Half in the Bag: Rogue One

laughter in the back I'm full of gas boy oh boy I can't believe we planned that daring escape for mr. plinkus house after they duct taped the TV, yes it was a great adventure filled with many memorable characters and exciting moments and it wasn't based on past references, don't you agree Jay?, it was a standalone adventure, it's too bad we didn't film it that's true hello I'm rich Miller ski I'm the building inspector for the city of Milwaukee I'm here to make sure your licenses are valid and this building is about to make it let's just talk about

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s a fighter TIE Mon Mothma' is back Princess Leia Admiral Ackbar meets someone else, it was a different Mon Calamari oh I thought they cast the same actor and he just gained a lot of weight among the last companion this one oh no, Affleck wasn't a real person Alderaan adds the walkers we return to Yavin to remember the rebel base I clapped I clapped when I saw it I clapped when I saw the Lucasfilm logo from Darth Vader ts T's 80s T a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away but the title doesn't drag oh wow , I applauded him for being different, he broke new ground fighters as well as x-wing Dobby Zed and Kundu boo boo Honda Babu, you mean the butt-faced lightsaber, Jimmy Smith's basil oregano played by Jimmy Smits , he is the princess and has a non-biological father. exploded on Alderaan Alderaan that's the planet that explodes 80s teased 80s c-3po and r2d2 showed up and I clapped I clapped when I saw them - Mike left because I know Star Wars I know what that is this is the golden leader we We're starting towards the target axis now grandma target lightsaber, did you clap at any of the new memorable moments and characters, we're there, does anyone know Mike clapped, Darth Vader swung his leg, lightsaber, holy shit, there was a red lightsaber and he used the Force, oh my god, it's finally here, the beginning of the end of your life, a new day has dawned, one where we get a new star wars movie or two every year until we're all dead, the first one is called

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, is it? do you remember? things that were in Star Wars me too Felicity Jones stars as jyn erso diego luna stars as Calrissian and Orion mah blond more pawn stars like go Vaughn du pan plague no fan Vaughn stars as blam supple but John Quin blabble stars as org La Femme blacken Hey guys, what did Kathleen Kennedy say to Gareth Edwards after Rogue One got the green light?

What is clear, boy, now let's ruin this and go home, is that we are done with the review. What did you think of Disney's Star Wars Rogue One? Disney's Star Wars story like whoever okay, I was incredibly bored for the first hour because there are no characters, that's the problem, it's amazing, it's an incredibly standard action adventure story, go places, run away from things. things, shoot things, well, the biggest obstacle in the movie. I had to get over it is the story itself because who cares how they got the Death Star plans, which was the most important thing to me, well, spoilers get it, so I thought, well, the only thing they can do To top that is to have really interesting Characters that we like and care about as they go on their adventure to get the plans to the Death Star and they didn't.

These characters are boring. This one got Star Wars wrong in my opinion, how did he get Star? Wars was wrong, it was right with the Star Wars fan version, it was wrong with Star Wars, it was the best Star Wars fan movie ever made. I'm sure a lot of people will say that too because it looked and felt like a fan movie because like after the three Star Wars movies were made, everyone was like, hey, you know, that's cool, Walker, things are cool, that's cool, that's cool. Star Wars didn't say they were cool, they were just in the movies afterwards, everyone said they're cool, it's like Boba Fett. effect, yeah, and what the '80s, the '80s weren't in Empire because, guys, a badass concept, they were there because I need something in the snow that you have to threaten, it's a threat, right?

You can't keep making movies that feel like a star. Wars every year because then it will definitely get old, so I don't want to, oh look at the Marvel movies, at least all the Marvel movies have different characters, every Star Wars movie has to have stormtroopers, Tie Fighters, they have to have all of these same. stuff at least in I'm a Movie, you get Tony Stark, he does whatever in the Captain America movie, you get Captain America, he has a different personality and the third one, sure, we get Thorin, he's an Asgard, there's a tone similar, but there are very different, very different characters. configurations, yes, and that's what happens with the force awakens.

