Garfield LOVES food! - New Selection

Make things worse? I have a letter registered here for Mr. stop or shouldn't you for some reason the postman has come out to bite millman somehow I have the idea that you are responsible for this I have to find out what's going on I better go to the only place where You can find out anything you want to know about anything on the Internet I'll do a search for dumb cartoonists who act stupid or like dogs. I found a chat room with people who watch his cartoons. Garfield doesn't know that odie sips spread the alien dog disease lol so that's it.

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reading our online chat to find out what's going on away from the keyboard by the way odfan99 you misspelled my name i before e if your sips pass this doggy thing on to others I better leave you all at home I wonder where I can get it a flea collar that fits John, he ran away, I have to stop them before it's too late, it's too late, boy, you're not a dog, you're John's insurance man, he was like that when John was too filed the claim.

There, good insurance man. Good boy, but I'm really too late, it seems like an emergency, maybe the governor can do something, but if I'm re-elected, I promise I'll rid this city of everything. They even lick my face. You know, that's the smartest speech he's given in eight years. Look, I know you don't do this very often, but do you think something unusual happened to you lately? A friend from outer space came and gave you a weird cookie. Aha, doomed Nimbus is probably a billion miles from here. Now I'll never be able to find him and get him to undo this Garfield.

I was worried about the effect that dog treat would have on Odie, so I came to check on him. I see it's okay, so I'll be on my way, no, wait, no, don't go, don't you know what's going on in our whole city? Take a look, what do you think of these reports that a strange epidemic is affecting all humans? on this planet on a dog in another news city firefighters report long lines at most fire hydrants it all started with Odie and that cookie you gave him I'm sorry there's nothing I can do there's no antidote every person an animal in the earth will soon be a dog once someone licks them even you this is terrible wait Odie has licked me many times today and I'm still me you haven't been infected that could mean cats are immune quick stick out your tongue I need a sample of your saliva to create an antidote.

I have taken samples of your cat's saliva and synthesized a breakdown of its molecular structure. You guys in the chat rooms probably understand that this antidote was successfully created. Great, now we have to spray this on everyone who's been licked. So I went through it and got an extra can of milk, I don't know, it was terrible, so the other three, huh, that's wonderful, one more thing I have to take care of, oh, I'm sorry, but you can't keep the cookie forever. creates another contagion huh but you can have these instead how does a forever dog biscuit work?

Oh, like that, you take a bite and then the cookie restores itself, then you take another bite and the cookie restores itself, by any chance they wouldn't be made, there is no no, forever, kitty, lasagna, rats, goodbye again, My friends, come on, honey, let's go eat, I know it's weird guys, but I have this craving for Oaty's dog

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. Members said it might take a while for some people to go away, well until it goes away I guess you have to do it. Work with him for a change, do it, it's your turn tonight, no, I did it last night, it's your turn tonight, look, you do it tonight and I'll do it all next week, do it, what's the argument about who's we will have? to do the cute kitty routine, might as well end up with you guys, still doing that, we have to do it, we don't eat kitty so degrading, I have some nice cat

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for you, meow kitty, you're so adorable, give me the food.

Lady, it's just unworthy, here's a delicious, delicious serving of delicious beef in gravy, mmm for purp, now share that with all your little kitty friends, hey, little kitten friends, dinner, be careful guys, some that really gets in your mouth, delicious meaty goodness. and sauce you know what that means these are the parts of the cow that no one but a hungry cat would ever eat don't you have a summary for

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no if i can help it and i usually can't help it hey, i stopped eating cat food years ago because, well, It was a horrible experience, you want to know.

Great, I used to eat this stuff just like all of you, I'll be with you in a second, as soon as I finish serving Garfield, not bad. I'm really enjoying my food. I didn't suspect John. Did you realize what you gave him? This is a can of oatmeal dog food, huh, that's funny. Hey Garfield, you'll never guess what I did. I accidentally served you Odie's dog food. I'm sorry. How are you? that tastes pretty good and it turns out to be dog food, well I guess you never knew that dog food, dog food, feeding Garfield dog food won't hurt him, of course not, but you should pay more attention to your diet.

What you eat has a lot to do with who you are putting the wrong food in a body can change it forever after all you are what you eat I'm going to eat but I just ate dog food what are you what you eat you are what you eat you are what You eat if that's true How come I'm not lasagna? Never mind that I hate dog food now. What if it's true? So it turns me into one of these hoodies. I'm not dog food. Do you understand what I'm saying? eat dog food, I don't want to turn into a dog, eh, I told myself it couldn't happen, but then I start noticing strange little barking things, oh, I hope it wasn't me, then it got worse, oh, no there is a dog's tongue.

I found myself staying up all night howling uselessly and foolishly at the moon, huh, oh, stop howling uselessly and foolishly at the moon and that's when I realized it was true, Garfield the cat was now Garfield the cat. dog, well, it was time to accept my new life. That's not bad, I didn't think I could learn a foreign language, are you okay? You might as well join my fellow dogs. There was a gang of tough dogs that used to always be in the corner. Hey, keep an eye out for those dog catchers they got. I've been working on this area lately Hey guys, what do you want to do today?

Chasing cars, looking for fire hydrants, what do they want? I could go chasing cats, I know where a so-called normal one lives, hey, this guy is crazy, yeah, let's get away from him, hey, wait guys, let's do doggy things, like food sticks and turn around and play on the roof of dad, oh, no dog catchers and me no dog license, uh. We all live for our lives but the dog catchers were too fast for us and he won't be arriving any time we were behind bars a rottweiler a rottweiler a chihuahua with a bad attitude a chihuahua with a bad attitude a stray dog ​​a stray dog ​​and here's the last an overweight pussycat an overweight pussycat an overweight pussycat hey pete we caught a cat no no I'm not a dog dog dog hey what do we do?

We're not supposed to catch cats, are you sure he's a cat? no, I'm a dog, look hello, oh, they finally realize I'm a dog, hey, because I'm a dog, I'm behind bars, maybe I didn't think this through, it was time to feed our new guests , the city could not. get more dog food, so they ordered cat food again. I guess I must be a dog, I'm stupider than I used to be guys, but I fed your cat food, but don't worry, it's the same as cat food. dog food sure we often get cat food yes frankly I prefer it what do you think eating cat food turns a dog into a cat so I'm not a dog I'm a girl thank God I can't I don't want to? be a stupid mangy old dog dogs are disgusting dogs are repulsive dogs are my roommates no please stop don't hurt me i'm a recovering dog it's really amazing i ever got out of there and since then day I've avoided dog food or cat food, it's strictly people food for me, eh, well, I can see that my story had your attention.

Oh, looks like your kitty friends are gone. Would you like some cat food? Thank you, but no, thank you ma'am. I have A IDEA. I had to go home and try hmm, this is delicious, I've learned something, it doesn't matter if a dog eats cat food or a cat eats dog food, huh, but if you put cat food in a human's bowl, I think that you can have a lot of fun. I'm going to meow, go look for you for a few seconds.