Gutfeld on last night's disastrous debate

Last

night

's

debate

makes Dumb and Dumber look like Citizen Kane. Some call it a disaster. Others, a train wreck. Even the National Institute of Dumpster Fires has weighed in quotes. Please don't mention dumpster fires in the same breath as that

debate

. The debate was much worse. we got that quote, so how bad was it? We will be litigating this all year. I think we were talking about mass and it doesn't take two hours. Why do I stop? Nobody else stops. You could respect the rules of the debate. Thank you. It is my turn to respectfully ask you if you could try to keep the giardia.

I've seen more order in a prison riot. The constant broken conversations created an apt metaphor for dams. An unsupervised daycare without diapers. Now debates within the party require infighting, but I, if you are in the same party, really were like different species exchanging battle cries, sadly the most capable adult could barely tell a joke. It really surprises me that all these my fellow contestants up here, I guess. be the correct word given that no one pays attention to the clock. I'm surprised they show up because I would have thought that after doing such a good job of beating them

last

week, they would be a little afraid to do it.

It was sad, not as sad as watching him apologize to a leftist for stopping crime because once you do they smell blood and then there is no forgiveness only punishment unless you are a real criminal but those aren't the big problems it's a lot worse. It wasn't a debate,

last

night

was a Titanic launch party and you saw the toxin of opposition in action, where every idea is positioned as versus being men versus women, black versus white, gay versus straight, so when you talk about uniting to a country, meets with a smile, unity means patriotism, which is actually oppression driven by intolerance, unable to unite behind American ideals in free markets and free minds, they scream about how everything, how bad it is everything, even when things are great, but they're not great for everyone.

I'm telling you the truth, but your divisive message only makes things worse for the people who want to do better and are trying to do better. That is the opposition mentality with which every answer ends with their heads. The only way to do it better is if someone does it. Worse, they have even managed to politicize a global virus. That's not a message, it's a virus and they are trapped in it. Well, Katie, what were your favorite moments? Well, I think what you saw last night was looking for last night's date. night or four days I'm from South Carolina a week away from Super Tuesday this was a beatdown that people talking interrupted each other and didn't stick to the rules it was a preview of the dying beatdown campaigns this was the last stop for people like Elizabeth Warren Amy Klobuchar Mayor Pete, they're done if they don't get any kind of traction from this debate and as we've seen, the debates haven't really paid off in terms of support for other people, but I thought Elizabeth Warren had the strangest attack of the night he went after Mayor Bloomberg for allegedly telling and employing an employee to kill her baby when she was pregnant, which eliminated the last argument on the abortion issue, so on the one hand he says that the Abortion wasn't killing, but then Ella accuses Michael Bloomberg of telling an employee to kill her baby, which I thought the Democrats had to do with the election.

It's a very strange thing for her to say and it certainly didn't get her anywhere going to South Carolina on Saturday, yeah, and them. Anyway, I've never been able to back up that claim. What is CBS or the Democrats' fault for this chaos? Well, I think Cbi should have been able to see that something was pretty predictable, which is the last debate before Super Tuesday, it's not just South Carolina Super Tuesday and therefore there is a group of people, as Katie was explaining , who see this as their last opportunity to present their arguments before the big vote, not only in South Carolina but also on Super Tuesday, as I was telling me, understanding that these people are desperate and that they are hungry and that They're going to scratch, yeah, spit and smoke, they should have had better, you know, guardrails to make sure there's nothing overt, I mean, here at this table, I think we make an effort.

