Honest Trailers | Dune (2021)

This episode is sponsored by the Amazon Fire TV Omni series after taking audiences deep into the world of Blade Runners, Mexican drug cartels, and the spider-verse. French Canada's biggest hero since Whoever Put Brady in Cheese Curds is back with an adaptation of a novel that actually looks like dancing, but is essentially about getting high while your workaholic parents are distracted. Sorry sir, it won't happen again mate, they said Frank Herbert's Havoc story couldn't be filmed and for a while it seemed like they were right or at least mostly right. right, I didn't say this, I'm not here, but not even the epic New Vision news proves that the secret to the perfect adaptation was staring each other in the face all the time, just do half and worry about the rest later, hey, we're great for George RR Martin, it will end, win a winner right after this blog post about New York football, okay, this one, after this one, okay, okay, one more, okay, two more and that It is only ten thousand years in the future and the only surviving piece. of Earth's culture are the bagpipes that this civilization uses with spy magic.

Bright dust that enables space travel and makes bagpipes sound much better. The Emperor has given the House of Tradies control over the desert. The planet Arachas is the only source of spies in the universe, but it has a secret. They plan to betray them along with Baron Harkinen, but fortunately the Atreides have some of the most brilliant tactically skilled warriors in the Galaxy and are well aware that they are walking into a trap, so that there's plenty of time to still get their asses beaten in the sand like Anakin burned his dinner with water. I don't like sand.

The only hope for the future of the House of Beauties is sad boy Paul, who chose the worst possible planet to be an emo kid. He is a lonely boy. Surly teenager with psychic powers who would fit perfectly in the X-Men Universe, unfortunately in a Ruckus, Professor X simply teaches you how to recycle your urine. Inside the mask you will find a tube that will allow you to drink the recycled water and how. do an electric slide through the desert like a bar mitzvah DJ with heat exhaustion follow me you didn't need to adapt this part with your house almost destroyed Paul and his mom will embark on a treacherous journey in search of the blue eyed fremen stand- This is for civilizations oppressed people who believe everything and I mean that everything is best resolved by a knife fight.

In fact, most of the conversations in this film take place at night. Signal your permission, sir. I must verify the integrity. I have it. I join myself in death. Take your hand out of the box, can you die? They are a cross between Navi and Ewoks who sound like they make bad paella. Young boys can learn our customs and the most charming member of their tribe is Zendaya's Chani. Watch her glance briefly over her shoulder. for seven minutes total of screen time, but she sticks around long enough to add another notch to her cute white boy belt, plug her in Wolfhard, you're next, they're joined by a huge ensemble, a beloved character, actors who They speak three monotone lines of peas like it's an audition tape for the Yale drama that includes Polka Dot Man as a human computer who dies immediately Thanos as a well-meaning aristocrat who immediately disappears Aquaman who dies but only after a time and Poe Dameron as a space aristocrat who dies right away because if he were on screen any longer, the audience would die of excessive excitement, but hey, at least Batista survives, he doesn't do much more than stand there with his mouth open, but it's alive.

I have to give you that so you don't understand. the big screen or HBO Max or skip it entirely to focus on Twitter arguments about where movies are supposed to be watched, prepare for a load of more impressive images of giant floating spaceships than Jeff's PowerPoint drafts folder Bezos which is definitely among the best movies of

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like As long as you've already read the book and can fill in all the missing character development, you don't mind that it ends randomly in the middle of the real story or that you ignore the fact that that the Middle East actually has several professional actors and at both.

Hours and a half to kill watching a contract dispute between the Exxon phones of tomorrow but hey, if you don't watch it now, you'll be totally lost when they put Harry Styles in the middle underwear for the second part starring Wonka Vision trans bombs the Spice must Poe the Monde shaved Batista Zendaya is Dunkin Donuts moving to the desert, you'll find me a lot of dry dock sieges and just the tip, yeah, they probably won't hang the whole worm until June 5th, when Paul's son becomes one and become a friend. Jason Momoa's reanimated corpse books get very strange on a leash very spy people sorry but what the hell is this?

A giant ant with human hands again just lands on us and kneels, I don't care how much ground you have to cover I demand context this episode is sponsored by the series Amazon Fire TV Omni get Amazon's first hands-free TV at amazon.com Today when you see the baron remember the tooth save the hacker hack the world how dare you look at me? in that tone of voice