Formula 1 Explained By An Idiot

Formula 1, often called the pinnacle of motorsport, has been the face of racing for many years and I am a very, very intellectual F1 fan. I'll try to explain it, except now I'm not exactly very intellectual. all its speed, adrenaline and Glamor Beauty engineering is essentially 20 rich guys driving in circles, thank you very much for not seeing anything, just one incident now, of course Formula 1 is not just 20 millionaires driving in circles, but the circles are on crack, although not. I'm going to lie, it's pretty accurate, but you know Formula 1 is much more than that and I'm going to take you deep down the rabbit hole, obviously some of you are probably watching this because you want to try to get in.

Formula 1, which is relatively easy as you can probably tell, but if you're already a die-hard fan, okay, I don't know why the hell you keep watching this video, but you know this video is going to be one hell of a ride, so grab your popcorn. corn and wipe your tears if you are a Ferrari fan, grab your Red Bull or your Monster Energy and this will be Formula 1

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, so start with the basics of F1. It is a sport where 10 teams with two drivers each compete for points that add up to a World Championship of drivers that is equivalent to the Piston Cup.

The F1 season starts at the end of February and ends in November. December to February is essentially the non-F1 season break, aka the time when I lose my sanity, curl up into a ball and start crying, but it's also the time when some spicy news is released. of F1 in terms of work, it's like hearing that your favorite manager was fired or that a co-worker moved to a rival. business, so there are 24 different races this year and in each race the drivers essentially get points and whoever has the most points wins. Championship points are only awarded to drivers who finish in the top 10, essentially saying skill issues to the other 10 drivers on the grid, once again the most unsportsmanlike Suck My BS driver, but other than that these points also count towards a constructors championship, which are the combined points of the two drivers of a team, the team with the most points from both drivers takes the Constructors Championship and the higher the team plays, the more money they get now every team in F1 has two drivers, there's no way around it that you can't have three, probably just a reserve driver, which is essentially someone who backs up the other two drivers in case someone gets sick, so each team has to have two drivers except Aston Martin because Lance Stroll is incapable of being a good driver you have to lift him up no com you

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how can you be so useless now in every team before the season starts? develop a car that follows the regulations set by the FIA, if you don't know what the FIA ​​is, it means forever an unbearable headache, no microphones, no Mikey, that wasn't so cool, so the FIA ​​basically does These regulations that all teams have to follow to manufacture their cars and each team has to try to develop the fastest car that will help their drivers to earn points.

Now the development of the car also involves engines. So far there are four engine manufacturers in F1, which are Mercedes, Ferrari, Honda and Renault. The teams from Renault will have to choose an engine to work with and they will have to create the most aerodynamically efficient car in the arena, because if they don't , something like this will happen guys, so ready for me to get nerdy, I'm ready. It's going to look like this and this time I'm going to run through some F1 terms that you need to know to understand everything I'm going to say because if I don't include this part, you're actually going to sound like a professional barker throughout the video.

Well, here we go. The pullout position is basically where a driver qualifies with the fastest time and starts first on the grid. Shaa Clle is very familiar with that, but he is unable to win from that position. Next up is a podium, no, that's not what Joe Biden stands on when he tries to give a speech with heavy emphasis on the word try. The United States is a nation that can be defined in a single word. I was going to put my foot on it instead of the podium. F1 is where a driver finishes in the top three, essentially second or third, as he climbs onto a podium after a race and potentially breaks someone else's trophy.

Another term is behind, markers, the teams or drivers who are at the end of the competition. We're just there from the back, which is something Nikita Mapin is very familiar with. We have P1, P2 and P3, the P is for position and the number after that is well, it's kind of obvious if you don't understand it. I swear to God there is no hope for you to understand that Formula 1 stops are where drivers change their tires and you start hearing flies in your ears and finally DRS, which makes your car go faster when the rear wing opens , allowing for less resistance. and it can only be active in the DRS zones of a RAC track if you don't know what it means once again then this video will certainly help you and then they will start to catch up.

It will be appreciated if you know what DRS. means Noah, you suck my dick so now we have race weekends, it's essentially the schedule for an F1 race that takes place on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Friday is free practice where the drivers get familiar with the track. Saturday is the classification. which determines where you place on the grid and Sunday is race day, but I'm not going to lie. I'm not really satisfied with that explanation. A more accurate way of saying that race weekend is essentially Friday. Everyone is deceived. Saturday. Ferrari fans are extremely. happy and on Sunday the Red Bull fans are extremely happy as we hear the Dutch national anthem for the 23rd time in a year, textbook stuff Max, no, stop, okay, so what happens once the race starts?

What happens after the lights go out and we leave? Well, believe it or not, they're not just cars that go around in circles over and over again, although most are pretty much that, but no, you know there's something called tire wear which I'm going to explain as clearly as possible in bedroom terms, there are the hard tires. The ones that last the longest are the soft tires which finish the fastest medium tires, they are a kind of intermediate wet tires that are used when the track becomes spicy and slippery and the final tire compound is the intermediate ones that are used when the track It is somewhat wet, which is about 1 to 3 ml of moisture, while for wet it is ideal for when the track is very wet, like about 4 ml of moisture and more.

