Gabrielle Union Impersonates DMX While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

and here comes the snot, yes, I will do the rest like this because I don't think I can control it now. I think it's just a runny nose. Hey, what's going on? All four of us first have a feast. I'm Sean Evans and you. We're watching the hottest

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and today we're going to lunch with Gabrielle Union. You know her from timeless movies like Bring it on Bad Boys 2. You can see her in the historical series as Mary Jane. now in the last season she has a new book that is so rumored that we are going to need more wine available now Gabrielle, welcome to the show, thanks for having me, how are you with the hot food?

I'm very worried, my house is working. explode on camera and that worries me. I'm not sure if and how book readers feel about explosive diarrhea in the air, so I'm a little worried, well, if you want to look, the wine glass is half full, which happened to Bobbie. Read and it was like a top five trending video, millions and millions of views situations, so if that happens we'll move some units and shoot straight to the top of the bestseller list, so fingers crossed Thanks Bobby, my mouth is already watering. just in anticipation of this humiliation here we go, it doesn't matter which way we start or would it really matter oh, so you want to start towards the paddle oh, there, shall we cut out the middleman?

It's okay, Agra, I'm hungry too. a little hungover from last night, so so far it's amazing, so I want to start by taking you back to Pleasanton, California, because it's important for people to know that Dwayne Wade is not the only basketball star in the family, he doesn't. it's you know does it ever get competitive when you guys play foothills falcon and do you ever go out she goes out a lot so with my husband in I feel like you know they say any team in a day determined can beat anyone, that's how I always feel like today is the day he's going to and then, speaking of love and basketball, some of our viewers might be surprised to know that you dated Jason Kidd in high school, now coach of the Milwaukee Bucks, and I was very surprised to learn that he broke up with you with a thumbs down three weeks earlier.

The prom with my dad standing there is the wildest breakup of all time was the coward coming out before texting and Snapchat, he stayed with me that's where Karma was like Oh there you are because everything what you've been doing with these poor people Here I am, look at the fire, yes Christel, okay, okay, so your resume is an actress, it's very broad, from big blockbusters to these cult classics, but the real

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know that it all started with Saved by the Bell, the new class. What did you learn walking with giants like mr. Belding and Screech I learned a lot, in fact, they were the first big stars I would work with, so I just watched it.

I would literally sit in the stands and watch how they talked to other people and how they interacted with them. The cast I saw how they like it, they coordinated for their physical comedy, their teachers, a lot of people don't give a squeal, the appreciation of the comedy genius that he deserves and then when we had Padma Lakshmi on the show, she talked about how she did an episode of Star Trek Enterprise and has been getting fan mail for it 15 years later, yes the iron is still hot from playing and Klingon in deep space 9, yes, and specifically because I was a Klingon in a very special episode that featured Worf's son. that and after the resort fixed my swimsuit problem, my prison correspondents actually saw an increase, so I think you know between the Trekkies and the prisoners, I'm pretty much covered, it's missing like some other flavors, although the profiles of flavor do not affect you. the way you want it, it's such a lovely transition.

I love when that happens on hot because Dwayne Wade has now reunited with LeBron and Cleveland, the bromance is stronger than ever, stronger than ever, with that in mind mm-hmm, I want to ask. about something Dwayne said about food and wine last year and I quote this could get me in trouble. I would have LeBron order for me before I let my wife get me nine different things to make sure there was something I liked about LeBron. he just knows literally that my husband didn't eat anything green or any seafood for most of our marriage and then the bran comes along and they turn into him Dalls and all of a sudden he's like, I love sea bass.

I've always loved Cena, no, no, no, you. Didn't you love sea bass? Where did you hear about sea bass? He was like bran, he made me eat sea bass and now I love it. I wonder what else he brought and it's like salad, so thank you. Bran, Future Farmers of America, thank you and then I know that wine is just as important as food. With you, Dwayne, he has his own line, you see LeBron on Instagram all the time, and as we know, wine is very important to the Gabrielle Union brand. Yes, who is the real insider of the group?

Yes, Mel, he is super versed in all things wine. He's like a wine expert. He didn't see it coming, did he? I didn't know anyone like you when you do those wine tours. just get drunk, I might like to, you know, incorporate a couple of things they say, but Mel actually likes to listen and study and then he goes home and likes to do more research. It's like a whiner, you know, this has one flavor, not the other one, this is clearly not from Portland, yeah, Scotch hat and ginger chutney, this is really good, so I have nine good authorities that you're host of some of the best parties and showbiz, and if IG posts are any indication, the guest list.

Always a plus, who on the list would you describe as the one who should attend? Who is the life of the party? Bran is always a very good time because he dances he's actually in the room somewhere. Larry Sims is a former Missy Elliott dancer turned hair. stylist to the stars, he'll pull out the old choreography, change the location, yeah, and he was also trampling in the yard, which for some reason, my husband is obsessed with Larry being trampling in the yard and he does this and fries frames. And every time, because Tom PR is in the scene a lot, I get another good flavor for one, really tasty.

