How Hard Can We Suck? (GAME)

Today we

suck

, let's talk about that mythical good day and please welcome our new friend and star in the new Netflix show. Be Wars, it's Ian Summerholder, give us one of these double shake, double shake, welcome to the show, man, okay, so you were on Vampire Diaries for eight seasons now you're in wars about this ancient disease that turns people into vampires, So tell me, do you like garlic bread? It was a very interesting kind of non-sequitur. I love garlic bread. That's right, no, yes, yes. It doesn't affect these vampires oh oh, okay, what a bummer, okay, so we all know that vampires possess the supernatural ability to

suck

hard

on unsuspecting necks, but how

hard

can we suck?

It's time this

game

can be hard as the rock of Gibraltar, but let's suck on some things with ian somerhalder, okay, we're going to give glasses of blood, which is actually just a red drink, and then they're going to give us three straws that will have three levels of suction, easy to suck, medium to suck and hard to suck, okay? Then we will compete using our straws to suck all the blood and whoever empties their glass first will get points, the harder the straw the more points they will be good and to determine who gets which straw we have to answer a trivia question related to vampires and who. has the closest answer according to stevie he can assign the straws to the people in the end the winner will receive a sexy vampire mind reading smolder by ian summerhall oh wow you just gave a little alone even if you're fine so we have red gatorade to start with blood, this is blood, this is the easy straw, this is the medium straw, which is like you know it will have to go a distance and here I have the most difficult straw, which is the Barbie heads stacked, okay, I don't HE. how well it will work, I guess that's the point, okay, so we'll answer this question and then we'll decide, we'll figure out who decides and we'll allocate the straw correctly.

Look at the first question. The ancient Greeks believed that Blank turned into vampires when blamed. You know, those ancient Greeks would believe some things, this might be too much, no, I don't know if I'm smart enough for this, all you have to do is be closer, you don't have to be right, don't worry guys. you know the right answer greeks I'm going with greece yes okay okay okay okay, we're ready representative, let's see what you have again it was with the greek theme the ancient greeks believed that people turned into vampires when they ate yogurt, okay, you made it three three blank because you know there's a bacteria greek yogurt are you changing your answer no, I just added a piece oh, I just added a piece, you didn't add yogurt no, I ate greek oh, okay ian, let's see what's yours, So, the ancient Greeks believe that Greek cowboys turned into vampires when they rode.

Oh, I love a good Greek cowboy. You know, it's hard, it's hard to ride a horse when you're wearing one of those Greek costumes. It's an old toga. The Greeks believe that philosophers become vampires when they die, oh okay, okay, the answer is that the ancient Greeks believe that redheads become vampires when they die. Philosophers for glory have one of those words, right redhead philosophy, yeah, exactly, but redheads love yogurt, okay, um. I'm going to give Red the tougher draw because I don't know yet, we're just starting our friendship. Yeah, I don't want to make you suck too much right from the start.

I can suck right now. I am not worried. If you win, you get three points with that one, yeah, exactly, okay, are you ready for this? So I'm going for one point, Ian is going for two, red is going for three on his marks, get ready, how is this easier? and it stinks, there is nothing. These doll heads are coming they are very porous boy this Gatorade tastes like a hot dog hey hey hey you're cheating you're cheating it was a chance ian is wasting valuable time trying to fix the straw you're still cheating no one saw you you the engineers didn't this right I'm getting so much air I'm really going to have to pee on the freeway it's so hard to get a good grip on a doll's head mine is getting smaller oh god you did it now I know Hold that for nothing I listen I had the easier and this is difficult, the harder you suck, the urethra collapses, what is our easiest straw?

Okay, the easiest straw is a kazoo. The medium straw is a sweet potato and the hardest straw is this one, oh wow. Do you have enough fingers? You really have to get some power into that thing. It's a great barrel straw. Yes that's fine. We also need to address this piece. I guess you'll just have to say it. I have to like it Yes, you have to go all the way, you can do it, it seems like you really want this and what are we drinking? No, I'm just a pro with strawberry flavored almond milk or almond milk if you're in the middle. question from the california region please oh what does vampire chase say oh i have to read his damn lips say it again. chase, what are you kidding?, what again, okay, he's laughing at himself because he knows how incredibly difficult this is, um, guys, let me tell you when you've done it.

