitated waves keeping his body firm on the wings.

As he looked for the movement of the fish, he saw something and it rose in circles until he was so high that Hiccup, craning his neck back on the beach, could only see it as a small speck. The speck remained motionless for a second and then, toothless, dove. His wings folded at his sides fell like a stone from the sky, he disappeared into the water and was gone for quite some time. Dragons can stay underwater for at least five minutes if they wish, and Toothless got quite distracted there chasing a fish and Then another, unable to decide which was the biggest hiccup, had gotten bored and was searching for oysters when Toothless emerged triumphantly from the sea carrying a small mackerel, he dropped the mackerel at Hiccup's feet, did three cartwheels in a row, and landed on Hiccup's head.

He let out the dragon's triumphant cry, which is a bit like a rooster's crow, but much louder and more self-satisfied. Then he leaned in and stared: hiccups, eyes upside down now. Taytay tell me a joke, Toothless said, moaning. Wooden sat on a cup. Tara really did it, tell me a joke said toothless again what's white, black and red everywhere asked hiccup toothless didn't know a sunburned penguin replied hiccup it was a very very old joke but apparently he hadn't done it - well toothless dragon cliff thought it was hysterically funny he flew away to catch more fish so he could hear more jokes it was a nice afternoon the rain stopped the sun was shining and toothless didn't do too badly with the hunt he dropped some fish and in a moment he wandered off completely to chase rabbits on the cliff tops but finally returned when he got the hiccups and by the end of a couple of hours he had caught 6 medium sized mackerel and a dogfish.

In general, the fur he was quite satisfied. After all, he told Fishlegs, it's not like I'm expecting to win the award for most promising dragon or anything, all I need is to prove that Toothless is basically under my control and him catching some fish would make us fools. compared to the snorting loads and beastly hunting legend of him, but at least we will have passed the initiation, which was more so when toothless dropped the last mackerel into the pile in front of Hiccup. Fishlegs noticed something sharp and shiny on the dragon's lower jaw. "Toothless has his first Tooth," said Fishlegs, "it seemed like a very good omen as they staggered towards home, they passed the wrinkled old man who had been sitting on a rock staring at him for the last two hours, a very impressive gasp creased as the boy showed him the fish wrapped in a cloak of hiccups.

I think Hiccup could really pass the final initiation test on Thursday. "On Thursday," Fishlegs said excitedly. You're probably worried about that pedal. A little test. Do you have hiccups? I still drink lilies that are major concerns. You know there's a huge storm brewing, for example, it should hurt. us in about three days daring little test said Fishlegs indignantly it would be the Pedley amine small test the thirsty and thirsty festival is the biggest event of the year everyone who is anyone will be there all the haley hooligans and the airheads besides this may not interest you It may seem important but anyone who feels there is even a little evidence of Pedley is exiled to be eaten by cannibals or something equally gruesome. "I'm going to call myself Hiccup the useful one and the dragon's tooth full of him," said Hiccup radiantly.

I thought about it a moment ago and I'm "I'm really satisfied with this, it's solid, reliable, not shiny and not too much to live up to the verse adept. I'll finally perform well and catch some fish," said Fishlegs pointing to Toothless who was It's picking your nose with a claw and no matter how believable it is. It seems that I was cut and passed this test after all, oh, I think it's almost certain. The wrinkled old man said looking at Toothless. He was now trying to cross his eyes and falling in the process. The wrinkled Old Man almost repeated thoughtfully, and the boys went home followed by Toothless. they complain, okay, take me, take me, it's not any further, Sam, our wings, me, king, ten, Thursday, Thursday, welcome to the Thursday Celebration Events Program, Thursday, Nine O'Clock, Hammer Throw for over 60s, just meet at the marooners rock with your own hammer or Someone else's helmets are essential for spectators 10:30 How many seagull eggs can you eat in one minute?

The baggy butt the beer belly is the defending champion in this hotly contested competition. 11:30 The ugliest baby contest. 12:30 Ax fighting exhibition. Admire the delicate art of ax fighting the two young heroes final initiation contest watch the Viking heroes of tomorrow as they compete to see which dragon will be the most obedient and who will catch the most fish blood teeth loud screams this sport has it all three thirty grand raffle and closing ceremony on Thursday Thursday's celebrations wereA truly spectacular occasion: the hairy hooligans compete fiercely with the airheads of the nearby sealed airhead islands across the inland ocean to the island behind.

For this great gathering, the visitors set up camp at Blackheart Bay, which overnight was transformed from a desert empty of echoes. seagulls in a bustling village of tents made from seals to patch up and use to see the next morning the long beach was full of stalls and jugglers and fortune tellers there was a happy confusion of Vikings seeing old friends and practicing their swordplay and yelling at the kids to stop hitting each other right now for love, no, I'm serious this time o o o a huge Viking man sitting on awkward rocks laughing out loud like gigantic sea lions in a festive atmosphere.

Impressively large Viking women huddled together in groups laughing. like seagulls and knocking over cups of tea and a drink despite all the drinks Lee's gloomy forecasts of terrible storms and typhoons it was a gloriously hot June day there was not even a hint of cloud in sight the final initiation test of the Young Heroes wouldn't start until 2 p.m. m. That afternoon, Hiccup spent the morning listening wide-eyed as storytellers told tales about dirty Deans and pirate princesses. He was ill with nerves, making it difficult for him to enjoy the occasion as much as he had in previous years.

Even Gob vomiting during the contest of how many seagull eggs can you eat in a minute failed to elicit more than a slight smile on his pale, tense face. Hiccup's family had a picnic lunch overlooking the ax fighting exhibition. Hiccup couldn't eat anything and neither, unusually, was Toothless who was in a difficult mood and despised the tuna sandwich that Valhalla offered him. Rama managed to keep the Dragon's appetite triggered by the game. bet on the spectacled toad in the ugliest baby contest and was eager to see his son's brilliant display during the initiation tests as the day progressed.

Suddenly, a warm wind began to blow out of nowhere. It was still stiflingly hot, but ominous gray clouds were gathering on the horizon. There was a strange rumble of thunder in the air, perhaps. The wrinkled old man had been right, he thought hiccupped as he looked up and Thor was about to make his traditional appearance at Thursday's celebrations. Well, all you young men hoping to be initiated into the tribes this year, please head to the ground to the left of the playa. Hiccup gulped, nudged him toothless, and stood up, this was it, Hiccup was one of the last to reaching the ground, which was a large area of ​​wet sand right at the edge of the sea, the guys from their own tribe were already gathered, there are dragons floating around.

A couple of feet above them, everyone was chattering excitedly and even Snort Light seemed nervous. The airhead boys and their dragons seemed to be gigantic, tough-looking customers, much tougher than the hooligans. One in particular was a huge, brutish boy who looked to be fifteen years old. The minor hiccup guessed that he was the head bully of the airhead son's guard because a monstrous silver-gray nightmare about three feet tall was patched on one of his shoulders. He was staring at the fireworm like a Rottweiler thinking bad thoughts. The fireworm was acting nonchalantly. An aristocrat never growls. Fireworm, sweetly, you must be one of those mongrel nightmares that we pure green Bloods, descended from the great claw of the Ripper, would never dream of doing something so common.

The silver nightmares growled, increasing in volume. The crowd was gathering on the sideline. Hiccup tried not to notice stoically. the great explosion made its way to the front with great shouts of October I am a boss turned into one my son touches more meat than your father than this test rumbled stoic giving his old enemy Moga Don the airhead a good Pradhan the stomach Moga Don The airhead narrowed his eyes and wondered whether to hit him maybe after the test and looked, he asked him to get on the airhead since his son likes the tall one, it looks like a peg with a skeleton.

Tatas and the monstrous red nightmare, no, said stoic, happily, that's my brother buggy tramp son, my son is that skinny guy over there with the toothless sleeper Moga Don, the idiot broke into a big smile, gave him a stoic slap on the back. back and shouted, okay, take your Burt and bend him. Don shouted stoically and the bosses shook themselves in salute. hands and bellies slapped on the bed Gobber the burp was in charge of this final stage of the initiation test he was still looking a little green from his unpleasant experience in the how many golden eggs can you eat in a minute competition this had not improved his temper, it's okay, you're wide awake, shouted Gobber who says: "When we find out that you are what heroes are made of, you will walk out of this arena as full members of the noble tribes of furry hooligans and ruthless airheads or you will go and measure exile forever from the inner halls, let's see what the fuck it's going to be, where he smiled unpleasantly at the twenty children standing in front of him I'll start by inspecting you and your animals as if you were warriors about to go into battle. .

Observer members of the tribes you hope to enter, then the test will begin. You will demonstrate how you have prevailed over these wild creatures and achieved them through the sheer force of your heroic personalities. You will start by carrying out the basic commands of GU Steve and Fitch, you will end up ordering your reptile to hunt fish for you like your ancestors did before Hiccup nervously swallowed the boy and the dragon who must impress the judge they are not like me Gober taught the teeth with gravity will receive the extra glory of being called the most promising hero of heroes and dragon, the children and dragons who do not pass this test will say goodbye to their families forever and will leave the tribe to go where we do not care Goble made a pause in poetry Spotted Fishlegs loud enough for Gober to hear Goldberg look at him heroes "They're exiles," shouted Gobber, the burps, heroes, they're exiles, 18 boys shouted at him fanatically.

