H3 Podcast #29 - Jacksfilms & Erik of Internet Comment Etiquette

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, you want anything done, you want a booth on Facebook, that's where you go for boobs, yeah, I have all kinds of buffa nads on Facebook, your Facebook. com slash biz Sorry, you're right, you're right, they have a special landing page, poof, quiet redirects to Facebook, right, yeah, yeah. Facebook advertising has become a national spotlight since it revealed last week that it had uncovered $100,000 worth of ads. place during 2000 oh well all this was just with the G oh yes I didn't I read this far in no no III I took a look at one or two headlines that said I had news similar to this, so is this like the new thing, like YouTube promotion?

I'm like YouTube running ads on Isis videos, it's like that, well it's a little bit different because when those ads run on Isis videos, basically YouTube runs them en masse, so an advertiser says, I want to run my apology, no at one point I was like I ever press her hug hug okay so yeah just so you know there's a Bulk they say I want to post my videos on YouTube and Jack h3's cool YouTube movie , this guy is demonetized but Isis got him, yeah, but these guys say I want to target my dogs who think Jews need to burn an internal Hellfire very specifically. targeting hate groups yeah right Mark Mark Zuckerberg doesn't have any kind of filter where I call burning the Jews yeah let's think about this though is it immoral?

I mean, if there's a dollar there, if there's a marketing dollar there, if there are people who hate Jews, it's not like this is going to change their minds. Well, could I pay YouTube to make a video about burning Jews? What do you mean pay YouTube to go? Hey, YouTube. I'm going to make a video called burn down the Jewish Nazi Party lol and I'll give you like 25 bucks. Could you be like 25 points Amin, yeah, but what you want, I think before now they wouldn't do it and it would be like a pre-video ad before certain videos, right, I guess? is the right comparison here, yeah, before you could do that, you're actually saying it before, that's how populist, yeah, now their systems are.

In fact, I found my own experience just putting Jewish in the title description or tags, what the heck, yeah, that's some just saying. Jews also like LGBT to get to monetize yeah what the hell is that, it's about the fifties well that one is really confusing to me because YouTube and Google in general seem very diverse yeah okay on con, I don't think so. it was intentional, it's machine learning, oh that's the problem, yeah, this talking to people on YouTube, actually the algorithm is completely run by an AI, they don't even understand what it's doing. I don't agree with that, it's kind of creepy.

I want Eliminate that AI, how do we confuse that thing so much that it commits suicide? Okay, I committed suicide. I do not have you. I've seen enough of the Internet to know that, come on, any intelligent being would want to commit suicide, oddly enough. enough, I have a whole article about how suicide rates have increased and I want to talk to you, oh yeah, and I don't think AI is excluded from that. No, I would push for the AI ​​to be as sad as possible. Yes, yes, there was this. a robot in Futurama that was like programmed to be suicidal yeah on that one no who's a sad robot that's it now I haven't seen that episode huh listen let's take a break and we'll come back that was such a non-sequitur buzz Dan was as a 45 minute alert everyone call your therapists yeah all the moms come back from our sponsors who make this show possible so don't skip it motherfucker and let me tell you what else is funny.

I do. entertaining and I do it jokingly, your ads have the best advertising offer, yes, are you using it now? You almost did it. I didn't want to use it because you guys asked me to see it and show it to you, but not everyone turns brown and from time to time they demonetize the old no, that's fair Eric doesn't know how to pose pain yeah, oh, that's talking about

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in the bathroom. I know we're about to take a break, but I came in. a guy doing that in the bathroom of a bar right, I'm in this bar for a guy's birthday like butters, yes, I like butters, that's what I thought when I saw that I entered the bathroom and I thought the stall was clear because When there's a person at the urinal I go to the stalls, so I open the stall and it's this guy with his pants around his ankle and his underwear.

Just I like it. I like you to know that he is peeing. You said they asked him. He was looking at his butt. To me, he wasn't unlocked, you didn't care if you walked, you know he wanted me to come in and then I saw him later that night and I thought, man, you can do it, I saw you, but not up front today. I didn't face them from a distance, you saw it, yes, yes, it's like something I knew about him, I didn't want to know, right, yes, there are guys as soft as soft, we have the best sets, so with that said, see you in a short moment, okay, now I would like to quickly thank our sponsors, without your help this show would not be possible.

