FULL Graham Norton Show 10/1/2020 Miriam Margolyes, Daniel radcliffe, Alan Cumming, Sharon Horgan

glamorous photo. Tommy, thank you, that's the one you had to be in the trash can for hours, yes, hours, but we have what to call them, no, not only did they serve us the ones that the cart pulls with a wheelie and all this is used, he alone Wow, you had to wait, you don't understand anything, no, we can't go up now, okay, it was very tiring, yes, Adil, it's like a container of pebbles, no one said about my foreskin, yes, and you have a compact charger. I know you can get that thing they do because the foreskin.

I'm just saying greetings to your daughters. I thought there wouldn't be. There will be time for your face that is made of foreskins divided upon foreskins. Do you know the word smegma? You like to scream because I feel like your daughter might not be seeing this now that you posted this photo on something. yeah, in the play I'm blind and I can't, I'm in a chair, so that's it and mmm and then they're doing this thing where I have little withered legs on the edge of the chair, so that was a feeding leg of phosphorus so it's a cast that took my real legs to attach the shaft proof. of being an actor to be able to do that I have complete confidence in you two, you are wonderful actors for skin or not the first

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has to be such a difficult theater what you have done is really smart because you have I used it to prove your worth as an actor and to reinventing yourself I also think makes you better as you, just what you have is very high, it's hard work and I believe that and I think it also gives You have a lot of confidence knowing that, oh, I, I'm NOT just a product of editors and directors, and knowing that you can somehow do it on your own and exist outside of that, is really nice and it's fun too.

You don't know, you know I love movie sets and I love being there, but you don't get the kind of raw emotion that will be worth reading in about two weeks. You know, you don't get that. anything else because Alan, obviously, theater is very important to you, cabaret brought you to America and all these amazing things, okay, how many times did you do cabaret in the end? Oh three, I did it in London and with Jane Horrocks, who actually plays the role you played. Oh, you know, Accent Car, John, I must see this is your first time doing it, you know, 26 years ago, she was my sexy co-star at the cabaret, no, she's my mother and a trash can.

I did it in London and then I did it on Broadway. then I did it again on Broadway just a few years ago they came back and did it again just to work before they died what time did you have that thing where it was really hot? Know? storms are always hard Jim, oh well, when they hit me on the head, yeah, that was the first time on Broadway, oh, I was there, I was going to make a movie. I went to Los Angeles for a costume fitting and came back and you know, on the plane you get really funny.

The tubes are really fun, so I made a Neti pot, you know, that little thing that you put in salt water and I think, and you go up because you go in through your nose and then it's like it's good to clean your tubes. Okay, with the salt water, kosher salt. Actually, that's good, so I was doing the

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that night. I'm like lounging provocatively, you know, on top of the thing and you know, like when the surfers come to the surf strip, okay, I know, after surfing, all of a sudden, these things come out right.

I'm just chilling and all of a sudden a stream of water comes out of my nose into my beer chest and well, it's not that sexy, you know, I wander to the side of the stage and I blow my nose and I mean, and then I had to go down the stairs and come back to them for the play and I, since it was a different route I was taking, so I wasn't an officer, I came across a light, a huge light, and I made this huge indentation in my head and then for the rest of the first half I was getting more and more dizzy and I could go open a door in my hand, I couldn't find a handle and I felt like sorry balls and then what were the lasers in the interval?

It collapsed and a tenth of my judgment collapsed and the stage manager came up to my room and stood over me like this and when Alan, do you think you can do this, all of these people were suddenly in my room? Everyone is going crazy. You know, I had to go to the hospital or try to get out of my dinner clothes and I and I just because at the end of the first act I had a swastika on my pump and I raised my cut and that was the focus on my cheek and that was the end of the first night like it symbolized the rise of fascism and my butt was a conduit for a lot of things, quick in the car, you have to leave the hospital and I was just taking wipes and doing this and them, what are you doing?

I said, well, the doctor could be Jewish and I'll get angry about everything and then I get to the hospital and it was actually a very hot night. It was a summer night and I was like I had squeaks and wires and everything and there was a lady who had been in the audience had passed out from heat stroke and was taken to the hospital. She was in the next room. that same hospital Wow and then they came in and I was like in a mask and Alan is a lady next door and she was fainting and you know it's blah blah would you come in and see her and like that anyway I heard them and I'm in my cart and my little one you know it's a stretcher with wheels but you have and with tubes everything and I heard it but you know how you're so sad you were so excited to go see Alan oh I waited for months for my ticket I can't I think I missed seeing him and there's a story real behind our evening of final products: Sharon Morgan brings us military wives, it opens on March 6 and this is that famous story from a few years ago, the military wives chorus, yes, but it is and it is. that real story, but you have it fictional to a certain extent, yeah, well, I mean, it's inspired by this group of women on a military base who created a choir to help them stop thinking about the terrible. situation in which his partners find themselves and that was when they were sent to Afghanistan, but in reality, the Gareth Malone documentary turned out to be a weak point for him, the story is not in it, it is me and Kristin Scott Thomas where the current you run the risk of working with her, yes, but she lies so well that I have always disliked her.

