Gervais and Depp on Graham Norton - Part TwoMay 10, 2020
I mean, she's a really funny girl, but it's also a romantic movie, she's so beautiful and the Amber Heard pack, yeah, I kind of got a callback to like her, you know, old school movie stars are almost as beautiful as Carey Mulligan. on edge, yes she's human, she walked into a room with Amber Heard last week and I almost fell. He couldn't look into her eyes. I'm surprised you agree at first, you must have had a lot of pressure to go the handsome leading man type route and it was hard to resist. Do you answer? I think it's been hard for Ricky, he suffers, how do you do it, man? in do it what power how are we going how you stole me by the way i really love your band thank you i mean i appreciate java's cockerell is and kaka knights of blur plus stars that are in the sky because i think what is amazing you are you have become being a real type of character actor in like you are the best character actor in the world well its you to learn well well most character actors first guide you are going to show up you have also become a character actor in a global superstar no, I think it's more like some kind of schizophrenia that just worked for me because those characters are so big that legend Joe Jack Sparrow's and Willy Wonka and Mad Hatter news do you come on set with those fully formed or do you work with the director or how do you think those yeah they are usually born out of whatever they are born out of you know, I've had to meet characters born out of don't get excited the sauna you know you're an extreme, you Take it easy, you can feel K coming on, the audience will always be on your side, you know these characters that are born out of you, you know something strange, you know extreme heat or whatever, you know these thoughts and stuff and you bring it together and then there's what I really enjoy is the kind of extreme silence at the end of the first take, you know your action, you kind of go into yourself a little bit and then all of a sudden you hear a cut so exactly pleasing when the studio execs say oh yeah of course , I think that's the only way you know you're doing the right thing so today I usually have a conversation with you if you're doing that because the whole movie usually starts with what happens to you what happens to you what happens to you horrible is but you come with you know you know the kind of oh you're just swinging you got a look you know big stick and you start swinging it and you just hope everything turns out alright he's broken a window some kind of lemon through a window he broke the window ana i did it yes very tactical johnny all is he is shy ok um but he wasn't shy this day and he has a wicked sense of humor if people knew what he's really like his career would be over so in one scene i'm helping i'm soapi ng Warwick gets pushed by a toilet as you do the right thing and I'm kind of bending his legs and I'm going to do it right if I say if it breaks we put another one in the right I'm also pushing down and I'm laughing a Warrick laughs and at one point those they look at Johnny I turn around and Johnny Depp says you don't care if I masturbate what you're doing and someone took a picture of the moment but it had already stopped so I think I have that here we have the picture I just saw you so I never i was done with this oh now so your life is too short the pics we saw there start nov 10th and you're on episode 2 so ricky is it fair to say this is more like extras than the office? um its kind of a cost between the two its really a mockumentary like the office but its in the background of the media as extras but if the office reflects those quaint 90s documentary novels where normal people were trying to be famous like David Brent you know this is so much more nowadays where there are D-list celebrities living their life like an open wound to try to be in, you know, I mean Warwick, Warwick, they said like Peter Andre karanji, no, I'm not going to swear and I guess it's um, he has a terrible counter. so he's got a tax bill his careers on the slide he's not getting the movies anymore he's going through a messy divorce so he agrees to do this fly on the wall he lets the cameras in his house 24/7 the week to try to get back on top and he's manipulative he runs an agency but he steals all the best jobs for himself and just lets the other midgets out for you no you look like human bowling balls and stuff, Johnny and he's doing the same and he's doing a new Tim Burton. movie Rumpelstiltskin and he's playing a dwarf so he wants to get into little Bertie's head in your face before yeah ok honestly it was an amazing day it was the last day of shooting and it was amazing all the stuff that occurred to him. with making warrick do it you made him do michael flatley he came out of nowhere and just going made him dance made him walk he danced for about eight minutes we have a clip of johnny and borak and you and steven in terms of controversy ricky you ain't shy you you like it well i know you lied you like to get in trouble you like it i don't get in trouble i'm a comedian fred west gets in trouble there are pedophiles with careers i'm overreacting at the end of the golden globes this in case you left someone on a fed guy, how did you sign?