Heroes are exiles, shouted the watching tribes of hooligans and airheads, please let me be a little bit of a hero, just this once. Hiccup and Fishlegs thought to themselves, nothing too spectacular. There is nothing just to pass this test, start joining in and watching the dragons in your right arms, I shouted Gobber the burp Gobber walked through the line of children for the inspection beautiful turnout Gobber congratulated the bully, the airhead on his dragon slaying nightmare that spread its glowing wings to show a wingspan of about four feet Gobber stopped abruptly when he hiccupped badly and the name of the ward demanded that Gober pale a little because this is a toothless dream Mr.

Spotted Hiccup small but cruel added Fishlegs kindly dreamy toothless bragged gobo That's the least doubt I've ever seen in my life. Do you think I'm an idiot? No, no, sir, Fishlegs murmured reassuringly just a little slowly. Mouthy girl, a word dangerously, a toothless dream, explained. Take MOOC exactly like a regular garden, except. Because of his characteristic wart on the tip of his nose, "Silence," said Gobber in a very loud whisper, "or I will throw you onto dry land. I hope this dragon has continued to hunt better than it seems. You and your fish friend here are the worst candidates for initiation." I have sometimes had the displeasure of teaching, but you are the future of this tribe.

I hiccup and they have their CMAs in front of the idiots. Personally, I will never forgive them. They understand? Hiccup nodded and each boy stepped forward to bow and raise his dragon for the spectators to clap. There was great applause for snort fish snort note and his fireworm dragon was rivaled only by the mighty applause for fugly the airhead and his assassin. of dragons I gave you last but not least Gobber the burp was trying to put some enthusiasm into his screams fearsome that terrible Stoick's only son the vast hook the useful wonders dragon tooth silly hiccup stepped forward and raised Toothless stood as tall as he could to make it look a little bigger.

There was a slightly horrified silence. People had seen dragons this small before of course, usually scampering after field mice in the wild, but not as noble hunting dragons that compete. in initiation pains and the pervert's laughter burst stoically so loud that I could have heard it several beaches away and he slapped his big hands together to start the applause, everyone terrified. of the famous temperament of the Stoics, so they joined in with courteous and wild cheers. Toothless was still in a bad mood, but he was delighted to be the center of attention and puffed out his chest and bowed solemnly left and right.

Some of the idiots laughed. I changed my mind, I thought, hiccup, closing my eyes, this is the worst moment of my life so far, okay, toothless, he whispered in the little dragon's ear, this is our big chance to catch a lot of fish here and I'll tell you more Jukes you've never heard of. your life what will that big red fire make a really angry toothless dragon cast a sideways glance at the fire worm she was sharpening her nails and Snotlout's helmet with the smug confidence of a dragon who knows she's about to win the prize for Poorest most promising dragon in testing started Toothless didn't do too badly in the first few obedience exercises, although he clearly thought it was extremely boring, it wasn't raining hard enough and Toothless got hot in the rain, he wanted to go home and relax in front to a nice warm fire, fireworm and Keller.

They would go searching as soon as the thugs told them to and they would dive and breathe fire while doing it just for show. dragon except toothless flew towards the sea toothless fluttered back - hiccup shoulder head toothless had a bellyache hiccup complained hiccup tried not to see his father looking surprised on the sidelines tried not to notice the crowd whispering among themselves that's the weak son Not there, not the tall one with the skeleton tattoos who looks like a pig, the skinny little one who can't even control his tiny dragon, don't forget, toothless, said hiccup between clenched teeth, the fish, I'm going to tell you all the jokes I've ever heard, remember. , don't tell me now, said toothless the help came from an unexpected quarter of snort, the burden came off the screams, he told the fire for a long time, told him to bow down and sneer at hiccups, what are you doing ?

Hiccup, you're not talking to that mute. with wings you are talking to dragons it is against the rules and is prohibited by order of stoic nerve ask for your sake father nanu with wings repeated toothless near nanu chirps you know I knew it with wings you are toothless said hiccup you are the best hunter in the world Aren't you right, I said Toothless in a bad mood, Are you sure it's not an unloaded face and his dragon is a snob, what can a real hunter dragon do, Hiccup said urgently, okay, den said Hiccup Toothless gave a big sighed in relief as Toothless took off in a chaotic manner. heading in the general direction of the sea, this is too good to be true, Hiccup said to himself ten minutes later as Toothless returned from a second trip clearly too bored for words, but he dropped a couple of herring at Hiccup's feet in about half an hour. time, damn. will become a fully paid up member of the furry hooligan tribe it was too good to be true the fireworm was flying back to snort with a number 20 fish his green cat eyes flickered in triumph as toothless shouted his careless snub the fireworm stopped in midair his head swiveled around his eyes narrowing what did you say fireworm hissed oh no he said hiccup no toothless no don't do it sloppy snub boo toothless the best you can do is perfect the hopelessly useless pathetic you new new nightmares you think you're so cruel but you're careless as scallops you hissed at fireworm dangerously years ago as she crawled forward through the air like a leopard about to throw her little liar yeeee you said toothless calmly you're a brain of algae with a rabbit's heart Does Winkle eat snob fireworm went down it toothless streets as fast as lightning and fireworms huge jaws come together with a sickening crunch in nothing more than a thin ear chaos ensued fire one lost completely in control she launched herself wildly through the air with her claws biting anything that moved and releasing large bursts of flame unfortunately, in the process she accidentally scratched the slayer, a dragon with a very bad temper, and then attacked any dragon hooligan to be within baiting distance, soon the dragons were involved in a full scale dragon fight with the boys running off on their own yelling at them to stop. and in trying to separate them without being killed, the dragons did not notice at all, no matter how loudly the children screamed, and huffed and puffed as if they had their facesvery red after some pretty impressive screams, come on bird, the burp went ballistic aside, don't do it. someone tell me what a keeper of Thorin's name is called, hopper hang, no truth, he was in his element in this kind of chaos, dodging the fire, the angry attacks with ease, nibbling with an animated bait at the alligator here and a scratch on the broken claw, they are obviously greatly enjoying the fight.

Lee even horrified a large amount of spirit for a dragon that was supposedly a vegetarian. He managed to give the fireworm a truly impressive bite on the butt while the female fire slayer rolled around in the air waiting for pieces of each other Gobber the burp entered the fray grabbing onto fire worm steel the fire worm made a hole of indignation twisted and set Gobber's beard on fire with one huge hand. Gobber put out the fire and with the other he clenched the fireworm's jaws so that he couldn't bite or burn, he wrapped the furiously enraged animal in. under one arm with his mouth still closed he shouted straw Gobber the belts with the creepy skin crawling Fang letting out a scream that reverberated off the cliffs bounced off the sea and whose feet Echo's feet could be heard on dry land the boys stopped shouting uselessly The dragons stopped at Medea there was a terrible silence, even the crowd watching them fell silent.

This had never happened before the twenty children proved to be completely out of control of their dragons during the initiation test. Technically this meant that everyone had to be expelled. of their tribes into exile and exile and this horrible statement could mean death the food was scarce the sea was dangerous and there were certain savage tribes on the islands who were rumored to be cannibals Gobber the burp was left speechless his beard still It was smoking when he finally spoke, his voice deep with the horror of the situation. I'll have to talk to the tribal elders, was all he said.

He threw fire one to the ground. She had come to her senses and slunk over to Snotlout, tail between her legs. The elders of the tribes were Moga Dawn and the stoic Gobber and some more fearsome warriors, such as the terrible Tuffnut, the vicious twins, and the hairy, terrifying librarian of the public library of fools. The crowd and children remained absolutely still while the elders conferred. In the traditional senior group that looked like a rugby scrum, as the storm worsened, a huge clap of thunder cracked overhead, the rain was pouring down and they couldn't have been much wetter if they had all jumped into the sea, the seniors.

He consulted for a long time Mogador got angry at one point and punched Tuffnut, a twin held him in each of his arms until he calmed down again. Finally, the stoic left the group and stood in front of the boys who were bowing their heads in shame. dragons at his feet if Hiccup could have looked at his father, he would have seen that the stoic wasn't his normal, happy, violent self. He looked very solemn, in fact, novices of the tribes. He shouted darkly. This is a very bad day for all of you. They have failed the final test of the initiation program by the fierce law of the inner halls, this means that they must be expelled from the tribes into exile forever.

I don't want to do this not only because my own son is among you but also because it will mean that the entire generation of warriors has lost to the tribes, but we cannot ignore our law, only the strong can belong in case the blood of the tribe weaken. Only heroes can be hooligans and fools. Stoick pointed a thumb at the sky. but little else went on the god Thor is really very angry this is not the time to weaken our laws Thor turned on a big thunderclap as if to underline the point under normal circumstances let's do it the Exile ceremony would begin now but go see in weather like this it would mean certain death for all involved as an act of mercy.

I will allow them one more night of shelter under my roof and first thing tomorrow morning we will leave them on dry land to fend for themselves. At that point you are all banished and cannot speak to any other member of your tribe. Thunder cracked around the boys as they stood with their heads bowed in the rain, p'tee mindlessly like the saddest thing I've ever had to do to banish my own son, Stoick said sadly, the crowd murmured sympathetically, applauding the nobility. of their leader our chief cannot live like the others said stoic looking almost pleadingly at hiccup he has to decide what it is for the good of the tribe suddenly hiccup was very angry well don't do it Wait I feel sorry for you, you said hiccup, what What kind of father thinks his stupid laws are more important than his own son?

