FAIL 24 TIMES!! | Stealing The Diamond

Hello everyone, my name is Markiplier and welcome to steal the

diamond

, a lovely and charming game that you will enjoy no matter what, so buckle up anyway. This game came out a while ago and it involves

stealing

that

diamond

there and we have to go up. with a clever way to make those twelve million dollars, well haha ​​my life is terrible so I might as well give it a try, so this game came out a while ago on Newgrounds or maybe everyone else on the internet, oh hello. Also, stay or sneak in and I. I never really played it busting of course like a boss role in raising hell

stealing

stuff what a scooter oh no please stop them kick grammar jump oh ok wow I'm off to a great start you got than using the keyboard to, oh, okay, then kick.

It didn't do me much good I don't know, that's wait, what are the toys? Kik-kik grammar skip ha, that awesome didn't work for me. Well, jumping out of a speeding vehicle may not be the best idea. Good thank you. I don't know this. I haven't played it yet. Wow, okay man, what do I do now? Everyone seems to know I'm here, no, you gotta help me here, Jagga, click this one, barely Lance, oh gods, oh man, this. the game is still light this game has great reviews everywhere you go it's surprisingly effective oh man now I don't know the other one oh hi wait tokima I guess well yeah no they just arrested him wow yeah that's when I decided that I should probably get a different job I thought gardening is a lot less dangerous than driving well so I won oh, now I'm GTA Oh geek oh god, you can't give me I'm not ready I'm talking to my audience here, okay? ranch I'm going to work very well from the Wow, but I don't have time and idiot, what are you doing?

Well, I don't have time to think things over Jamie, I'll give you a chance, three stars, now it seems bad, God. Damn, tf2 sniper, your own adventure book. I love it. I'm spitting everywhere bubbles that everyone carries, especially for the guys who don't have a job, there's no other way to do with them to steal a diamond. Sir, place your hands where I can see them. I didn't think that about either of them, yeah I'm alive, maybe so where the hell am I going to pawn this giant? I won aggressively, yeah, let's try other ways, this is cool, how am I going to sell that thing?

I don't know, that one turns into a diamond. I'm just going to fuck him. I'm just going to fuck him on this beach. Nobody look at this, please, okay, sneak in. Everyone be silent. I'm trying to be, oh my gosh, there are so many options. Okay, so these go. up these go left this looks like it's going to end horribly so let's try that first oh no I'm going back I didn't know how to get anti-gravity points yeah with a gravity cap not with a belt no boots well the space travel would. It would be very efficient if we all had that teleporter.

Ah, it worked. I think it worked. You do not see anything. Oh, I forgot. I'm not Captain Falcon. Oh no, oh wait, there is no limit. I love the half-hearted voice acting they have. this thing Lee tranquilizer yeah it seems logical oh no I love his eyes they kept separating like he used it correctly wait what happened it's hard to see when you're invisible what do you mean it's hard to see that your eyes are they at that moment? the same plate that doesn't say anything, you'd be totally fine, everyone else would have a problem, that's it, that's a penny of course, the low tech enemies Nene Wow, so fast on the first block, I wouldn't have let them fall directly. so bro, okay, I thought it was going to work, screw the cable in, probably the best upset.

I want to see what the portal gun would have done, although the hammer was a good option. How is that the good option? Okay, whatever I don't understand. the logic of can yes oh no Anand No, I'm alive, that looks like maybe a solid soft cheese. I don't know, you made it as an option game, how was I supposed to not try it blank? Oh, after that lady stopped and arrested him. Wow, really, yeah, okay, snap your neck like a tough guy punches you. I understand you, ha ha, my neck, well, Dimond, oh, he is very dead, oh, he is very dead.

I'm going to try the other route that is available to me, which is the bottom. The route here goes straight this way Shrink-ray oh yeah that was very dangerous oh I'm sure this won't end horrible I mean that cake and I use the to escape and then I got fired pretty dumb huh what There isn't, they would. I don't hear an explosion, there's a damn bomb right here. I'm going to use that one, oh, your trigger fingers itch. Gun, oh yeah, why would it be loaded? Because I'm an idiot, oh, shut up, I don't want to hear your story.

Oh. Wayne, why, oh why is this Bhavani's big show or the rest, wait, oh, I see, leave now, uh, I don't know where I went in the world, oh, why didn't I walk right? Entering might have been a bad idea, choose your favorite game come on half life love half life those are crabs for those who don't know super mushroom bloop bloop bloop it can't be a bat everything can only turn out great it doesn't even hurt in any way being bigger makes me immune to bullets I was hoping all of this was as logical as what was happening, okay, okay, then, oh, my father better not be dead.

What's going on in this crazy world somewhere in the Midwest? Center for the containment of chaos. Chaos control. Hey, sir, yes, you might want to come and see. Not this, I liked it. I'm getting chaos readings on 1006. It's coming from the museum. Oh my God, yes, yes, nine, yes. I'll leave this decision after you leave, brother, just press one of those buttons to deal with this is a big situation. - oh, I get it, I can move my big grotesque finger oh, there's division by zero oh god, yeah, okay, anyway, enough laughing like a fool, yeah, the new Call of Duty reference action, what is the future reference call? oh well, everything went well. green I don't think that happens normally, so the mother too, oh my god, whatever it is, this is fine, it seems to be creating more chaos, why was that a good choice?

Can I just grab the diamond? Please, it's okay, indecision will get you killed. sir yes thank you please keep going oh my god that is amazing. I know it's just sick figures and all and it's supposed to be silly, but this is really cool and well done. I mean, there are a lot of entertainers that came out of all of this. era of online games about I don't know four or five years ago I don't remember when this was released there is another game made by this guy there are many games made by this guy so I might play if you guys look I love this I got the epic ending which is even better than the aggressive one, obviously the one that is not detected is the most boring, but you all liked it.

There are many more things that I probably didn't explore and that you guys can discover for yourselves if not. I played this game but I highly recommend it, there are a lot of deaths and unique items that I couldn't use so check it out in the description below and if you want to see more of this type or games like this let me know in the comments below Thank you all again for watching and as always I will see you in the next video.