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Brother, my dad said I needed to start eating healthy, so I have a natural family and they keep taking away from me. I'm so thirsty, oh, free drink, what brother, what are you doing man? I still don't like it, I have my umbrella, but I know I'm going to get wet and look like our street is starting to flood. Yes you can, you can sit there, it's okay, you don't have to knock, just walk in, this little guy is a rogue American military asset and a danger to public safety NORAD has deployed Reaper drones equipped with missile systems to conduct global orbital sweeps.

Is this something reliable? I don't trust the world. That man is too big. That's a fatal fall. They have to be serious. I just arrived. Hot chips from the store, hey, serious guys, you want me to crash the car, don't you want to crash? Turn on the light, blinding me like that, so I'm sorry to have your Sunday night every night, your little belly has some problems. Sure, but I think it's important that she's also ugly, well, okay, no, I don't think that was necessary. Mom said a rapper died in this house, so I'm going to see with my Ouija board, um, if there's any spirits here. yourself available what I swear I won't do that so are you talking about Marie Antoinette?

Yeah, I heard a few things about her. Is the seat occupied? No, not really thank you. Dealing with shedding season with my fast foreigner. Do not move. no brother, her boyfriend, but what I do have is a 30 page list full of ratings, this one will be for your ankle. I'm going to loosen it up, ready three two one just for the lower back, I have neck pain here in the B7, just me This is for your knee. I know you have the knee. Palms right there. Oh, it's fine. Then you have joint pain. Here we are going to go to the next leg.

The next leg. So this was for uh. Hold your shoulder and out. I'm going to need you to do it. look straight close your dog please I know you're feeling pain in your shoulder three two one oh my gosh okay we'll just make you stretch out against the wall I'll turn oh okay too much hey he hits this thing like a slave on him is a card for jury duty imagine your son, you look at him and it's me determining whether or not you're going to go to jail. I'll stop wearing this suit, you blink wrong, get it out of here, look.

For me the death knell is not the vibes, well what you say, I slapped your ass, oh that's how I thought I love you, I break it, no, that job is crazy, imagine this kid is in On race day, hey, what's your dad doing? To make a living he has a heavy duty washing machine what did you marinate in motor oil? I am in trouble? We are currently out of one dollar bills. So right now we can't, we can't return any. I have you. I'm a stripper so it's okay, oh I'll give you some honey don't worry honestly it doesn't matter where we get them if you have one for us we would be forever grateful I got you I'll see. what can I do, but it's okay, I'll use my card, give us just a second, we'll be right back with you, yes ma'am, I just said what I feel, so you can order when you're ready, wait for your sound. very cute, I'm so sorry once again you sound very cute, I'm sorry, can I get a long burrito?

You gotta be playing, no bro, give me a burrito, what kind of burrito, let me have the little supreme burrito, okay, is that one? Everyone, yeah, can I get his burrito one more time, ma'am, he's 15? Oh, I'm sorry, God, what's up, bro, what's up, what's up, hey, my bad, gang, I know you were 15, bro, oh yeah, nice, I'm my voice today? We'll be ranking the five best McDonald's ice creams starting at number five. We have their ice cream machine always always broken. You're barking again. You're right, so after about nine months you were born fine, but how was it?

I thought right, that's got a little bit to do with the birds and the bees, come here, let me show you, look out this window, okay, down there, son, look at those birds, oh yeah, puke in my mouth hoes and look those bees there and you don't want to know what your mom's doing, boy, she was going, just say this, I teach seventh grade, they're still performing at the fourth grade level, seventh grade English teacher here, um, I teach in northern Houston and I teach in one of the most affluent schools uh when I tell you these babies can't read, they can't write and they can't understand.

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, I'm being very serious, it doesn't exist. I have kids who constantly ask me how to spell it. window how to spell important how to spell and they are serious, they are very serious. You might ask them who the main character is in your story, the four-paragraph story we just read. I can't tell you no. I know you don't know, you don't know, it took us four weeks, four weeks, to understand how to answer a question in a complete sentence, um, if we still can't get a non-blurred image of Bigfoot with this Southern wedding cake. from a camera that doesn't exist, okay, she's zooming in on Bears, I'd be zooming in the future, I'd be watching the JFK assassination, through that thing you can see everything, you could take a LinkedIn profile, electron photos , brother, she could. take a picture of me making this video right now I'll post it well I don't even need to stand by the window it will go through the walls let me know when to stop smiling I'm waiting because I could see in Marquel's eyes the doctor would make him a victim of my good tender behold, two home training sessions later, I seduced his ass and put him in this wet pink onesie of mine, boy.

I had to let that young man know that Miss Bonita still had that cap since then. so Markel had been my number one, Boo Thang, why can't you do anything? My daughters, can you come help me with my property? Okay, oh, you're so good at everything, oh, God, why are you diving so hard? down, okay guys, what are you doing, I think that's enough, it's getting a little heavy, yeah, a man, eh, I'll tell you when it's enough, okay, be careful, it's a little heavy, okay, oh, oh , Oh my god, oh my god, oh, what's the problem, yeah, what are you doing? pick it all up, hey, my knee hurts, that's a shame, the shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test to determine if a person is capable of self-control to return the shopping cart, it's easy and we all recognize that it's the right thing to do and appropriate. returning the shopping cart is objectively correct there are no situations other than extreme emergencies in which a person cannot turn their car simultaneously it is not illegal to abandon their shopping cart therefore the shopping cart is presented as the Apex example of If a person will do the right thing without being forced to do it, no one will punish him for not returning the shopping cart, no one will have to return the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart, you should return the shopping cart for the sake of your own home. you

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go back to make sure that it is the right thing because it is right, the person who cannot do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be forced to do the right thing by threatening him with the law and the force that It is behind her, the shopping cart, that determines whether a person is a good or bad member of the foreign society.