Funniest Impressions Done in Front of the Actual Person

my name is John Malkovich I don't sound anything like that no you don't sound exactly like that no me no yes yes do this Nick is calm and stealthy like a ninja warrior while this Nick is an exaggeratedly screaming psychopath he just doesn't exist, that's high praise . I'm Kevin Hart, right, high school, okay, um, yeah, hey, hey, hey, everyone, hey, hey, girl, hey, girl, hey, you should listen to me, she didn't listen to me. Hey what's up? Man, come on, come on, hey, Miss Johnson. Yes, I will do well on that test, yes, but I don't care because I love it.

Hey girl, I'll be keeping an eye out for more Sammy Davis Jr tributes in honor of the heavyweight I would never dare get in the ring with Sammy. you're a true undefeated champion oh wait no I think Mike can do a little better than that Mike okay I'll try to read this this could be disastrous okay stay tuned for more Sammy Davis Jr trivia in honor of that. Heavyweight I will never dare get in the ring with Sammy. You really are the undefeated champion. Program producers. The show's producers hoped you'd get a little more soul the more you got to know Mike.

A little more. You know more about Mike Tyson. Mike Tysonism as Hello ladies and gentlemen, Sammy and I would like to thank you, what if you have me locked up? I'm not going to leave them moving face to face, yes, but I won't doubt it for a second, that's my foreign feeling. Like I couldn't do it until I met you, but I did it, do you want me to do it? So welcome back, welcome back, so for you, you've never been on the show, okay, I feel your pain, Bob, first time. Only one first time for everything, right?

Brave, another day, another fifty thousand dollars, no, no, Jack said the only thing Nichols has going for him is that he's a comedian, the bastard always laughs, it's like working with a fucking clown and a director's president, and I I'm curious if you could explain a little bit about what it takes to beat Dwayne Johnson. Well, I'm glad you asked that question in the first place. You're Kathleen from Screen Junkies. I never forget a face. I never forget anything. Mine is like a steel trap. You know, I wake up at five in the morning and I do 27,000 curls.

Bleed blood, sweat tears, that's the approach I take to living. That's how I deal with everything. Life is a delicious drink that you have to suck deeply. There is no better time than the present to enjoy your loved ones, your family or things other than the other thing and then the projects. I have to go, wow, that's good, but I've been doing Shaq for so long. I can tell you exactly what he's thinking right now. friends say bad things that hurt my feelings Shaq a big strong man outside of me inside Shaq I hate bullets everyone calls Shack dumb but Shack not dumb I have a PhD Charles is a dumb thing Charles Potter thing Dr.

Red is a doctor Shack a doctor I love that tape, thank you and I'll show it to all my friends. I turn on the camera and let it go. I improvised for about two hours after that and then with Clint's help we honed the final performance down to this little piece that I would like to perform for you now to teach all of you in this audience how to do the perfect Al Pacino impression in three simple steps. One where did he go. I call this step where it went because Al always seems to be looking for something he's lost. but he still can't find it, so since you're all sitting down, I'm going to sit down and help you learn how to do this, so you should start by looking for something that's missing. foreigner my wallet my passport my toothbrush my lines my performance whoa where was that step two is the surprise Al for some reason always looks a little surprised if you look at his face it's like what just happened the last thing I remember was that I was snorting a wheelbarrow full of cocaine in Scarface and now I'm sitting next to the president, how did that happen?

And finally step three is the Huff. He seems to have a lot of air, he has to get it out. I blasted him but he just goes back in. look, you're your calling card, take your hands off me, oh really, every time, I'm a comment, so every time you understand, that's right, say it with me, I'll hold your hand and you'll play with me, hey, you get your No touch me foreigner foreigner