I know people can say it's the exact same stories, new hopes, they can say Mary Sue Mary Sue Mary Sue, all they want. Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell in that man, yes, and she elevates what she could. Be a slightly underrated character with her acting, what's your name? Felicity Jones is so boring in this movie. Let's get this over with. Isn't there anything like them trying to do something where there's a relationship between her and her father, but it still doesn't? I don't know anything about her, well I was the driving force, I mean her and her connection to her father is supposed to be the emotional core of the movie, but we don't know enough about any of them for that that really works well. that scene at the beginning when he said, go, run and hide, oh yeah, I remember when that happened, that was the scene, there was the whole scene, you just acted it out in real time, yeah, we didn't get a nice little scene where, like, For example, Father shows him how to do something on the farm and they have a little bonding moment.

Immediately the bad boy from the lands of the Empire appeared and, by the way, he lands very far away. I'm going to have to walk to the end, right? I know it has a spaceship, but other than that, I'm okay with visual things like that, it was for drama and tension, and I realized that and was fine with it, but that's the problem is that these movies have a facade dramatic, yes, where there is There is nothing behind this. The moment I realized the movie wasn't working for me was about

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way through when what's his name Jin Chen Ursa jyn erso meets Forest Whitaker's character and they're having their back and forth dramatic scene and that That's when I thought, "wow, I'm bored," I realized I didn't care and then at the end of that scene the cities explode and she runs away and the first thing that happens is I'm done running and Richard turns around. each.

Others almost at the same time were saying why is he going to face that giant explosion because that's the term, that's the drama, it doesn't have to make sense in terms of the characters, it's just the scene that has to happen now, which was one by one. one. as a prediction, I think I don't know where the video was, but Forest Whitaker is going to die, you know, you remember the car, something like that and I thought I'm going to jump on this grenade or something like that. Keep them at bay like what K2s did.

Oh, I'll stop you while you do something and I'll die? Oh no, he just lays there, basically gives up, yeah, and it was like, ah, me. You'll just get on the ship, not that you're not too old to move, you can walk to the spaceship, you'd actually be useful because then he could back Jin up on the hologram thing about no one believing him. about yeah, there you go, it would have been very useful or you drop like a rock and one of their robot legs breaks and they have to drag them and you know, leave me behind, I'm just going to slow down, go, go, go , a little while you talk. about this movie its hard not to think about the force awakens because they are so dramatically different and looking back the force awakens yes in retrospect it is a complete clone of a new hope and there were some things in it that i thought They were a little too crazy, but I was looking forward to that humor.

They put the robot in there saying like you know he was a character from Guardians of the Galaxy saying that Lebert is not a group that runs Big O. Marie says really literal things, very little role. I'm singing a dragster in those it's like cheap humor and it's like we have that and there's comic relief but we don't need anything else everyone is miserable it's very monotonous and depressing and there's no courage there's no heart it's just it's sour, yeah, it's a Kind of cheating because you want to see new things in Star Wars, you don't want to see them reused and recycled anyway, so this one is trying to take a different tone, but do that. and then it also doesn't work as a Star Wars movie here's the Star Wars universe here's the dirty little secret it's very small and very limited whatever Star Wars is trying to expand outside of TIE X fighters playing star troopers and sabers light is bad that you understand your The books and all the extenders expanded your other prequels.

You get the space for the moves, yes, or you get everything. It's a brave war movie and where's the fun and adventure? It's exactly the same thing we did before Star Wars. I say it. limited, it's a small universe that they can't do much with, it's true, it feels very expansive, but it's actually quite sad, you're not the same and you know what we always applaud those Marvel movies because they're really good. on riding the line and finding whatever works and hearing from the think tank of studio executives said, let's do something different but not too different, right, let's do something safe but not too safe, how about we do this story and then can we still? to have all these things that people remember but it's different, it will be like a war movie, we can bring back Darth Vader and we can have all the things that people remember, but they are there, not because of the fanservice, they are there because they had to be there and I think Gareth Edwards is an excellent action director, oh yes he was.

I would say that the final act of this film, the actual attempt to obtain the plans for the Death Star, is very well executed. I thought I liked the moment. in the eighties and they're getting shot at and it's all told mainly from the point of view of the terrain, very well executed action stuff, but at that point you don't care anymore, yeah, it's confusing with what we have, what we have to do. bring the thing to the thing and to do this we have to plug the socket into the wall and there are a lot of scenes of people talking about what they need to do, yeah, and it's not really dry and old, well there are very few action scenes. in the first hour, and the ones that are there aren't very exciting, right, and then we get to the end and that's something I was thinking about when I saw the movie.