I don't know, I don't know, just for me, almost as angry as if you asked someone if it's you and Christian, are you? Based on real people, are you some kind of fusion where we are a fusion? Both Christian and I thought we were too old for those two characters. Anyway, I often laugh at that, but yes, she was once nice to Burt, we are vaguely. based and it's one of those things because for me it's something about groups of people singing, it's instantly moving, yeah, it's instantly moving like that documentary that I couldn't understand, I just constantly loved it, but also because it really brought them together.

It really created these beautiful friendships and camaraderie, we had it even in rehearsals, like we didn't have a lot of rehearsals because our director at Peterkin Tony, oh, he didn't want us to sing very well, which wasn't a problem, but every time who saw some kind of practice or whatever, he got scared and told us to stop because he wanted us to improve over time, like they did in the choir they started with, is this a play or a live, no, it's a movie, movie, no, I really want to, yeah, yeah, watch a little bit now that we have a clip.

This is for you and Christian Scott Thomas. I know I'm not convinced that you two will be angry. It is an initial note. I'm going Candace on three four really loud right now. Can we listen to the tea? Please state. You shouldn't have to try. She understands that you want them to mash up a little, but it doesn't really sound very good. having fun is better than sounding joyless and in tune. I don't think projection is our problem. I mean, all the talk about this reminds me of when my parents got divorced. You can sing, right?

I mean, you don't really know. I think everyone sounds better together and that's what made us very close and that's what I understand why these amazing, brave women wanted those backing vocals in the first place because that helps them make it, yeah, yeah, you're very successful now. written pulling cast against homeland vorse and you've talked in interviews about how you know you're very open, you have a very open mind in your own life for a lot of the elements of these things. I mean, it's complicated like with the homeland because I do that in school. you drop in and hang out, you meet the moms and in the school yard and walking out the school gates you would show up to pick up your kids and you would just look to your left and say there's at least part of an episode. was there, it's like the character that Diane Morgan plays, yes, in the sense that she is very based on someone who she has a great rapport with, my very good friend, and it's okay because she knows it and she knows it from the beginning, once we filmed it, I showed her a rough cut because I felt like she had told me a whole story there, so I wanted to show her that scene and yeah, she was thrilled, it was absolutely hilarious, but for some people, I think there's a .

At one point, my kids' school, throughout the first season, she says, "When you put me in it, you know when we'll see me in it," so for the second season we came up with this new character and it's like another Maybe it's just her, it's her and one night when I was really drunk at my house I thought, well, I'll show her, it wasn't a compliment, you know, I mean, I took her on the bad side of my show, I sure did, Sharon , she is. just a and I like that you do that and now no, I can't see it baby, just and what people don't see, they don't see them, did you see what they want?

Lucky guy talking about extracting drama from people's lives. and the Mowgli comedy things happen to you like it's your house near Dover oh yes, because I rent my house to other people, their house in France, which is very important in this story and it costs £425 a week for seven nights . really a cleaner yeah anyway one day I got a call from the police and they said are you the owner of the gun emplacement? And I said yes, they told me: do you know that it has been used as a delivery for criminals to get rid of their drunks or do you know that it is a drug, I think so sentence and I said well, of course, I didn't know what you mean and they said well, people have rented it, they were a gang, a gang, baby, they took my house and they dropped the drugs in the bay or they and there was a helicopter that went up to the roof it's a flat roof yes and they had cocaine they had worth a million pounds they've worked no no it wasn't like a little thing this was 13 million that was Listen, I'm a wholesaler, well of course, I was horrified because I didn't know.

I mean, I have nothing to do with people who rent. I know he only takes the money. You know I was. Well, I could get more. because it's really lovely was when she reported, of course, in the Daily Mail that all the people online were like oh she must be in this, she's part of the Miriam Escobar gang, all right, it's music time, it's been 20 incredibly years since this man burst into the world. spotlight with her debut album born to do it now she's back performing an exclusive medley please welcome Craig David let me put it down I was a chicken she's going to get stuck with her parents she's gone now she won't say hey boy come right away so when I cut the door, you were standing with a bottle of red wine but you left, you just didn't love that side and they rummage the floor saying why you were crawling last night, well then I see two shadows moving in your room like now.