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, okay, Gabrielle, so we have a recurring segment on our show called Explain That, Graham. We do a deep dive on our guest Instagram we post interesting images that need more context so I'll show you the image and then you tell me the bigger story, does that sound familiar? Yes, okay, laptop, please, I'm on your password, oh no. You're not, I've got caps in there, I've got characters, I've got numbers, eh, I'm not worried, when I start deleting emails you'll know what happened, oh okay, who's the best interview bomber, Gabrielle?

Union or Chris Bosh, because not only would I give you funny faces, but I'll also give you a butt massage. the garden that was here those good some Knicks and I couldn't and we talked about their missed free throws, you hit like a winner, but that's what good coaches are, you know, they're always raising the bar. look, I'm the Bobby Knight of this relationship, you know, maybe they threw a chair or six, oh, that's ten things, it was a big part of our first movie, we were in Tacoma, in college high school and we were having a good time . our lives we thought that all movies were going to be like that, where everyone hangs out together, everyone gets paid the same, all our trailers are the same.

I got fake IDs from both girls, their parents signed them for me, which is a big mistake. not slow down my roll and so it was true that Heath Ledger used it when he was out partying he needed to have the didgeridoo yeah he always had the didgeridoo and he had a couple of friends that came from I think Perth and they all played it. I guess it was like you were forced to learn the didgeridoo as an Australian and since everyone seems to know how to play it, I think it's like the equivalent of the recorder or tonette like everyone in America uses hot cross. buns but they did it like the didgeridoo dirty cocks a bucket full of dirty cocks here we come you like it yeah speaking of Instagram you have one of the most prolific approaches to making a woman fall in love with you on Wednesdays where you do this you know sometimes . essay lengths oh ma jizz for people like zendaya Chrissy Teigen Lala part of the whole WCW thing is just celebrating women because a lot of times they were portrayed as haters and she just can't stand another woman's shine so I just want shine as brightly as possible. shine a light on as many women as possible.

What women in the industry do you admire? to everyone who has been like girl I don't want you to fail come here I have you come here come here come here you mentioned this so come here let me talk to you for a long time. I wasn't sure if Jennifer Lewis really knew my name because she called me Barbie Barbie, where's the button on Bobby's ring? Barbie member, excite, wait now and I was like, tell me where. I wake up, I'm Barbie because this is where things start to get a little difficult, okay my sinuses are clearing mm-hmm when it comes to vacation goals.

I think you'd be hard-pressed to find a couple who do it better than the waders, whether on a yacht or in shallow water with pigs, you guys always do it big and I get the feeling you know where this is going. Can you give me the BTS on the Banana Boat situation whose idea was who put in their credit? The card was as fun as it looked good, so I'll take credit for the Banana Boats fiasco or glory, depending on how you look at it, the first year we started doing the trip as a couple. LeBron and Savannah chose the boat.

They picked the location and that boat had all kinds of bells and whistles, there was like a three story slide into the ocean, they had jet skis and then they had other inflatable toys that you could drag behind the smaller boat called a tender, so I saw that Banana Boat. and I wanted to ride it, I'm sorry, but it was fine, who will come with me? and none of the girls wanted to go, so I had to try to convince Braun and dscp to go on the Banana Boat and it took a little convincing, even though we hadn't been.

We photographed everyone they were convinced we were being watched and I was like no and not everyone cares about us you guys no one is going to see us and no one is going to go down the slide or dance or whatever we are safe get over it , Yeah. We ride the Banana Boat, I'm in front of my spouse and then I think it's like season three, yeah, LeBron getting on the caboose, yeah, and then the thing they didn't capture, which was actually the best part once we all rode the banana on that boat. it took off and no one was really prepared, we were there for the initial jolts and then it turned sharply to the left and we flew and landed like fate, face first like all of our were like that's all you heard in the water.

It hurt, it was painful, but magically they only gave us one step and then when that catches on like wildfire, I never talk to you afterwards like I told you we should, because as soon as the photo came out, we were still on vacation. when the photo, you know it was posted, I was that, no one's really going to see it, huh, and this is called dabomb dabomb beyond crazy, okay, they really drive that point home, yeah, mmhmm, yeah, still It burns, okay, okay, hmm, I forgot, I ordered almond milk. I needed the freshness of regular milk, but I'm also lactose intolerant so I wasn't going to try to add it to the area where my gums bleed, so we couldn't have you first, we indulged without talking about food and I know it.

Being 44 years old and 23 years old requires some discipline, but anyone who knows Gabrielle Union knows that you like to throw down. I make of all the cities you have landed in that have the best food. Atlanta. They use real butter. They use butter. butter and it makes everything taste better and there are thick sauces no one is vegan no one has heard of gluten it's just a magical place talking about magical places from someone on the inside what's up with MBA players? fascination with Cheesecake Factory okay, their meals, you recognize? Now we're starting to see foods that you recognize and portions that are reasonable and most NBA players aren't max guys.

