Friends: Ross Is Jealous Of Paolo (Season 1 Clip) | TBS

Aunt Syl, stop yelling. All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. Well, the meat is only in every third layer. Maybe you can scrape. Ross, did you really read all those baby books? Yeah, you could stick a man in the middle of any woman's womb without a compass... ...and I could find my way out of there just like that. Oh, this is great. She says: "In some parts of the world, people eat the placenta." And we're done with the yogurt. I'm sorry. Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor.

I am not a caterer. What do you want? What does it have to do with a dozen lasagnas? Good talk, Aunt Syl. Do you kiss Uncle Freddie? Hey, Ross. Do you know that your baby is this big now? How come you don't live with mommy? Why does mommy live with that other lady? What is she lesbian? Ah, poke. -a-nose. Hmm. (together) Blah, blah, blah. Did I hear Poconos? Yes, my sister is giving us her place for the weekend. - 'I know.' Oh, it's just a weekend. Big Deal. This wasn't supposed to be an adventure, huh? , I feel things I've only read about in Danielle Steel books, you know?

I mean, when I'm with h, I get totally nauseous. What is it supposed to do? for d? call immigration? You could call immigration.