Fox & Friends Cold Open - SNL

-Are you looking... -Good morning! You would love it. - -Welcome to "Fox & Friends." I'm Steve Doocy, here with the lovely Brian Kilmeade and Ainsley Earhardt. -Hello everyone. Happy early Thanksgiving and Wakanda forever! -Yeah. -I don't think we can say that. -Uh, everyone calm down. - Well, what a terrible week for the Republican Party. Democrats maintain control of the Senate. So what the hell happened to that red wave people were talking about? -Yeah. Yes. Who promised that? Because it couldn't have been us every day. -Well, fortunately there is no way to prove it, but it definitely didn't happen and, according to everyone, only one man was to blame.

Look at these headlines: "Trumpty Dumpty" and Trumpster Fire," ouch! -And look at this op-ed, huh... -Now, who wrote that? -Eric Trump! -Wow! It seems like everyone Trump is turning on -Yes, and according to a company-wide email we received this morning, he is dead to us! -Yes, almost every candidate Trump endorsed lost this week, except for one, who is still hanging on. thread! Here with us today. Please welcome to Kari Lake. -Hello, hello and greetings from Arizona, where the average age and temperature is 95 -Hi, Kari, and thank you for being here for what. It must be a very stressful time for your campaign. -Hey, my campaign isn't dead yet, although my camera filter makes it look like I'm in heaven. -Now, Kari, it seemed like this was a race you would win easily.

It has been a real nail biter. You and your opponent are currently neck to neck. That is because Maricopa County officials are incompetent and I believe the election is rigged and the results should be thrown out. -Uh, uh, looks like some new numbers are coming in, which leaves you taking a narrow lead over Katie Hobbs. -That is why I have always said that this is a democracy. Trust the system. Trust the voters. -Uh, sorry, I spoke too soon. Another batch of votes just came in and now you're losing again. -Because our system is broken and always has been. -Hey, wait, I'm sorry.

I read it wrong. In fact you are back in the lead! -But, fortunately, it's already fixed. Look, I am 100% sure that I am going to win this election and I will not stop fighting until all the votes are counted and then some are taken away. Because who do Arizonans want to lead them? Katie Hobbs, who hides in a basement; Or me, Kari Lake, who lives right here in this beautiful Vaseline pond and who is at CVS every day asking black customers if they work here? -Well, we support you, Kari! We know that the votes will go in your favor. -Well, if you don't, I'll burn Arizona to the ground. -Hey.

Wow! Well, she was nice! -Yes, I hope that the Trump effect does not affect her campaign. -Hey, you don't think he still watches our show, do you? -Well, she's at her daughter's wedding this weekend, so at least we know she won't call. -Hello, he is your favorite president. -Oh. -Hey, new phone. Who is he? -He's just joking. Hello Donald. Congratulations on Tiffany's wedding. -WHO? Oh yes, yes, yes. Alright. They're just making the vows. -It's good, awesome! Well, we were just talking about you. There was that headline in the New York Post that called you Trumpty Dumpty and said you had a big fall. -Well, I agree, I had a big fall.

I also had a great summer and, you know, a lot of people say I'm going to have a great winter, but I'm having a great fall, okay? The leaves are turning red. It is a red wave, in terms of tree and in terms of leaf. -Well, we heard that you're blaming... that you're blaming both Sean Hannity and Melania for advising you to support Dr. Oz. -It's true. It's true. Let me tell you, it's very difficult to be in a fight with your soulmate and also with Melania, but, you know, right now, the only thing everyone wants to talk about is Ron DeSanctimonious.

I know. I'm surprised I know that word too, but... but Ron had it very easy. -True, you said that DeSantis has the advantage of the sun. -That's how it is. Everyone goes to Florida to sunbathe. But look, I did Ron DeSantis, okay? He was going to lose until I sent FBI agents to fix his election. -You just admitted what? -But he is ungrateful and, now, he is trying to steal my sun, just like Len. And you know, Len, they were a one-hit wonder, okay? Something like WTO. And these election results make us say: "How strange. How strange, how strange." We all hear that all the time, right?

How weird. -Uh, don't you need to accompany your daughter to the altar? -Lost! What are they talking about anyway? What are you talking about? Do you see "Fabelmans"? -Mister. President, I don't know how to tell you this, but we have moved on. We can't have you on the show anymore. -That? What did I do? Was it the insurrection? -No. -The political trials? -No. -Blackmail Ukraine? -No. -Charlottesville? -No. -Didn't you build the wall? -No. -The murderer? -That? -Kidding. -Oh! Phew! It's because you lost. Mr. President, we simply do not see a future with you. But you know what?

We can still be

friends

, okay? So, goodbye, now. -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have a big announcement on November 15th. Hey, don't push me! I have a big announcement and it's not what you think. I'm running for president again. -Oh God! -Phew! Okay, yes. That. was. strange! But we are finally free! Change is on the horizon and I have a pretty good idea that we won't hear from it again. And he's calling my phone. -And mine. -Mine too. -Oh! Kari, what are you doing here? -Do you think that if I lose I'm just going to leave?

Not in your life. We'll be back for more "Kari & Friends." And live from New York, it's Saturday night!