I thought, "Okay, boring, boring, talking to everyone about the things gray people are." talking about we have to do something, okay, there's an action scene, oh cool, okay, that tells me a little bit of interest, now let's get back to boring talk and in this movie, the only memorable things are some of the action sequences when you take a look at the original trilogy. almost everything is memorable some of the least memorable things about the original trilogy are the action scenes, there is that pretty exciting lightsaber fight in a new hope between Vader and obi-wan, well, exactly as there are so many moments spread throughout the three movies, yes Jedi walks lalalala, but the Ewok village is memorable, yes the Sarlacc pit monster is memorable.

I mean, Harrison Ford is a lovely guy. Harrison because he's a lovely guy. Princess Leia is a daring lady. The macaque sent is not a charming guy. he's talking about casseon's memorable character was his name yeah okay, that was Casio Keyboard Casio he was yeah, it's Cassie and I or and I remember because his name sounds like Calrissian ended up or and or yeah, yeah, that's a reference to Star Trek but Endor and or and or Shara second or Star Trek people, so there is a planet called and or and that has the Andorians who are the blue antenna people, but then there is a planet of Endor that has the Ewok that starts with an E, sure, but Star Wars. has a history of making fun of Star Trek in the names of its characters, hence the Nemedians, oh yeah, where George Lucas said Leonard Nimoy I'll show it to him and, wow, he showed it to him, oh boy, what if you're going to do these independent movies like this one, they should stand on their own and that's another big problem is that the only memorable things in this movie are the things you remember from the original movies, yeah it leans on that a lot and I think that's why I was more interested in the final acts of the film. movie because it's loosely connected to something I care about, which is a new hope.

I know the story of the story the movie is the guy there's a guy named John Knoll I don't know if you know who he wrote a story for this one worked for ILM he's the guy on the couch showing George Lucas as CGI Yoda oh that guy yeah, his name is John Knoll he and his is like a secret genius he and he and his brother created Photoshop ah like he was a super smart guy and he came in right after he made Photoshop the coolest computer program ever. worked for ILM, which is very high up, and said, you know, what an interesting story,like George Lucas's, it was like, hey, what's the what? the backstory of who found the rest of the plans for the Death Star and then you know it's like George seems long, even though he was later sold and then I'm going to present this idea.

Wow, I realize there was a lot of history in this, yeah it goes back a little bit and so he's the guy who came up with the story, the guy who ran the computers well, if you ran the computers then why does it look the goal?as if he had fallen into an uncanny valley. I think this is like you if you do it and you if you don't. I move in a difficult place or another metaphor. I think there are some simple things you could do to make this movie much better. one takes out all the fanservice stuff the last two minutes of this movie are like embarrassing it was a fanservice ejaculation yeah cut all that stuff cut out all the little gestures the guy you'll be dead appears take that out take out c-3po and r2d2 it was awkward it was really weird, distracting, distracting, but of course everyone applauded because it's like dangling a shiny object in front of a cat, but yeah, removing all that stuff makes the characters a little more interesting, maybe it has less of them.

We reinforced the character of Felicity Jones and made it as simple as the story is, as it should be, because it's a very simple story, we have to go here and steal these blueprints, boom, but they also have to include all the external elements. we needed we needed the kind of backstory of what's her face if she had a backstory and not really a backstory, but we got to see her as daily life on the planet and you know that, but gin's character is like five minutes of it. a little girl is hiding in the bunker and Forest Whitaker will come to find you, that's her backstory Ivan the bunker and Forest Whitaker will come to find you and very well, we can all relate to that, the Chinese men in this well.

Can we talk about them and do you know why they were in the movie? Yes, yes, because they wanted to show the film in China. I mean that scene where Donnie Yen likes to kick ass with his baton and beat up the stormtroopers, that was pretty cool. but he never did it again, well that's me because it's something new considering everything else was a gritty war drama, the ass-kicking blind Chinese guy and the comical tough guy with the machine gun, kind of out of place in Saving the Private Ryan. and then you have these people who are like fantasy characters in Saving Private Ryan.