I'm not going to be a stupid tribe like this anyway, that can't have ordinary people in it, standing stoically looking at his son. and surprised and shocked for a moment, then he turned and trudged away. The tribes were already running off the beach and climbing the slopes toward the shelter of the village. Lightning struck around them. "I'm going to kill you," Snotlout hissed at the hiccups. fireworm growling menacingly from his shoulder the first thing he did after they banished us I'm going to kill you and he ran off after the others I've lost marked a tear toothless tooth complained finally the character came out when I bit him hey, if I were him The dragon Hiccup didn't notice, he looked up at the sky next to him in fury as the wind gathered sea water in handfuls and threw it directly in his face, only once did Hiccup shout, why couldn't you let me be a hero just once?

I don't want anything amazing just to pass this stupid test so I can become a real Viking like everyone else. Thor Thunder rumbled and crackled above him blackly, okay, then he shouted hiccup, hit me with your stupid lightning bolt, just do something to show you're thinking about me. anything but there would be no lightning for hiccup Thor clearly didn't think it was important enough for an answer the storm moved towards the sea you you cd3 eleven Thor is angry the storm raged all that night hiccup Lee unable to sleep as the wind rushed against the walls like fifty dragons trying to get in let us in let us in the wind scream we are very, very hungry outside in the dark and we went out to see the storm I saw moaning and the waves so gigantic that they disturbed the sleep of a pair of very ancient sea dragons, In fact, the first dragon was average huge, about the size of a larger cliff, the second dragon was stunned.

Lee vast, he was that monster mentioned earlier in this story, the great beast that he had been sleeping. After their Roman picnic for the past six centuries, which had recently been in a lighter sleep, the great storm gently lifted both dragons from the bottom of the sea like a pair of sleeping babies and washed them in the waves of a huge an indescribable wave rolled onto the long beach outside Hiccup's village and there they lay sleeping peacefully while the wind screamed horribly around them like wild Viking ghosts having a loud party in Valhalla until a storm died down and the sun rose in a cloud. beach full of dragons and very little else the first dragon was enough to give you nightmares the second dragon was enough to give you nightmares nightmares imagine an animal about twenty times larger than a Tyrannosaurus Rex more like a mountain than a living creature a large mountain The evil, shiny shape that was so encrusted with barnacles looked like he was wearing some kind of jeweled armor, but where the little crustaceans and coral couldn't get a hold of the joints and recesses of him, you could see his true color, a glorious dark green, it was the color of the ocean itself now he was awake and had coughed up the last thing he had: the banner of the eighth Legion with its pathetic ribbon still waving bravely, he was using it as a toothpick and the Eagle was proving to be very useful to unravel those small, irritating pieces of flesh that get stuck between the back teeth of 20 feet the first person to discover the Dragons was bad breath the gruff one who went out very early to check how his nets had fared in the storm took a look glance at the beach ran to the Chiefs house and woke him up we have a problem he said bad breath or do you mean a problem stoic burst out the vast stoic hadn't slept at all he had stayed up worrying about what kind of dead father put his precious laws first to his son's life but then what This kind of son would feel the precious laws that his father had admired and believed in all his life when the Stoic of the morning had made the astonishing decision to reverse the solemn pronouncement he had made on the beach and unseat the hiccups and the other boys letters week of my week said stoically to himself and with sadness squid face the terrible one would have banished his son in the blink of an eye the majority the goatee would have positively enjoyed it. what's happening to me?

I should be banished myself and I don't doubt that's what MogaDon the idiot is going to suggest that overall, Stoick wasn't in a position to deal with any more problems. There are a couple of huge dragons on the long beach. He said bad breath. Tell them to leave. Stoick said. Tell them. Bad breath said. Stoic. he stomped off to the beach he came back again looking very thoughtful you told them he asked bad breath say it said stoic the Dragon Lord has eaten the little one I didn't like to interrupt I think I'll call a war council the hooligans and idiots are walking that morning with the terrible sound of great drums that summon them to a war council that is only used in times of terrible crises.

Hiccup woke up with a start. He had barely slept. Toothless said he had gone to bed with hiccups the night before. They were in plain sight and the bed was stone cold, so he'd obviously been out for a while. Hiccup hurriedly put on his clothes, they had dried overnight and were so hard from the salt that it was like putting on a shirt and leggings made of wood. He wasn't sure what he was supposed to do since this was the morning he was supposed to go into exile. He followed everyone else into the Great Hall. The knuckleheads had spent the night there anyway because they didn't open the weather for camping in the The way he bumped into Fishlegs he looked like he slept as bad as heck, his glasses were crooked what's going on asked Hiccup Fishlegs cringed. shoulders where is the horror?

Co asked Hiccup Fishlegs shrugged again Hiccup looked around at the crowd making their way into the Great Hall and noticed that there were usually no house dragons in sight, they were never far from their heels and shoulders. masters, barking, growling and mocking each other, there was something slightly sinister about their disappearance, no one else had noticed, there was a tremendous buzz of excitement and such a crush of enormous Vikings that not all of them could enter the Great Hall and there were A great mess of barbarians shouting and pushing each other outside, a stoic asked for silence.

I have called them here today, he burst out stoically because we have a problem on our hands a rather large dragon sitting on the long beach the crowd was deeply unimpressed they expected a more important crisis Mogador expressed general disapproval the insect drums are only used in times of dire mortal danger said Moga Don in amazement you have summoned us Here, at a horribly early hour, Moga Don had not slept well on the stone floor of the Great Hall with only his helmet for a pillow only because of a dragon. I hope he's not losing his historical grip.

He scoffed, hoping so. no ordinary dragon sits stoic this dragon is huge, huge, gob, stinging, lay, vast, I have never seen anything like it, this is more of a mountain than a dragon, not having seen the dragon mountain, the Vikings remained in prayer , they were used to commanding dragons, but Logan. Stoick said, of course, we have to move him, but he is a very big dragon, what should we do? It's okay, Clay, you're the tribe's thinker. You flatter me, said Stoick, the wrinkled old man who seemed quite amused by everything he says, look at Dragonis giganticus maximus. and a particularly large one, I would say very cruel, very intelligent, voracious appetite, but my field is early Icelandic poetry, not large reptiles.

Professor, your Bish is a Viking expert on the subject of dragons, perhaps you should consult his book on the subject, of course, sit stoically at home. to train your dragon, right? I think Gobber was stunned by that same book from the morons' public library, gave a mischievous look at Moga Don the moron, so when outrage broke out, I took that book as morons' property, demanded a return instant or I'll declare war on sport, we'll all put a sock on it, raider, Don said stoically with the repentant librarians, what does it produce, what can be expected, Healy's scaly librarian blushed a delicate pink and shook in his sizeeating shoes, buggy, pass me the fireplace book. shouted the stoic baggy tramp stretched out one of his big octopus arms and grabbed the book from the shelf, threw it over the heads of the crowd and the excessive morale of the Stewart quartet was a high stoic omen to the hordes and handed the book to gaba gaga gaba. gaba shouted to the crowd that it was Gorbur's moment of triumph a crisis demands a hero and he knew he was the man for the job his chest swelled with self-importance okay there was nothing in Los Angeles he shouted modestly I bet on robbery basic and everything keeps the men practicing Shh Shh yes, the crowd like sea serpents as Gober cleared his throat hurt a train, your dragon announced Koba solemnly, he paused, yelled at him, there was another pause and he sat stoic, our third and that was it, gobo said, he yelled at him, but nothing. there about the sea dragons giganticus maximus in particular asked stoick gobar looked at the book again not as such said gobo just the bet for shouting this really hmm stoick said but the summary wasn't like that i had never noticed it before but it's short, short but to the point to the point, he hastily added as God's work, thank Thor for our experts, did not say Stoic in his most principal form, since he was such a dragon, vast, interrupted, all wrinkled, happily gigantic, stupendously enormous, five times as big bigger than the big blue wheel. yes, thank you wrinkled old man said stoic sunset since in fact on the pretty big side we were going to need a pretty big shout I want everyone on the cliff tops to shout at the same time what should we shout?

He asked the baggy bum something short and direct, go away. Stoick said, the airhead and hooligan tribes gathered at the top of the Long Beach cliffs and looked down at the incredibly vast snake spread out on the sand smacking its lips as it devoured the last few bites of its late unfortunate companion, it was so big. It seemed unlikely that he could be alive until you saw him move like an earthquake or a trick of the eye. There are times when size really matters. Hiccup thought to himself, and this is one of them. Dragons are vain, cruel, and cruel creatures.

Immorals Like Me I've said this is all very well when there are many smaller ones than you, but when the evil nature of a dragon is multiplied into something the size of a hillside, how do you handle it? Gobber, the belch, stepped forward to provoke the shouts while the Yeller, the most respected among them, all his chest swelled with pride one one two three four hundred Viking voices shouted as one left and added for good measure the cry of viking war the viking war cry was designed to cool the blood of viking enemies at the beginning of battle it is a horrible electrifying scream that begins imitating the furious scream of a predator which then turns into the scream of pure terror of the victim and ends with a horribly realistic imitation of death gurgling as he chokes on his own blood. noise at best, but shouted in total by 400 barbarians at eight in the morning, it was enough for the Mighty Thor to drop his hammer and walk out like a baby, there was a stunning silence, the mighty dragon then turned his Heading in their direction were four hundred gasps as a pair of evil yellow eyes the size of six tall men narrowed to slits.

