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respect it. Tell me the exact time right now. Damn, he has the same one. A key feature is this TV for sale. Yeah, stop, no, it's actually, yeah, ten percent. No, you already know. I would need a television that we have talked about, no, but I was going to give them one much better than this. Does not fit. Slide it between you. Millennials. It's like you have

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490-inch televisions. Do they know that, of course? Yeah that's like my main source of income I would say so I'm going to go with that because it looks like the size that would fit well, the living room comes with a remote control so after the bull it's fine unless you don't want to go back to control the cleaning tesla of your television, well, good thing that only half is okay, give me a blowjob just give me a second just go to the commercial put this in your bag they are making fun of them this time police told me the time please tell me that's talking to say that no I don't talk the rest of the day you want the TV you want the TV I can't hear the knobs you talk I'll take it off do you understand?

Oh, he needs to change that this is legit. Everything here is

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except there is a price, but the price is not money, okay, rice is a dean, wow, okay, what kind of need to talk is nothing physical, okay, okay, thank you God, I don't know how much more I could take. Can I choose the car? Yes, really, yes. The deed is to pay me $100,000. cash okay, well, I'm not going to do that, so Tesla joke number three, you know, I'm going to stop counting, this is a drone that doesn't even look like a drowner, it doesn't carry it, they don't realize that I can bring it home and sell it.

I already have a phone. I don't need another one. Is this an Apple watch? Yeah, okay, so you literally have to give me a high five. No, this is the price of this Apple watch. I get it, this is it. How wild I play this and it says high five again this is sick this is a Galaxy s8 okay it's like you can sell it for $400 it's on Apple if you were expecting this to be very different yeah I was hoping people would be excited about getting free stuff, yes, can I get free stuff here all the time?

It's normal Sam, did you want that bottle? I kicked her away from the fool for you, yes, you want anything else, yes, you do, you just want the newspapers, no. You yeah okay I felt fake Sam thanks I don't know if that's real but I'll take it rose welcome to my free sale what a slip everything here is free here's a Nerf gun you can keep it in the office or wherever you can. Take it home I don't care, it shoots too hard, that's why I won't keep it. I have it to play with Luna and I'm like, oh my God, that would hurt rock, paper, scissors, you have to win ready, come on, how much?

Do you have experience playing rock, paper, scissors? 26 years old, that's it, I came out of the womb playing rock, paper, scissors, so what is that? Insult me, of course you would understand this one. She is good at insulting you. Here we go. She's going to be very weak if anything. What to do with my ears, okay, I got it, my ears, my Tesla, my nose, my hairline, the fact that I'm a father, if you want to be funny, don't go for the low-hanging fruit, it's too easy, where did you buy that? the whole black clothing store come on your pants are faded they're like your creation there you go says guess the number in my head guess the number in my head seven no I actually got it you're the best yeah I didn't mean to your race or your pants yes he did and I took him seriously and it's okay from now on these are my gray pants they're not my black pants and that's okay because as long as everyone thinks they're supposed to be gray no no harm oh sale free everything is free except if you save it you buy it what does that mean if everything is free let me tell you I've been saying this a lot today okay okay it's $100,000 you said everything is free sale and if I touch I buy it yeah, the writing of $100,000, that's what I heard, United States, hey, comment below, me ugly, a Tesla, low-hanging fruit, low-hanging fruit, I want to buy Audio Technica headphones, what do you say, first audio trick, then, touch phones, yeah okay, which one is it? price you owe me coffee two seventy five coffee would you consider yourself brutally frugal?

Yeah, I mean, you're the one who calls me stupid all the time, so yeah, I'm pretty frugal. I'll buy you a coffee. Let's go get the coffee? right now go have coffee together, okay, I wanted to. I'm going to make that coffee today. How did he write a check for me to pay him? Insult me. This is not going to be difficult. You are so stingy. I'm so cheap that he has all this stuff, but he has a Tesla, he's not

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away the worst case projection. I've seen that their beards need a little shaving. I guess we'll go.

