Friends: The Mr. Beaumont (Clip) | TBS

Excuse me, is there a mr. Bowmont on this team that's me ah yes well hello this is your lucky day mr. Bowmont the gentleman of the day just became available again and I think you made an offer of $18,000, yes you have to pay, that's not just a guess. I was actually relieved because I didn't win the boat, my wife would have killed me, what's your wife's name is Pam Pam oh okay, imagine this, the Pam oh, I don't think she likes that, she's well, imagine this, mr. Bowmont I don't think so, dear, okay, let me paint you a little picture, okay, you're sailing down the Hudson, you have the wind in your hair, you get all that peace and quiet you've always wanted, you get back to nature.

You can go fishing making the little hats and have people call you captain and then when you're old CACI, what the hell is it for a good cause, okay, oh, why is it mine, what's all that you just said, I want Joey don't do it. I don't have $20,000, who cares? I will make payments whatever is necessary. I want mr. Bovard