Honest Trailers | MCU

brought to you by the kids fighting superheroes on Amazon Prime video on July 26 in a world where a bankrupt comic book company sold the movie rights to their best characters for a pittance because they thought movies would be a good way to put more comics on the market. The young executive will do what he can with the rejects that no one wanted and he will do it so well that Disney will buy them before the Marvel Cinematic Universe was cool, except the endgame, welcome to the MCU, a television series made of movies about comics where magic is actually science, your ancestors called it magic and you call it science, but not for magic, for technology, magical science, but science is basically magical organization.

I didn't physically go through the boxes and met the typical MCU protagonist, a loner with no pets, no biological siblings and whose only friends are his co-workers. Oh, whose personality may vary from my heartache. Whister's balance is closed today to a stern military type and forced to do his duty. You get hurt or they get killed. Zoom out and in a long enough timeline everyone becomes equipped. Please Have You Been to Space, follow the journeys of your heroes where, after a motivational situation from Uncle Ben, they will get a transforming hairstyle, cut some cards and find the strength to boldly say their superhero name out loud.

Captain America, confor, son of Odin, man. I'm Nick Fury, I'm Peter, Dr. bodily. weird Oh, using made up names, I'm Spider-Man and then Star-Lord, but people say a hero is only as good as his villain and thank god that's not true or the MCU would be exciting garbage since they save 10. minutes to establish a bad guy who is like the hero, but evil or a faceless horde can't feel bad if he doesn't have a face or a pretty impressive character and he's dead, but everyone knows the real villain of the MCU. He's a dad, he was cold, he was calculating, he never told me that he loved me and he didn't even tell me that he liked me.

Favored to turn your back on the rest of the world. I will hunt my father like a dog and slowly destroy him. piece by piece until he knows something like deep, unceasing pain. I know every tremor before the circumference of a meticulously planned story told in 23 separate films, all about Thanos' slaughter. You got the universe right, first he has to get an Infinity Gauntlet, no, that's not it. God, yes, yes, that one and then gathered the Infinity stones will send powers to get them and give you one, but eventually you will get the stones, some artistic stones, while the other ethical ones often appear as stones, the ether is fluid, but then he kills half the universe, which also doesn't make much sense, oh also, the timeline doesn't work, maybe this wasn't so planned after all, but the movie falls nicely into three distinct phases, conventional pop songs, the boundary-pushing phase. experimental phase then and if rock ducks have taught me anything, phase four will have the MCU throwing up in the sewer wondering where it all went wrong, sure from the farthest reaches of space cycling to alternate dimensions to the wonders of Earth, Wow, that's Zootopia meets Marvel and how everything still looks and feels the same when visionary independent filmmakers channel the Marvel style of superlit digital video where everything is CGI, every story is filled with sexless romance that never leads to violence. bloodless that never leaves more than a couple of fronts. scrape all that off for a drop of blood lifeless soundtracks with more dad rock than you can shake a couple of middle-aged screenwriters about feeling so good Chuck Mangione in 1977 Marvin Gaye 1972 Trouble Man soundtrack or toothless comedy that only says pop culture stuff so this orb has a really shiny blue suitcase Ark of the Covenant The Maltese Falcon is kind of five I loved you in A Christmas Story I'm filming Knight Rider or on tour with his band in Germany no hard feelings Point Break you have a bad swing build my new Lego Death Star what a try Beyonce that man is playing Galaga every Steve is a very old movie aliens we don't get any help from Flash Gordon.

First I can move exactly like Footloose, that's a good job, grimace like I'm a personal flying monkey, I get it. reference to Blue Lagoon, Gandalf and Harry Potter, wow, those are pixels, so prepare for an interconnected movie verse that had a 1 in 14 million 605 shot running, but those odds didn't stop all the other studios from clumsily putting together his eyepieces as if they were a secondary. dance floor leaving marble as the only one standing in a dying industry to do this, but launching a whole new industry of Marvel movie news theory and analysis channels that only complain about Marvel movies and even the comedy web series that would have died a long time ago.

If Marvel movies weren't so popular, one way or another, in the end, Disney will pay everyone, shills, starring scientific geniuses, heavy ion fusion could be achieved in any reactor on the planet. Quantum phases where an object moves through different states of matter. -Rosen's bridge is a theoretical connection between two different points in space. The wormhole through the quantum system would return to separate states of matter. Why didn't you reprogram the synapses to work connectively? When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics last night by jumping? from airplanes colored people legs scissors brains Hi, unless you're Ant-Man, then you get a Hyundai and you like it with dual-wielding, measuring penises.

I have the gun, you're not the big gun, Tony, don't be jealous. raging fire so I like to burn my record 21 feet not bad you 65 huge 65 you get an Iron Man suit and you get an Iron Man suit and you get an Iron Man suit strange non-Stanley cameos different punch combinations of electric jet boat are you sure? you know how to fly this thing you know how to fly this thing uh we'll see I thought you said he knew how to fly this thing I said how hard could it be here take the wheel no I don't know how to fly one of these you're a scientist you have a PhD and never forget that for all the Guardians 1 are sitting in sperm from the star lords find a black light this looks like a Jackson Pollock painting aha disgusting dude the never ending story oh man we forgot to say something about ABC shows, shots and Netflix series 1 spin-offs, yes, Kevin Feige too, this episode was brought to you by the boys, a new Amazon Prime video series premiering on July 26, it's the first episode of our new The fandom of the series found out everything about Twilight fans.

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