Fugget About It 301 - Havana Kill Castro (Full Episode)

How are you doing if you were like me? You could use some time or any old life. It's never easy for me to take a vacation. Looking at the points is very complicated and I also had to stop teaching in charge. Teach you. You better be on fire. dead and if so, what will you call? I can't, he's locked inside. What do you mean? You and the fatties are locked up. I was on the roof. There is a skylight. The rest is blurry. What turned out to be the Spumante family's cheating club. He didn't want to pay for the skylight he broke, so he just got up and shot everyone in the neighborhood.

They still call it the massacre from Jimmy's trip to Aruba. I always called it fat, it's a big bloodbath of crybabies. May God rest his soul now that I am. in witness protection it's like a permanent vacation at a two star resort where everyone apologizes all the time, we've only had one vacation in this iceberg of an apologetic country and it was worth forgetting, our friends called Jimmy, I did The Wise Guy and the couple with Gambini, when we found out they would be working on the footage, they took the boss, threw him from the 19th floor, sweet, which was a long time until the mafia died once, so Jimmy didn't He had another option. pocket wall defense the fans will say they have to do it they could use him as a pawn Oh Saskatchewan Jimmy come in here you bastard Kornet what's a mouse that's what Theresa's boyfriend is trying to sneak in there are no sleepovers well that's it you let him go take Go back and explain the rules to his face.

Ah, cook, who cares? I am free. I put it there since my eyes set eyes on it. Look at Cole, he's depressed. He gets out of there. He's fine, there's nothing to be depressed about. Yes, a useless bag of garbage. If you decide to cut your wrists, be a little courteous and do it in the bathtub. You need a gunman. Take McCool. I'm not going to wipe your brains from mine. No, Jimmy, you'll act like a savant sucking on an oxygen tank in prison. Mitsu's sweet cowboy. Jimmy is under the moon and you are all making sick jokes.

Clearly the character-building Canadian winter blues are getting to all of you, but I have a solution, please say therapy, say therapy, a vacation, oh come on, yeah, listen to that, Jimmy, come on. vacation Yes, of course, no one McCool, it will be a day trip to Lake, who offers Canada. Well, everyone needs to leave once in a while, don't move, you capitalist pigs. I'm taking this plane to Cuba. Just kidding, welcome to Cuban Airlines I'm your pilot Brad, that's just a little thing we do to lighten the mood around here enjoy the flight McCall, you said vacation, not being taken care of by a Fed in a communist hell, but Cuba is perfect, there is literally no chance of them seeing you. because of the mafia so why are you coming with us?

I need a vacation from all things, I can't or I'm going to lose my mind, no, of course, I just thought we could, you know, hang, the point of this was to stop him from hanging me, no. No, no problem, Jimmy. I won't bother for the next week. Old Street McCool will focus on rejuvenation and relaxation of the wrists. How can you relax in a country that treats people so badly? Every country has its share of human rights violations, except Canada. of course, yeah, no, you guys are amazing, I haven't seen a Cuban since that thing we didn't do in Dallas, excuse me, I have to

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Kennedy, I mean, pee, I can't wait to take in the musical culture and the revolutionary atmosphere of Cuba, the people's paradise, shut up, Trotsky's children get the way to open the door in Veneto, a Cuba liberated from American commercial interests and casinos controlled by the mafia since 1959.

Tommy, your children, you know that I ran one of those casinos here at the time I blew up. so many Cuban brats gave me a nickname Don uno, they go to Rhea how old were you? I don't know 20 no 10 look around Jimmy Cuba is our paradise, that's enough, you won't leave my side for the next week, aha, he's a Canadian Good Guy, he's French Canadian. You'll be taking off your panties faster than you can say. I think the word you're looking for is Wow, give me those back. I must mention it and I know it from experience.

Don't drink tap water here lest you get a case of Batista's revenge shattering porcelain, why go for a dip in the pool? Nath, too many German tourists, whoo-hoo, it's great Jimmy, it makes Cupid so happy, he's not that good either, hey, where's Gina? Watch her in case she drowns someone. She's probably in the kids' club. Ah, to be a girl again. Look at PD unless you buy a timeshare. Petey will have to write it. She will be on Zoom. She will be in Blue. I think she's trying. to tell us something Cuba is home to the legendary blue scorpion reputed to cure everything from cancer to diarrhea, but PS we can't go to a dangerous jungle just because you're busy with salsa, mom is right, I'll be in the pool, right? how are you?

On second thought we're going to go And it should be a good vacation deal it sucks as long as you don't Gina, what are you doing here? I thought you'd be selling Bibles on the black market, you know, there's a pool bar that I don't even have to get up to go to Lajoie What is this? It's no big deal. It's a portal machine. Jimmy, don't you know anything? Greetings, fellow Americans. I represent the five organized crime families that do not exist. We have joined forces with the government to encourage. patriotic sociopaths like you to eliminate Cuba's communist leader, if he succeeds he will be granted super maid status and will be untouchable by the mafia.

He'll also get a lifetime presidential pardon from the feds, won't he? I'll give you a free lobotomy yet, lady, how did you know this? How not? So you're going to

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Castro. Look, who includes these guys? That? So once we take out the President we can go back to New York there's no way I'm doing this alone when you and Cheech get involved things always go straight to shit she's right Jimmy sometimes your real mistake you can't do this alone you'll end up in Cuban jail with all the poets and playwrights it'll be so boring I'll copy them if we're going to get our old life back by killing a guy let's do it together as a family okay but I'm not going to take a backseat alone. capisce mischief you said that one day I will be taller but you will always be a tough guy come on what am I doing here I was supposed to be on vacation not in the sticks hunting for a bug keep looking extremely rare blue scorpions can?

