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Hello friends, I'm the one who starts this video, I'm talking about the roast of the day, so I've been on YouTube for like seven years and I don't get offended easily and then on Instagram I received this DM and it was like a lack of respect, well, I really took a screenshot and zoomed in. my feet. I thought, dude, your feet look like a basketball player's hands, no, no, it has no relation to today's video, off-

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, you know, right next to the Pringles, now we'll put some cookies in. with taste. booster Oh, or should I get the new crunch, you mean all the new crunch?

How are you going to have a new crunch with a French fry? the Pringles man has boy eyes one doesn't have a mustache one doesn't have a mouse one doesn't have hair one doesn't have boy eyebrows the other one isn't like giving this guy what the Pringles man you don't have, oh, but you forgot one thing, the cloud, we have Oreos, we have cookies, Oreos are cookies, this alternate dimension, Oreos are fried peas, imagine wasting this glorious logo. I just made the eii quite different and it's literally copypasta. Oreos, the perfect logo. for our quality export of fried peas, in fact, lol, only the real Kyles will understand that they got a mutant energy drink like a monster but mutant.

I commend their effort, they did a decent job, I mean, they got the M, basically just copy and paste the logo, you know? They have a monster, we have a mutant, which one is scarier, let me have a sip of some nicer and more refreshing boba pelota, what did you say? is it ball ball ball ball ball ball coke Ebola look deep down we have BEC fish they just snatched the logo like always and when we change the name man this company must be legit they have real trucks business must be booming that bull bolla really got to that point I'll leave some Bevis oh very bad kids it seems legit like it's the same company and everything just ripped this out completely I have parents who buy this for their bad kids Billy you see this bag this is where all the very kids go bad, they turn them into bitter sweets and put them in this bag so they can eat them, they are terrified. oh, this is for me, liquor, get out of here, we got scissors likes at the Pro Bowl, it was made for me, you still got the caramel peanut nougat with milk chocolate, why is the milk chocolate mixed in, like why you put emphasis on caramel and peanut nougat. milk chocolate is not an important part, doesn't the company value milk chocolate as much as the other ingredients?

Sorry Scissors, I can't stand you knowing that in a land far away a long time ago there was a cookie called Hydra Hydrox. and Oreo copied them and made Oreo and then Borio copied Oreo and made Wario jumbo like Naruto Umberto another one after Wario came okey dokey sandwich kakakaka jazz get lost man vanilla cream ten times too stuck I don't even know what language this is but everything I know that everything will be fine, oh don't arrest me because I made a fake Oreo so convincing for Borneo it's like they copied fake borium, we don't even know Oreo exists but we're going to copy fake borium wish.

I copied Oreo and made a Borneo. I need my daily dose of caffeine. Oh, perfect. Attar's energy drink, just what I need. It won't give me wings, but maybe it will give me my horoscope in the same way that I'm not even a Taurus. This is a pirated fake Red Bull, it's like they're trying really hard, look, they even market the commercial market, but that's not even a real trademark, there's Pizza Hut and there's pizza roots, not even an attempt was made, oh, they are so stupid that they are talking about a stop. Nobody knows what a hat is, that's not a hunt, that's a root, literally, when you go to the restaurant, that roof looks like this, so why don't we call it a pizza roof?

It makes a lot more sense, says the pirate Pecola hmm, my favorite. Hey, why is my AB yellow? Some questions, oh yeah, sorry, I'm allergic to fake, gross, get out of here, goldfish, cheddar. Guppies that come, oh, and they are all-natural crunchy cookies. Kinda gross, shut up, call them cheddar. fish with cheese I don't want to eat something called egg, up my cups Burger King here King Burger has the same logo and everything just changes the words burger chain something better than Burger King King can really be you know what we'll call it it's a King burger, there's no reverence for those thick juicy buns, mmm, cheetah vs. crispy cheese curls, but make it transparent in the shape of a mouth, they want to charge $3 and 19 cents a boo, like when real Cheetos went from 349, momma still works. for the crispy cheese to save 31 cents, okay, the Pringles man ended up defeating the crack man, now the final boss, we have fries, he has a nose, mouth, eyes and hair, a worthy adversary, those fries look pretty wet Look at that Pringle though, it has like a glow in it magical energy that flows throughout you have fries for the party then we have a

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truck called a hot dog Noel's has no relation to McDonald's, you see, we don't have hamburgers, we sell hot dogs .

I was like, take the McDonald's logo, but make it us, Mueller's hot dogs. notes I feel like it sounds good, it's different enough that it actually works well, but the real question is if your ice cream breaks after 8:00 p.m. or not so I lived near McDonald's I used to make late night trips it was the only place that was open late and I would go there and I would always order ice cream and like nine times out of ten it would break and it's like I went there during the day, I bought my ice cream, I went a few hours later when it got dark and asked if your ice cream machine was broken and they said yes it is broken and then I told them but I just ordered ice cream a few hours ago how is it broken?

