Gutfeld on last night's disastrous debate

Last

night

's

debate

makes Dumb and Dumber look like Citizen Kane. Some call it a disaster, others a train wreck, even the National Institute of Dump Fires has weighed in quotes. Please don't bring up the dumpster fires at the same time as that

debate

. The debate was much worse. we got that quote, so how bad was this? You'll be litigating this all year. I think we were talking about mass and it doesn't take two hours. Why do I stop? it's my turn to respectfully ask if they would please try to keep the giardia down i have seen more order in a prison riot the constant talking over and over again created an apt metaphor for dams an unsupervised nursery without nappies now the debates within the party require infighting, but I'm in the same party, they really were like different species exchanging battle cries, sadly the most capable adult could barely crack a joke.

I'm really surprised that all these fellow contestants up here I guess would be the right word since no one pays attention to the clock. I'm surprised they show up because after I did such a good job beating them

last

week, I would have thought they'd be a little scared to do it. it was sad not as sad as seeing him apologize to a leftist for stopping crime because once you do that they smell blood and then no forgiveness just punishment unless you're an actual criminal but those aren't the big issues it's much worse that was It wasn't a debate it was a launch party on the Titanic

last

night

you saw the opposition toxin at work where every idea is positioned as a versus men versus women black versus white gay versus straight so when you talk to unite a country is met with a smile you Unity means patriotism which is really oppression driven by bigotry unable to unite behind American ideals in free markets and free minds scream about how bad everything is even when things are great but things aren't great for everyone they will i tell you the truth but your divisive message only makes things worse for the people who want to do better and are trying to do better that's the opposition mentality every answer ends with a nod cut off the only way you can do better is if someone makes it worse they even managed to politicize a global virus that's not a message it's a virus and they're stuck with it ok katie?

What were your favorite moments? Well, I think what you saw last night was looking for a last date. a night or four days i'm from south carolina a week before super tuesday this was a beat down talking people interrupted each other without sticking to the rules it was a foretaste of dying beat up campaigns this was the last stop for people like Elizabeth Warren Amy Klobuchar Mayor Pete, you're done if you don't get any kind of momentum from this debate and as we've seen the debates haven't really paid off in terms of supporting other people, but I thought Elizabeth Warren had the most attack weird about the night she went after mayor bloomberg for allegedly telling her and hiring a female employee to kill her baby when she was pregnant which takes out the last argument on the abortion issue so on one hand she says abortion is not was to kill but then she accuses michael bloomberg of telling an employee to kill her baby which i thought the democrats had to choose is a very strange thing for her to say and it certainly didn't get her anywhere going to carolina South on Saturday, yeah, and they've never been able to back that claim anyway, I want to know what CBS or the Democrats are to blame for that mess, well I think the CBI should have been able to see that something was pretty predictable, that it's the last debate before Super Tuesday, it's not just South Carolina's Super Tuesday, and therefore there are a lot of people, as Katie was expounding, who see this as their last chance to make their case before the big voting, not just from South Carolina but from Super Tuesday. people are desperate and they're hungry and they're going to scratch, yeah, spit and smoke, they should have had better, you know, railings to make sure there's nothing overt, I mean here at this table, I think we make an effort. not to talk too much because the audience gets mad, they don't exactly like it and I think as you know it seems like it's not only decorum but also ineffective if you're trying to get a message across so I think that's a mistake I mean what they could have done I mean you think maybe you don't need moderators in some cases lincoln-douglas didn't have a moderator but I would say you know they should have they should have been very clear about it lanes and timings maybe bells and whistles boxes alright Fox has done the whistles and had to actually do it in 2016 with the republicans yeah shock with electricity that's what we gotta make you be this was like watching people fight over what kind of coffin they're going to to be buried I went back and looked at previous debate highlights from other cycles to see what I was missing and Rubio Cruz Christie Romney all these people would decimate any of these people we saw last night just imagine what Trump would do is like a heavyweight against a featherweight Bernie Sanders doesn't even win the debate he just gets to the left of everyone and hits the podium he doesn't have a deep understanding of his own proposals he's all so skinny you hit him once and he just says billionaire i mean it's not going to last they will eventually eat him alive Mike Bloomberg has no personality he just memorizes talking points and delivers it like a robot I have never seen someone so rich and successful bomb like that before being a boss then there is Biden who I guess was more vigorous but never had a macho moment, got run over by a moderator, most pathetic thing I've ever seen, Warren is the most annoying person I think I've ever seen. on TV it's intolerable and I have a very high tolerance level yes yes and right now all he's saying is we need we need we need is like a verbal tic that won't stop now he's competing for second place which it's pathetic Bernie's attack dog, she played the gender card on him, he caught fire and now he's just carrying his water. she hits above her weight class every time she tries to hit one of the big dogs she talks about amy lost her sense of humor where did that go? and Stiers is a passionate guy but he's like a lizard that's so hard to watch you can't take him seriously I just think a lot of these things you know we've been saying we want them to fight they should be fighting so they're fighting , but they're not, but what really stood out to me is it goes back to something that Katy was saying when they like the baby thing you know so I think even if by the way Bloomberg didn't say it was untrue he just said that I didn't say that, but let's say what, but not for me because then he remembers that what would have been false is to say that it hurt to get fired from school because she said she was pregnant he never said that was false that's what i'm talking yeah yeah but to me the fact that he gets kicked out there is so damaging to flourish so damaged and similarly the whole racist thing about guns and Sanders you know he's going to get wiped out well not me I they were killing because i think he's doing pretty well in this contest leslie good i mean blown away by the debate let me think all his success is based on money and it could all talk about ads dana what was the worst?

I mean, not the worst, the strangest, the most surreal. you see ok so i'll forget about them anyway but we should talk about bloomberg had an ad and the debate i think it's vault but then why don't they all get it right an expensive ad so this all helps I mean doesn't it make Trump look better when you see all this? sitting presidents look better during the other party's primary because she's like, well I mean you might not like her but at least there's this and that and then the other thing I want to say so I think the sitting presidents acting have a huge advantage a friend of mine teaches at a major university and he said that Elizabeth Warren reminds him of the students he likes the least and then last night because I did the book signing with Martha I asked Peter to take some notes for me and him this is what i had for tom styer this isn't like a text from jesse's mom it's not that funny but it says tom styer the man has every president out of a wet handkerchief blaming to the Senate for the fact that gun control cannot be done. no one considers the fact that Obama had both the House and the Senate and I think when Katie said they're going after each other but they're not talking like it was that shallow right? you would deal with Biden but today we have very good news with the endorsement of Jim Clyburn and the Palmetto State poll like the Palmetto poll and what was the most accurate poll for South Carolina in 2016 said Biden is up 35 Wow the Next Steyr is 17 and Bernie is 13, so this race could still be out of control because Biden could win.

South Carolina doesn't have a lot of money to compete on Super Tuesday. He just bought some ads for Super Tuesday, but I have to. Tell you that California is there and Bernie is way up there