Game Grumps: Best of Sonic and the

did you say friend? Oh no no, I have to schedule additional therapy sessions just to deal with this

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. Sorry, I forgot how fun they crave and look for all the blacks who always love you every time we record. You're like we should do Sonic. of the black boy and I say no, no, there is no slow motion replay, let's see, let's try Percival. I've tried Percival Dan, okay, I'm doing it. Oh, what does she do? What is her problem? She's just like everyone else, man, what's the purpose? It's with that thing, okay, that's different, okay, it's very useful, so if I just stab it, I'll retain my only weakness for a long time, oh. she's Merlin's daughter, yes, his granddaughter, yes, those are two different things I said yeah you remember when we were cool right oh fuck I wanna die I wanna die right now everyone who plays this damn I wish I could do that and my my high school classes you understand no and I don't want to yeah, okay, just me and do it fast, oh, I gotta go fast, yeah, electric guitar, I gotta just, oh, that's vibing, okay, okay, there's no reason, oh, now he's got the power. of all the swords or whatever oh my god now it's all wow they animated it this is going super saiyan he's going to become Saint Seiya whoa I grew a new dick this one is even bigger than the previous one, suck my metaphor, hell yeah it is baby lol. soul searching, bro, I still can't go all out, oh yeah, just keep cutting, keep cutting, just keep cutting, just cut, is that what you want, hell yeah, he's sucking my Stewart, sorry, choked with my own vomit, yes, excuse me, I have to be careful, you have two. swords now take your swords go don't go what are you doing?

It's over now oh oh, you do nothing. Excalibur can't cut, especially my pubic hair, except all the times I cut you and I couldn't cut it, but now that I can, I guess so, you have it, I'm sorry, instead you get up, let's forget what happened, you go to die, wow, this is very existential for a Sonic

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. Sonic, you are so smart and cool, you should contemplate metaphysics quickly. The sword is the one that decides who is worthy of the crown the little cartoon sword yes Sonic the Hedgehog it's true it's true what they say the ancient spoken text Sonic the Hedgehog is King Arthur King Arthur produced by Tessa oh man wow that incredibly satisfying that was good that was good sick ending everyone was good Wow um she I'm glad this is going fast it's almost like they don't want us to see their names now Fumi hottie I thought can we make sure?

I'm just not into it. maybe wash 40 maybe like half a second infatuation forty years they've been making their music since Sonic Adventure buddy that's right yeah buddy there I can open your heart buddy maybe I will, well yeah I'll do that too, thanks Jason Griffith, you really killed it as Sonic I guess. thanks Casey Robertson, you really killed it as Sonic. I guess you're Keith Dwyer, your translation, Hanzo's main friend, come on, sorry, it's cold, I'm cold, sorry, next panel we'll do a tack. I'll call someone out loud like a man Hanzo and just look like three thousand people or collectively like the black Gary Knight wow this game after me Sonic on the black Michelle dicks oh wow okay cool that's different Richard Richard dick dick dick Oh that would be awesome what a cool name how many people participated in making this pile of trash this pile on fire saving trash yeah you weren't a fan just this nasty compost pile villain in this game she wasn't even a villain she she was just a good girl who said she had a bad idea and and the and the Bing that you thought was a villain was King Arthur but he wasn't, it was just an illusion and you were King Arthur even they are a Hedgehog maybe you were the illusion of King Arthur all the time oh my god, I'm actually my body is rejecting that plot my colon is going to like turn around and jump down my throat my brain you're turning all yellow and your eyes are turning all purple oh I'm getting sepsis your work Sega another great work what a masterpiece another glorious chapter and the history of Sega, so yeah, that's what happened.

Okay, your own fanfiction that you wrote for yourself, oh, and then just cut them up, throwing this game away, oh, she's hitting with a hammer, yeah, that's the way to get someone on a date. with you yeah buddy hit 'em with a hammer straight spousal abuse goodbye

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on the black knight we'll miss you oh we'll miss you so much see you later now we gotta play like ten episodes of battle mode you and I need. to fight together Oh guys, I prefer to fight with this microphone inside, beat me in porn consciousness with it, you want to write that the end of times, friend, will end, I want everyone to be dust for you.