The dragon opened its mouth and let out a sound so loud and so terrifying that four or five passing seagulls fell dead. with fear on the spot it was a noise that made the Viking war cry seem like the weak cry of a newborn baby in comparison it was a terrible alien noise from another world that promised death and no mercy and all horrible there was another impressive silence with a delicate With the movement of its talent, the dragon tore Gobber's tunic and pants from head to toe as if he were appealing to a fruit. Gober gave an unheroic cry of indignant modesty.

The dragon placed the same slab upright in front of the burping Gobber and threw it like a ball of spit which sent us flying over the heads of the Vikings and over the walled fortifications of the village, the dragon put its huge, cracked paw on his reptilian lips and blew a kiss to the Vikings, the kiss pierced the sky and scored a direct hit on both Stoics. and more garden ships that had survived the storm and were bobbing in the safety of hooligan harbor, all 50 simultaneously bursting into flames the Vikings fled that cliff as fast as their 800 legs could carry them Gobber the Belch was lucky enough to land on the roof of his own house, the deep layers of soggy grass cushioned his fall as he traversed them and he ended up sitting completely naked in his own chair in front of the DS fire, but unharmed, so he said stoically to 400 Vikings, suddenly looking scared. but tremendously overexcited so shouting doesn't work, he had gathered again in the center of the village and since our fleet is out of action we have no way of escaping the island.

Stuart continued what we did, no, he said trying to sound like he was aware of the situation enough that someone would go and ask the monster if he comes in peace or war. I will volunteer Gobber who met them at that time still determined to be the hero of the moment, he was trying to sound Noble and worthy but it is very difficult to be truly worthy with grass in your hair and wearing your cousin Agatha's dress, which It was the only thing Gobber could find to use in the house, you speak dragon, it's goba, he asked stoic and surprised, well no Gobber admitted that no one spits here. dragon 'yes it is forbidden by order of stoic the vast ones who hear his name and tremble urgh urgh dragons are inferior creatures we yell at dragons could outdo themselves if we talk to them dragons are Trixie and must stay in their place hiccup can speak To the dragons, Fishlegs said very quietly from the middle of the crowd.

Fishlegs whispered, Hiccup desperately digging his friend in the ribs. Will you have time? Fishlegs said totally, don't you see that this is your chance to be a hero and we're all going to die anyway? you might as well take it hiccup can talk to dragons shouted Fishlegs very loud indeed police chief said Gobber the burp his policeman said stoic the vast yes hiccup said wrinkled old man little boy red hair freckles you're going to exile him this morning wrinkled old man he looks tan so the blood of the tribes do not weaken remember your son hiccup a new hiccup blue heads thank you all Brinkley said stoic the vast and comfortable does anyone know where he is going to pick him up, go ahead, looks like you could come in?

Useful after all or old man muttered wrinkled to himself who Diaz shouted Fishlegs patting Hiccup on the back Hiccup began to squirm in the crowd until someone noticed him and dragged him up and they passed him over everyone's heads and carried him. They left Stoick in front of him, said his cub. Stoick while it was ringing but you can talk to dragons. Hiccup nodded and still coughed uncomfortably like an embarrassing situation. I know we were about to banish you from the tribe. However, if you do as I ask, I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say. that you can consider yourself impartial resists terrible danger and no one else in this room can easily speak dragon.

Will you go to this monster and ask him if he comes in peace or war? Hiccup didn't say anything Stoic coughed again could you talk to me sit down Stoic I've been impartial to you so the exile is cancelled, so should dad take it on? If I go and kill myself talking to this beast from hell, I will be considered heroic enough to join the hooligan tribe. Stewart seemed more embarrassed than he ever was, absolutely, he said. ok then said hiccup i will do it 12 the green death it is one thing to approach a primitive nightmare when you are part of a crowd of 400 people and quite another to do it on your own hiccup had to force himself to put one foot in front of the other stoic offered. to send a guard of his best soldiers, but Hiccup preferred to go alone, less chance of someone doing something heroic and stupid, he said, although this is the part of the story that bards tend to focus on.

In the part where Hiccup was particularly heroic, he disagreed, it's much easier to be brave when you know you have no choice. Hiccup knew deep in his heart that the monster intended to kill them all anyway, so he didn't have much. to lose, anyway, he was sweating as he looked over the edge of the cliff, they were below him, there was the incredibly large dragon that filled the beach, it seemed to be asleep, but an eerie singing came from the direction where the song was barely something like that. this look at me Great Destroyer while I sit down to lunch Keller wills are tasty because they have a lot of crunch great white sharks are delicious but here's a little tip those tiny pointy teeth can give a nasty bite oh I thought hiccup he can sing with his mouth closed, hiccup almost jumped out of his leggings when the dragon opened his crocodile eyes and spoke directly to him why is it so strange, said the dragon who seemed to be amused, a dragon with its eyes closed is not necessarily asleep, so it is deduces that a dragon with its mouth closed is not necessarily singing not everything is what it seems the noise you hear is not me at all that my hero is the sound of a sung dinner a sung dinner hiccuped echoed quickly remembering that you should look for Always With the eyes of a great malevolent dragon like this, he fixed his gaze firmly on one of the dragon's claws.

Instead, this was a mistake when Hiccup suddenly realized that the dragon was holding a hare pigeon that was pathetically beating the captive sheep under a huge claw that he intended to assign. One of them, in order to escape, let the pure animal practically reach the safety of the rocks and grabbed it by the wool with a delicate pincer movement and threw it very high in the air. This was a trick that Hiccup himself had done many times but with blackberries not the dragon threw back its great head and the woolly mote fell into the terrible jaws that closed behind it with a loud crash a horrible crunching sound was heard as it chewed and swallowed the unfortunate sheep the dragon saw hiccup looking at it and fascinated horror and brought his ridiculously huge hair closer to the child.

Hiccup nearly fainted as his offensive dragon breath spilled out in a sickening yellow-green vapor. It was the stench of death itself, a deep, head-turning stench of decaying matter from rotting haddock heads and the sweaty wail of a long-dead shark and desperate souls, the sickening curl of steam surrounding the child. "Some people say you have to debone a sheep before eating it," the dragon scoffed confidentially, "but I think it adds a nice crunch to what would otherwise be a bit of a meal." soaked The dragon belched. The burp came out as a perfect loop of fire that rose through the air like a ring of smoke and landed on the head surrounding the hiccup. lighting it so that for a moment he was standing right in the middle of a pile of bright green flames, however the heather was wet and the fire burned only for a few moments and then died out.

Oops, the dragon laughed evilly, forgive me, a little party trick. He then placed a gigantic claw against the edge of the cliff where Hiccup was standing above the humans. The dragon thoughtfully, humans really should be filleted. The spine in particular can be very ticklish as it runs down the throat as the dragon spoke. He extended his claws. the claws slowly emerge from the thick stumps of his fingers and rise until they look like nothing more than giant razors six feet wide and 20 feet long with points on the end like a surgeon's scalpel. Removing the human spine is delicate work, mr. nasty dragon but I'm particularly good at a small incision on the back of the neck he gestured towards hiccup's neck a quick downward movement and then pulled it out it's practically painless to me the dragon's eyes lit up with the purest pleasure hiccup I was thinking very fast, in fact, there is nothing like looking death in the face to speed up your thoughts.

What did he know about dragons that could work against an invincible monster like this? She could see the dragon motivation page that he had written in his mind. Thank you. Dragons never are. grateful fear clearly desperate greed not a good idea to appeal to at this particular time vanity and revenge could be useful but I couldn't understand how that left jokes and riddles this dragon seemed a little hotheaded for jokes but Due to his clearly speaking manner, he considered himself a bit of a philosopher. Perhaps Hiccup could buy some time if he involved him in an enigmatic conversation. "I've heard of singing for your dinner," said Hiccup, "but what is a singing dinner?" A good question said the dragon and surprised, an excellent question, in fact, he withdrew his claws from him and hiccupped, he sighed in relief.

It's been a long time since dinner has shown such intelligence that they are usually too attached to theirsmall lives to bother with the really important questions. Now let me think. the dragon said as he thought he had forked a protesting sheep on the end of a claw and then bit it reflexively with hiccups, he felt sorry for the sheep but was deeply grateful that he wasn't the one who disappeared during the reptile's voracious throat. How should I say it? brain much smaller and less intelligent than mine the thing is that in a sense we are all having dinner walking talking breathing dinners that is what we are, tomato for example, you are about to be eaten by me, so that makes you dinner, That's obvious, but even if I kill a carnivore like me, I'll be dinner for worms someday.

We're all snatching precious moments from the peaceful jaws of time, said the dragon. Cheer up, that's why it's so important. He continued during dinner, singing as beautifully as possible. He made a gesture. for his stomach from where the voice could still be heard singing, although more and more faintly humans can be bland, but if you have a little salt on hand, a little brine will make them taste divine. That particular dinner said that the dragon you hear singing now was a dragon much smaller than me but very cocky I ate it about half an hour ago isn't it cannibalism asked hiccup is it delicious said the dragon besides you can't call an artist a cannibal As I sent it a little exasperated, you're not very rude for such a small person.