Keep the only Chinese blind. Chinese guy who has some kind of, you could say, strength from time to time just gives your spiritual connection. Keep them there as a spiritual connection and then with Jenner and then maybe with another character, Forest Whitaker, he's the guy who helped the earth when he was young and he was a rebellious guy, but maybe now he's disillusioned and she's like, come on, now I'm growing up and that can help the rebellious rebellion Forest Whitaker Jenner, such a blind Chinaman, that's all we need, cut the rest and maybe add some kind of scene where the gin and the calzone have a reason to like each other where does their link come from, yes, yes, yes, there it was.

There was a brief moment where he was like, you know we're not all of us, you're not the only one who's suffered a loss, yeah, I've been doing this since I was six, yeah, I was hoping for a little scene where they sat down, maybe in them side by side in the bathtub in a wide shot, a lot of negative space and he tells the story of his wife and children how they were shot to death by stormtroopers. Oh, a backstory, a bathroom story and he tells the story and it's like a tearjerker. -shaking off for sure and then they fall in love maybe I'm the only one who wants some love in my movies in a way it wasn't this but it wasn't earned at all it wasn't enough and it wasn't established or it happened at the end and also it killed people.

I don't blame them for trying to do something a little more serious. It feels silly when you have the Private Ryan scenes and they're stormtroopers, it makes it feel silly, but they're little pigs. shooting, take men shooting guns. I don't blame them for trying, yes, that's true. I think a lot of people sat at a giant table and everyone talked about what was the safest and smartest thing to do. You don't want anything that's too much. similar to the force awakens, you don't want anything too crazy, too specific in a character, like they didn't jump right in with the Yoda prequel, you know what I mean, yeah, you're on a show, look at all the things. what you can do with this universe yes we can tell a part of a story that you've already seen before you can't really do much McKenzie buzz Oh well I would tell you when you say don't take risks and I guess we're I'm going to get into spoilers for here on out, like why not.

I would say that the ending is quite risky. This movie just kills everyone. What a great time to release it during the holidays so you can watch it with your kids. Yes, yes, I basically had the same thing. ending up like a melancholy Lars von Trier movie where the characters just await their demise, they could have done very well, just Darth Vader just rounds them all up and just walks into this prison, it's still better than like I hate the last few minutes of this movie. so stupid and made one of you cruel when you cut up a wax sculpture of Carrie Fisher that was the worst thing ever grand moff tarkin looked good I'm still very I'm not thinking it looks great I thought you looked good I think it's Very I think which is stupid that they did it, it was a bit like yeah, no, no.

I am totally against the idea of ​​doing that. I thought the effects looked good, you could tell what they said about Candy Valley effects, but yeah, no, it wasn't. okay, he has someone else, it's not okay in the context of making the movie. I'm just saying that the effects themselves look good, but choose someone else or just don't put it there, we didn't need it, yeah, find a way to write. around that, yeah, because I'm just thinking I imagine 30 years from now, if Disney is still leveraging Star Wars, what will it be, we're going to be like CGI Mark Hamill, it's like how long, do new things, do new things Please, can we?

He talks about what they are like. Remember, I said what follows in that video that they were rich, he said what follows, remember when we were wondering about the TIE fighter that faced Genesis in the table that wasn't in the movie, that's right. different tie-fighter that fired lasers and blew up the platform, well I'm going to assume it relates to new footage, I'll probably assume it, so I imagine it wasn't Vader flying the TIE fighter, this is a rebellion. Did I rebel? If you continue fighting, that's all that's left. We have a deal. Can we talk about Darth Vader and how weird he was?

It was weird. That voice sounds so old that it was like the filtering wasn't correct. James Earl Jones, but it just didn't sound right like us, it's just that he's getting up there, he's getting up there, that's true, but it was just the tone that he was in, he was more distracted than not, it sounds like a Halloween. costume like something looks weird and I don't know if it's like in a contemporary movie seeing that costume looks silly and they're just used to the old ones and since the original was basically a Halloween costume, that's true, I have a hypothesis. the costume looks a little weird in this possibly because they are trying to make it look more like the first one when it probably wasn't as cute as if it were an empire or yeah no I agree I think that was the plan even though on the first one you could see fingerprints yeah and this was like you know they buffed it a lot with the wudu skin but yeah they tried to make it look wacky like the 70s in the 1977 movie but that's at odds with your crude war drama, yes, Darth Vader looks silly.