I sounded like the biggest nerd ever. Oh my god, forgive my F1 addiction guys, it's actually incurable, like I'm watching F1. while doing literally anything to the point where I would run out of content to watch and start watching videos of a monkey doing the fastest in a race anyway we have pit stops so this is where the team changes their tires in a race. They are required to pit at least once and change to a different tire compound, so again, in terms of sleeping, when you're hard and she's wet, you probably won't last as long as a pit stop, which It lasts like less than three seconds, I have no idea.

Yes you understood that, but just as a summary of what it's like when F1 teams pit, Red Bull's pit stops are generally like this, while Ferrari's pit stops are more or less like this, they're not even there , there isn't a single intermediate tire in sight. entered if it was a driver who called it or in terms of strategy, different races mean that different tires can be used, for example there could be races that require drivers to have two pit stops because their tires don't last as long or some people would go in a comprehensive strategy and the risk in all strategies can change depending on the situation, but essentially the teams go for the most optimal complete combination, except Ferrari, just Tred, everything, the car box confirms, oh, why do you Did they say to do it now with everyone? the information about Formula 1 that you guys just threw in your face like Logan Sergeant, every time you see a barrier you're probably wondering which team you should support and well that's an amazing question because as I'm a very intelligent fan of Formula 1, I am going to give you the most accurate guide about F1 teams and drivers, believe me, you will never see more accurate information in the world than this video.

It's a Ferrari. It's a Ferrari box. So this team has had pretty depressed drivers and fans ever since. 2007 they make completely abysmal team strategies that make you think you are on crack and have completely destroyed their past legacy of being the strongest team in Formula 1. Their driver Chara probably spent a million dollars on his therapist after the Also called tragedy. 2022 season and will likely spend more after his contract extension now if he doesn't know how this contract works. Basically these drivers are like employees and can be replaced or retained when their contract expires, like the other driver, Carlos SS, who is going to be replaced by Lewis Hamilton in 2025 Hey guys, it's time to hammer, but we copy, we're checking , change your car, you have a problem, change your car, next is Red Bull, their theme song is more or less the Dutch national anthem or some of their fans started supporting them probably because they are Dutch or because their team has been losing too much to the point that supporting Red Bull is their only way to get ahead.

Red Bull also literally has the F35 fighter jet as its Formula 1 car since its The technical director has a whole research center built into his head, as for his drivers, his main driver has problems with his father and his second driver forgot how to drive in 2023. I crashed it. I crashed it almost immediately. no mik no no mik that wasn't so good about Mercedes, their team manager has a deep hatred for headphones and they used to dominate a couple of years ago but now they've completely forgotten how to build a car. Now Mercedes fans are some of the funniest people out there, but also some of the most ungodly and annoying fans in the world, particularly the LH team aka Lewis Hamilton Glazers, keep talking about him being an eight-time world champion. world, which I understand if you find the 2021 season controversial, but these guys are literally putting in a world champion time literally everywhere as I would see it. comments saying Luis is a world champion in a YouTube video analyzing the movie Cars now of course I'm not going to target all you Mercedes fans there are some of you who are really normal but for the whole team .

The fans, instead of yapping about how racist the FIA ​​is, use that energy to pray that Lewis has a good therapist since he's going to Ferrari in 2025. Plus, the other Mercedes driver, George Russell, has a crippling addiction to crash into the people who are outside to take cover. Carlos tries to open up and there you have it, George Russell just completely became me and radio Che McLaren's rollercoaster is basically the papaya team, they are oranges and a team with a really very rich and strong history, plus As long as we decide to ignore their association with McLaren Honda in general, they are a strong power in F1 along with Mercedes Ferrari and Red Bull in terms of their drivers, L Norris cannot finish P1 probably until he is 73 years old and mentally incapable. to say something normal in an interview the man had a good mustache, it could be that I can't grow while Oscar Pastri is really talented and so happy that he literally looks like this now Alpine is what I call the schizophrenic team. literally these guys aren't fighting anyone but their own imagination, they're just a team that's there, they don't stand out, but if you like a pink car like one of my friends who doesn't know Jack about F1 then Sure that you can definitely support them now.

What happens to your pilots? Do you know how good they are? All you need to know about them is that they are both French. Okay, move on to the next team. I'm James. Please cancel the fastest lap attempt for the final lap. For Williams, money ruined his ability to keep up as of late. They have had a rich history like the other great powers. Williams used to be a scoring team for a couple of years, but their comeback has been slow but strong. I could say the same. For my academics, it doesn't really matter, actually, I've been doing terrible.

