Half in the Bag: Doctor Sleep and Parasite

or a secret tower saying AHA haha, this is what we're going to do, we're not nominating a woman this year, you know what? I mean, yeah, it's not just what people saw, maybe not, and a lot of people saw the little women, maybe because we saw a

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based on everyone's going to die, I die, I die, it's a classic of a movie that becomes popular only from word to word. of love you make a really good movie that people will see and it is of general interest Ford versus Ferrari. I saw the trailer and thought it's kind of interesting.

I guess I'm not really into cars or car history, so I'm not going to watch it, yeah, and the women, I was like, oh, another adaptation, and then you know, maybe it's like that, you know, it's like who saw what, yes, and if you remember the Academy, if it were, I would make an effort to try to see everything. so I could vote as accurately as possible, but they are busy people and maybe they didn't see everything, maybe they all saw a

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because I'm with Five. I see the parasite, that's how it won best movie.

It's like it's not a nefarious conspiracy. Yes, the parasite. first foreign language but we never made the best pitch well I pat you on the back Academy come on Pat you're awake on the back I'm sorry this is ridiculous it's just ridiculous to see who would get mad about the Oscar and which doesn't affect your life in no way, you can still go see the movie, it's not like art, the winner of Best Picture, all the other movies are eliminated, they don't exist, that's the problem, I just don't know and and and I think it's great because you know there's this stigma, I mean people with below average intelligence, people with subtitles and movies with subtitles.

I watched the first episode of a TV show called Llosa Spooky's, have you ever heard of this? I think it was a lighthearted first episode it has Fred Armisen it's all in Spanish it's about these you'd really like it actually okay because it's about this the loss of Spooky I think it means the Spookys it's this group of kisses Spooky's happy birthday Billy but it's all something once and you know you look away for a second you're eating your KitKat bar I take your KitKat bar and I dip it in hot water oh of course I hit that popcorn yeah yeah and then I sprinkle it on candy, it's a complete process.

It's a whole process, so if I'm doing that, I look away from the TV and I miss five lines of dialogue, so I really like the foreign movie scenario where you say I'm going to watch a foreign movie, that's subtitle, no no. I'm going to eat my KitKat bar. I have to pay attention. There is some butter covered popcorn covered in liquid caramel. I can't do that when I watched a foreign movie. If I liked. I saw her. Know. I gave up on Lewis Spooky because I think I can't, I can't just constantly read the screen, I have to eat junk food while watching my programming and I have to play on his cell phone, this sounds exactly like why that YouTube guy was so I'm crazy about Parasite, but if I say I'm going to see a foreign movie, I'll watch a foreign movie and read all those subtitles, and Parasite is definitely worth watching because, like I started by saying, the poster is weird.

The poster is a little creepy. I went into the movie not even knowing what the plot was even though people were saying, "You have to watch parasites." The best way to see it. I knew there was a creepy element because of the sign, but I have no idea, yeah. I think I may have heard something about classism or you know something like that and I knew it, but then I looked at it and I have no idea where. was going and that's why it takes a pretty drastic turn almost exactly

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way through because it's two hours it's like right on the hour mark yes, we have to reveal spoilers if you've already seen it yes, you wanted to see it and if you don't want to see a subtitled movie , then you're probably not going to be swayed by this review, so the film shouldn't be nominated for Best Foreign Film and then also have a chance to win Best Picture because none of the other Best Picture nominations had a chance to be nominated for any another thing, this is America, this is the United States of America, but the way it did, I mean, was that it fulfilled the class messages of the movie or it wasn't particularly subtle. but they are told visually, the way it tells the story is much more interesting and nuanced than something like Joker.

The framing of the window is like the framing of a movie screen, which I found interesting. They go up. the stairs to find your story boss, yes, yes, and then the subway, the sub-basement windows and the stairs, recurring images and it's great, it's and totally like the first

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is really entertaining and fun, ripping this one off family, it was like that. I don't remember the last time I saw a movie. It was like I was completely invested in the story, yeah, it's just been a while where this feels fresh and different and I'm curious where it's going, yeah, and that's why I don't really want to talk about the story because it's wonderful to see it unfold, yeah, and then when would you know the rise of Skywalker as the quote-unquote story that was talked about all day, yeah, because people don't see that for a long time. the story they see for the show and this is this, you know a little bit about both to be honest, it's not the most complicated story, it's more about all the pieces that fit into it and how it develops, yeah, and all the little ones twists and turns John Michell Uncle John, this is, I mean, the fact that it won best picture is like an example of, you know, talking about people who read subtitles or whatever, or it's like you make a good movie, if you make an interesting story, it will. reach the people, yes, and this is the case and I hope that for now, maybe people are not familiar with other Bong Joon movies, let's go back and see like the host or even Snowpiercer, which is in English.

It's very nice to see his acceptance speeches because, as we were talking about before, he was very kind, very fond of cinema, cinema and filmmakers. Through it, he salutes Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino and the other nominees. your movies, but you know that he didn't talk about not putting cow's milk in your coffee to achieve moments in which we feel or were made to feel that we defend different causes; We are talking about fighting the belief that when we steal your baby from a nation, a people, a race, a gender to artificially inseminate a cow. Gotham moves so much gratitude, it's like everyone who went up there and it was like this kind of injustice, that kind of injustice, bah, bah, bah, and you know those things are important. but at the Oscars, you know, they'll get two hundred thousand dollar gift bags and everyone's rich and everyone's like preaching to you and they're two-faced, yeah, do as I say, not as I do, I kind of feel, you know. whatever Phoenix was rambling about what he wasn't rambling about, I don't know and that's fine, whatever, but my point was Bong Joon-ho gets there and it's like I love movies and thank you for this.

It's an honor and then the Hollywood people get there and they're like, yeah, me and it's a South Korean movie that won best picture and beat all the Hollywood people, you know what I mean, yeah , well, the movie itself is saying something that you know is certainly political, but he, but the movie speaks for itself, yeah, you know, you really should be punished for the huge lack of diversity in his parasite movie. I love how they lecture everyone about the women you know. "You're great, all women are superheroes right, so they invite Eminem to perform and they all dance alongside a man who has said the most misogynistic and homophobic things in his lyrics.

Now I like Eminem, I like him and you know I'm someone what does it say". hey, you don't like it, don't listen well, but they're all cross-eyed Gogol, finally, yeah, what Joaquin Phoenix said, kind of like everyone sit down, sit down and I don't feel elevated above any of my fellow nominees or no one in this room I'm not better than you and I'm better than my other nominees we're all the same but all of you shut up and listen to me yes I will accept this award at an awards show no better than anyone else but listen to me rant for twenty minutes.

I have a rich celebrity who played a comic book character. Let me tell you how to live. Let me tell you what the evils of milk are like. Let's recap by saying that there is indeed justice in the world, but Hollywood celebrities don't really feel bothered because there are too many men reviewing movies. It's not an injustice and injustice is not being able to put food on the table for your family or get the medicine you need. When you're sick, that's not it. There are too many white guys reviewing Captain Marvel these people are a joke so Jay you ready to move to Hollywood don't start our film company oh we're talking about a couple of views are you doing it?

Oh bong, joon-ho was just announced to direct Birds of. prey: there are some good North Korean movies to obey or die, oh that's it, you know, me and my nuke, America, the devil's machine, you know, the lists, they're all from Kim Jong, Loney, you know all his movies, that's what I'm talking about. Meet the filmmakers with an individual voice, Obey or Die is one of the most important films in North Korea, it has been shown in theaters for 10 years, all under number one at the box office, if every screening is packed, every screening , I mean, it is mandatory that you see but that