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what is your name my name is George correct correct oh by the way I give you a gift Oh Siham Italian talent please no problem it's bribery oh that's very beautiful it's just for you give me good review thank you and it's Aladin's stopwatch is Aladin in real time is Aladin toh alidade nice what is your definition of an educator a

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my full title is admiral general aladeen supreme leader chief ophthalmologist invincible and all triumphant the oppressor of the people of wadiya an excellent swimmer including butterfly I also have 118 doctorates and the Diploma in spray tanning from Qatar Community College nice but with the word Decatur you must be careful George with this world because it seems like a term to me insulting and hypocritical there are many double standards because I simply inherited the power of my father in the United Kingdom he would be contacting me and in the United States they would call me a bush but there are many deranged dictators for example in Canada, you have a cherry donut, no, that is well said, you've done your research, yeah, what's your relationship like with Canada and our Prime Minister Stephen Harper?

If ever there was an argument against democracy, it's Stephen Harper. I mean, what kind of man is he? He only has one wife and he has a stylist yeah, well, yeah, maybe well, what kind of stylist is that man? Come on, his hair is ridiculous, you know he has his wigs made in Wadiya. Oh, really, it's a big deal for you, it's done. from Millea from Kim Kardashian I'm kidding of course what she's got enough for a ride um no she's got plenty to go around yeah that's what you did right no but I saw it in the movie about your life, but not.

I didn't do that, no, it's okay, because if you're done, they'll pay you less than me, then I'll really get on fire, you'll get your watch back, no, I won't take my which of my have you ever been to? to a party and give him the watch, keep the watch right, thank you, that's great, don't talk about the watch so much, but I would say kudos to your leaders for silencing your media for the last ten years. I have not even heard a single event worth mentioning that happened in Canada, tell me what people would listen to and what they are, they are very similar to you Canadians, your greatest strength is to sit quietly and obey politely without questioning what freedom of expression and like Modi and free association.

Sorry, I know Canadians have a lot of strange words with strange accents, but I don't know what those words mean. If there was a busy idea, how would you handle them well and what are they? We don't have the 1% that we have. point zero one percent is basically just me and no one has a problem. I have all the wealth and I didn't even hear a complaint in the documentary about your life. I just saw this movie. At the end there was a conversation you had about democracy. I want to read you a quote, if I can freely, instead Ronald Reagan.

He once said that democracy is worth dying for because it is the most profoundly honorable form of government ever devised by man. You know, I love Ronald Reagan. He was my second favorite president after Cheney. In the '80s, you know Natan went after paying my father to help him create Al Qaeda. A little known fact. Reagan actually interviewed Osama and hurt him, but why is everyone so pro-democracy? Democracy is crazy, everyone gets a vote, it doesn't matter. how black or crippled or woman you are, it's very inefficient, you know, when you say these things in other countries, another country, yeah, how do I do it?

Very good, you ask many questions. I have many questions. I was curious about the country. Know? Know? I'm not used to answering questions. I'm usually the one asking the questions and you're on the hook. Is there something about you that you don't like and that they don't like? Yeah, you know I'm a big softie, but if you told someone I was going to get you killed, how would you kill me? No, I wouldn't relax. No, I would love for you to come to Wadiyar, we would have a great time. You know, party. You know there would be no laziness. things maybe you know just them dancing you know, they slap you a little no, not at all sexy, very nice, yes, no, I won't, I don't want to make your eyes water.

I appreciate that I don't do it with a man. No, don't even the boys, not just the girls, yes, and not the little ones, okay, let this go aside with your relationship as with other decades. I said there's a great guy, you know it's tragic what happened to him and his country, but me. I hope he overcomes HIV. You know him, his wife, and his personal trainer. I've been crying the whole time, but it's not the death sentence it used to be. You know, in your film you talked to the United Nations. have a relationship with the international community have you ever been to an event with ban ki-moon or a party what is your relationship? well, luna, he seems like a bad boss at a cheap restaurant.

