Film Theory: Mrs Doubtfire is a CRIMINAL!

so it is possible that the jury gave Daniel a shorter sentence or he received probation for good behavior. However, I don't think many juries and judges will be sympathetic to a man who almost murdered someone, while disguised as an old British woman so he could sneak into her house and basically kidnap her children, from a legal standpoint. But worst of all is that at the beginning of the

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it is clear that: (Judge) I give you three months, Mr. Hillard. Three months to get a job, keep it, and create a suitable home. If this turns out to be a possibility for you, I will consider a joint custody agreement when we meet again.

All he had to do was wait three months and his problems would have been solved. Instead, he sabotages himself once again. This time, actively wasting the last bit of happiness in his life: his children. And because of his actions, the soonest you'll see them is when they're ready to join AARP. It cannot even be said that he was unaware of all this. Daniel openly acknowledges what he is doing halfway through the

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. Immediately after revealing his true identity to his children, Daniel says: (Daniel) If she finds out, I will only be able to see you (MatPat) Perhaps the best way to see your children would have been to stay out of the jingle, since Mary Poppins rejects . "Mrs.

Doubtfire" is not the happy, family-friendly, inspiring movie we grew up watching. This is a man who systematically and consciously destroys the happiness in his life, piece by piece. BUT HEY! That's just a

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, a film

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. Aaaaaaaaaand CUT. Greetings from: United States Penitentiary Alcatraz Island San Francisco, CA. I'm Mary Poppins, y'all.