How Link ACTUALLY thinks...

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I knew you would defeat Ganon and rescue the kingdom because of that. I'm really grateful. Yes, don't worry princess. However, I would just like to ask you a few questions about your search. What's happening? It seems that you were destined to visit the four divine beasts. but from what I can see, you only freed Vuta from Zorus's dominion and according to the hero's path on your shika board you spent 4 hours in front of my statue oh, I was just paying my respects, you know, paying your respects in nothing else than your underwear. It was very warm, but what about the next 12 hours you spent following Prince Sidon?

Oh, I was just doing my duty to protect the citizens of Hyrule. Then why didn't you go help the other races release their bond with the divine beasts? You are racist? Of course, not Zelda. I like all breeds, even the bad ones. Link. What else did you miss? Miss, oh that's right, according to the scripts, you were supposed to collect 900 cororo seeds. Listen princess. I've been asleep for 100 years and a guy named Hestu. spills its seeds all over the kingdom and you really hope I find every single

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, you found three, okay Zelda, next time I'll let Ganon take over the world while I look for H, okay, well at least you completed everything . the shrines I only did that for the drip, to be honest, for which I wouldn't understand Zelda, I collected all the armor in Hyrule, for God's sake, link, you collected all the armor, but you couldn't do a side quest to help to the people. from Hyrule um, yeah, I don't get it anyway.

I have one more question for you. link Did you read my diary what diary is it? I was watching you all the time link I saw you reading my diary and doing a lot of other unspeakable things things you destroyed every pot in every girl's government how are you doing, it's not that bad, buddy, you really want the kingdom, I'm not yours buddy I appreciate it bro wait what do you think what's the real f?