You want a little dinner, I've come, said Hiccup to find out if you're coming in peace or in war. Oh, peace, I think, the dragon said, I'm going to kill you, although he added to everyone. You asked, Hiccup, first. You said the dragon kindly and then everyone else, when I took a little nap and regained my appetite, it takes me a little while to fully wake up from the sleep coma, but it's also unfair, I said hiccup, why do you come to everyone? Just because you're bigger than the rest, that's the way the world is, said the dragon.

Besides, you'll discover that you come to my point of view once you're inside me. That's the wonderful thing about digestion, but where are my manners? I introduce myself, I am the green death, what is your name, cenacita, hiccup, horrible haddock, the third said hiccup and the most extraordinary thing happened while hiccup was saying his name, the green death trembled as if a sudden wind made him tremble, neither the green death nor the hiccup. I realized, mmm. said the green death I'm sure I've heard that name somewhere before, but it's quite complicated so I'll call you little dinner now little dinner before we eat tell me your problem my problem lasts a cup that's right said the dragon are you why can't I be more like my father problem you are it's hard to be a hero problem your jerk would be a better boss than me problem I've helped many dinner problems somehow knowing a big problem like me seems to put everything else in proportion let me get this straight Hiccup said you knew everything about me and my father we are not a hero and all I can see things like that said Greendeath modestly and you want me to tell you my problems and then you are going to eat me we are back to the beginning again on the side of green death we will all be eaten at some point you can buy some extra time although if you are a smart crab stick a few leftovers of the load the green death yawned Oh spare me, quite tired, said you are a smart crab stick, you left me talking for years and the dragon yawned again.

I'm too tired to eat you right now, who loves to come back in a In a couple of hours I'll tell you how to deal with you and then I have the feeling that I can help you and the terrible monster actually fell asleep this time and snored loudly, his large claws relaxed and fell open and the remaining sheep stood at will. Sides trembling with terror they climbed over the top of the terrible claws and rushed towards the cliff path. Hiccup stared thoughtfully at the dragon for a second and then slowly walked back through Heather towards the village.

Everyone cheered when he walked through the doors. They carried him on their shoulders. high and sat in front of his father, well, son, said Stoick, does the priest come to peace or to war? He says he comes in peace, said Hiccup, there were great cheers and loud stamping of feet, Hiccup raised his head. hand asking for silence, he's still going to kill us though 13 when screaming doesn't work the dragon continued sleeping while the war council argued over what to do next. I am going to write a strongly worded letter to Professor Yogesh said Stoick, the vast this book needs many more words to tell you what to do if shouting doesn't work what she also was his anger was he never wrote a letter if he could help it Stoick in fact he was really nervous For the first time in his life this is what happens for not following instructions law, he thought to himself, if I had banished the boys last night like I should have, they wouldn't be here to die with the rest of us.

I should have put my trust in Thor. More like an idiot, I hadn't realized the seriousness yet. of the situation he thought it was a matter of building some kind of megaphone machine to make Yale sound bigger a gigantic dragon just needs a gigantic scream he said we already tried Oh plankton brain said stoick who are you calling plankton brain demanded more get Hiccup went sideways and left the town. He had a feeling that adults wouldn't come up with anything devilishly clever. Hiccup was surprised that it wasn't just Fishlegs following him. but all the rookies from both the hooligan and airhead tribes stood around Hiccup in a semicircle, so damn, said bully, the airhead, what are we going to do now? "So what do you mean by asking Hiccup," Snotlout demanded angrily?

I'll ask the useless people to get us out of this mess, right? He alone made us all feel the final initiation test. We were about to be banished and hidden by cannibals, all because, ahem, he can't even control a dragon. the size of an earwig can you talk to dragons? Then Fishleg asked Fishleg, I'm glad to see that I can't say Fishleg with dignity, we'll keep quiet and then he said Fishleg, Fishleg grabbed Fishleg by the arm and started twisting it. No one, but no one tells Fishleg to shut up about the evidence, don't be late, I said bully, the idiot doesn't grab him by the shirt and lift him off the ground.

Your dragon made us fail as much as his. I didn't notice anyone's dragon preparing and pleading like a good boy. in the middle of that dragon fight you shut up or I'll tear you limb from limb and feed you to the boring juh Winkle heart seaweed brain limpet eating pig snort load I looked at the bully staring little eyes snot load shut up bully dropped it and wiped his hands disdainfully on his robe anyway said bully my father was on that stupid Council of Elders - I'm with his Cup what can a father put his stupid laws before the life of his son and what can a stupid test was that anyway if we save? all those stupid people from a real dragon like this, maybe they are letters and make their stupid tribe after all, well, well thought out, hiccup, this is what appears for the books, maybe the dragon was right and he will help me with my is It's hard to be a hero, trouble before I eat it, of course, a solo meeting with Greendeath and here were 19 young barbarians, most of them much bigger, tougher and tougher than Hiccup, looking at Hiccup expectantly to tell them what to do.

Hiccup stood on his tiptoes and I tried to look like a hero, okay, said Hiccup, I need some time to think, give the boy some space here, he shouted bully, he pushed everyone else back, he removed a rock for Hiccup to sit on. On top of that, you just think about everything you need, Boyle said bully, this. It's a situation that requires a lot of thought and I have the feeling that you are the only one here who can do it. Anyone who can have a 20-minute conversation with our planet-sized shark wings and get out of a place alive. a better thinker than me hiccup found himself warming up to the bully the moron silently screamed bully hell it's a banking hiccup thought and thought after about half an hour the bully said whatever you're thinking to get rid of that monster better job for both of us them, there is another dragon, a cocky one, he nodded his head, I went up to the highest point and saw him, and while you were chatting with the big green one, okay, said hiccup, that's good news, actually, let's see the new horror , the path to the top.

The point was littered with scallop shells and dolphin bones thrown up by the gigantic storm along the way, they even passed the wreck of one of the Stoics' favorite ships, the pure adventure lost at sea seven years before and now madly perched on a rock three-quarters of the way from the sea. On the way up the largest hill in Berk, when you were right at the top, it was possible to see most of the Barracks coastline and the sea that surrounded you on all sides, just at the other end of the island, a dragon It completely filled a double unmanned cove and overflowed.

To the sides he was resting his huge wicked chin on the cliff like a pillow, Grecian plumes of violet smoke belching from his snoring nostrils. It was another sea dragon like giganticus maximus, this time a glorious deep purple and if anything a little bigger than the one in Long Beach the purple death I guess whispered hiccup shakily this is just what we need are you sure Are there no more bullies? he laughed slightly hysterically I think it's just the two nightmare killing machines - not enough for you at the highest point hiccup described his plan of action it was devilishly clever if we're a little desperate we're not big enough to fight these dragons he said hiccup but they can fight each other we have to make them really angry at each other we hooligans will focus on the green death and you idiots will deal with the purple death the only thing we will need is our own dragon suit seemed to have disappeared said Hiccup, so we better start calling them, they started calling their dragons as loud as they dared and then charged in.

Even so, since there was no response, the 20 dragons that belonged to the novices were, in fact, missing. far away, they had recovered after the fight with the dragons and were now hiding in a patch of swamp fern about a hundred meters from where they were. the children were standing at the highest point they were crouching like giant cats before Farren's evil eyes shining now they were so exactly the shade of a clump of ferns that they seemed to have completely melted into the swamp there she had been a rabbit or a deer you wouldn't have noticed them until you felt the claws on your back and the hot fire on your neck they had been following the boys for a while so they whispered fire 1 our tongue flickering menacingly what do we do now so the power is changing on this island the Masters They won't be masters for long, but they're trapped like lobsters in a pot.

We can't fly whenever we want. We obey or defect. Dragons aren't the kind of creatures to back up a loser. Whatever we do, Bright Claw growled. Let's do it quickly. My wings are failing. They're freezing, we could kill the children now and take them as an offering to the new master, suggested sea slug with a grunt of greedy delight, well, the green devil on the beach said hooray kai placidly. I don't like the way he looks, he has too much appetite, we could meet the next offer, we fly, then he said bright claw and the others murmur in agreement, silence, they hiss, fireworm, these islands are. dangerous she scoffed we can fly from a danger directly into another's mouth I say we obey until we are sure they have lost when that moment comes I will give the signal for us to desert and just like out of nowhere fireworm and sea slug The cow of horror and the murderous shining claw and the alligator and all the other dragons flew out of their hiding place and came nursing slowly to the highest point landing on the outstretched arm of each child.