I just thanked everyone and said and of course thank God for making me an atheist, could you say it here? But in the United States they take that submarine very seriously. I think it's 10% atheist. I think it's 45% atheist here, but yeah, they were offended by that. After the Golden Globes someone sent you the picture of the church oh yeah that's right I think some reverend somewhere or some bishop did a sermon for me to save my soul cause I'm going to have something of course this is a picture of the thing it's gentleman that's real no it's really a refugee sermon and then it was the same day the next day somebody's in LA there's a difference in New York they put my name on a sandwich see it in the window there's a sandwich for Ricky Gervais I'm going to hell but there's cheese and ham that's different you comedian but as actors I don't need it you need to be more careful what you say and do because Johnny, I heard I might zoom because you're Johnny Depp, like I read a story, but was that the cause of you coming?
Lima to Miami I think you got stopped at customs oh yeah yeah and none of you wouldn't have been Johnny Depp who wouldn't have stopped you with that well it's an interesting route anyway Lima Peru to Miami sounds a little dope rod there's already stuff waiting and i did i got some stuff and yeah there was some kind of soft bag and the customs guy said could you open this up ok he said said said first i said what's in there i said stuffed piranhas sorry piranhas and some unzipped vampire bats and then coincidentally there was some kind of vitamin powder that I was taking at the time yeah I mean I know seriously I'd still be in jail and when I opened it up you know I know these piranhas and bats covered in white powder for authors. and BOTS never mind the coke right but why did you promise to come back and was it important to have them?
I had to take them home, yeah, but the guy thought he found the mother lode, you know he must have been so excited, oh god. It was oh yeah for Honda he didn't just so you know how you did it how you told me I was still a virgin I was a virgin until I repeat don't say you say that's vitamin powder don't worry about that either believed you is that's real you really don't believe me now right So what I understand is they all came out with guns and stuff but did you stick a knife in yourself and put away the customs handling issues?
You didn't remember immigration in the United States once I was coming in and I panicked because the guy said yes so what did you do? and I said, I'm a comedian, so he immediately said, "Tell me a joke and I freaked out. I said if this joke isn't funny, you won't believe me and I can't get into it. I got sidetracked by God. What would you call an American oh no that's going to work as if I say something joke that wasn't so funny go go go why do morris dancers wear rattles so blind people can get irritated by them I also know what the Morris dancer we didn't kiss came back what was basically the worst interruption I've ever had in my career original ed I'm going to cast the right actor if we have a good night let's have a story or two in the red chair so who is it? up first hello sir oh no hello what's your name Mohammed ok and what are you doing Mahmoud I'm waiting I'm a student I shouldn't be from x-ray x-ray a suitable job well when I was seven I went on holiday with my mother to Egypt and during my time there I saw a donkey that was completely e erect, ok, you mean, you mean he was standing up, so what's the problem?
Tell us your best story. I had drinks I'll put a lullaby I was like mom mom what is this thing hanging and then she said it's a spare leg I was like what is it for and then she replied when donkeys are happy because they have five legs and when they are sad, they only have four so one week after i went back to school my teacher asked us to draw a bit racy drawing to dream until pictures of a donkey one was happy the other was sad when i'm sorry even i I've got. can you go hello hello hello what's your name my name is Brooke Brooke and what do you do um work in public relations oh yeah s very lazy off go brooke preview word alexa sale okay um actually i have a story about one of your guests huh I was taking the subway home from work one day and I saw someone who looked suspiciously like a celebrity walk past me through a door wearing a hat and sunglasses and I noticed he had a tattoo on the arm that said Jack and I thought oh my god and I leaned over and said excuse me that's you who I think you are and he looks up at me and said why yes I'm a Brad Pitt needless to say I wasn't Brad Pitt and I have great photo with mr.
Johnny Depp on the platform at Bank Station true - no evidence on him - yes I think you sir step were with a BBC oh I think you might have a picture with some man or strangely a picture with Brad Pitch , take a picture of yourself now, I want now a picture that is very nice it is very nice to see you again Parsa breaking the sound time together and we will take a screenshot of you there you go I will send it to you well done through our website at this address and thank you both my guest tonight and Snow Patrol
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