Ghost Hunting in VR Is Absolutely Terrifying…

oh my god are you seeing this? Was it just me going to the basement? You see something? Oh, what do you do with this command? I want a pizza, it looks like he rapped his knuckles on the wall, look at that, wow, we have one, we have a hand, we have one, we have a weenus print. I'm getting some very uncomfortable vibes from that cabinet, right? Hear that I just heard a door I'm hearing a door moving this way I heard the door Whoa guys, I've got a level two on them uh oh guys, don't go in there.

I'm getting pretty bad vibes and you guys came in. there a ball basketball ball slightly ball is life oh guys look it's the therapeutic lotion I was talking about before oh my God, put that on me right now calm down apply it it's very important to moisturize you have it in my eyes you have it in my eyes oh my God oh I got it I got it I just gotta get up, I got it, I got it, if you're thirsty, I got some water in the truck, oh my gosh, that's level five on the emf detector, what's sacred ?

That's not good, yeah, that's not good, Charlie is taking a level oh. five oh, I forgot to put my pants on, oh my god, I'm sorry, oh my god, hey, hey, hey, hey, bisley, uh, come on, what, what's wrong? Seven seconds or seven minutes, uh, seconds in heaven, okay, my real life door handle just got distributed, oh, I'm feeling a strong presence of your pull on my mouth, you guys won't play Flappy Bird , yeah, hey, Bisley, did you leave the sink holy, my God, oh, it's written, it's written, okay, okay, what does it say? Uh, well, let's see it's been a while since I was in hell, but I think it's okay, this is more serious than I previously thought, obviously, basically, what's my most sausage, oh no, not the weaker, please, a slight feeling about my weakness, no, it's okay, no, that can't be it, I can't beat it.

Oh, I can't do this. The

ghost

is a returnee. We will go. Can I be honest? I don't think I want to tickle my penis because my elbows are very dry. Listen. I tried to give them the lotion I need. to go back I need to go back and get the lotion I can't wait we meet the

ghost

I can't live like this I can't live with these dry elbows I can't do it all right it's like I'm going in there like two two right now it's like a desert it's like the sahara I have I have a sahara this will be my penis has dunes so we're just going to extract the lotion and go out we have to get the lotion yes I could and they're getting that's the last thing they're drying up every second oh my god they're It feels so gross we're just going to get the lotion I don't want to touch, I don't want to touch your anus Kenneth Are you watching this? are you seeing this? no don't do that, don't do that we're just here for the lotion this is so dry for the lotion my dry and dry ween is kenneth oh my god yes kenneth my joker witness let's put the lotion on this venus please even on the death I must be damp I must be damp beyond the grave in the dark corners of the earth there are things that we may never understand in the dark corners of the earth there are things that we may never understand and only we can understand them.

One of these mysteries is my old high school, which has mysteriously been abandoned since my senior prank. Everyone says: "Scare men, scare me." This was the last recorded photograph taken of the scarers until the next day. They took their picture again wait a second it was called western when gentlemen that's a really rubbish name keep your eyes hey you I used to go here I used to go here buddy like on the varsity behind the back ready take a picture take a shot win nights scared that sucks gotta say my spiritual is tight why is this basketball rolling look at this oh my god it looks like this ghost doesn't follow the rules that's a trip the phone oh I'm getting a call Feeling careful, careful, don't answer that hello, that could be a call from the other side there, yes, where I saw it, I saw the reflection of its reflection on the wall, oh my God, let's get closer to see it closer, this location was incredibly haunted and we were under An intense spiritual attack, we decided to use our patented spectral sonar to scare the men to quickly locate the ghost before the situation became too dangerous.

The spirit, well guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yeah, we have no evidence. I had no oxygen in my brain as the night continued, so did the disembodied assault on our souls. The dark presence was beginning to take greater control, fragmenting both our psyche and our group. Oh, it looks like my fem is lighting up. We have a little. from a here we go this might actually this is not a fem this is my detective yeah it's really going off here well you know what I'm feeling kind of silly oh yeah yeah you got your stupid sensors are you okay on me? peed my pants no guys i don't need the spirit i know it's a spirit but beasley is definitely possessed by something i think it's crack cocaine really the darkest energy of all the power of christ he can smell you Oh yeah, let me out.

