How To Organize Your Bathroom with The Home Edit | Master the Mess EP 7

So, okay, the client we're seeing, her name is Marilyn. Okay, it's a

bathroom

and you don't know what you're going to find. There are always surprises. Whoever finds the sex toy will receive a free lunch. It's CLIA and me. I'm Joanna, I love it I was looking at the camera. I'm so sorry, I'm clean, I'm sorry, like my stomach just growled, okay, do it again. I'm CLIA and I'm Joanna. We have a company called

home

. actually, professional

organize

rs, crazy people, same thing, we have clients all over the country, including a ton of celebrities, and now we're coming to

your

house, so get ready, we may know how to clean up a

mess

, but when It's about the rest of our lives, we're actually a

mess

, just ask our husbands about kids, parents, grandparents, literally anyone who's ever met us, so watch what happens when our dough meets

your

s, this is dominate carpets, wait, let's not let the bugs into Nashville, that's right. a real problem I know I'm from Nashville Oh where did you move here?

I've been here for a year and a half and the

bathroom

we're working on is like the final frontier of your house, yeah, it's a mess. Let me show you everything, you go first. I love Joanna clean. I watched her story every day and that's like my soap opera. You see all the photos of her as The Shelf. Yes, I would love to have it in my house. There is definitely something here. The stuff going on here isn't a bad bathroom, it's just messy, right, the bad news, yeah, you have a lot of stuff. Her house was really set up, so I wasn't expecting the worst, and then when we got into the bathroom, I was like, "Okay." So you've never touched this room, how did this bad bathroom come about?

I had a long, crazy divorce and that's why I moved here and in Nashville I was a real estate agent and it's my

home

town. I knew people and so it was very easy to be successful and here it's like I literally have to start over without wandering, I can't

organize

your bathroom and like you have to do the kids' rooms and like the living areas and the kitchen, You have to organize yourself here, everyone else first. Yes, I have to get this so I can go to other people's houses. I think the bathroom honestly prevents you from contributing some of your energy to work because it's how you start each day.

I know it is essential. Can you join us? through all the things I know it's like a disaster like my friends say I'm like the disaster Express but I think I do intensive I mean, this is like ground zero where I start my day well, ground zero is usually like a point of devastation right now, that's what it is, this is such a disaster that I'll procrastinate to prepare and then I end up getting ready in the car, aha, okay, go to the bag, yeah, how do you prefer to know that I prepare? smell paint good I hope you're not brushing your teeth in the car you have a vanity you have no excuse for the Ottoman Shelter there is no excuse this here does it it's supposed to stay here we probably won't take a look okay what is it? this, my son did those things that you have to know that your children do, no, I like paper things, I think that all the time and this is not the best job, okay, let's get started and you should hit the road when Clea and Joanna are there.

In fact, I really just hope that if I have a good place to start my day every day and start off on the right foot and that will carry over to everything else. I forgot my motivation and I'm putting it on the counter. and it really will be like that all the time you are at a new level. I'm going to keep us motivated all day, me and I'll cook you motivated all day. Okay, where do we start now? So I think we should shoot. everything and start grouping and dagger eyes, okay then we can come up with a strategy: the bathtubs will be the container for the bed and the bathroom just for now, the first thing we need to do is figure out which categories make sense because she has the categories . all over her brain and she makes sense of the usable space she has put into the dentist.

The dentist will go here. Put this as first aid. I don't even have that bet, you will find it like there is a toy hiding. It just scares me oh he's dead yes I know but in my goodness what is this? It's children's teeth, yes, put it in the dental category. Kieffer is not new to us as we find teeth frequently, they usually just aren't in an open container, this whole section looks like mostly jewelry, so yeah I think the hardest part is there are no doors on that cabinet , meaning it needs to shine like the top of the Chrysler building because there's no way to hide it, which I really like.

What we do is we get rid of this, yeah, I think we should get him something shorter and then maybe we can take advantage of these hanging bars and then we need something stackable or something like nice baskets or something to hold the linens or the towels that we we should buy. get the product and then play well, we will see what fits. I'm away from home, ah, I think this would be perfect, it'll give some sort of bright white pop in a much needed bright white pop space if I can get through today without any acrylic lesions.

