Hilarious Kids' Holiday Lists (GAME)

Kids write the most amazing

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like us, you need to know how much money you are going to spend. to spend on all those gifts they have on their list in case you know that Santa doesn't come at all here and speaking of

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, it's time to know the essence of what exists in these Christmas lists for children sponsored by capital one. hello guys, hello guys, welcome back to the show, hello oh, very appropriate, hello guys, based on your last experience, you are back for more, uh, yes, yes, are you ready for more guesses, maybe yes, playing with calm down this time, I like it, right?

Yeah, yeah, okay, this is what's going to happen. Let's look at a picture of a real Christmas wish list for children that was posted on the Internet. There's something amazing about it, but it's been censored and then each of us has to guess what it is. The thing is, you guys are playing as a team, you can give your individual answers, but if any of you do well, team Shando gets the point, yeah, and if team Shando wins, then we have to buy you something from your shopping lists. Christmas wishes. If I win, Link has to buy me something and if he wins, I have to buy him something either way you guys don't have to buy anything, does that sound good? green okay let's see the first christmas wish list dear santa for christmas i want please a dog leaving some ice cream blank and some flip flops a dog leaving some ice cream blank or is that stevie As an aside, can you tell us what a dog is that asks what question you are answering?

Okay, I think We're completing no, we're going to write our own, but you can have them in your brain, you don't have to share them with each other unless you want, this feels pretty clear, I don't know, it's simple, I'm saying it in Serious. It can't be too simple, otherwise why would publishing it on the Internet be an interesting thing? Well, I mean, it's interesting but it's simple. I can't imagine what else it could be and I like the idea of ​​this too. Okay, Shepard, what? What do you think is a dog that shits on almost any dog?

I know a dog that shits some ice cream. Oh, that would be great and you know what Shepard McLaughlin cares about. I use the term a little more appropriately. the 10 year old should say poop and your big dad should say dice, well poop am I because an ice cream is a different color? I don't think it's connected, but I do think it's a great idea for a new type of dog. lando what's your answer a dog that what dances dances there are dogs that do that dance a little bit of ice cream um mine is talk because I mean what do you mean why I don't think you guys understand that you don't want the dog to work , is this dog? doing something to the ice cream guys yeah I'm pretty sure there's no eat some ice cream I think they'll come out the dog isn't doing anything to the ice cream let's reveal the answer though poop you got it right a dog I just did poop, I thought it was a dog that pooped with some ice cream, but shit is even better, but dice are technically poop, so we're both right.

Yes, of course, I'm not ready for the next one. Oh yes, dear Santa, I want an iPhone. and I want a flat screen HD TV and a million blank pieces and I want an iPod and I want a computer a sister a limo and a limo driver just have your sister drive the limo okay this is good this kid It's quite ambitious so So, again, everyone has their own answer. What would a child want pieces of? I have to guess, but um linda, why don't you go first? Legos, yes, that's a lot of legos, millions of legos, okay chef, what about you? chicken pieces of chicken I mean that would be a good Christmas list again we're on the same wavelength I thought it was food too a thousand pieces of a million pieces of bacon uh no, I'm thinking it's a million pieces of bitcoin it's trendy, it's okay let's see what shrimp was, it wasn't food, a million pieces of shrimp, chicken and shrimp, bacon wrap, shrimp, give us half a point, no mclaughlin, you don't understand, first of all, we're not on the same team son , nobody gets a point, okay, let's go for the next dear santa santa, if you bring gifts with blanks, bring blanks, okay, so this is two blanks, two blanks, two blanks, Guys, if you bring gifts with blanks, bring blanks.

