Giving Employees My Most Valuable Possessions For FREE!

stop co Assuming this is a drone that doesn't even look like a drowned don't carry it they don't realize they can take it home and sell it I already have a phone I don't need another one it's an Apple Watch yeah Okay, literally, so you have to high-five me, no, this is the price of this Apple Watch. There I understand it. This is so wild. I touch this and it says high five again. you could sell it for $400. It's at Apple. Did you expect this to be much different? Yeah, I was hoping people would be excited about getting

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stuff. bottle alright i kicked the fool for you yeah you want some more yeah you just want the diaries right yeah?

Felt fake sam thanks I don't know if that's real but I'll take it pink welcome to my

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sale what a slip everything here is free here is a nerf gun you can keep it in the office or wherever you can take it home i don't care it shoots really hard that's why i don't keep it i got it to play with moon and i'm like oh my god that would hurt rock paper scissors you have to win ready come on how much experience do you have playing rock paper scissors? 26 years. I came out of the womb playing rock paper scissors.

So what is that? it's something to do with my ears ok i got it my ears my Tesla my nose my hairline the fact that I'm a father if you want to be funny don't go after the low hanging fruit it's too much easy, where are you? buy that black clothing store come on your pants are faded they're like your creation there you go it says guess the number in my head guess the number in my head seven no actually i got it you're the best yes i didn't mean is it about your career or of your pants yes it did and i took it to heart and it's ok from now on these are my gray pants they're not my black pants and it's ok because as long as everyone thinks they're supposed to be gray there's no harm there's no foul Oh free sale everything is free except you put it in you buy it what does that mean if everything is free? let me tell you i've been saying this a lot today okay okay that's $100,000 you said everything is free sale and if I touch it I buy it yeah the $100,000 deed that's what I heard.

Fruit within reach Fruit within reach I want to buy Audio Technica headphones What do you say? First the audio trick Next tap the phones yeah ok what's the price you owe me coffee two seventy five coffee would you consider yourself brutally frugal yeah I mean you're the one who calls me a bum all the time so yeah I'm pretty frugal. I'll buy you a coffee. Shall we go get the coffee right now? Let's go get coffee together. Okay, I wanted to. I'm going to make that coffee today. he put me on a rain check for me paying h he insults me this ain't gonna be hard you're so stingy i'm so stingy he's got all this stuff but he's got a Tesla he's not

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away worst case projection i've seen your beard need a little shaving I guess we'll go.

I literally turned it this morning. It says win rock paper scissors 1 2 3 1 2 3 - thanks I'll take it look the mouse ain't even like the buttons on my mouse boy game point I don't. I don't want no back, he's really trying to calm people down and take it sir. You're so scared you're going to be like all the people the wheel didn't land on and also some of the poor souls I was. I don't even put the wheel on so everyone has a chance to pick up the remains of my collections at the end of the video in bad light.

Oh does it change color? No, if you never used it. No, I never used it. Why is it still in the box? I'll stick with that. Lose Rock Paper Scissors. Rock paper scissors shoot easy cheesy. where did you put that in? Oh from scratch or I don't know where you want you put it in your pants because like here hmm I like to put things in my pants that's because more notebooks yeah they are beautiful notebooks can I? have one, yes, for the price of time, my shoe, he gave me the other one too. you do things for me you're going to call my circulation i'm on target i told you i wanted the right time ah kevin you're kevin you're the one you're not kidding it's good i'm just going because sam's here hey high five studios this is a warning 10 minutes before I call anyone who wants to get into the red base warehouse to come and get a bunch of free stuff free stuff people are trying to look at these people who I happen to know what I'm looking at but just I'm looking, look at them, look at this set of a, so you're out of luck.

Of course they picked me last unfortunately yeah it was roulette so everyone's already gone everyone's already gone is the Tesla available? date give me a koala this is pretty pretty famous ok there's a man named Kevin who knows more about Star Wars than a man named Mathias why Olson you said I assume it's a date you know? Did you mention Star Wars? I don't know, something's weird, Sam. Did you tell him I'm actually weird? No, she didn't tell me anything about Star Wars. I completely made it up because we have something I pretend to know. more about Star Wars than you're listening to today you were listening you're listening when i was maya i promise i promise you mentioned that t the lights have come on follow me here if you touch it has a price has a price i kept it just for you i know that you five did this wrong you're evil you're screwed because i know you probably made this really awkward for me he says who is darth plagueis the closest socket of white plagueis what depends what country you're from i'll get even if you got the half right somehow related to darth vader i mean they are both yes and their ships yes trying to trick me into

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him information no but no i know look if i know i know darth darth plagueis is a base if so, ok, what else would you like to know?

Who the hell took me there? Who was your apprentice? Darth Vader, but that's not true, that's not accurate because I know it's not true, so yeah, his apprentice is another sip. Vista BOS I knew it all along Admit you're a fake fan and you could take it home Admit I'm a fake fan but what? I have seen all the movies. Try it with this man. I have seen all the movies. you want me to admit i was in episode 3 ok ok first of all i'm not going to play your games i know the answer i'm just not going to play your games and i'll admit i'm a fake fan of yours you're a fake fan.

I am a false fan of Darwin sips. No, I see. I can not do this. I'm sorry. I hurt him a little bit felt a little guilty so I decided to take him anyway so he wouldn't sue me ok go ahead guys yeah I mean you're on the wheel you just didn't pick him please take free. free just let me know what you want oh my god i think that's the secret hinge to joke number 10 ok fuck that said shank i wrote jenkins the mcshane and i didn't like stabbing my hand yeah right there You got it, you got it, the theory. says hands can you do it?

You've got the guts. Can you tell me a date? Yes, that's a date. There you go. Why that quote? Why does everyone suddenly mention the office. mentioning it in the studio which airport Xtreme Wi-Fi Wow ok y'all can come over so i think we have two big takeaways today certain number one a man will be happy with me because i got rid of all my junk number two even when things they're free, kids are still weird picky eaters anyway, if you want to see more of these picky kids in the office check out this video you might want to check out that one and this is a video youtube thinks you might enjoy. so click and see you next time