You were dressed in black when I left, you were dressed in no way, can you fill me up again? Because that little bird answers the phone, reads a battle, half the call, the opportunity, left at midnight. The jacuzzi turns on. Can you feel Me? Did you know? Well, I have something to say. yeah it's crazy it's seven days so check it out oh no I hate seeing my friend tool he's a couple blocks away from me walking on the subway it must have been beautiful beautiful I said no, You break it, you break it. depressed since I met this special lady oh yeah I can't help it and I learned about the special type of plane you know I never ate some of them.

I love this for them. I hold the microphone hopelessly. with them, I talk to some of them, I tried so loud I didn't realize when I end up with a jump like this on my adidas, grab some R&B vocalist, vocalist come to thank Chris, just give me that mic with a completely new flavor. Bring it on, try to listen to the track, make a song with a free lady, come on, keep it true, that's what I say singing in the lyrics with these big shots of the piece from I escaped, my friend, my family, hey-ho, relaxed on Sunday. take a seat, Craig David, thank you so much for that special thing, lovely, and that was, I mean, it's absurd, that was 20 years ago, yes, I know those are the first two singles, yes, we rewind and then we had, ya You know, seven. days, but it seems like yesterday, I really feel it, yes, what I listen to the midwives, actually, because I really wake up, yes, and that's what makes me feel very lucky that over the 20 years of having fans like those of us who have been there since the first time and Then, seeing that, I waskicking one, but then I saw the older brother and sisters come and then Zen, seeing the younger generation.

I have this broad demographic of people, tomatoes, why don't you say that the first time? because you did that, you burst onto the music scene, you know, and like pop stars, you shined brightly and then when these things you know, they faded away, you went to Miami and we knew you were in Miami and and then when you came back, you were instantly cool again, like the world decided Craig David was cool again. I mean, how did that happen? Do you know what it was? I mean, Miami was, I mean, it was great for me during the time period.

I was there and I was hosting a house party there that ended up at your house at my house. I started with about 10 people, three drinks before you came out, nice and quiet, a couple of drinks as a couple. I'm very good and then something like that. word of mouth spread among people like oh I got to crying five and there were text messages and his peers got to crying five and then it just got to the point where I was playing to like almost a hundred people in my house, which you thought was weird, but actually everyone respected it like it was my house, but there was a moment where I remember we had had a couple of drinks anyway and I was playing the music, I was on the microphone? a good time drinks on tap, food, they are like you know the copper over there and I say, it can't be, it must be the drink, you can give up a little, so I carried on like I was playing, I didn't think about anything.

The following days, Leonardo was in the new house. I said no, I thought the other thing was a drink, so that was the kid. It was crazy passing about ten people with my friends. Yes, certainly not, so words, did you throw a house party and In a way, Alan, you threw a kind of house party, but you turned it into something similar to what I had. He had a dressing room. I had some kind of party in my dressing room and I called it a club, coming to New York. club coming cabaret bar had you been yes I have but you haven't been to Caprio but you've had big names that is to say yes yes yes yes I think the story you're referring to is a time when Adele and Jennifer Lawrence came and they were happening a good while and they went down and they were a drag queen that night as hostess, I think, and they went down to the basement, the very unglamorous basement where the dancers change and the drag queens, you think? and everything creates a beer and stuff and that and they were down there and in a video and Jennifer Lawrence doing makeup for a drag queen and I said doing this Adele we both had some and Adele comes around the corner and changes the face of Dior Now Craig David, you're on a UK tour now, this is to celebrate 20 years, are you going to make new music or is it all old stuff?

Now we'll do both a little bit like this, the new Z, okay, yeah. It'll be like a nostalgia thing with the

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band show and then I'll switch to more of the ts5 house party we're talking about, yeah, the second half so people have a little bit of everything but don't eat the tickets. for that because it's later in the year, it was April, yes, April and you go all over the country. I know you've finished two nights of the O2 and one of them is already sold out, so yeah, it's been great, really good. Is it thanks for that performance and good luck with the tour?

Craig David, everyone a piece. Thank you very much to all my guests. Craig David singing our motto Eva Luca, a comedic genius. Jennifer Saunders, actors Michael B. Jordan and Jamie Foxx and the legend that is Sir. Patrick Stewart, see you bye.