GTA5 Online Funny Moments - After Hours Nightclub DLC!

So guys, I decided to open a club on this damn street, that's right, and you'll be a part of it, okay Louie, you're not, we need a bouncer Louie, you're up to the task, trampoline, no, we got like us. I need a security guard to stand at the front door and just a good entrance for any man. Yes, you must make sure everyone is of legal age. I understood that. Yes, exactly like that. Yes, say hi to them. Receive a gift. Give us your best regards. That's exactly what we need to get someone through the club who doesn't deserve to be in, so Louie is the bouncer, he's clearly shown us that, just make sure you have a lot more authority and life than you actually have, okay, pretend That's your moment, okay. you know pretend you're more important than everyone now you can do it no no that's what we need we need a hit we need a main bouncer he's the eliris man you're the promoter okay i've gotten a lot of women tonight DJ DJ DJ laughs I like it I'm the one owner I bought the place oh you will be, you will be sitting upstairs watching everyone having fun in the background, it's okay, I get it, no, I'll make sure you're doing your job and if you're not, I'll fire you, you work for me, oh, you're just a positive guy, okay, delusional, you work for me, you have that, I'll leave it, you have that question, we need to get better clothes because you haven't. changed anything here is that you could wear the underwear that's perfect that one that goes like this you're not going to go like that oh oh my god to the club there's a DJ booth at the top just play music okay we'll bring a street lamp with us yeah , we are here good morning, time to go to the club during the day no, we are early because you know we have to set it up.

I have to enter a special code to enter. I love that sign at the top of our club welcome don't feel like I'm going to be murdered here there's a money cycle food is somewhere in the back just help yourself you have and here's the - alarm yeah who's that guy? he's the sound guy oh he was this guy just a guy on the phone with light up shoes yeah he's sitting down he's a side promoter it's Lazlo he's low yeah malaria during the day it's like 10 In the morning, oh, it's Tony, at night, this club is a really crazy job, delirious in purpose. a really cool effect with the smoke machine.

I don't want you to know, so go to the VIP section, this is my room. Okay, my club listens to everyone. The lyrics clearly didn't do their job. I do everything I can to fill this club. Tonight is okay, okay, let's do it too. Louie makes sure there is a long line outside even if there is no one in the club, yeah, great, we want to fill the club. Anybody, he, just wants a long line outside the band to make it look pop, okay, I want to. fill the club with my ten people and then have a line of a hundred outside to make it look like Christy, you can't get in either, no you're not 21, don't fool anyone, everyone sees the right man, that's what you would do.

Here, I think you're supposed to go and do the missions from the computer, yeah, okay, to the club, hey, you're the ten, you look perfect for the job, technicians, let them go to this club, let's go to rob someone from the strip club at the liquor store I got you a job, sir, don't be alarmed by all the cars we have to fuel. I have a song, okay, the last member of staff, the last member of staff will be a bartender, I think I'm sorry. I like the way we're going to show it up to the top.

These people were like super rich. Know. Hey, get in the car, don't ask questions. Yes, that's how the rich live. Maybe that's the kind of rich man who raves, that's just me. I took the two girls to the club earlier on the beach. Where else would I be busy serving drinks on the beach? It's not him, it's her. How dare you assume her gender map? Man, the type of him serving beers on the beach. We have a job for you. Anna, this is going so terribly wrong, you know what makes sense because a third time's the charm, right?

Oscar drives and we just disappear. Yes, the staff came in. I want to eat fat much better than my old staff. Because they don't murder innocent people there, he left with three people and then showed three new people. Well, honestly, it's the easiest thing in the world and it took us three times. Well, I have to configure the equipment. Hey, I see the. stylish festival welcome this is my entry as a DJ yes royalty free music come on lent lent it's like face planted on the decks to get this bus we don't have at all yes there definitely wasn't a perfect one upstairs at least we have another free DJ here nowhere that's job security right there help deliver the stereo to do that go go go it's a sign, it's a sign if you sign them from God, a sign that you're a bad driver, oh look, there's a bus partying right in front of here - okay, yes, to the club, you got sucked into the scene, what's up, delirious welcome, welcome, I see you did your job, delirious movement, do you have a sign?

This uchi I found under a bridge. Good guy I found. him selling crack on the corner nice classic these people I escaped from prison to come like this music Valerius holy like this music music yeah damn there's press P I got you guys carry on I got it I gotta do some business right now , yeah, okay everyone listen, I'm inside the Drake club, okay, so if this video gets over 2 million views, Drake is performing tonight, yeah, yeah, yeah, you want the muscles to be here too. Okay, you'll fly in a spaceship. amazing Elon Musk oh my god yeah get away from me Dalire stop dancing so close to me oh my god there's a drink here for fifteen thousand one hundred fifty thousand dollars let me buy this damn guy you guys ready Yes, check it out.

I am a penis. I did it every night. Come on, no hands. Okay, how hard it hit the car. It was his fault until now. It's all over the way. It's not a teddy bear, but it's a sad story. This is where the Wildcats GTA videos went. go die right here yeah right here teddy bear it's not a can of Pringles for Terrorizer teddy bear I'm that good any bear always fights crime he even makes people feel better because his channels are removed, oh, nice car, you dare to take it, cars, I am. don't take his car, what are you doing, the famous walk of the Hollywood stars, look who's starring here, he's famous for a very important reason, dick, here lies my dick, that's your dick, yeah, that was my dick , won an Emmy for best, best, best dick.

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