I just know that if I were Darth Vader I wouldn't want to live in a castle surrounded by lava given his history. I thought it was a strange choice, maybe it's just a reminder just a reminder, yeah, really? I guess I would think that living in constant pain and wearing a suit would be a reminder, maybe maybe it would be a reminder of the last time I wasn't living in a suit in constant pain, okay, do you remember when? I was jumping and the floating lava makes me think they referenced Obi-wan Kenobi in this, remember they have to happen sometime in every beat, all the encounters were done with a side of blue milk, it's like the image of the cow or shows where all the cuts of meat are tell Star Wars an element you should include in your movie obi-wan r2d2 blue milk what is the steak what is that what's in the cow let's start with the fader oh oh, they're not sabers of light, well, we're talking the theater has a light scene I guess Darth Vader is the steak, okay, what's the steak, just the lightsaber itself is just a steak, okay, mmm, what's the roast of loin?

Jar Jar Binks CGI grandma, so I was a little surprised by this. It's not that it's a horrible movie, but they've been so smart with the way they've handled the Marvel movies and made them consistently at least good, that this feels like a big deal. I mean, this movie is going to make a billion dollars, whatever, but to me personally it feels like a huge misstep, yeah, well, that was at the beginning of them having the Star Wars property, it feels like an experiment they are feeling about what they can do with the Star Wars universe.

Too real. I'm taking big risks, but yeah. They made all their safe bets and the only thing they didn't like. I looked at this and said, "You know, I want to see it. I need to." to see Star Wars, but I don't want to see a war movie. I don't want to watch them unless it's a really clever, cool spy movie that they didn't make, yeah, it wasn't like it was. We are going to assemble a team of first-class people to enter. I thought they would go to the Death Star and yeah, break in and download the plans, and it would be like Mission: Impossible.

It's been fun, what about me? But we still have to have space battles even in the small-scale story, but we're like if you've ever seen all eleven Ocean movies. I have never seen it. I know how funny they are. Are funny. a Chinese acrobat in the first one because he's the only guy who could walk through this thing and do a backflip over this other thing so as not to set off this security alarm. They're like we need someone who's four feet tall and weighs. 70 pounds and who can do a backflip so they find the Chinese acrobat and hire his team and all the characters are kind of funny and witty and sarcastic and I thought this was going to be that and I thought it was cool. that they are all Loudon the k2s Oh robot, it's so fun and I thought, oh, all these other characters they will be.

This movie will conquer me, yes, these characters will conquer me, but it was like making what we are. I'm going to die, everyone's going to die, there was no charm or fun and I think that's what Gareth Edwards is missing. I don't know much about him other than he made a depressing Godzilla movie and Dowry, and that's his thing. thing and he's not doing well. I think he's a talented filmmaker. It's just and it's very difficult for me because I don't want to say that I just want the same type of Star Wars movie over and over again, but at the same time. when he does something like this he goes for a different tone which doesn't work either so I guess what you're saying there's just not much you can do with Star Wars this was held back by two things it was a big remember these big space explosions and battles and things, but it was supposed to be backed by two things, a relationship between the general and his father and two, we all need to fight against power, the Empire is bad, we should all like her speech, which she You know? , really cheesy, even for Star Wars.

I thought some of the people behind it, this was cheesy, yeah, that kind of thing like we're oppressed by this system and we want to tear it down, it can be really supportive for them. really motivating theme, but in this one it was like I didn't care, yeah, and I didn't care about the father-daughter plot, so instead, make it a fun spy adventure movie and have that keep the movie going aloft. and then he's going to pretend to be an imperial admiral, yeah, so they let him into the room, but he has a masquerade during the party. mm-hm, they'll make a hologram of him so his face looks like oh no, he's initiating the malfunction, rich, you got it.

Yes, you have it, it's like when I saw Diego Luna in the imperial uniform and I thought that would get you, yes, yes, the hologram that is on his neck that makes his face look like Sanji's. Hello Grandma, Grand Moff Tarkin, what's wrong with your face? circa 2016 CG there's nothing wrong why your neck keeps sparking maybe that's how you watch that movie we're going to have a separate movie explaining that someone else is in costume yeah what a glitch you have those lines you always see in this house right, yes, many like the fun and clever stuff about how to enter the Empire and get to the center of the Death Star wherever they keep the plan to download it.