I feel like that's a great way that acrylic lesions are very quick. Home Edition PSA. Acrylic is potentially the biggest killer for organizers, so be very careful of the sharp corners you'll get. Now you have to make an even bigger bag for the mess in the tub jackets. What people don't realize is that dark shelves are the kiss of death for storage. It will always make the place look smaller and darker. What is the setup here? Okay, in comes the baskets. we need uniformity I think you're wrong I think those baskets should go here to reduce some of the dark wood Okay, great, beautiful, this can be like your travel area, this can be your glam area, these can be sheets.

I like it. I also think this could work look at this, a sparkly ribbon and you know, glitter is the herpes of the craft world. She will never be able to get the glitter out. Let's take the costumes. Those literally disappear. It's like it's mid-century. plague mask dominatrix kippah this is not my forte, you know where we really went wrong, instead of doing those interviews at a table we should have done them here and just seen them in action and we can be like chilling in the bathtub, what were we thinking ? We cast like oh no, they're amazing even though I'll never be a judge at the talent show?

We need to open a full-time Los Angeles team, without any pressure, it simply has to be a perfect choice, a gigantic novelty. market, yes, we are opening now, we don't live, how about, you know, coming to a city thousands of miles from the world?, yes, no, it's very good. Sumner, she helped us look at the resume and let's call her right now. Hello, do you have a job? or at the gym traitor it's an appropriate cocktail moment she had in her bag let's get back to the important stuff so we interviewed the candidates from Los Angeles so the first one was the delicious red hair like thank you Arielle wait can I say that Joanna does it always come back? the mermaid becomes a Jewish accountant named Arielle who lives in the Flatiron district, Arielle anyway, so the second one is a mother of three, which I think is interesting because what can't she deal with at that point?

Oh, you'll like this one. our third candidate, she says her spirit animal is a silky chicken, I have no idea you've previously examined them, what do you think? I mean, I agree, we could call her right now. Hi Nicole, I'm Joanna, yes we're good, aside from your questionable glitter taste they think you're actually a great candidate for our company, can you handle us? Yeah, I'm not going to lie about that, don't lose sleep over it. I mean, your job doesn't necessarily depend on it. If I could chime in, I mean, it's not not resting, okay, thank you very much, we'll talk to you soon.

You feel good? Me too. Greetings, don't lose husbands or children by being in Los Angeles all the time. I'm going to drink it for you, no, you can keep it, thank you, what about the eyelashes? I mean, I still have to finish all the drawers, but hey, that's good, let me get some of this stuff out. Teeth just spilled into the sink. Oh, they're gone. There you are like when I cry, how are you going to get it back? He went away? I don't know, I don't know Oh my God, she has three kids, it's probably each kid's first tooth.

Oh my God, I'm going to die. I'm going to die, you know, I'm moving to Mexico, what if she's so attached to them? This is terrible, let me get the other two out, as well as call a plumber, maybe we put something down the drain with a sticky chunk. we have to call it duct tape or something like that. I think it's the worst thing that's ever happened to us. We have never lost anything. We have never broken anything. No, this is not good. Alright. To be honest, I'm a little nervous. I'll tell him it's my fault Hi Marilyn, I'm joining Clea Hi, I honestly feel really bad saying this.

We found teeth and one of the kids' teeth fell out into the sink. Okay, because I don't even know who they are. Aaron, look at him. place this isn't like your first tooth oh well we're happy to get rid of them that's good I'm really sorry we had to do this job your bathroom is working like a charm I can't wait to show it to you. I can't wait, okay. It's okay to avoid the crisis, but we have to finish this very quickly because at least we have a good bath to show him if he doesn't have all his teeth, this is really working, it's fantastic, I think it looks pretty good, it really does. - a tooth or good shape, son, the project looks good, come on, the first thing you will notice obviously is that your countertop is now visible, visible, I mean only the necessities, we use hidden containers for all the items in stock that could be.

Soap or it could be extra toothpaste. We put your bedding in these baskets. These baskets will keep everything looking polished and great, so I think it will be very easy to keep your outdoor areas always looking as beautiful as they do now. Here's your makeup. It's no longer on the counter and it's no longer in a travel bag okay so this is where you can put your makeup in a trap station oh my gosh I'm so excited because you really wanted to keep those things that your kids made that we put With children I am calmer, I love it, now I have this clear space where I can prepare for my day, we have a clear head because they know that not everything is chaos and, honestly, you like it, I really love it.

I really needed this, this is the last piece in the house, so now that everything is falling into place, it's better than I could have imagined. He said, being like Ground Zero, I'm going to get ready and go kick ass all day. I would love it if she was such a powerhouse, it's awesome for us to help her get through that home stretch. I never cry over spilled milk, always cry, little champagne.