Help Me My Calves Are Small

Okay, see you next Sunday Sister Mary Beth, good afternoon Universe, my name is Donetti, you may know me as an international funny man and a stay-at-home son, but today I put laughter aside so I can talk to you about a very serious affliction that many brothers and I suffer due to

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taxis. Make a discretion. I advised this to be graphic. Can I cut it? Please cut the camera, brother, every day. Brothers everywhere suffer needlessly. His only mistake is being born with cats this guy was born in a town very similar to yours and mine he goes to the gym he works out but his

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are starving and what are you doing with him sitting there doing your curls doing bench presses while a do children like it? gon The children of the Iron Church suffer every day, it will be who you are man, who you are man I'm just a brother trying to

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you man

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taxis are the greatest source of male security in the world 27,000 to the Men are diagnosed with clinical depression every year because of their little Cales, it's not their fault they were born, we the sauce, it's genetics, come on bro, here for you, it's okay bro, we got this, it's been proven not to you can grow your

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through exercise, don't tell me to do Cal raises Cal raises are just as good for growing your calves as they are raising calves, trust me, I've tried both and everyone has their wits about how to make the big ones jump. rope stretching between sets, do them every day. now now you're doing them too much stationary bike with high resistance high volume low weight low volume Highway hiking pulling a sled stealing muscles Blake Griffin's Cal nothing works Set, set, set, can I get a place here, the kind that is he giving you this?

The advice is the guy who was born with big hats, what does he know? He's the guy who comes in here and does three sets of bodyweight raises before he leaves the gym, just leave, we know they're big, he stops rubbing it. I will no longer be eating bagels in front of anorexics or doing math in front of retards. I'm here saving up for a Civic and your wax and bullshit in front of me bro, the useless guys with the biggest cabs never worked. It's like being born white. I'm becoming a partner in my father's law firm next week.

I haven't even started law school, but you're doing this mom job. I'm sure I forgot in the current question why some guys are born with big Cals but not guys. You were born with big biceps now, if you're like me you've tried every possible way to make your calves grow, so since they're not actually going to grow, here are some ways to make them look bigger and make you feel bigger. best high socks when things look shorter they look fatter, for example, my high socks make your legs look shorter, which makes your calves look thicker, this is an optical illusion, it also makes you look like you're going to play a cool sport, this is also an optical illusion because you're only here to exercise high socks are the Bro equivalent of RS push-up tits K black socks only you're not a 45 year old rapist dad or Mac Miller's sweet Ki Kill Shot high-tops Sometimes the problem isn't that you're small, it's that your ankles are tiny.

No matter how hard you work on your caps, it's almost impossible to grow your ankles. This is what the last three Mission Impossible movies were about wearing high shoes, not just The Sickest Brother Move Ever, but hiding those delicate girl bones you call ankles. The Kill Bill bonus pairs high-top sneakers with high socks for the ultimate C-deception package before the bombs. Game C is a game of inches, not actual inches, because you can measure the ones who think the most. millimeters uh but also not millimeters um more like magic tricks pumps are like makeup you distract yourself from the fact that your calves stink work your calves to pump them not to make them grow you're trying to make everyone believe that this is what your calves really look like but it's a lie, they don't look like that, just like the crater face you brought home from the bar last night at some point you have to wake up to reality.

Pants are the last resort, but the best resource. It's like the last resort. I went to what was the best resort I've ever been to for Malibu passengers, if you figured out how to wear pants to the gym you've pretty much figured out how to make a living, you're one step closer to never having to show again. Your Cales again, next step: wearing pants to beach pants are like those baggy boob curtain shirts that girls wear, everything looks good up but down, no one needs to know that small Cals are a big deal, but if we work together we can

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free the world. of this tragedy, but Gon and friends like him don't have to make it to the 12th and they need you today.

They leave you alone, so send this video to a friend in need. Together we can help the little Cavs disappear into their pants by watching this.