Anyway, I'm kidding myself. As for their drivers, Sergeant Logan and Alex Albin, one of them doesn't know what a mile is and the other is very friendly. Honestly, it was the best summary I could do for these two. I'm going to commit suicide. Martin showed great promise at the start of the 2023 season until they fought like crazy over how to develop his car.Yes guys, throughout the season, teams in F1 can introduce improvements to their cars as long as they do not reach the cost limit, which is a limit on how much they can spend during the year.

Now most of the time the updates work brilliantly, except for whatever Aston Martin has been putting in their cars. As of mid-2023, as far as their drivers are concerned, one of them is a 75 year old newbie who makes Tik toks every day but still maintains the competition and their other driver is so consistently trash that another team even roasted him in a interview dominating. Okay, one more, this is like Alonzo and I ride you, you're having fun with this, you're cool with these guys, I had a problem with you two, you let down the H Saber team and the RB Formula 1 team, now these three are there.

I know it's very sad that they don't stand out, they are essentially the last markers and when it comes to their drivers. One driver is allergic to finishing on the podium, another got his wife pregnant after taking pole position, this is the kind of person who makes friends. zoned, the other guy is a Finnish Australian who posts tons of his ass online, another guy is planning to open a restaurant but never does despite having millions of dollars and the final driver is a high performance athlete. I am a high performance athlete. Athletes sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, until now, all over the world. beginning of the video and so far I've been saying that F1 is literally the pinnacle of motorsports, apart from the movie Cars of course, but what makes F1 so good are the crashes and accidents that usually happen like this super soft rubber, now ready. to attack wait wait what's the problem a steering wheel took him there so crashes and accidents in F1 are not only entertaining but can make the track dangerous and this results in flags being flown during a session, one of them It is the single yellow flag that is usually waved when a car goes off the track or a minor incident occurs, while double yellow flags are for dangerous things.

Next is the red flag, which is for major incidents, like when Joe Guu turned his car into a fidget spinner and crashed in Monaco. for example for the fiftieth time and Sergio Pérez literally in every race in 2023 now there are also other flags like the blue flag that warns slower cars that a faster one is approaching them, there is the Black Flag for a penalty warning or a green disqualification flag, which means the race starts again and finally The checkered flag where the drivers decide the winner through a game of chess after the race which was a joke in case you don't know that another amazing part of F1 is the team radios that my boy Fernando Alonzo here is known for some iconic ones like these friend, I don't have brakes or tires, we are out of the points.

We try to do whatever, but I don't forget that there is also Kimmy Reinan, who talks more on the radio than anywhere else. otherwise you two are pretty famous anyway, hey, the steering wheel, someone tell him to give it to me. Come on, in F1, there are also rivalries like Charles and Max during the start of the 2022 season until Ferrari completely destroyed Charles' mental health. There is also the iconic 2021 season which also had a rivalry between Max and Lewis where these two were so attracted to each other in the race that the FIA ​​almost penalized them for publicly displaying affection, so the following are the rules drawn up by the FIA ​​who decide who gets punished when they break the rules and well, they are known for some pretty controversial decisions that really explain the eternal, unbearable pain in the butt, but anyway, here I am, speeder, running some of the rules most important of F1, so follow the limits if the four wheels of your car leave the white lines of a track, you get blown up if you accelerate in the pit lane, you go too fast, you get blown up, the overtaking rules, you kiss to another car, you get blown up and lastly the last and most important rule if you are romantic grandma you really blow up let's go get it yeah I got it I got it printed so the next aspect of Formula 1 is the principles of the team, now these guys are practically the leaders of their teams. and they are the people who are guiding them to victory now, the Mercedes team principal.

Toto Wolf is known for printing things and is practically a mob boss turned Pooky Bear in the later seasons. Next up is Christian Herer, the Red Bull team manager, Martin Brundle roasted him incredibly. Jame, you're too old to have driven here. I'm really too old to have driven here, but you would have liked it, yes. Shamy wasn't fast enough to make it to Formula One and there's also Aston Martin team manager Mike crack, I'm not going to say anything about his name, next up is James vs, who still gives Valter Botas severe nightmares , he's really doing this, it's James, please cancel the fastest lap attempt for the end of the next lap.

It's Andrea Stella, the McLaren team manager. Honestly, he didn't even know this guy was the team manager. I still think it's Pooky Bear, Zack Brown, because it's 10 times more entertaining despite being embarrassing at times, a dirty river, it's finally now going to be Gina, I know they replaced it recently, but fuck you, you know he's still in my heart anyway Gunter is the kind of guy who curses nine times in a sentence with just five words, he doesn't break down my door, tell him that. If he doesn't want to come back, I bet he'll tell me now, yeah, he broke my office door, so that's Formula 1 and the best explanation I can think of, obviously it's the most accurate explanation of the sport, but I It's I may have still missed a few things during the making of this video, so if I missed anything, be sure to let me know, but what I do know is that even if I had failed, I didn't do it as hard as L.

Ride made in 2023 thank you very much for watching h