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Honest Trailers | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Mar 26, 2020
From Colin Trevorrow to Someone Saw Henry's Book and the Director Who Has Never Seen A Landing He Couldn't Avoid Comes The Epic Conclusion To The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode Seven Point Five The Rise Of Skywalker I Have A Bad Feeling About This The The The Last Jedi asked you to forget everything you knew about Star Wars, so when some fans dropped the kind of attack usually reserved for ethics in gaming journalism, Disney panicked and tried to piece together this hollow shell of a trilogy that is missing something. consistency in plot themes or characters, unless you fill in the blanks on twitter, read all the novels, and are organizing fortnight squads with the guys during the crossover event, victory day is near, the day of revenge, the day of the Sith, oh that's what Dead Speak was referring to tonight, just like Return of the Jedi revealed the second test or in Root Beer Tapper when we left them the resistance had been reduced to his last breath and the first order reigned supreme now things have happened and the resistance is back in fighting force while the first order is taking loans from rich old grandpa they don't call anymore they will make a dark deal with the only character left in the rot the corpse of the original trilogy palpatine or a clone of them which is like rotting and snoke is also a clone and they are pickling him idk not really clear the emperor is enacting the same plan he had last time z to troll a young Jedi into attacking him down hit me down and up the journey to the dark side will be complete hit me and my spirit will pass it on to you and when that fails hit him with the old hands zap but luckily the same Luke Skywalker who she saved herself in all this mess she also left a scavenger hunt to keep her from sending our heroes running to find the thing she's enrolled in which leads to the other thing which leads to the bad boy she's going to come out of oh she us it's showing how to get right the first order keep sending them every time a character growth is about to happen there's destruction coming you have to go now you know i've been thinking a lot about this movie and the biggest problem it has at its core is oh no TIE fighters everyone has grabbed all the new characters you barely know after three movies have returned like Poe who I guess was a smuggler at one point the Your friend's old job was running spice completing his Han Solo-type arm to solo Han Solo Finn, who's still fighting against all odds to keep himself in the movie gotta go just let's go together we're all in this we gotta go after she Maz Kanata who snatched a metal from Laius cold dead hands only a place in 40 year old pan boys these poor assholes whose stories must have been erased by time kylo Ren continues the Skywalker tradition of being a death cultist genocide who is redeemed by a single act of kindness and ray who has taken Luke's x-wing his lightsaber his book collection possibly his childhood namesake e and his last name Rey Rey Skywalker huh I was repeating the long game because I think that luke just got talented mrs.
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Ridley doesn't like newcomers, don't worry no one has really left, rejoin your old friends Threepio Chewie, Luke, Leia Han and Lando who are so outcast at this point that one of them has a false memory. eyes one of them thinks the last jedi was for fake fans only china his weapon deserves more respect one of them dies causing his son's fake death one of them died two movies ago and he's so tired of this one franchise that wouldn't even get a cameo haircut as a souvenir and one of them is alive and well enough to apparently flirt with his own daughter well that's funny though I didn't know who Jana was supposed to be I was in Skywalker's visual companion book, idiot it should.
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