They literally told me we made too much ice cream today and it broke, why don't you tell the people you're cleaning like you have to clean that night? That is the reason why there is no ice cream at night as if the ice cream maker has broken. I say it's broken like it's cleaning itself right now. I'm just angry, so I have to go to sleep. You know, we're here making quality butter that tastes like soft spreadable butter, but it's not even key food grade butter 70 percent spreadable oil 70 percent vegetable oil vegetable oil butter is supposed to be made from milk straight from the cow's udder is not oil it was made of oil it is fake butter it may taste like butter and it is soft to spread like butter but it is not butter if you had real butter you know how delicious real butter is compared to this garbage , this is not butter, it is bonerifica made with sweet cream buttermilk, so is butter if it is made with buttermilk, why do you say it is my butter?

I know. It's sensual, but can it be buttery and buttery delicious at the same time? Just don't gamble now. I'm not sure if this is real or fake butter. I think it tastes like butter. I'm not sure, but I like it. 57% sure I think it tastes like butter I'm not sure what the other 43% is maybe high blood pressure maybe diarrhea because I have lactose and higher ants amazing this is not butter why are you so upset because you literally made this product and "You're acting surprised or shocked or even disappointed in yourself because it's not butter.

Charity knew we're here at Sundance. I'd like to introduce you to this independent film that we've worked so hard on in butter memories and it's like" . I'm agitated because there are so many of these, again, not real butter. You know, we all grew up eating Lucky Charms, but now there are bigger marshmallows and stars and no one cares about Lucky Charms. This is what you guys are really here for the marshmallows and the stars. Frozen oatmeal cereal. with me magic marshmallow brothers like they don't even try to have different marshmallows you made like the same Oh so instead of a leprechaun it's a wizard, which one would you rather get your marshmallows from?

I trust the wizard more than a Leprechaun, here we have some cocoa pebbles, you know? When I first moved to America, we went to my cousin's house and they served us cocoa pebbles and, literally, having never eaten cereal in my life, I snorted porridge for breakfast and looked at myself. As if this dog food was serious, she started laughing at me. Excuse me, what are you serving anyway? We have cocoa nibs instead of Fred Flintstone. We have a crazy green monkey. Why is it green? He looks sick. Is it vegan? monkey or cook, I'm like they're just vegan cocoa pebbles.

I think I'll stick with the one where he says he'll shake your whole mouth. I'm not trying to eat what monkeys eat, look at Fred Flintstone, he offers me a spoonful. I think that's a lot more appealing than dreaming about a monkey eating ham, it's not dripping down his nose trying to get some cocoa nibs. I bet they're not even that size. This is misleading. It's a bad advertisement. I hate what this fried chicken place is. It's called MFC, you know my flavor, chicken. Oh, lick taste, mmm, that's how you know it's delicious, it's not very appetizing, they must be very confident in their fried chicken, it's my favorite in America, we have Lay's fries, yes, we have legs, legs, oh who could want? open a bag of chips and be like where the legs are, maybe if I'm lucky I'll find some feet, it's like the rest of the packaging looks good but why do you have to call it legs that sound gross?

I didn't know ketchup was copyrighted so they had to make a sauce called tomato relish because you know that's what it really is, it's tomato country or couldn't you call it ketchup? Copyright belongs to Heinz, why don't you tell people what? you really are, I don't know if this is the un

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ed product, but cheeto came out with avocado flavor, that's how healthy you can have Cheetos, healthy in the same sentence, that's illegal, I'm not, oh well, chocolate peanut ancient. h and they are very ovular shaped tic tic is the sound it makes when you open the thing and shake it instead of Tic Toc Tick Tock it stops falling to zero, let's make a coffee shop, okay, but what we should call it, I don't know. someone like Starbucks would do well.

I have it in a cafe with stars and dollars. You know why have Starbucks when you can have stars and dollars and a coffee genius? I wonder if people will see it the same way. My Starbucks, no, ma'am, this. He has stars and money, would you like a brave Chinese banty? Oh, these weren't the best when I was a kid and I liked the variety packs of mini cereals, but then you'll throw a hand at whoever's brother, when he eats your favorite pakka, he'll see it real, but anyway. we have pirated versions of everything said I can't crunch we have crunchy King okay he looks so much more appetizing Captain Crunch would definitely eat his butt like it's cereal why does Siri just activate listening to me 24/7 week?

I didn't even do it. Say your name I said something about eating loot like cereal and she'll get turned on always listen to me so rude anyway we're Apple okay okay a valiant effort was made with sugar flakes instead of frosted flakes instead of a tiger, We have a child, it's more relatable. instead of Froot Loops regs fruit and cocoa balls and this guy just pulls them out from behind like mother look what I made I'll give it to the kids oh we have a whole Halloween basket of fake candy and at brunch emza we made a Crutch Bridge Higher Rome Oh wow, it's like Toblerone for people who can't make the B sound hollow Cloud nine wrong, but the cloud felt strong Oh, Cloud low nine I can't wait to go home and drink some Screaming Mountain, now let me take my diet dr.

Bob and Mountain Drive Doctor thirty-eight is like if you squint and look at them, they could go by for a mile, you'd never know the difference, but anyway that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video if you made sure to hit the like button comment below the last meal you ate and was it bootleg or not turns out today's notifications click if you guys are the joint be sure to subscribe on Wolfpack . I love you so much, thanks for watching, bye guys.