GIVING DAVID DOBRIK A NEW HAIRCUT | Jeff’s Barbershop

He's finally here guys, you know, when he first asked me for a

haircut

, I told him to suck my dick, but now he's here to get a

haircut

, what does that tell you? So why did it take so long to get them here? They never called my least favorite thing. it's for getting a haircut Liza tried a haircut video on me once and I panicked and got really sweaty. Do you want to explain that Liza is because many of the viewers here don't know who you are or your past relationships? My ex girlfriend made a video where she was cutting my hair and we didn't get very far and it ended up being just part of a blooper video.

It's so tense here that it feels like a cross between a talk show and an interrogation, yes. That's what it is, yeah, I hate it, I hate it, so what are you going to do your hair? Should I cut your hair? No, I have photos, this is my favorite, it's just a photo of you like a month ago, well, no, it's all of them. Pictures of me something like this for Halloween bro, that's sick Deen maybe you'll do something like this on your eyebrow, what does that mean? It's a Versace eyebrow. Oh, you made everyone wait six months for this episode.

You can get the same stupid haircut. There is a video on YouTube of this guy likes to cut like a doll to match my hair and the only comment on the video is why this haircut the truth is I don't even know how to do this haircut I just know how

giving

people my own haircut I learned to cut hair on the streets and when I was growing up on the streets this haircut was like the dumb haircut and these kids that had this were bullied and stuff so I tried to avoid doing this haircut, but I have to be respectful of you so I will give you your same stupid haircut no, you have a serious knot in your hair I know bro I don't know what to tell you I fall asleep with gum in my mouth a lot times it's going to be terrible for your image it hurts she made me wait a long time for this man all my comments who should get a haircut next David David do David do David next what do you think I'm going to do just wait and be embarrassed everyone where is Marika?

What are you doing please NOLA attacking fucking bitch okay look kill me how much do you want Natalie just don't hurt him Reggie just take him outside give him the money please okay I didn't know that Would you have bullets there if we arrived? on some interview questions, yeah, come on, I lost my notes, I had a bunch of notes for you, but I lost them, there's no way you lost everything that was supposed to be for this interview, yeah, I mean, I can invent some. I'm sure I could just freestyle, hit it, you're extremely hardworking, how do you still find the motivation to keep up your work ethic?

Have you ever kissed another girl since you broke up with Liza? ask quickly and get out of here I love doing it there is no job I would like more than this you have all your friends cars so far everyone except me is there a reason for that or not you have never wanted anything good you know what I am very grateful for everything you've done for me so far, so it's okay, I don't need a car, I don't know, my weakness is like when someone says they want something and I always try to do it.

Understand but you've never mentioned anything you want R than me on the show and I was actually ignoring it now yeah this is really all I wanted oh yeah by the way man this video sponsored by shiki oh well looking for it's a incredible. The actor has some plane tickets and, literally, in the easiest way possible, he is cheating on them. Help him surprise his friends. Everyone except me. Oh my God, did you give me a car? No, I didn't buy you a car, but you guys can download the app. and you can get tickets to any sporting event, concert, whatever you want and use my promo code Jeff, you'll get $20 off your first purchase.

That's the promo code Jeff for $20 off your first purchase. She met you once at Coachella before we started dating. I met you for a second, yeah, and then I got on your Instagram and you got on mine and we both had the wrong impression of each other. I think, oh yeah, yeah, because I thought you were like a tick or a little bit. Teeny Bopper, yeah I thought you were a jerk, well you rubbed off on me and I rubbed off on you now and we left out our idiot Magnus, now I've got a little more boyish cuteness and you've got a little more toughness. kindness, thanks no, I don't think you're an idiot.

Just no. I just didn't think you'd be so funny. I don't know with you for a moment. You're funny. Do you know what it was? It was because they stopped us that really helped you in the first appearance of the vlog, we noticed the stars and I thought, guys, look outside, there are so many stars that I have, the ones that my father promised were none, why was it so perfect for you to make a The first spread in all of us is because you went to jail and then you have a perfect situation where you possibly go back to jail.

Yes, you were the first to publicly post my mugshot to two million people and I thought it was First a bad idea because it would affect my sponsors and sponsorships, but luckily we have people like See Geek who don't care. Yes, I have committed serious crimes in the past, but yes, that was the first time we did a vlog together. I saw a video the other day that had Natalie's first time blogging - is there something going on between you and Natalie? Yes, we are dating. Alright. Natalie and I have known each other for a long time.

We went to prom together. This is real. If it's real. I walked into the actual ball, let me tell you, it's not as fun as it seems. Do you ever try cigarettes? Yes, I have tried cigarettes. Yes Yes. Are you going to say that in the video? Yes that's fine. I don't have cigarettes for any other reason. than it looks cool I feel like I'm in the movie cigarettes are cool that's what I'm saying yeah you know how to get on the vlogging team just show up smoking where you wanna come in here and help me?