Every town, almost every NBA city, has a Cheesecake Factory, so you don't want to experiment with super expensive food. Eat the drooling mm-hmm sorry and now there is burping and I just turned into that old person. This is so. I'm drooling, I'm losing control of my faculties. What players have you come across that are Loki cool? cooks, is there anyone who can really do it in the kitchen? Charles Oakley, first of all, there should be an oak statue in front of Madison Square Garden. French fries. One night years ago I was throwing a pride party as a white party for some of the most beautiful empowered lesbians on the planet and I had been daydreaming about Michael Jordan and Charles Oakley and I thought you guysThey should come.

I bet they'll be a big hit, everyone will love them and I've never seen Michael Jordan. Most categorically ignored ever in life. Well, later that night we ended up at his house and he's like a master chef and we went to the supermarket and bought all this food and he introduced me to candied bacon. I mean, I didn't. I don't know, he poured the syrup in like it was raw bacon and baked it, right? I'm telling you, yeah, Megadeth and there's a skull and crossbones mm-hmm, wait when he says with liquid rage, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm feeling the rage.

This is the same anger I felt in my first marriage when I didn't ask him to sign a prenup and then had to write a big check. Liquid rage is so you have some of Twitter's best fingers in response to the fire in the game There have been many Internet trolls who have been humiliated by the Gabrielle Union quote tweet when you are scrolling your mentions What are the types of red flags that appear in the Internet pranks that you find most difficult? to put up with one that just stood out because I was reading about, you know, People magazine was like you know her struggle with infertility and then I saw the comments and this guy was like, "I bet she's struggling with infertility because of all those cocks." What, what, what, if all those dicks cause infertility?

You wouldn't be here, that's what I wanted to tweet, but I didn't feel like it was helpful to the infertility topic, wondering how many dicks your mom could have if I'd had it, but I was like there was a threshold like a dick in the one you are as if now I was infertile because that cock was the straw that broke the camel's back or the straw that broke my pussy's back. Don't know. I'm going to have to go like him on the stick next to his letter in the rabbit hole, yeah I'm like who are you, you live at home, how do you know how many dicks I've had?

It's usually like my trigger, look how it just happened, yeah, yeah, that's that liquid rage, um, and here comes this nut, yeah, I'll do the rest like this because I don't think I can control it now, I think it's just a runny nose, we're almost at the top. Gabrielle Union mountain, we have one more wing left, it has still exploded, so this is the last touch, we call it the last touch because it is tradition around here to put a little more on the last wing, you don't have to do it if you don't . I don't want to Gabrielle Union it's so thick it's a little epic it's okay, you don't have to be, don't you know that right?

I mean, now because you know I'm competitive, that's how you attracted me. I'm going to be like oh Jesus, you were just on Ted's TV, but it's not your time, you start talking about dicks and buckets of dicks and Jesus, Maria Jose, we're from Omaha, by the way, I know that's what That I like the Midwest, Cornhusker until you die, huh? so the day I die is and it's a hard time right now, okay, and here it comes mm-hmm, creeper, sure, okay, no, no, since I find myself with a scab just as it keeps coming up, it's okay, let's try this almond milk without sleeping, yes, any port. in the storm, okay, Gabrielle Union, as we have discussed today, you are a woman who wears many hats, style icon from author to actress, but I believe that there are even more hidden talents than what meets the eye

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Explain what you meant when you said that working with LL Cool J and DMX brought out your inner shell. Take a look, we've been around a lot. Okay, so the bathroom was at this time. Good. Just in case, Jesus, did you know that? DMX loves the Golden Girls and that's fun, that's a really fun fact, oh really, mm-hmm, how do you know this? Because he washes it in his trailer. There was a dog bite incident with one of the PAS who was sent to look for him. he came on and after a

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no one wanted to go get him so they sent me to get him because I'm a dog person and he was like yeah have a drink you know when he's coming is that his bunny sorry. leave, drooling, we would have a Heineken and sometimes a little crown and we would watch the Golden Girls and he would laugh hysterically.

I also had to ask all his b-roll questions because they were afraid of him, but then it was like he wasn't asking DMX about cinematography like he was, you know, who doesn't care about DMX cinematography. I just look like I have lip injections. That's what it's starting with AB because that's what it feels like. This is what I would say Gabrielle Union you look so dignified, so elegant, so lovely after the last dab as before Valentina, that was a great DMX story and look what you did today Gabrielle Union, you cleared the board you had on. hot sauces and now there's nothing left to do but roll out the red carpet for you Gabrielle Union this camera this camera or this camera let people know what you're going through in your life I have my new book we're going to need more wine we just announced Ron Braun Dave Talbert, we partnered but we have a TV show that we just sold to ABC called White Dave and you know, for everyone who is really upset that BMJ is coming to an end, send all your correspondence 250 Curtis Jackson, who has taken sole responsibility for the loss of jobs and his show, so don't hurt me at 50.

Hey, what's going on, horny fans? A quick warning. The resort's second annual convention is coming to Long Beach, California, on November 4-5. you know, first we'll feast and the hot ones will be in the building, there will be a live taping of the hot ones, we'll do a panel with my friends Andy Milonakis and Matty Matheson, the last dab will be on sale, it's a total deal . circus hope to see you there