I literally turned it over this morning and it says rock-paper win. -scissors 1 2 3 1 2 3 - thanks I'll take it look mouse not even the buttons on my mouse boy playing period I don't want backs he's really trying to calm people down and take it sir. So scared you'll be, man, you'll be like all the people the wheel didn't land on and also some of the poor souls he didn't even put in the wheel, that you'll all have a chance to pick up the remains. from my collections at the end of the video in bad light oh it changes color I don't if you've never used it no I've never used it that's why it's still in the box I'll keep that lost rock-paper-scissors Rock, paper, scissors, shoot easy cheesy, this simulates daylight, so you don't have to go outside.

Yeah, where did you put that inside? Oh, from scratch or I don't know where you want, you put it in your pants. because like here hmm I like to put things in my pants that's because there are more notebooks yes, they are beautiful notebooks Can I have one? Yes, for the price of time, my shoe, he gave me the other one too. I'll talk to both of you, too much wanting to get on your knees that's the moment we both together this is such a powerful move in the middle I give you things and then you do things for me you're going to call my circulation I have the goal I told you I wanted the right time ah Kevin you're Kevin it's you who picked you no it's no joke it's good I'm just going because Sam is here hey high five studios this is a 10 minute warning before calling anyone who wants enter the red base. warehouse to come and get a bunch of free stuff free stuff people who are like trying to look at these people happening I know what I'm looking at but I'm just looking look at them look at this set of a so that you unfortunately, they were chosen last place, unfortunately, yes, it was roulette, so everyone already went, everyone already went, it's the Tesla available, everyone says I knew it, everyone says I had, I had the sake, everyone said, oh right, I had to do it Of course, I'm going to take this one.

It's quote, give me a koala, this one is pretty famous, okay, there's a man named Kevin who knows more about Star Wars than a man named Mathias, why did Olson say that? I guess it's a quote you know, not why. Did you mention Star Wars? I don't know, something's weird. Sam, did you tell him I'm actually weird? No, she didn't tell me anything about Star Wars. I just completely made it up because we have something I claim to know. more about Star Wars than you, are you listening today, were you listening, are you listening when I was Maya, I promise you, I promise you, I had no idea bro, this was me literally going there, okay, let's move on , well there's no explanation why I just mentioned the lights have come on follow me here if you touch it there's a price there's a price I kept that just for you I know you five did this misunderstand you're evil you're ruined because I know you probably made this one really awkward for me, it says who is the closest plug of Darth Plagueis White, Plagueis, what depends on what country you are, I'll get even if you're half right, somehow related to Darth Vader, I mean, They are both yes and their ships. if you're trying to trick me into

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him information no, but no, I know, see if I know, I know that Darth Darth Plagueis is base, if so, okay, what else would you like to know who took me there, who Was his apprentice?

You know,

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probably would. let's say Darth Vader, but that's not true, that's not accurate because I know it's not true, so yeah, his apprentice is another mouthful, it's accurate, so his apprentice was in I would say al

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all the movies are fine , then it's not baby Yoda, all I am. saying view BOS I knew it from the beginning admit you're a fake fan and you could take it home admit I'm a fake fan but what is it? I've seen all the movies. Try it with this man. I've seen all the movies he's like Bob. he wants some backstory, the point is you want me to admit that I was in episode 3 ok, ok, first of all, I'm not going to play your games.

I know the answer. I'm just not going to play their games and I will. admit I'm a fake fan you're a fake fan I'm a fake Darwin's sips fan no I see I can't do that sorry I can't ok I'll say I am so I chased him I tackled him a little I think I hurt him a little I felt a little guilty so I decided to get it to him anyway so he wouldn't sue me ok come on guys yeah I mean you're at the wheel he just wasn't chosen take please free free alone let me know what you want oh my god I think that's the tenth joke secret hinge ok I understood it said handle I wrote Jenkins the McShane and I didn't like stabbing my hand yeah there You have the theory it says handshake.

You can do it? You have guts. Can you tell me a quote? Yes, that's a date. There you go, why that? Why that quote? Why is everyone suddenly mentioning the office? it's like in the comments and people mention it in the studio what airport i got rid of all my crap number two even when things are free kids are still picky weird anyway if you want to see more of these picky kids in the office watch this video right there you might want to see that and this is a video that YouTube thinks you might enjoy, so click on it and we'll see you next time.