Friends: Chandler Gets A Little Desperate (Season 1 Clip) | TBS

- Can I use your phone? - Yeah. Uh, but for future reference, that thing you're holding in your hand can also be used as a phone. Yes, it's working. Why don't you call me back? Maybe she never received your message. You know, if you want you can call her machine and if she has a lot of beeps, it means that she probably hasn't received the messages from her yet. Don't you think that makes me seem a

little

...

desperate

, needy, pathetic? Oh, she obviously she saw my personal ad. - How many beeps? - She answered. You see, this is where you would use the word "Hello" we talked about.

I'm not going to talk to her. She obviously received my message and she decided not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy. (all) 'Hello'. How did she take it? Pretty good, actually. - Huh, Rach? - That? How come you have floss in your hair? - Oh, do I? -UH Huh. We ended up having sex in her chair. Did you have sex in her chair? I said it too loud, didn't I? You had to? Sex in her chair. What... what were you thinking? I don't know. I mean, we still care about each other.

There is a story there. It's like you and Carol. No no no. He's nothing like Carol and me. Please, if she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch. Here and now," what would you say to her? If she helps, she could slide me. It's, it's... it's a totally different situation... It's apples and oranges... It's orthodontists and lesbians... I have to go. - Where are you going? - I just have to go! Alright. I need a reason, huh? I mean, I have things to do with my life. I have a tight schedule and I'm late to keep up, okay?

Hello? Hello? Hell is full of people like you. He is back. The voyeur has returned. - Below! - Lower? And dance. Thanks, but I have to go to work and Mindy poked my eyes out. Chill out. You know, she may not even know it. Please, I haven't heard from her for seven months and now she's calling me, I mean, what else is it about? Oh. She was my best friend, guys. We went to camp together. - She taught me how to kiss. - Yeah? Now you know, I'm like the other woman. Oh, I feel so... naughty.

Okay, I'll see you later. Oh wait, I'll go out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you how to kiss you were at camp and you were wearing some kind of

little

uniform or... Okay, yeah. Okay, I'm going to go to the bathroom. Will you take care of my phone? Why don't you take it? Hey, we haven't had a second date. Do you need to hear me pee? Why don't you call her? I can't call her. Leave a message. - I have some pride. - You? Danielle? Hello. Hello, I'm Chandler. I'm fine. Hey, listen. I don't know if you tried to call me because, uh... idiot that I am, I accidentally turned off my phone.

Oh, okay, okay. That, that's good. That's great. Well. She's on the other line. She will call me back. ♪ She's on the other line and she'll call me back ♪ ♪ She's on the other line and she'll call me back ♪ - Don't you have to pee? - That's why I'm dancing.