The last one came to us complaining horribly. The dragons said hiccup and explained to us how diabolically. clever plan 14 the fiendishly clever plan the dragons protested a little but the boys yelled at them to line up, all except toothless who flatly refused to join in you must be kidding me making fun of the little dragon i refuse to go near a sea dragon like giganticus maximus those things are dangerous I will stay here and see you all hiccup persuaded, brave and threatened in vain, see, said oaf, the useless one, can't even get his own dragon to carry out his pathetic plan and this is the person with the that count to achieve. you get out of this mess mm-hmm he said dogs breathe brains derp oh shut up jerk chorus the rest of the guys responded sighed and gave up okay then toothless you just stay here and miss all the fun now i want everyone Go down to the nesting site targets and collect as many bird feathers as you can for the feather bombs the bird feathers mock don't charge the WIMP believe you can fight an animal like that with bird feathers cold steel is the only one language that a creature like that would understanddragons have a tendency to asthma explained not just feed him fried herring and see if he drops dead of a heart attack in 20 years or so jeers, snorts galore, no, said hiccups, patiently, the feather bombs are just to confuse him a lot so he doesn't kill anyone On the way, you oaf bullies I'm going to need to train fireworm and kill her and what they have to say continued hiccup I'm not going to put my dragon to reskin that's a crazy plan said load of snot or yes, you're a bully with the clenched teeth brandishing a huge fist at the load of snot this guy is such a pain hiccups that you don't I don't know how you endure it, it diminishes the features of snot by some miracle.

You have a reasonable dragon. Make that dragon do what Hiccup wants or it will give me great pleasure to personally kick you to the porpoise point and back. Again, he's fine, so he's not angry, but don't blame me when they roast us all for the useless idea, it's crazy. Hiccup, supervises the manufacturing of the feather bombs. The boys collected large armfuls of feathers from the seagulls' nesting site. They then stole all the items. of material they could find Gogol towards the diapers gobos pajamas Moga Don the idiots' shop Valhalla Rama's bra anything he could get the adults were too busy consulting themselves to notice Snotty Snotlout perked up a little because he could show his superior skill in theft, he managed to steal her baggy panties while he was standing in a group discussing a plan of action, the baggy bombshell not noticing even when he reached out a furry hand to absentmindedly scratch her big butt.

He was too busy talking about bigger and better methods of screaming, the children then wrapped the feathers in the material so that they would fly away when the bomb was dropped. Each team of 10 children was armed with about a hundred of these Fanta bombs wrapped in a large package made from an old seal. Hiccup led the hooligans onto the long beach while the bullies took the airheads to an unlined double cove the thin column of boys chatted excitedly as they set off after wild boar hiccups and clueless dragging the seal on the back the dragon suckling and diving a couple of feet above their heads, the Vikings are practically fearless, since they were bred to be soldiers , so even Hiccup and Fishlegs had a surge of excitement at the thought of the upcoming battle, but as soon as the monster appeared again, the children and the Dragons instantly fell face down and writhed forward with their hearts pounding. strength, it was impossible that anything could be, that great hiccup brought them as close as they dared to the edge of the cliffs that surrounded the long beach, they looked down at the terrible creature snoring in front of them, only its nostrils were so as big as six entrance doors and the stench it gave off made it difficult for the children to breathe.

Warty pig who had always had a delicate stomach vomited disgustingly with Heather's hiccups. Fishlegs and without a clue unwrapped the pen. bombs and gave one to each child, the children called the Dragons as softly as they could and each put a feather bomb in their dragon's mouth, then they stood on the edge of the cliff with their dragons in their outstretched arms. , this took about the same amount. It takes bravery at night to jump from a mountain at a thousand feet even with the monster fast asleep the natural reaction was to stay hidden among the ferns Hiccup tried not to breathe and raised his arm to give the order to start going whispered Hiccup, go, the children shouted and the tamed dragons flew and circled around the great sleeping head just as the Green Death inhaled.

Hiccup shouted no and the dragons released the feather bombs, the Green Death took a deep breath that was half here and half feathers, he walked. with a gigantic sneeze and while he shuddered and coughed fireworm that exchanged air near his right ear he gave a speech that went more or less like this but much more irritating greetings OC dragon as minimus faint-hearted from my father the terror of the seas It feels like feasting with barbarians and if you get in his way he will delight in you swimming, little sea slug, and you will be safe, but stay on this island and you will feel the sharpness of his claws and the fierceness of his fire, the giant monster tried. laugh sarcastically and cough at the same time but this is virtually impossible and a feather fell in the wrong direction making him cough even more then the fire worm bit him on the news he must have felt a flea bite but the monster was outraged through his eyes tears of green.

Death dealt a blow to this irritating dragon, it ran away and missed a giant claw, knocking down part of the cliff wall, instead the other nine dragons had already returned to collect more feather bombs from the children on the cliffs. , without screaming with hiccups and with a fraction of a second. The moment they let their bombs fly, they hit their target of the green deaths' nostrils and he collapsed coughing again. You cannot win, you insignificant worm, raw fire, one returns to the sea where you belong and let my master dine. No, the green death was really. cross, jumped crooked Lee after the fire, one tried to push away this irritating little dragon speck with his claws, but the green death had the same kind of difficulty catching the fire worm as you would have if you tried to catch a blue bottle with your hands.

Barehanded dragons are better than humans at that type of game, but the green death kept failing because its eyes were watering so much. He missed the spotted firearm again with great enjoyment and fluttered just out of reach of the clutches of green death. The green death did another. He leaped wildly towards her as fire flew around the corner of the cliffs directing the monster in the direction of the unlined double cove. Hiccup and the boys ran after them as fast as they could, but they had no hope of continuing to run through Heather. It's no different than running through knee-deep molasses and continuing to disappear knee-deep into the swamp as the fire woman monster moved further and further along the coast to the other dragons.

It took longer and longer to fly back to the boys and they returned with more feather bombs, the military commanders among you will recognize the kind of problems that arise when the supply line can no longer reach the forces on the front, eventually it took so long time to recharge that there came a time when there was no more The feathers tickled the nostrils of the green death and his eyes stopped crying and suddenly he could see the maddening fire worm point clearly at the green death he made a reflection lightning against the red dragon and caught it with a gigantic claw.

It was lucky for the fire that at that very moment. The moment the purple death crashed around the corner and hit the green death hard in the stomach, her grip loosened in the fire, he ran for a second and she flew away gasping in relief, the green death sat up. heavily into the sea and struggled to breathe, the purple death did much. the same fifteen the battle a skull Hedlund well hiccupped and his team had been angering the thugs of the green death and his team had been angering the purple death the two monsters collided with each other when they met at the corner of the promontory one of the fire skull, one's wings were broken in two places due to her experience in the clutches of green death, but she bravely flew back and delivered her last speech in his ear as he sat gasping for air in his shallow waters.

Hughes shouted fire, my master, the purple horror that will. rip you off limb by limb and spit on your toenails and shoot one flew away crooked Lee as fast as she could with one wing trailing behind her the green death was having a bad day normally a sea dragon asst giganticus maximus wouldn't dream of attacking to another animal of the same race they avoid fighting each other because they know that they are so heavily armed that the battle risks ending in the death of both, however the green death had been attacked and jeered by tiny creatures that had inflamed and outraged as vanity to this creature. who seemed to think he was tougher than the green Death, Death himself had hit him hard in the chest, the green Death was not thinking too much, he went next to the purple Death with his claws extended, breathing great bursts of fire that illuminated the landscape around him.

Around like lightning the land and the sea trembled in great earthquakes while the two gigantic monsters rushed like mad at each other swearing the most unrepeatable oaths in dragon ease the green suit of death completely destroyed the Wreckers reef in one fell swoop. The purple wings of death caused great landslides to come falling from the cliffs of the headlands, no, their job was done, the Viking boys were fleeing as fast as they could, their eyes bulging with terror in case one Of the dragons survived the fight, they would occasionally look back to see how the battle was going. frightening and bloodcurdling screams the dragons cut, bit and tore each other the sea dragon is the best defended creature that has ever lived on this planet its skin is over a meter thick in some places and is so encrusted with shells and barnacles that almost have Due to the effect of the armor, it is also the best armored creature that has ever lived on this planet and its sharp claws and teeth can tear its own iron crust as if it were made of paper.

Now both dragons had terrible wounds and their blood of green life was pouring from them Green Death grabbed Purple Death around the neck with a deadly throat He choked his grip Purple Death hugged Green Death around the chest with a deadly breath He extinguished a hug that neither let go and the grip of a dragon is a terrible thing, the remains of an image on one of his father's shields of two dragons forming a perfect circle while they eat each other, each with a tail in its mouth, the dragons thrashed wildly in the waves, gagging and suffocating with their eyes bursting their tails causing such a tidal wave that the children were soaked even though they moved away from the headland as fast as they could finally with some last shuddering and gloomy gurgling both powerful beasts They lay still in the water, there was silence, the children stopped running, they gasped, looking with fear at the motionless beasts, the children's dragons that flew a little ahead of the children also turned and remained still in the air, the terrible creatures.

They did not move the children waited too many minutes while the waves gently lapped over the large motionless bodies their dead said thuggery and finally the boys began to laugh hysterically they know that the terror was over well done hiccup thuggery slapped Hiccup on the back but Hiccup looked worried he was squinting and straining to hear anything he could. "You can't hear anything," said hiccup anxiously, "you can't hear anything because they're dead," said bully cheerfully, "three cheers for a hiccup halfway down the road," the boys cheering, "fireworm," she made a terrible noise, "dessert," she screamed, desert desert desert desert the head of the green death's corpse.

He was slowly getting up and turning in his direction uh-oh said Hiccup 16 the devilishly clever plan goes wrong Hiccup had been listening to the green death song to death but he hadn't sung it yet the green death was dying but he's not dead yet what he was he was very, very angry in fact, from his bleeding mouth he hissed weakly where is he and then he stood up and hissed a little louder where is where is the little toad I knew I recognized him he was my downfall, it's not from wonder that the little dinner had turned me into a dinner, green death itself as the dragon spoke, he moved forward slowly and painfully, his eyes fixed on the top of the cliff where he could see small human beings beginning to run inland again.

