Honest Trailers - Every Wes Anderson Movie

Before we watch the new whimsical animated

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*clears throat* Before we watch the new whimsical- *clears throat* Before we watch the new whimsical... uh... You know what? Epic voice just isn't right for Wes Anderson. Can anyone here make a good Alec Baldwin? - Hello. - Close enough. Take it Calvo. "Oh, fuck." Before you watch the wacky new animated

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from your barista's favorite director, revisit all of his meticulously crafted weird family fables that make you a little happy, a little sad, and a little unsure about when you're supposed to laugh or not. Heh heh heh heh heh...

Why are they laughing? Every Wes Anderson movie, I mean, movie. All Wes Anderson movies. Sally goes ahead and features director Wes Anderson, whose style is so specific it's basically his own genre; features more symmetrical shots than you can imagine in an art department, more nostalgia than you can cram into a quirky indoor tent, and more whimsy than a lovestruck Cub Scout dancing in his underwear to a record player by the lake. Honestly, after eight movies, I'm not sure if I got that shot or not. Ah, there it is. Meet a Wes Anderson protagonist. She is definitely not a woman, but an emotionally stunted man suffering from a vague attack of boredom. "How was that supposed to make us feel?" Watch him deal with a strained parental relationship. "Your mother asked me to leave." "Would it be possible for me to address you as 'dad'?" "No." - "Why didn't you come to dad's funeral?" - "Because I did not want to." Sibling rivalries... "You don't love me!" "Yeah!" "I love you too, but I'll punch you in the face!" And maybe an adventure. "You've turned me into a cuckold." "I think she's figured us out." "Of course he is." But with the help of a brown subordinate love interest, a wardrobe full of stylish men's clothing, and a classic slow-motion walk, he'll end up happy, I think?

It's a little hard to say, but that's what makes it artistic. He revisits eight films as meticulously crafted as the dollhouse sets they likely feature. Including: A story of two disaffected friends, the cleaning woman one of them loves, and a meticulously planned robbery that goes wrong. A story of this disgruntled student, his disgruntled older friend, the teacher they both love, and a meticulously planned revenge plot gone awry. A story of this disaffected family, the sister one of them loves, and a meticulously planned family reunion that goes awry. A story of this disgruntled oceanographer, the reporter he and his son love, and a meticulously planned documentary that goes awry.

A story of these disaffected brothers, the train stewardess one of them loves, and a meticulously planned trip through India that goes wrong. A story of this disgruntled Fox, the wife he loves, and a different meticulously planned robbery that goes wrong. A story of these two disaffected children who are in love with each other and the meticulously planned escape that goes wrong. And a story about the manager of this hotel, the dead old women he loves, and the meticulously planned art heist that goes wrong. It sounds repetitive, but trust me. They are just the loveliest little things. "Thank you." So before watching the adorable Isle of Dogs, he revisits the director who can only be described as Wes Anderson, who has influenced an entire generation of independent filmmakers and an even larger generation of pale, parent-hating hipsters. he. 'Ugh, you just don't understand me dad.

I was born in the wrong decade. "The escape route, in case someone is following us." "We'll start with Boggis' chicken coop number 1." "It's 25 inches of reinforced granite masonry." "I would like to camp here around 16:00." "Klaus Daimler" "Bob Maplethorpe" "Edward Appleby" "Rosemary Cross" "Applejack." "Good night, Mr. Littlejeans!" "You tried..." "Ohhhh!" "Uhhh!!!" "My mother is dead." "Sam's parents passed away several years ago." "You should have been at Dad's funeral." "My father died when he was seven and a half" "My father was murdered." "They ran over Buckley." You know, we criticize it for repeating itself, but the last thing anyone wants is a desaturated shaky-cam CGI fest.

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