It won't be that hard to find Petey, we're not camping here, get out of that sleeping bag, it's okay, we only have one chance. How do you know it's on course while you girls are packing your bikinis? I was planning this prank towards the letter every day after brunch he comes to that window to feed his Lee Harvey Birds Walton pigeon and when he does I'm going to turn his head into fog Jimmy, that's beautiful. I showed it right, I wasn't sure if I'd use it right. I for one am glad you did. Julieta Castro laughed at my idea.

I'm doing the honest thing, wait, wait, I'll go in right now. It blows my mind. I'm the boss. I will, but I'm him. boxes of shut up your moobs you want the whole country to know what we're doing she's right keep it down hey look it's McCool hmm no McCool what are you doing hide the gun look what I mean right in the shit imagine seeing them coming to the three? to enjoy the sights, sounds and smells of Old Havana, yes, yes, sights and smells, we will make sounds tomorrow, why are you walking alone? Now he doesn't cheat, which I'm just saying, he looks lonely, apathetic, like a loser. lonely actually I'm going to visit my Cuban friend Reynaldo García well then you better go Hey, I knew García once when he was driving an ice cream truck here in Havana sauron Related to New York oh my God, I doubt it Renaldo is orphan well he's probably dying in theaters wait wait it wasn't Garcia it was Gonzalez so it's probably not related oh okay okay to the orphanage cheerio damn John put this in your mouth to what I do.

Oh Esmeralda, your hands are so soft. tripping balls mom, what are you going to give up when he's dead? your wish keep looking come on Petey let's go back to the resorts okay take your chances with mom Teresa you can't leave me why are you afraid I can really have fun this vacation not because I lost my son he's losing his virginity our only chance and you wasted it it's his fault McCool the guy wouldn't shut up about a stupid friend you already did it to me again without you fools I would be toasting Castro's headless corpse with a cool ball a brain you know that's just rum and coke presidential palace please and what Mimi wow that's how Cuba Libre differs from a simple rum and coke I see what you're doing here don't you think I didn't notice you drove a bit.

Okay, comrade, but you do it with Doris. Yes, not without a boss. Okay. See you later, it's lovely. What a presence. This type. He gave me goosebumps. No wonder he's so hard to kill. Oh God, Janet, it's like. I just wanted to please him. I know he couldn't make a move. You almost forget that the man is a bloodthirsty dictator. You think he likes her. I'll come back here. It's the only path I recognized. Did you have to stop to pay? Gina this. The resort isn't cheap McCool, you've been drinking, oh yeah, Reynaldo Garcia and I when we get together.

Wawa, I miss the horse. Oh God, Jimmy, technically you didn't do it, it was Gina and a rat comes out of Helles, dinosaurs, what have you got? done right, this can be fixed we will take him back to the palace and pay for the taxi, congratulations Jimmy, you freed Cuba and ruined my life. I trusted you, she, that was your first mistake, we can still get through this, let me talk. No. Thank you very much guys, you are invading American soil, don't move or we will shoot on American soil. American soil. I can't believe they murdered a president to escape Canada.

I thought we were friends. What is friendship? Apparently nothing is right, let's get one. Of course, I'm not offering asylum to you weirdos, I get it, but we killed Castro, shut up, if I had a penny for every crazy person who came out of that fence and claimed to have killed Castro, I'd have a mountain of dimes and then I would sit on it. mountain and declare myself king of Dimes that sounds incredible. What I mean is that we will return it to the Cuban authorities. Excuse me, Colonel Korn. I think you better watch this. Confirm that Castro has been kidnapped by a redhead posing as a girl.

Yes sir. . president is confirmed yes sir I will oh I'm so fired what I can swear mother I couldn't find a stinky fog it's an arachnid and you are a great mother a great mother I wouldn't let this happen but you can Don't keep a close eye on your children's every move . Well, I should have thought about that before drinking that. I just want to keep Theresa for making the same mistakes I did. Oh, we're on FISA, now you don't have to worry about me, mom, how did I do it? you find us and what he's doing here you won't believe that this jean-philippe likes to pick them up and put them up his ass he keeps the hemorrhoids down there I'm sorry, those things scare me you have another one up there JP, I'm cured if you had trusted me we could have had fun and running through the jungle like boob Raider is Tomb Raider shut up Edie hmm Theresa you're right uh he didn't do anything with Jen Philip here, you didn't do it at all?

I'm not the one he likes. Nobody else feels a breeze. Holy shit. Are you good Jesus? What no, goodbye all this time. I've done everything I can to protect you and now you lie to me and walk away like it's nothing. What are we married to? You lied to me - I didn't really do such a thing. What about Reynaldo García? You saw through that. Hmmm, I made that up. I felt foolish being alone while you three were having fun committing murder. Don't take it so personally. McCool of all. the cops I've met you're my favorite that doesn't say much coming from me that says a lot put it in good friend Castro was found with third degree burns by three Canadian tourists who revived him with the venom of a blue scorpion Can you believe this family It's a damn jug, so no medals, no super, no good, what's with the free lobotomy?

I'll give you a lot of me Julia, see, gee, we get close enough often, besides, Tommy Dante, do you think we? I could take a helicopter back to the resort, get the hell out of my base. The beautiful weather in Cuba, huh, what a shame the American people can't go there, maybe they should do something about it. Can you believe this MA and he flew home first class, courtesy? from El Presidente and we are Romina Truck. I stand by my decision to sell our passport photos in a devastating Gitmo. I don't even know why we bother with a vacation.

I'm as depressed as before, but Jimmy, you lied to a The policeman stole a taxi and almost what anyone else could want. You know you're right and I made $28 driving that cab. You'll have to declare at customs and you'll wonder why we didn't want to be with you. paddling jimmy