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Would you rather I just go through an actual commercial for the company or person talking about it that you tuned in to watch I know you're complaining we have the best copy we make the best ads how much did you enjoy that guy one hundred and ten fingers he was watching on Twitch while I took a during those seven minutes God bless you here it was great, it was great, true, it is of good interest, all things tie together whatever they were, yes, no, I have them all, I have them all, they tie the Pope's bouffes and his lantern while in his hat in the calmest manner.

If you like it, copyright burns quite a hole in flashlights. I think the answer is obvious. Let's check it out. Yes, there are a couple of Bushes. Know? I have to drop a couple of drops to leave the honey. I have to congratulate our intern, who is really doing well. We have water yes yes shout yes me neither then no no thanks to someone now what I'm thinking are you hungrier oh this is vodka yes of course yes naca DEET Jack doll I know you're like a picky little one but tell me you'll have some pizza if I ask, oh, you want you to realize that I'm trying to make about a tenner from Europe, so really, oh mate, a couple ofBlack absorbs a ton of energy, yeah, and that heat gets trapped and radiates out and when you multiply that by the area of ​​Los Angeles, which is huge, it actually has a net effect like it's raising the temperature on its own, they have five to ten degrees, basically, so they're going to repave the entire city with this new special. coating that will bounce all the light and I was asked that that alone will reduce the temperature in the city by three to five degrees, yeah, oh, yeah, um, and then there are other things too so you can put them on, maybe you guys have seen this before I have discovered how to lay grass according to the rules.

I love it, right, and the same thing is that having grass there instead of black shingles is going to absorb a lot of heat from planting more trees, so you've actually set a goal. Is it that in the next 20 years you want to reduce the average temperature in the city of Los Angeles by 3 to 5 degrees, so it's just that 100 100 days will be a 95 degree day, that's a noble effort, yeah, yeah, a noble effort they made? I pay attention to the heat of the asphalt when they take temperature readings, yes, yes, it's actually quite interesting, but a traditional asphalt absorbs 90% of the sun's radiation, which is as you know, 90% is a lot, just for clarify.

I know more percentiles, yes, no. I don't have air conditioning in my room so I'm definitely sorry, but Eric makes your video so much better. I'm a sweaty guy, so this shows it. This is a picture of some asphalt and in the background there is darker asphalt. the asphalt we all know and love, yes, and these are the new things they want to put in right now. You can see in the infrared ray what a difference this 138 degrees Fahrenheit versus 96 versus 96 makes to us, yeah, yeah, that's huge. They want to remake the whole city, which you know, is a sprawling city.

I mean, we have a couple of freeways in Los Angeles, some yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, that's a good hobby, hey, it's like a race, I bet it's weird, yeah. I bet once we get to the age where we can't fry an egg on the asphalt we'll have one, yeah that's cool honestly I think that's an ingenious solution yeah for a problem that's inevitable let's face it . It's nice, this is a 20-year plan. I need to be re-elected ten times. That guy literally gave Jake Paul such a hard time and his own guys got a good lead, yeah, you took him over the top with that one.

Okay, okay, so the next story moves on. I have a couple of stories from Japan, so for all of you, we drink, we have Italian, thank you. I'm more of a voter. I should be really excited guys, Wow, tough, that was my white ghost, not really. I don't know guys, whatever the white ghost means and you're the weeaboo right now, so have you ever heard of CRISPR? I think so, it's quite an interesting thing, so CRISPR is this, what is it? It is derived from a bacteria. type of bacteria and basically scientists have figured out a way to use it to edit DNA in a very specific way um and you know this is still in development, they haven't really perfected it or anything, but they're getting closer and closer and the implications .

All of that, as you can imagine, is pretty crazy, so recently scientists in Japan have been able to achieve this steadily and in a consultative manner. They said there is a 75 percent success rate for all the profit percentages out there. We know there are many, many. many, with seventy-five percent accuracy, can change this particular type of Morning Glory flower from white to purple, huh, and then they can just you had me in Morning Glory, so what you're saying is in terms of Twin Peaks .it is possible to drink a coke, it is a blue rose coke, yes, exactly, yes, in the election and to be able to use it in the program constantly and maybe 75% of the stores were like mutants, you can modify the genetics of a baby, yes.