Mine makes logical sense. I don't know if it's the answer, like you have something that makes sense. Mine is that if you bring gifts with ribbons, bring scissors because I hate having to remove ribbons from gifts, okay, I was going to say if you bring gifts with you. bring a sack just giving him job advice remember to put those gifts in the sack santa don't forget okay chef what's your answer well I was going to say with um with wrapping bring scissors oh yeah oh yeah it's a very smart answer maybe you guys are on to something with your little scissors rapping lurking what I was too oh you were too good just what's your answer bows on scissors well it has to be three people say scissors we all think it's scissors well we can rewrite it because here is the answer if you bring gifts with batteries, bring batteries, yes it's very annoying, they could be gifts that need batteries, I think it's okay, yes, this is a list for santa, that's for santa, ipod minion two, i guess it's a toy, um, minecraft x box mind.

Curved and blank Minecraft for mom and then the Instagram caption says my son's Christmas list still makes me laugh. I don't know what smh means. I'm not shaking my head. Oh my God, you don't know. At least I know my my son has my back and wants his mom to be happy that's a clue yeah I love you baby dj oh I thought the other kid's name was cool or something what are you doing ? What do you have there? Okay, his name is dk, I went with uh brandy, wait. What it really says is you are like you are like a child's Christmas list you know mom likes schnapps what is schnapps?

I'll talk about it later eh, okay, I have one. It didn't work the first time, maybe this time bitcoin for mom. I know I'm trying to make some investment in his name, okay, Lando, how about a date? Oh, is that the fruit or is it like a person, a person, okay, that's pretty good, chef, a boyfriend, oh, okay, same thing, guys on the same page. We may have discovered something, let's see what it is, husband, okay, I think we have to give Team Lambie a point for that, you know, you date a boyfriend and then they become husbands, yeah, but what if the boy bring liquor?

Maybe half a point, half a point. There's no middle ground, okay, okay, let's see the next dear Santa, you better bring my blank this year or there will be consequences. There's a what's the big white space? I think it's a picture, yeah, I think it's a picture, yeah, okay, yeah, you know what? Kids think they're crazy,

kids

, okay, hey, shep, what do you think? My dad even drew a picture of his dad under there. Okay, hey, Shepard, dad will be home for Christmas this year. I thought brother maybe he wants little brothers oh little brother this year yeah but no baby because he wouldn't fit in there okay good point I just said pony you know he still wants a pony yeah that probably makes sense.

I went with money. it could be bitcoin, okay then that's a bad answer, okay let's be a pony, oh look and look at that pony, it looks like it's a strange pony, yeah, that pony is that pony that needs to go back to the day of legs where I used to exercise. cross between a pig and a lima bean, okay guys, this is your last chance, no, okay, last chance to catch up with the shando team, okay, this is a long one, dear Santa, there's just one thing I want for Christmas crossed out, oh, summer vacation, okay.

I don't really understand this, I guess he repurposed it, it's one thing to bring the blank into my house because I think that blank, that blank looks like more than one word, if you can do that I would really appreciate it if you learned how to spell kid grateful. thank you santa, so was this a repurposed list or I think I want you to bring it up now, but it's for summer vacation? I guess this was for Christmas and then he waited until Santa didn't make it for Christmas and that's how it ended. doing it for summer vacation just discover something there's only one thing I want for Christmas okay guys you have something to do okay go for orlando um rhett and link and I think I can go on the tour I can go on the tour musicality such Maybe oh oh oh you're making this a plugin, I love it and where would they find more information?

This is a letter from a fan. Okay, ethics.com. I didn't tell you to link our mythology tour website, but I do it more. I love it, okay, maybe that's it, chef, what about you, grandma, because I think she's going to die soon, but not on Christmas, but definitely for summer vacation we should talk about that thing to take my grandmother, yes, I just said, I just said a swimming pool. because it's summer um but now I'm thinking it's grandma well mine was a little dark too but not as dark as the police because I think my parents might be criminals okay okay let's reveal it to win leonardo dicaprio for me house because I think he's cute and I'd like to meet him meet a sweetheart I think that means cut 'em into cubes eat 'em right no one got those points right that means shando you've won with two points yes and we'll see more of your Christmas list on Good Mythical and I guess we'll buy you something thanks to Capital One for sponsoring this episode.

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