The answer to this seems very easy, thank you OMG I think it's safe to say you're not saying what I wrote but I hope I'm close, kind of like Greek jeans and yogurt yeah okay okay link Let's see, I like the production. Yes, I think he was saying that you have to play with my work. Oh, I don't know what that means, but that's what it seemed like. I was saying you have to play with my work. Well, it seemed like he was saying that you have many. of blood or oh something or you have a lot of blood something you have a lot of something and true, I said you have a blimp play oh, we're pretty close oh, did you see play as a blimp the old sub thing is a play on a blimp in the story of that restaurant, whatever, it's okay, you guys saw it, she I feel like this goes well with each other because it's the most vampire theme, yeah, you have a yes, okay, you win, so you have the power to choose here, you clearly wanted to, no .

No, you were already concentrating, you know how hey, he's like a recorder guy anyway, I just explained that to you, okay, okay, whatever, I'll keep it to three points, yeah, and bro, I think that I know we are. We're starting our relationship too, yeah, but I think it's going to be really amazing, yeah, seeing that and, uh, and not having my uncle used to growing yams, okay, so Ian's going for one point, I'm going for three, okay? Here we go, wait, I have to get ready, I'm sorry, I know this isn't my show, but two one, what's up?

Oh man, I've covered everything. Oh, there's another hole, oh rhett, yeah, I copy you, hey, you know what was nice. Well, I like some yam and my almond milk, but if I lift this, right? Okay, whatever Charlie Temples is, what's the easiest straw, the easy straw is a taquito, the medium straw is a pickle, and the hardest straw is corn strong corn okay what's that question? How many garlic bulbs are in this jar? Oh, okay, one, two, three, four, is it close? in your answer it's different than mine, okay go ahead ian, 34, he says, okay, it's a little conservative, I'm like 101. and I did math, I said 79. okay, if you look, it looks like I did one , two three four five. maybe there are seven or eight I was like ten times ten is one hundred eight the answer is 74.

Are you this is my thing? Damn men, this is my thing. he is really a good guest. okay, you know, give me a chance to come back, I think the corn straw will work for you, man, I feel like it's a three, it's a three-point chance and if you could take the lead, it looks like a good solid straw. and you know what, really, no. don't just get one point for beating this two two points and how much does this cost we've been playing for a while now you get the taquito my friend okay you're really scared here that's why he gave you the one I'm scared of he's scared of get ready to suck rhett you've done it again i have some clothes ok that corn straw really worked it was hard although it was hard on red and block my anus this is the great thing about tomato juice and this is this dog toy that by the way it has a very big bottom oh well that could be the top which is number one uh and then of course when two wind chimes it's the second straw wind chimes it's two points three points it's a pipe , okay and in this question we're going to talk about uh from goop, the psychic vampire repellent protection mist that says to spray around the aura to protect from psychic attacks and emotional damage, so it's just going to spray it. around your auras, when did Paltrow develop this?

Yes, he has someone he is crushing, he is elegant, he has a nice aroma that encompasses the aura, what is the question? What if I turn into a murderous beast and just say that on the mountain will I call Gwyneth? This psychic vampire repellent is a blend of juniper essential oil, lavender and what other herb, I smell a certain thing, that's all I'm going to say and I'm going to write down what that certain thing is, okay, okay, I smell like Rosemary, baby. It's baby ian, it could have been rosemary, damn, I was going to say verbena, who is it, I went to school with his henley, I can't win based on the score, I can't wait, it's straight, it's rosemary, it's wrong, rosemary, You're so confident, no.

You're not sure, honey, it's my day, okay, Link can't win. What do I want to see him suck? That's the real question. This is a family program. Well, listen. I think you should give the pipe to Ian so he has a chance, yeah, I'm definitely doing well, okay, I'm on the team, thanks man, I'll be sucking on something else, I want to see you sucking, I want to see you putting that dog toy in , it's quite bright and go for it and then I think this is like a big milkshake straw, I don't think it's going to be any problem, go ahead, you can do it, get ready and suck, come on, ian, leave the pipe in there, ready, thanks, let's go. stop, stop, stop, oh my god, did you get anything?

You've done it again. This doesn't really work, hey, that means I take home the win, I get my own personal sensual vampire hotness from me, get ready, oh I'm square. Happened? Something happens maybe I'll get one and more. Ian. Thank you so much for coming and be sure to watch Ian in v wars streaming on Netflix. Now thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. Now you say you know what time it is. Do you know what time it is? My name is Andrew and this is my mythical beast blitzen and where are you from Minnesota where it's currently negative 11 degrees and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology it's that damn lake get off the rails I thought.

I was going to throw the dog in the lake and see what was going to jump across that screen. Click the link above to watch us guess if the vampire show or movie is real or fake and consult the doctor further to find out where William is. the galaxy is going to land okay here we go you want to wear it proud you gotta wear it out loud the gmm greenwash

game

is now available on mitico.com