A little sapling will plant a human being, you know? So it's like a dollar, the cheap kind, or like it's not all dollars, but I mean, like they're trying, so this is like baby steps, Jing, so a couple is pregnant and They, you know , they did a DNA test on the embryo when they found out that it's going to have watery brown eyes, yeah, and they're like something so much more than just your brown eyes, alright, that's where I need something unethical like, you know, oh. I want my babies to be designer babies, basically babies with all the options that are like the morally gray area, but the downside is that you know you could have a baby that has some kind of genetic disorder that you know is going to cause . a horrible life or a horrible pain and she goes in there and literally cuts out that little piece of DNA that's wrong and she corrects it now you have a whole life ahead of you without having some kind of having some, you know, giant ones because you're now let's say I wanted a lobster hand, baby, yes, CRISPR can make your dreams come true in the future and my YouTube channel will be dad.

Oh, lobster, dad, oh, no claws, dad, oh, both of you, I'm going to throw you both in a dresser. It reminds me a lot. Me, a one-hit man, all my pimps out there, what do they got there? quick, a quick update, a breaking news bulletin. Oh gaijin means foreigner apparently in a derogatory sense of the stupid Warner guys, isn't that gringo ass right in all my negligence? yeah, that's right, what fueled the neglect in the first place, beautiful, what else did we get, so I'm also coming to you from Japan recently, in ancient Japan, they had this outbreak of this disease that was spread by ticks, right? and what it's called has a really crazy name here the abbreviation is SFT okay so like SFT na it's this kind of uh it looks like a fever it's like hay fever yeah something that has a mortality rate about 30% if you catch it. up, that's nice, yeah, by the way, it's been four and a half hours, he's been drinking the whole time, go to the bar with these guys, it's four and a half hours, yeah, wait, thirty percent death rate, that's terrifying, well, up to thirty, it gives you a low level. platelet count fever vomiting diarrhea six out of this country not even a damn wall well yeah we're talking keep them away so close that thing so check it out in Miyazaki prefecture.

I think it's the prefecture, it's like they're Baker states. I really underestimated the feelings of that guy, Smith or something, yeah, I'm from Kevin Smith, Alabama, so the officials in Miyazaki held a press conference to warn everyone that this is a problem, be on the lookout and brought two tickets for show the audience one. dead and one alive and they just spent this whole press conference talking about, you know, this is something serious and you know it's a deadly disease and it can affect anyone and you know this is a big deal once they end up explaining to the room everything that they use a pair of tweezers and they pick up the tick and they release it oh no and that thing was loaded with life oh yes Ebola bats and they did everything, my God, well, apparently everyone got scared, but then everyone like all the reporters, They all like to jump into the action and they're like crawling and like everyone's done it, you know, I used to throw myself on the ground because it's like tickets like microscopic nightmares, right, tiny, okay, lose a contact lens, yeah, where? yes the consequences are amplified yes they go much further sorry they failed and finally they cleaned the room and just mass disinfected it they just trashed the whole building someone went home what's a tick on their butt and the country of Japan is and that is. how a new animation attack on tick boom I'm fine I have to finish this you're done I'm done he's gone yeah we're stupid baby a couple okay we can yeah I don't mean even after the charity stream what do we do?

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I want to give you a chance Sarah, I love you all, you guys are killing it on Tuesday, we don't have a show on Tuesday, it's basically Dan and I, do we move to a new house or set up the new studio? We moved to a new house, me and cure Dan, by the way, is helping me. I'm so broken, what would you say? Would you say Dan is looking out for you in some way? Thanks, you came yesterday, he helped me take out the trash, don't worry guys, let's go. Let's Ethan, we'll cook them as small as possible, okay, I'm sure our salmon has a perfect way to make salmon with crispy skin.

I love that crispy skin, just like I like my gangbanged sons crispy, it shoots into Stuart and I like it. I guess I like my kids anyway, guys, thanks for watching. I hope you had as much fun as we did. See you next friday. There is no podcast on Tuesday. Thanks to our guests. We love. Super Trouper Nation. Stay strong. Stay warm. It's spicy that your guy logs out.