He's been busting my balls for years over something strange. reason involving facts the United Nations believes I am developing nuclear weapons but my nuclear program is entirely for peaceful purposes quick, quick, I realized you were a close friend of Kim Jong Il, what was your reaction when he passed away? I am not going to lie. when when Kimmy when KJ kuduro when he died my first thoughts were very selfish you know who would be my bridge partner who would dress up as mr. Sulu for my Star Trek Halloween party, but I'm awfully Nessen. He did a lot for the world: spreading the wisdom of compassion and venereal disease throughout Southeast Asia, but in the end he died while living in three-inch heels on a Gaddafi whose passing, well, Gaddafi, you know, they say he died, in fact, they killed his double Gaddafi.

The real Gaddafi has been living in my guest house. He is the worst guest ever. I try to get rid of it. In fact, you know what I bought him for his birthday. this year my luggage luggage and they don't go I'm going to look at my DVDs he always puts the wrong DVDs in the cases I'm going to look for Batman Returns I open it it's Jumanji have you seen Jumanji yes and four and then? I have to see that, no wonder everyone made this guy, so when you have the kid AVI and Ben Martin living in your house, but listen, I know I have a big house, what about Seacrest?

Has Ryan Seacrest ever been offered a boarder? Don't listen, he was what What happened to Seacrest was a terrible accident, you know, I was trying to show him where the urn was made, which was made in South Korea, even though it's Kim Jong-il. I thought he would like it, but he slipped and handled it very well. after all, it's not the first time he's had an Asian man all over his chest. I know you're still a young man, but do you ever foresee a time when there will be life after politics for you? Well, I have a team of seventeen doctors. who say I'll live at least 300 years, so at some point, if you know, maybe I'll give my politics to my kids, then maybe I'll retire and maybe I'll go to a private island and live a simple life with just the basic of two palaces, perhaps. 200 Lamborghinis 700 escorts and The Da Vinci Code I want to read The Da Vinci Code Book I've always wanted the time I never have time and I heard it's better than the first movie but not the second one I had. the sign of that is better than the first, although often the sign is better than the first, so I want to read the book about the second, but don't even read the book about the first and hope it makes sense if you don't. so it's okay, I'm going to be on the island until now, so I'm glad we survived, no problem, don't worry, your family is very safe, yes, I know and I feel very uncomfortable with the fact that you know them.

I'm going to throw some away. words addressed to you I want your answer okay, no, I do what Iran will do, Iran well, I would say that the fashion, the way Hamid addresses the energy is a shame for the agitators, he looks like a Miami Vice snitch, I mean, why does he never do it? wearing a tie is every day is a casual Friday WTF what the mangia focal as you say with the then that would be there however if I say Israel kaboom Obama secret al-qaeda operative foreign born Arab Spring a great tragedy Amnesty International I never heard Of him Justin Bieber, possibly one of my illegitimate children, it's the hair that gives him away, so if you're relaxing on the couch watching TV with your girl and a movie comes on and you say that's it, we're watching this.

What movie is probably something sci-fi like Schindler's List? Who are you looking to book to perform at your next birthday party? Well, is Celine Celine a Europe's own Celine Celine Dion yes Celine her own yes I want her to come to my palace? and the ride on a camel Goodman no, the government with the house, yes, yes, it's okay, I go crazy with hope, right, oh no, I know the hump, yes, two humps, no, water, water, basic, right, why not, I love Celine Dion, why are you talking? From yesterday's comments I'd say it's Celine Dion, but she better behave.

You know, many years ago I had to confront Shakur, he came and played at my birthday party and the whole time he was saying, instructing me and ordering me to put my hands in. the air and wave them around like I just don't care who he is to tell me to put my hands in the air, how dare he come up to me on my birthday and tell me to use my hands like I don't care. I don't care how I wave my hands and soon took him out, no it wasn't me, no, and also the other person who played at a very similar time with Biggie Smalls added half the buffet, you know how much it cost me.

It cost almost 200 euros a head, it was enough for 80 people and then what happened? I don't know wink wink dictator in theaters on May 16 it is a supreme pleasure welcome Witco thank you very much a thank you