Don't talk too much because the audience gets angry, the audience doesn't exactly like it and I think, as you know, there seems to be a lack of not only decorum but also effectiveness if you're trying to convey a message, so I think that's a mistake, I want I mean, what could they have done? I mean, you think about maybe you don't need moderators, in some cases, Lincoln-Douglas didn't have a moderator, but I would say you know they should have had one, they should have been very clear about it. lanes and times, maybe boxes of bells and whistles, right, Fox has made the whistles and had to actually do them in 2016 with the Republicans, yes, electric shocks with electricity, that's what we have to get you to be, this It was like watching people fight over what. type of coffin they will be buried in I went back and looked at past debate highlights from other cycles to see what I was missing and Rubio Cruz Christie Romney, all of these people would decimate any of these people we saw last night. imagine what Trump would do he's like a heavyweight versus a featherweight Bernie Sanders doesn't even win the debate he just stands to the left of everyone and goes up to the podium he doesn't have a deep understanding of his own proposals everything is so thin that you hit him one once and it just says billionaire, I mean, that's not going to last, they'll eventually eat him alive.

Mike Bloomberg has no personality, he just memorizes talking points and delivers it like a robot. He had never before seen anyone as rich and successful as that. a boss, then there is Biden, who I suppose was more vigorous but did not have any macho moments. He gets run over by a moderator. It's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Warren is the most annoying person I think I've ever seen in my life. on television she is intolerable and I have a very high tolerance level, yes, yes, and right now all she says is we need, we need, we need, we need it's like a verbal tic that doesn't stop her.

She's now running for second place, which is pathetic. Bernie. attack dog she played the gender card with him he went down in flames and now she's just carrying his water Pete is the best debater but he's a kid, I mean he looks like a kid out there, he formulates a topic very concisely, but it never does. he punches above his weight class every time he tries to punch one of the big dogs he's talking about Amy lost her sense of humor, where did that go? And Stiers is a passionate guy, but he's like a lizard, he's so hard to look at that you can't.

Take it seriously. I just think that a lot of these things that you know, we've been saying that we want them to fight, they should be fighting out there, so they're fighting, but they're not, but what really stood out to me is It goes back to something that Katy was saying when they like the baby thing, you know, yeah, I think even if it's by the way, Bloomberg didn't say it was fake, he just said I didn't say that, but let's say know what, but I don't not because then remember what there would be been false that is to say that it hurt him that they fired her from school because she said she was pregnant he never said that it was false that's what I'm talking about yes, yes, but to me the fact that it is thrown there is so damaging to flourish so damaged and similarly, the whole racist thing about guns and Sanders, you know he's getting annihilated, well, no, he was being annihilated because I think he's doing pretty well in this contest, Leslie, well.

I mean, amazed at the debate, let me think that all of their success is based on money and in all aspects, speaking of ads, Dana, what was the worst? I mean, what's not the worst, the strangest, the most surreal. I have never seen a campaign ad during a debate. You see, okay, I'll forget about them anyway, but we should talk about Bloomberg having an ad and the debate, I think he's vault, but then why don't everyone do it right? They don't have the money for me. an expensive ad, does all this help? I mean, doesn't this make Trump look better when you see all this?

Oh, to Juan's point, it's true that they have to fight, but it just makes them look smaller. Incumbent presidents look better during the other party's primaries because she says, well, my God, you may not like it, but at least there's this and then there's that, so I think incumbent presidents have a great advantage, a friend of mine. teaches at a major university and he said that Elizabeth Warren reminds him of his least favorite students and then last night, because I did the book signing with Martha, I asked Peter to take some notes for me and this is what he had. to Tom Styer, this isn't like it's some kind of text from Jesse's mom, it's not that funny, but it says that Tom Styer, the man, has all the presidents in a wet handkerchief blaming the Senate for the fact that that you can't control guns, no one considers the fact that Obama had Both the House and the Senate and I think when Katie said they were going after each other, but they're not talking like it's that superficial, right, there's no real debate about what you would actually do, what are the problems that you would deal with, but Biden, we have very good news today with the endorsement of Jim Clyburn and the Palmetto State poll as the Palmetto poll and it was the most accurate for Carolina of the South in 2016, said Biden has a lead of 35.

Whoa, next one. Steyr is 17 and Bernie is 13, so this race could still be out of control because Biden could win. South Carolina doesn't have a lot of money to compete on Super Tuesday. He only bought some ads for Super Tuesday, but I have to do it. I'm telling you, California is there and Bernie is way up there.