The cores of your computers in the middle, yes, they have to overcome all these obstacles to find. It would have been fun and I said it was like Saving Private Ryan. Saving Private Ryan was a fun movie. I'm going togo see Hacksaw Ridge and enjoy it a bit. All the characters die. I just want to go to the movies on Christmas Day. I've been here to talk to me, the dad of the funny robots, that's a whole different story talking about the kids that had, they had the premiere of the movie, but like a week or so, two weeks before they had the participation in the premiere, it's like 25 minutes. they invited some people to Lucasfilm to Skywalker Ranch to watch 20 minutes and they invited the usual suspects of people in the film industry, not tons of critics, but websites like fanboy critic websites, oh yeah, yeah, and then They also invited many. mommy bloggers I don't know if you're familiar with this, it was called the Rogue One event and there are a lot of mommy bloggers that attended and also mommy bloggers it's like I'm so I'm going to watch the movie to see it.

Star Wars and it's like I'm talking about kids toys and I'm talking about SAS healthy meals for your little ones, what I was like, oh god, they're their marketing team, they're behind the scenes, the team is doing well, the trailer did it . doesn't play well with mom bloggers and if we're going to get a backlash from moms and kids, the moms are going to say, I'm not taking my eight or six year old to see this because it's a violent movie, yeah, let's win to the mommy bloggers, but we can't show the whole movie, we can't show the part where Calrissian and/or murders people, let's show them the fun parts with the robot, yeah, and I bet you it was 20 minutes of the fun parts with the robot oh so I'm curious to see how this plays out over the initial release weekend with all the moms and the little kids like you said you were a little kid and you look at this it's cute. depressing and scary wouldn't that grab you but would you do a greek but you keep fighting so many little adjustments so yeah that's what it's like there would be this movie with words if they just toned down the fanservice. close or the characters, yes, some humor was added that covered the entire Space Battleship.

You can't, you can't remove the fanservice, that's the license. I know, I know, but if you really like it for a movie, it feels like it's taking. possibilities by being dark and brave and killing everyone it still feels like I'm not taking risks it's a really strange anomaly it's like my brain is it's a lady it's not a success it's a lady but it's going to please a lot of bearded fat guys Guys, absolutely , I heard them chewing popcorn opening candy wrappers in my ear. I heard a lot of yeses and that kind of thing was strange, masturbatory, Ant Walker appears for the first time, oh man, you know, leave it, it was like being in a theater. with a group of perverts watching porn yes, oh yes, it's Darth Vader, yes, Darth Vader's lightsaber came out.

I heard so many, it was disgusting, wasn't it, that's an apt analogy, yeah, it's an afternoon, it's the Star Wars part, it's just A Miss to us, Star Wars fans want what they have, they want what they have , yeah, yeah, it's just sad because it's not going to be like that, it's not the Star Wars movies, even the prequels and the prequels and the force awakens, this is the first one. that's not aimed at a general audience if you're five or if you're 95 you can get something out of those films somehow if you're 35 to 38 and you have a giant beard and you grew up in the Stour and you grew up on Star films Wars, this is the Star Wars movie you want and want to go to, oh yeah, when you see an ATSC walking around and shooting things, this is the movie for you if you're a little kid. and you want to be inspired and you want to discover the magic of movies, go watch something else because this is a miserable nightmare if you just want a good story and you want good characters and you want something intelligent, that's what it was missing, it was intelligence.

Rich's idea. about Diego Luna using the thing that this guy assumed as a general to be able to get through this and there's nothing smart, it was like, let's make everyone fight each other, yeah, I don't blame them for trying something different, you know, I applaud them. His efforts to try something new tone-wise, I guess so, but I think this shows that that doesn't really work. Yes, it is a very well made film. I think the effects on the appearance of the world are better than the force awakens, maybe one of the others. twelve Star Wars movies that we can expect in the next decade will prove us wrong it all comes down to the story and the characters we only want good characters and a good story I think they tried to have good characters but they were too boring Oh nice if you know that but now Do you know if you like it or not, this recommendation is irrelevant, it is completely wrong, well, sir. city ​​inspector, what did he think of the rogue city inspector's inspection of him? oh oh yes yes no uh his plan to distract me by talking about Star Wars has worked and I've completely forgotten about the inspection I'm going to now, okay, bye.

I'm going to walk straight into the traffic. Oh, because I'm so distracted by Star Wars, here goes. Did you hear that it sounded like he walked into traffic? It sounds like a car hit him.