Yes, Reggie used to work at Mario Choco. Help me out a little while I regroup and plan my next trick. What was your guide? My guide. I'm kind of improvising, so you cut the vlogs really short and film the whole thing. Now, what are some things that don't appear in vlogs, you just kiss them? Natalie Jason, where do you see yourself in ten years and where do you see me in ten years? Wow, that's a crazy question 10 years from now, yeah I don't. I know where I'll be next week. I was thinking maybe I'd be on a Marvel set and you'd come visit me and vlog with me on a green screen and I'd have a fancy superhero suit if I'm still vlogging in ten years that means something went very, very wrong or very good.

If I can keep it up for 10 years, that means I discovered some kind of secret as a source of life to keep going or I just like it. I hit rock bottom and I can't do anything else. I imagine everyone gets new jobs and it's like me and my have. I have three cats now I live alone. Why don't you like animals? I'm allergic like everyone. one of them is fine for babies or allergies, bring that dog here, let's see if he has an allergic reaction, yeah, rub him, rub his butt in his face, oh definitely, he doesn't get pink eye after that look, that's fine with me , what are you doing? you want to be when you grow up I don't know what you have a show you don't have a talk show I don't know what the show is but some kind of show where I can go in and there's a bunch of people and we have a bunch of ideas that you're going to do to them, like crazy jokes, you know something like a talk show like an Allen DeGeneres type show.

It would be cool if I thought I wasn't actually like a late night show. I guess that would be the best. I really do not know. I don't know if the night is still ringing. It has to be something new. Chefs, barbering, maybe one day I'll host this show. I'm not saying that because help can get me out of this program. Who's your boss? You probably let me cut your hair right now, seriously, yeah, let's change things up, surprise, what's up guys? I'm Jeff, this is my

barbershop

, today's special guest is my friend David. My hands don't move like that Yes, they do, do you know what it looks like?

You seem like someone who does this constantly. Welcome back to another episode of Jeff's Barber Shop. I'm your host, Jeff, and my name is Jeff, this is pretty cheeky. racking and it's a horrible idea for a talk show because I can't even see your face, so wow, I'll be honest being in that chair. I thought this doesn't work at all, no I'm not worried about making eye contact. With you I look very nervous, yes, I feel very uncomfortable. I'm in the worst position to have a conversation, yeah Casey, it's nice to say I'm an innovative creator and I have a lot of potential, it's weird. as if we were like holding his head.

I've done this all my life. I would do this and then go eat a sandwich with hair everywhere and the hair would get on my body. I have come to not be upset. that's why over the years you had the best hairline thank you are you seeing this yes on that oh wow it looks a little worse than when we started do you like a little hairspray in your hair yes I love hairspray okay , relax hey can you start with vine, this is dangerous, buddy, yeah, it's very close to your eyes, look, this is a big man, yeah, of course, show it and trust me, and I appreciate it and I'm not going to spoil it for you hair, I'd be looking at my hands hey, you're right, they do this, doesn't it feel good?

Yes, trust your friend, trust who your friend is, what do you think? Not bad, eh, I know I like it, but I just saw Oscar's face in the reflection I have. I got really worried, no, yes, yes, I like it, so this is you, your perfect haircuts, the best haircut you've ever had, yes, yes, not in the back, well, I still don't You have seen the wind waving in your mark. new car are you kidding no I'm serious the stairs are almost crying well if you want you know it wouldn't hurt you're being serious yeah do you want to cry? maybe a little, yeah, use seriously, my yeah, what's okay?

I mean I don't even care, just something that's nice and something that comes from you is even better, it's hard to find something you like so I hope you like it, it's not something very fancy that you probably care about but let's go see it. I can't, can you move? This is not a good joke, okay, this is not funny, this is not funny at all, this is sick because the worst part about being on a motorcycle is where is your partner? like they're shouting there to talk soon, yeah well you can also put someone in the back if you want to make three, who can have three, you have three there, yeah, it's a fog mobile.

I thought this thing was going to come loose. I just feel like everything is going to hit me and I'm going to fly in my own direction and I have no tools to stop Oh he ran over someone now he has room for one more this myth doesn't make sense that it's not here I just love zap. I wish I wasn't going to check the financing, where I say, okay, this is dangerous and I'll kick it out, yeah, maybe we'll install it, fix this thing, yeah, suck it, yeah. Osby is going to be sick to get this, yes.

We're just fun or boring, yeah, and you're all those things. I just want to go to Burning Man and suck my dick. I'm just going to burn the man and hit my dick on a spaceship, yeah name the burner man, are you a creep? war, they don't understand why I'm going to lose, you know that