Honest Trailers | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

from Colin Trevorrow until someone saw Henry's book and the director who has never seen a landing he couldn't avoid comes the epic conclusion of the force awakens Star Wars Episode seven point five the

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of Skywalker I have a bad feeling about this The The Last Jedi asked you to forget everything you knew about Star Wars, so when some fans made the kind of attack usually reserved for ethics in games journalism, Disney panicked and tried to put the pieces back together on this empty shell. of a trilogy that is missing something. consistency in plot themes or characters unless you fill in the blanks on Twitter read all the novels and are running some night squads with the guys during the crossover event victory day is near revenge day day of the Sith, oh that's what the dead meant for tonight, just like how Return of the Jedi revealed the second test or in the root beer extractor when we left them, the resistance was reduced to its last breath and the first order reigned supreme, now things have happened and the resistance has regained its fighting strength while the first order takes loans from the rich old grandfather they no longer call.

They'll come to a dark deal with the only character left in the rotting corpse from the original trilogy Palpatine or a clone of them that's like rotting and Snoke is also a clone and they're pickling him I don't know, it's not very clear, the emperor is implementing the same plan he had last time, trick a young Jedi into taking him down, hit me down and up, journey to the dark side will be complete, take me down and my spirit will pass it on to you and when That fails, hit him with the old zap hands, but luckily the same Luke Skywalker who saved him from this whole mess also left a scavenger hunt to stop him from sending our heroes. running to find the thing she signed up for that leads to the other thing that leads to the bad guy she's about to get out of oh she's showing us how to get there okay the first order keeps sending them running every time she's about if some character growth occurs. an incoming destruction, you have to go now, you know, I've been thinking a lot about this movie and the biggest problem with it at its core is, oh no, TIE fighters, they've all grabbed all the new characters that you still barely know after Three films have returned as Poe. who I guess he was a smuggler at some point your friend's old job was running spices completing his arm from Han Solo guy to just Han Solo Finn who is still fighting against all odds to stay in the movie.

I need to go alone, let's go together. We're all in this, we have to go after her, Maz Kanata, who snatched a metal from Laius's cold dead hands, just a place in the 40-year-old panboys, these poor idiots whose stories must have been cut short for time. Kylo Ren continues Skywalker's tradition of being a genocidal death cultist who was redeemed by a single act of kindness and lightning that took Luke's x-wing, his lightsaber, his book collection, possibly the house of his childhood and his last name Rey Rey Skywalker, uh, I was repeating the long game because I think Luke just had talented lady.

Ridley doesn't like newcomers, don't worry, no one's really gone, meet up with your old friends Threepio Chewie Luke Leia Han and Lando, who are so sidelined at this point that one of them had his false memory wiped , the remedy was deleted and one of them was completed. eyes one of them thinks the last jedi was for fake fans only china their weapon deserves more respect one of them dies for causing the fake death of their son one of them died two movies ago and already finished this franchise that wouldn't even get a cut of hair for a cameo as a souvenir and one of them is alive and well enough to apparently hook up with his own daughter, well that's fun, although I didn't know who Jana was supposed to be, I was in the

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of the companion visual book from Skywalker, idiot, I should I've been reading that between rounds of fortnights you consider yourself a Star Wars fan, so prepare for a conclusion that brings so much new to the franchise thanks to new force powers that would have really been useful for who- gon jinn: hammer it.

Realizing that all these dead stormtroopers were actually kidnapped children, they harvest more offspring from a galaxy to finally see the Red Knights do absolutely nothing but come out as a bunch of weak punks and mercifully put an end to it. the new cinematic era of Star Wars. a poorly constructed and hastily executed disaster that managed to do the impossible unite fans who loved The Last Jedi and fans who hated The Last Jedi without pleasing either of them. Starring Oh, we're using our made-up names, so I'm King Skywalker Huck Finn narco gentle chicken Ben used forcing me the only consistent character in all nine films participation trophies don't force too hard you'll end up like your brother an old man wearing the same suit he had when I was twenty years old cut my man the rocket here rolling James Dio Tony said cloned this in a soft cave moff tarkin a rose by any other name could speak how can I be a mechanic?

I have no arms Darth sibelius you know what's cooler than one Captain phasma six captain phasma and lightning Dramatic reveal phase Star Wars Episode 9, the last Star Wars for a while, at least they really need to think about this. You know, I'm

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ting to think it's a bad idea for a studio to make every big movie designed to be an idiot, but you. do to the toys what you do to the Falcons The Falcons are in much better shape here ZB I smell like fire what's left of them Is it burning to your left wash your hands?

I have a beautiful bunch of coconuts there, they are all standing. A fight who you call queen louse, you lent liquor, sorry for urinating during being a man