The dragon threw back its head and let out a bloodcurdling scream of pure, horrible, dark, torturous vengeance, I will suffer it before I go, oh well, the dragon said and ran away, it screamed hiccup, but everyone was already running as fast as they could. . In the distance, Hiccup could see four hundred warriors from the hooligan and airhead tribes coming towards them from the highest point. They must have been surprised by the boy's absence and went out to look for them, but they won't arrive in time, Hiccup thought and Even if he does, what can they do at that time?

The dragon landed with a crash on the top of the cliff and suddenly the sun disappeared. Twenty children ran towards the Farren shelter. The dragon grabbed the nearest one with one claw and spun it around. dog breath for the time the dragon threw him aside muttering no GU the other boys hadmissing among the ferns the dragon was sick but he laughed weakly you are not safe there oh no because although I can't see you to kill you I can use my fire The fern caught fire with the Dragon's first breath and the children ran away as fast as they could.

Hiccup stayed a little longer because he knew the dragon was waiting for him. Finally the heat became unbearable and he took a deep breath and closed his eyes. and he ran out into the open air, he had run barely a hundred meters when two of the dragon's claws closed around his waist and lifted him so high that the other children looked like little specks beneath him, the dragon lifted Hiccup in front of him. We're both dinner now little dinner, he said and threw Hiccup high in the air as Hiccup did a somersault for the second time, he thought to himself, no, this is really the worst moment of my life, then he was falling, he looked over. below, there was the dragon's mouth why it had opened like a great black cavernous tunnel into which he was going to fall 17 into the dragon's mouth hiccup fell into the dragon's mouth and its teeth closed behind him like prison doors through which he was falling into complete darkness surrounded by a smell so horrible it was suffocating, he stopped abruptly when the back of his shirt caught on something, he inhaled hiccup hanging there in the darkness gently swaying for a one in a thousand chance. that his shirt had caught on a spear still stuck in the Dragons. throat from his room and banquet, Hiccup brushed his foot against the wall of what he assumed was the Dragon's throat, the Dragon's digestive juices stung like acid and he moved his foot above him, Hiccup could hear the Dragon's large tongue.

Dragon splashing and lunging at his mouth trying to find Hiccup so he could crush him to death. He intended to swallow it whole. A disgusting river of green goo dripped down the swollen red inside of the Dragon's throat, right in front of where Hiccup was hanging. Yellow-green steam came out of two small holes in the slimy wall every now and then a small explosion sent small flashes of flame coming out of the holes what an interesting thought I hiccupped I was strangely calm because I couldn't believe this was actually happening hence it must be where fire comes from viking biologists For years I wondered where the fire that dragons breathe came from.

Some said the lungs. Others. Stomach. Hiccup was the first to discover the fire holes, which are too small to see with the naked eye on a normal-sized Dragon. Far below him. The hiccup could hear the distant rumbling of the Dragon's previous meal song. A sea dragon like Giganticus obviously takes a long time to digest. I thought I hiccupped, in fact I was still going strong. Humans can be dull, but if you have some salt on hand, a little brine will help. They are tasty, yes, the spear was gradually tilting with hiccups, wait, it was only a matter of time before it broke and could not join the optimistic wind in the stomach below, what was worse, the fumes, the heat and the smell began to confuse.

Hell, he no longer cared about the terrible noise of the Dragon's heartbeat that had entered Hiccup's chest and forced his own heart to follow the same rhythm that the dragon has to live after all, he found himself thinking and then He remembered the dragon's words. For him while I was on top of the cliff, you will find that you return to my point of view once you are inside me, oh, don't think about it, hiccup, the Dragon's digestion is already working. I need to live, I need to live, he repeated to himself. again and again desperately trying to block out the dragon's thoughts a horrible crack was heard as the sturdy Roman spear began to split in two cd4 18 the extraordinary bravery of Toothless and that would have been the end of hekkub if it had not been for the extraordinary bravery Of a certain Toothless, dear dream, Toothless, if you remember, had refused to join the battle on the promontory of Death's Headland, he intended to fly somewhere on the coast and lie low until all was safe again, but he stayed at the highest point for a while terrorizing birds and rabbits, he must have been having a good time doing this because he didn't hear the approach of the Stoics and the entire tribes of hooligans and airheads until the Stoic grabbed him by the neck as my son asked, the toothless stoic shrugged.

She shoulders him rudely. Where is my son? Bald stoic with an impressive Yale soul charge that toothless ears trembled toothless pointed to the skull promontory show me stoic said grimly under the fierce gaze of the toothless stoic reluctantly fluttered towards the skull promontory followed by the two tribes They arrived right at time to see the terrible monster high in the air and catch it in his mouth as if he were the Hulk. a safe place when something stopped him no one knows what that something was it was a moment that changed the entire world view of the hooligan tribe for centuries we had believed it was impossible for dragons to consider a selfless thought or a generous action but how toothless What What he did next is impossible to explain as the best for him at that moment, all his fellow house dragons were now flying somewhere over the inland ocean as soon as they heard the fireworms crying from the desert, those who were hiding in caves. or between crevices or crouched in The Farren rose in a great swarm and abandoned their former masters as fast as their wings could carry them.

The wild dragons from Wild Dragon Cliff had left hours before, but something stopped Toothless from flying after them, maybe it was the stoic, heartbreaking, helpless ones. cry of pain that made him stop or maybe somewhere in that egocentric Green Dragon heart of his he really liked the hiccups and was grateful for the hours he had spent taking care of him, without yelling at him, telling him jokes and giving him the biggest and most terrible lobsters. juicy dragons are selfish theists argued toothless to themselves dragons have no heart and no mercy mirror that's what the murmur does to us, its hair survivors, yet something made him turn around and something found him bend his wings back and fly like a blurry dragon towards the big monster on the tops of the cliffs, which really wasn't the best thing for Toothless, as I said before, Toothless flew towards the monster's left nostril and started flying up and down.

On the inside of his nose, tickling it with its wings, the sea dragon swooped up and down. down wrinkling his nose like crazy and bellowing the creature he stuck his great talent up his nose in a disgusting way and tried to get Winkle out of the tickling flea that was irritating him. Toothless didn't quite get out of the way of the town in time and scratched him in the chest, he barely felt it, although he was very excited and continued to tickle him despite avoiding the dragon's probing claw, the sea dragon bellowed as Hiccup was being thrown like this into the Dragon's throat while shaking his head from side to side. was desperately trying to hold on to the spear that was in danger of being dislodged at any moment Shu the dragon finally sneezed and hiccupped the toothless spear and a large number of perfectly disgusting snorts or scattered across the surrounding field toothless recalled as he shot the air. that children cannot fly he folded his wings and launched himself after hiccup who was heading quickly towards the ground toothless he grabbed hiccup by the arm and tried to take his weight the dragon's claws are extraordinarily strong and he was able to break cups of hair he did not fall from the everything, but enough that when Hiccup crashed into the Heather, he was traveling reasonably slowly.

Stoick frantically dashed across the grass, picking up his son and facing the monster holding his shield over Hiccup, body unconscious, toothless head behind, Stoick, the green death had recovered. due to his sneezing fit, he shuffled forward bleeding horribly from the fatal wounds in his chest and throat, he lowered his terrible head until he was level with the top of a cliff and his evil yellow eyes looked straight at the stoic moment of die for all of us we heard the green death you can't save his life now you know you're pretty helpless my fire will melt that shield like butter the green death opened his mouth slowly he took a deep breath stoic tried to grab pieces of heather to hold them tight but stoic hiccupped and Toothless were being slowly but surely dragged towards the gigantic black tunnel that was the monsters with their jaws open the green death paused for a moment before bursting again enjoying its terror this is what happens if you don't listen to the dragon He shouted loudly Toothless lowers himself in horror as he looked down the side of Stoick's cloak, the monster puffed out his cheeks and Stoick and Toothless waited for the flames to consume them, but no fire came out, the green death looked very surprised, he puffed out his cheeks. and he blew a little harder and again without fire, he tried once more and now his head seemed to turn a strange purplish color with the effort of blowing and it seemed to spin more and more as if it were being pumped with air from the inside of the monster.

He had no idea what was happening, he writhed wildly and his eyes grew larger and larger until with a bang that could be here hundreds of miles in every direction, Greendeath exploded right in front of his eyes. . This may seem like some kind of miracle or an intervention on the part of the gods but there was actually a logical explanation when Hiccup was hanging from the sea dragon's throat desperately repeating I need to live I need to live to himself he had taken off his helmet and covered his eyes. horns As hard as he could into the fire holes, it fit perfectly, so when the dragon tried to use his fire, the blockage caused a buildup of pressure that eventually grew so much that the green death simply exploded.

