Happy Wheels #102

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days ladies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back, baby, it's back once again, you thought it was gone forever, you thought there was no possible way that brought it back for a week of nostalgia, bam, surprise our expectations subverted like the end of Game of Thrones, you know what I'm going to reboot just so I can hear it again, the song of a generation represents the anthem, yes, the players anthem. I'm proud to be here again at the end of nostalgia week. here at the

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house with willie in a wheelchair next door it's a good time to be here it's going to be alive omg this is going to be an annual tradition now that we play happy

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at the end of each year maybe should be, we will reach episode 200 in 200 years, in fact, if that is not how it works, we are already at 100 100 years, we have an episode done, this will be the second, so in 98 years we will be in episode 200 I will continue playing happy wheels what do people do in happy wheels? 22/12 this was uploaded today and it has 5 stars and it's 99 impossible I'm the best happy wheels look this can be done I may not have control over anything that's happening but I'm determined to make this work right just dodge, dive and dodge, just turn, there you go, there you go, as long as your head is intact, we're fine, you're fine, stay fine. oh oh baby oh yes oh yes slow down 99 impossible I laugh at your stupid odds laughter and a happy wheels fan I'm the only god baby it feels good to be raising all these kids again oh happy wheels I remember being there when they were written the sacred texts silly super pogo fight baby baby oh okay okay okay a surgical procedure get out of my way use your teeth oh god now we're fused we'll get through this if I have to take you with me, okay, okay, this is easy, Get this token if you can, Betty, there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Look at this pure talent, oh my god, I've made a betty shish kebab, get off me, get off me, thank you, thank you oh. for the love of me this is easy it's easy happy wheels is a baby game i can do this i'm the best happy wheels player the world has ever known shut up i can't talk without a head can you be nice? break the barriers of the human condition go further than anyone else further for the love of God now I have a vestigial arm trapped inside me that's good that's good nice pretty beak fall forward oh come on betty nice nice now there's nothing with it that you can hit me nothing with all your powers uh-oh I'll be here for weeks nostalgia week three will happen when this level ends cute don't stay away from her stay away from her she'll just want to stick to your achievements no no no no no oh no no signs From an afterlife I will use you as a launching pad for the next stage of humanity I am human evolution I am the next phase Curt okay are you ready?

That's good, that's good, yeah. yes, five stars, yes, great, I'm glad, really, very good level, man from Ireland, human bridge v2, come on, let's go with segway, steve, oh that's quite a billy bridge, oh that's lovely, no I'm sorry that counts as a win, this bridge is hard to cross, trust me, trying it frustrated me and if you fall, be careful of the rising meteors, all you need is speed and momentum, you know what we're doing , we know what you're doing, that's not bobby, grind them into powder. in paste I'm the best go yourself sore pull red hmm very cute very cute yes yes very cute fuck you billy ha ha cute cute that's too much no I don't have any swords left I don't have any swords left cute little walk through the park on this one, yeah, so you want to throw the sword like this, perfect, you don't want to just grab the swords willy-nilly.

You know, as a Happy Wheels veteran, there's a little subtlety you can do with everything. I will be your dojo master here today 20 seconds we can do better than that look these 20 seconds are child's play 20 seconds is a loser score well can you survive of course I can? I have survived level 99 impossible, I'm so good, unhappy wheels and segway. need to come with me I do everything with my segway I even take a shower nice do it do it do it batter it rots but yeah, let's go well that's shit slower, slower, slower, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, where is the victory in this, there is no winning You let the game play itself.

Happy Wheels is one of those games that works best on its own. Let me counter the impulse. It is easy. It is easy? Just one touch. Just a piece of advice. Is happy. Oh God, Billy, grab your prepubescent head, come on. Come on, come on, oh God, I see where the end is, the end isn't even there, the end is up high Once I have that sound of victory in my ears and that flag in my eyes, nothing will stop me. Minecraft god, this is happy with something like this. pogo jump why don't you lock me into character, oh god, one of these?

Well, so far I'm a newbie. Well, so far, I'm better off closer, warmer and that's it. I'm professional. We already knew it, although I knew it. I don't need these stumps to tell me no no no no no no oh so close so close to being a god so close to being kanye west let's go easy easy I can use the yes I'm so good at basketball and pogo easy easy easy this is a video game for kids video game for kids video game for kids I'm all intact I didn't even lose a safety pad on my body unlock ball throw that sucks okay there you go there you go let's go now this ball is going to come back and hit that ball just do it just come in and then this other one hits this one oh you little blue bastards just go away thank you, thank you oh I have to do it, I don't even have enough balls to do this, I could do it with blindfolds over my eyes look at this nice, nice, good start, go terrible, terrible, What are you doing to me?

