Honest Trailers | Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Foreign ERS send hidden messages to children that only their most conservative uncle can decipher, and from the director of Back to the Future a sequel arrives that abandons the appeal of Ant-Man in favor of an infinite loop of Kang movies, so Jonathan Majors plays them all too late to change that in post, eh, Google Ant-Man and WASP Quantum Mania in a world where the same effects team has to balance this and wakanda forever, at the same time, a collection of scripts arrives theatrically released graphics where every actor seems copied and pasted into their scenes, reacts to absolutely nothing real, and wanders through a world of stomach-churning British brown pond water.

Come on, he's made 200 million dollars from this and it still looks like Gritty Scott Lang's colonoscopy is a famous author now or at least famous. enough to leave all his friends from day one behind, back him up now he just wants to be a good dad because hopefully the third Cassie is the lovely Cassie Lang is the fifth canonical child scientist genius in the mcu her daughter built a subatomic telescope hubble in a basement doing what any girl her age would do in san francisco wake up things shrink a police car what was she supposed to do look away hope has returned with nothing new to offer besides her hobbit tactical hair janet Van Dyne is back to vaguely hint at all the quantum sex she had in the quantum realm I had no idea I know, we'll talk later she never said anything right I don't think she would have told my son either wild things She had knees, oh my god, and Michael Douglas is I'm never too high to wander around and talk about ants for a paycheck science with ants and science uh this just makes me nostalgic for that Ant-Man one promo, truly the most

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trailer ever , a journey to the quantum realm and joining our heroes in a desperate search for a reason to make more MCU movies while we all trudge through a lackluster orb.

Heist goes for a mission that's just an excuse to groom the next big bad. He left us all with him. He is looking for you. They are talking. Kang, not me or him, he's the future, yeah, we met him in Loki, you don't have to be shy about the name, oh, for him, it's not a big reveal, he told us who he was, he's out in the open ,uh. Whatever Jonathan Major is, he dusts off his best Shakespeare in the park, guys, that's what conquerors like this once-powerful being who refuses to accept that he's been canceled and chooses the stage like a guy who You know you'll be gone for a while, so everyone better stretch out. line as long as possible, what you're going to do and the time you'll be traveling or enough wacky aliens to let you know that some guy from Rick and Morty also wrote this one with new characters like Captain Obvious, they're all disgusting like Bill Murray trying to be the fun Cameo that was Jeff Goldblum but Tendencies closer to another Ralph boner and the ready wink for Prime Time Modoc a floating joke with a serious warning for lighting The studios are not even thinking about making a live-action Minions movie, So while spending time with The Eternal Paul Rudd it's always a pleasure to settle into a universe that's gotten so big it's starting to collapse under its own weight, which should have kept Ant-Man as the refreshing man after the dinner instead of a dance floor salad to shore up the next 30. of these silly things, ah, can we move on to the new Fantastic Four?

I'd rather see Louise recap the rest of phase five. I'll see it's complicated because when I first starred in the little trip Hope Floats The Mask Stinger Ant-Man original recipe crazy woman kangaroo shoes the middle place Kirby sneezes earth lord krylar with ants musical guests dad henchman punker in my house my house broccoli Rob and Mr. E from the band Eels because his father in real life invented the multiverse theory he said it's the coolest thing in a 200 million dollar movie the clever tiny committee how many holes do you have yeah seven holes wait are you Are you sure there are seven?

I think I would Halls count no, math and butter count as one because they are connected what about the separate shell for Girls, uh, you for making me do full calculations. Hey screen junkies, now that comic book movies are flopping in theaters, we did the real math to find out if box office bombs are career-killers. Click the box on the right to see if the rock will work again. in a brand new episode of by the numbers, subscribe if you need to throw up on this Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper I'm Rodney Motisa from the Earl Gray tribe of the Congo.