No, there were dragon pieces flying in all of them. Stoic and Toothless were incredibly lucky not to be hit by anything as close to the explosion as they were, but a single fiery dragon tooth ate a foot long, one of the smaller monstrosities exploding straight towards Hiccup, the boy. had been dragged out from under the shelter. of the Stoic's shield from inhaling the monster's breath and now lying on the ground a couple of feet in front of the Stoic and toothless, the completely exposed Stoic caught the movement of the tooth out of the corner of his eye and threw himself and his shield forward. only a Viking could have gotten there in time by shooting Woodcock with a bow and arrow, he develops very fast reflexes so the stoic shield saved Hiccup's life after all if it hadn't been there the tooth would have been knocked out. peeled like a shrimp on a stick.

He buried himself deep in the bronze center of the shield and quivered there burning with green-edged dragon flames? Stoick raised his shield terrified that the tooth might have impaled his son, but Hiccup was unharmed, his eyes were open and he was listening. For some reason I was listening for a strange sound that seemed to come from the same burning tooth. It was the sound of a dizzy song that echoed like the wind blowing through the coral caves and it was something like this. I tell the mighty whale his life. blue It ends with a click of this armored, say "I turned off the sun and the moon", the winds and gales tremble when I begin to roar, the waves themselves tremble, ring and tremble, return to the shore, listen, said hiccup happily just before passing out dinner. he is singing nineteen hiccup the useful the four hundred vikings who were now gathered on the cliff tops burst into wild applause for hiccup and toothless were a strange barbaric spectacle all covered in disgusting green dragons snorting and slain but smiling and shouting with savage delight Of those who had just been saved from certain death around them the terrible fight that had just taken place devastated the landscape a choking smoke of green grease floated making it difficult to see but large chunks of the skull promontory seem to have been torn away by the fighting , rock avalanches piled up on the beach, the terrible mountainous corpse of the deadly purple in the deeper waters, pieces of the green deaths, insides and bones were scattered all over the place while large sections of Heather and Farren were still in calls.

However, by some extraordinary miracle, almost all of the Vikings and their dragons had survived the terrible battle. I see almost all of them because when Toothless crawled forward to lick his master's face with a flickering forked tongue, Stoick noticed a gruesome wound on the little dragon's chest that was spilling bright green blood, the green death claw had pierced the heart of the supposedly heartless little dragon. Toothless followed the Stoic's gaze and looked down for the first time, he let out a scream of terror and passed out two days later, the hiccups waking up.his whole body hurt and he was very hungry, it was late at night, he was lying in the Stoics' big bed, the room seemed to be full of people, the Stoic was there and Valhalla Rama and the wrinkled old man and Fishlegs and most of them.

Of the elders of the tribe, there were dragons there too, newt breath and hook fangs, snapping and biting their own legs stoic and horror Co, sitting at the end of Hiccup's bed, the dragons had fallen back as soon as they heard the explosion and realized that the Masters of Beric were masters once again. The dragons had given no explanation for their disappearance, but they had the grace to look a little embarrassed, who is alive shouted stoically and triumphantly and everyone began to cheer Valhalla. Rama gave Hiccup a pink punch on the shoulder, which is the Viking mother's equivalent of a big hug we're all here said Valhalla Rama wishing you'd wake up hiccupped right in bed suddenly wide awake but you're not all here said where is toothless everyone seemed furtive and no one was looking at hiccup stoic cleared his throat awkwardly sorry son said stuart but he didn't survive died a few hours ago the rest of the tribe are giving him a hero's funeral at this very moment mr.

The great owner Stuart hurriedly continued. He will be the first dragon to be given a proper Viking burial. How did you know he was dead? Hiccup demanded. Stuart looked surprised, well, you know, all the usual stuff. Pulseless, breathless, cold as a stone from the touch he had. "Clearly dead, I'm afraid. Oh, honestly, Father," Hiccup said in a frenzy of exasperation, "don't you know anything about dragons that might have been a nighttime coma?" It's a good sign, it probably means he's healing himself. Oh, Thor's whiskers said Fishlegs, they started that funeral. half an hour ago we have to stop them hiccup shouted the dragons are quite resistant to fire they will burn him alive hiccup got out of bed with incredible energy given the circumstances he ran out of the room and out of the house followed closely by Fishlegs and horror Co donat hooligan harbor The impressive Viking military funeral ceremony was almost coming to an end It was an incredible sight if Hiccup had been in the mood for it The sky was full of stars The sea was flat as glass All the hooligan tribes and knuckleheads were gathered motionless on the rocks and each person carried a lit torch in one hand, even a puff of light was there trying to look solemn with his helmet on his head out of respect and his carefully brushed hair could be registered and then he fell silent with his wings. was slyly whispering to the brain of the dog's breath order and dog's breath laughed, he deserves it for breaking the law he mocked the fire one two sea slugs picking their noses on dog's breath's shoulder a replica of A Viking ship had been thrown into the sea and was drifting rapidly away from the island of Berk, along the path of the moon's reflection, past the strange shapes of Moga Dawn's stoic and burned fleet, the hiccups. he could barely see the small toothless body lying in the boat next to him, strapped, shield stoic, dragon's tooth still stuck in. on him, like a gigantic alien sword, Gobber, the burp sounded a sad signal on his horn, he was now fully recovered after his unexpected flight.

The poor 26 of the best stoic archers who stood at attention on the right of the port raised their bows in the air, each ball was loaded with a flaming arrow. No Hiccup shouted with the best shout he had ever shouted but it was too late the arrows in flames they rose gracefully into the air they landed on the ship and set it alight some of the crowd on the shore had turned to look up, wondering who dared to disturb this most solemn ritual, hell, thug shouted, the head Hollow gleefully recognized the figure on the horizon, there was a murmur of amazement from the crowd as they whispered hiccups to each other and shouted, cheered and shouted his name.

Loader Snotlout's jaw dropped, he seemed completely disappointed to see Hiccup very much alive and well, Snotlout might accept Hiccup as a dead hero, but a living Hiccup, the hero was going to be very similar to the way Hiccup looked at the burning ship By his face, the shield with the tip of the bolt and the stoic and the tooth fell into the water just as the last piece of the boat was about to slide beneath the waves to be consumed by fire and water, the flames rising to about six meters into the sky and they fired.

From those flames, the wings spread like a phoenix, trailing fire from its tail like a comet that has lost its teeth, it rose high, very high, towards the stars, leaving a path of flames as it flew, it dived towards the sea ​​and rushed towards the last one. minute: cries of astonishment from the spectators. Hiccup was anxious that he might feel pain until Toothless passed low enough over his head that Hiccup could hear the little dragon's rooster cry in triumph, whatever Toothless's faults may have been, you have to admire his sense of timing. Common or garden dragons are not typically known for their spectacular flying abilities, but even a flaming common or garden dragon is a sight in itself toothless burning across the night sky like a live firework performing fiery attacks. to screams and loops in flames among the crowd. who only a moment before expected to mourn the death of both Toothless and possibly from the hiccups, were not out of their minds clapping hysterically as Toothless showered them with sparks, finally the fire became too hot for him and Toothless dove into the sea to extinguish himself. just to burst.

Come out again and fly straight - Hiccup on the shoulder, son, he acknowledged the wild applause with solemn bows to right and left slightly ruining his dignity with the strange singing of Smaug, self-congratulatory stoic, he signaled to the crowd to be silent, but only to be able to rumble. next full-blown speech hooligans under meatheads Terrell's of the Seas sons of four and the most feared masters of the Dragon I am honored to introduce you to the newest member of the hooligan tribe. I gave my son hiccups, they are useful and the words hiccups. The useful ones came clattering from the hills behind and were shouted again by the cheering crowd and were picked up and carried on the night breeze until the whole world seemed to say hiccup, then maybe he was going to be useful after all and that my friends, that is the difficult path to become a hero, author's epilogue, horrendous hiccups, he had in the third, the last of the great Viking heroes, the story does not end there, of course, the nineteen children who entered initiation with me for many years.

They were all allowed into the hooligan and airhead tribes as a result of their heroic actions in defeating ver dragonis giganticus maximus in one day. The battle at Death's Head Promontory has become Viking legend and the bards they will sing, well, there are still bards To sing, of course, there are very few bards left today, besides, no one has seen a sea dragon like giganticus maximus since and people are already beginning to not believe that such a creature could have lived in Lehren if articles had been written suggesting that something so large simply could not have supported its own weight the dragons that would be my evidence have crawled back into the sea where man cannot fall and since heroism is so out of fashion today Nowadays, no one is going to believe the mere word of a hero like me, except about dragons. and I'm one person who knows about dragons is that they very well could be simply sleeping down there, in the black depths, there could be countless numbers of them, all frozen in a sleep coma with unconscious fish swimming in and out of them. their tentacles and hide in their claws and lay eggs in their ears there may still come a time when heroes are needed once more, there may yet come a time when the Dragons return, when that time comes men will need to know something about how train them and how to fight them and I hope that this book will be more useful to the heroes of the future than a certain book of the same name was to me all those years ago.

It's easy to forget that things like Sometimes I forget about these monsters, but then I look up as I am looking now and see in my mind a shield strangely changed by a rich encrustation of jewels like barnacles and cold water coral with a tooth of two and a half meters sticking out. In the middle I reach out and the edge of that tooth is still so sharp after all these years, but just a gentle brush with my fingers could send a shower of blood over these pages, so I tilt my head not too close and I'm sure I can hear very, very faintly once I was singing out loud until you read the song, melancholy happiness for the mighty and the middle, all will come, the dinner goes on singing, this is a bigger final point that creeps with ease to the end.