Okay, so it's a little difficult, whatever this ball is going to come back and roll back, that's where we are. let's do it, let's break the system so that the balls in the end all come back one by one yes, easy game for babies, give it to me, give it to me slow and steady, you, this one is for all wheels okay oh that was so close can I do this i can do this nice yay oh baby yeah yeah yeah this is this this is this is the only eye on the road oh cocks come first come first this is epic oh that was great oh yeah come on, come on baby, come on baby, for all the tuna in the can, I'm a machine built for speed, built for speed and stupidity, that was great, no, it doesn't seem that hard, but is she?, yes, she is. okay, I like it, I get it, I get it, you made something that doesn't look that hard, but it's actually pretty hard, they all got stuck, oh man, oh they just fall perfectly aligned with each other oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. oh my god, that was amazing, that was great, oh, I deserve your subscription right now, I deserve a like on this video and a subscribeable jetpack, oh, I love these jet packs though, go ahead, don't shoot me, no, don't shoot me disparate oh, that was good, I like it, I like the simple and nice ones that make me feel good about myself, oh, a quick run, oh, billy, you're stupid, I know how to do it, I know how to run the ball and I do ballroom dancing, look at this, this is great if you look Jesus and no, here we go, come on, come on, come on, come on, go, we run the mustard through the ketchup, we put the paddle down, put that on your ass, baby, ooh, you kidnapped Timmy here, okay, I don't want to kidnap. anyone unless you want to say hello to jack as in hello sean excuse me oh like that oh god that's what happens if you think your church behind your head is going to fall don't make it nice and easy just a little bike ride with my son.

It's simple kill Batman it's okay, if I could there, go well oh my God, I'm a legend oh my God, I'm a legend oh my God, I'm going back oh my God, I'm a legend, come on, come on, come on, come on, hello, billy's still with me, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, that's not alright, that's death, that's all dead, oh, a good bottle toss, I've played one of these in a long time. see, okay, I don't know what that did, cool, impossible, bottle, run, did you see what I did in the last one? I warned you, but you still come, you can't leave until you finish the level, okay, made for Gray, still play.

It's the Happy Wheels boy, that's me, look at me, go, oh Tippy Tappy, suck on my diaper, oh, maybe if I really put it away like that, yeah, that worked easy, easy, easy, is it easy? Is it a jc nostalgia weak ball toss? You did it, oh master. of skill oh jesus they shot balls at me okay no death no death no death no death no death no that what is the question mark oh what is that oh what is that what why what is that oh what am I doing yes no no no what do I gain It must be because I'm the best Happy Wheels player of all time.

Seriously thanks. It's cool that people keep creating levels for me. It has been so long. It's so flattering. You will not win. I have won each and every one of them. They told me I wouldn't win anymore, look at this, I told you I would win, okay, okay, I can do this, we can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this. I can do this, you'll be safe here, hurry up, oh God, I won't shoot the harpoon before I get there, come on, come on, are you salting my fries?

Oh, what if it does? A good old harpoon dodge a I love a good harpoon dodge easy easy easy oh my foot oh my cock oh god not even where they come from no sir I'm still life no I'm not dead that's good that's less good now stay here oh god oh god oh god I'm still alive oh yeah oh the best Spike Fall Steve the boss of Spike Fall I still exist in this game in this world people are still thinking about me Spike Fall Steve come on There's only one way to end this episode and first try it first try it first try it first steve try it I really thought I had it right, you have to go, you have to go much further than that, okay, there it is, that's long, but victory is in sight, that's it, go ahead . for me the sound of victory oh yeah yeah i love a good spike drop oh man that will be enough for another episode of happy wheels and another week of nostalgia and another year on the jacksepticeye channel.

I hope you enjoyed nostalgia week again, it's really very fun to do and I'm glad people can go back and remember the things they've liked about the channel over the years. Green hair has been here for eight years. We've been doing this if you've been. here for all eight years which I doubt many of you are, thank you, I really appreciate you being here since the beginning of the journey and even if you joined yesterday or today or found the channel through this video, thank you for being here Like Well, it really means a lot to me that people watch what I do and find entertainment in it, even after all these years, I consider myself very lucky to be able to do the job that I have to do and to be able to entertain people. and to be able to use this platform to do that, but also to do great things in the world, it's the coolest job I've ever had and I'm so glad we get to do it and I'm glad we get to do it. play a silly game like happy wheels and so many people show up to enjoy it and so many people love the memes, it really means a lot to me, I know 2020 has been hard for a lot of people, I hope 2021 is better for all of us. and we are moving towards a better time, but I hope that this week of nostalgia has at least helped you forget about 2020 for a while and allows you to remember 2016 2017 2015 every time one of these videos is posted or at least allows you to remember a better time on the channel here so thank you for watching but also thank you all so much for watching this video if you liked it but thank you all now we'll see everyone that's the last one you'll see for a long time. my throat is bleeding