Not here, no, I'm coming for you, I'm coming for you, I haven't changed, this disgusting spirit had clearly been pressured by his peers to consume large amounts of cocaine, we needed to get out quickly and escape this hit, banshee, we entered the building last time. 'cause we all really needed to fish before we retreat from this snorting specter, we're scared, yes we are, buddy, if I sit on this toilet, will it possess me by the ass? Then, while using the bathroom in this room, our ears picked up something disturbing. noises from the other side of the stand are at level five stop shooting so loud he's gone he's gone connie he stank so much you scared him buddy we quickly left the building except for Bisley who had eaten too much taco bell.

Hello, Bisley, everything is fine. Looks like you see me oh no guys I think that's enough evidence now that he was in taco hell guys guys I got I got bad news I got really bad news um so I got a text the other day um from the big man Stan over there up and we're actually losing um 60 of the budget because apparently we're no longer at the top of the ratings um that spot is for um the new show they're doing my 500 hog life, you mean the show about 500 pigs in your backyard, yeah, yeah, and in fact, some of them this season broke into her house, uh, the main character, Susan Hogg, wakes up one day and finds 500 pigs and our budgets are cut because next season they want to add, can you believe it?

I want to add a hundred more pigs, then 500 more pigs in the house, I know where you're going to find 100 hawks, Jesus, and we can, so we don't have any, we're basically screwed because I don't even have flashlights anymore. I don't know how we're going to find ghosts. I'm going to make sure we do it right, so we have pigs, so we have the budget for these big dishes. We have the budget for two emf detectors, three. of these land mines, yes, well, those are in case there are six, we did not have the budget for even a flashlight, this investigation would be carried out by candlelight, if we have to go back to the dark ages to beat Susan Hogg, that's what we have to do.

It's okay, 'cause I'm sick of her, I'm sick of her hugging the place like she scares men, yeah, yeah, I'm with you, yeah, you know why, 'cause she can't, 'cause she can't compare us to us, yeah , you already know. actually guys wait wait before you go in there before you win there he just texted me he said a couple of pigs got out so you might want to be careful there it looks like we have a couple of pigs loose here on set , are you telling me that not only did they take 60 percent of our budget to buy more pigs, but some of the pigs came onto the set?

Yes, that's right, Bisley, we've been taken over. Are there any pigs with us? Are they pigs? with us, how much does a pig cost? How much does a pig cost in the market? oh 3,000 or so, are you serious? thousand bucks buddy we gotta catch these pigs yeah oh I'm gon' get those pigs guys we got subzero temps guys freezing temps how are these? How do these pigs survive down here because they are ghost pigs? You're telling me? Are you telling me right now? Bisley that this house is haunted by ghost pigs. This will finally bring us to season seven, season 71, we're finally there.

Can we have some pigs in the chat? Guys, it looks like we found a Ouija board in the house. We will try to communicate with the pigs. Now there may be some communication barriers, since we're people and um, and they're pigs. I think the pigs just closed the door behind me. Don't worry, don't worry, I'm a pig whisperer. I can talk to them through this device. I just need everyone to place their candles in a circle. Do I see a pig right there? She was running on his hind legs. Guys, this doesn't look good. I'm going to try to use it.

These guys, oh my god, where's my candle? where is your can? it's there it's on the floor next to the ouija board I'm not going to go there I'm not going to go you don't have to look at it you have it wait wait wait I'm going to use the pig box I'm going to ask them to bring it to me okay pigs, can you bring me that candle? give us a beep it's behind us it's okay just oh god what just started is just what the pig hunts the pig oh no, what do I do, I'm coming, oh, the hug, the hugs, where I'm thinking of getting 500 pigs and jump on the trend, me too, genuinely, it was a specter, it was a specter, it was a specter all along, that's it. talking all the time I should have known we should have known oh come here let's take a commemorative photo of course of course wait do that pose again okay let me take a look at oh my god what not , my pigs and I are getting. out of here let's start the show let's take over the network no yeah all these things baby 500 years 500 pigs next time in the scared man five billion people were admitted to this asylum the five billion died there are five a billion ghosts there just for the viewers at home so they understand look here that was the population of Brazil that I just passed through if there is a ghost here can you give us a sign?

My God, it's a sign that we have all the evidence. What if we go down to the basement and do tick-tock dances? We did it.