Extreme Baking Championship - SNL

NOW WE RETURN TO THE EXTREME BAKENING CHAMPIONSHIP ON FOOD NETWORK. VERY GOOD, BAKERS. I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS, BUT TIME IS OVER. MY WORD! TODAY'S EXTREME BAKING TOPIC WAS CARTOON MAKING AND EACH OF YOU HAD TWO HOURS TO MAKE CAKES WITH BELOVED CARTOON CHARACTERS. NOW IS THE TIME TO PRESENT YOUR CAKES TO THE JUDGES. The first is the home baker, Chantal. HELLO JUDGES. I'M SO EXCITED. HELLO CHANTAL. TELL US WHAT YOU DID TODAY, HONEY. MY CHARACTER WAS OLAF THE SNOWMAN FROM THE MOVIE "FROZEN". MY DESIGN USES A MARSHALLOW STRUCTURE TO CREATE A DELICIOUS 3D SNOWBANK. OLAF IS MADE OF THREE FLAVORS OF CAKE AND SKATED ACROSS A FROZEN POND MADE OF SPUN SUGAR.

THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED HIM ANYWAY. VERY AMBITIOUS. YOU DID ALL THAT IN TWO HOURS? YES, MA'AM. I DID. VERY GOOD, LET'S SEE IT, CHANTAL. WOW! CHANTAL, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAD SOME PROBLEMS. I HAD SOME PROBLEMS AND DID A BAD JOB. WHAT FAILED? I THINK MY NERVES GOT THE BEST OF ME AND I'M WRONG TOO. ALL RIGHT, GOOD, LET'S TRY YOUR CAKE. MMM. IS IT GOOD? NO. I KNOW. I did a bad job. THANK YOU. GOOD. NEXT IS THE BAKER AT HOME AND THE DAD WHO GOES TO WORK, JIMMY. HELLO, JUDGES. I WANT THIS SO MUCH AND I AM READY TO COMPETE.

THAT'S GREAT, JIMMY. TELL US WHAT YOU DID TODAY. TICKLE EXCITED ME BECAUSE MY CHARACTER WAS TICKLE THE BEST FRIEND OF ELMO, THE COOKIE MONSTER. THAT'S A WEIRD WAY TO GET THERE, BUT THAT'S OKAY. GOOD. I USED VANILLA CAKE COVERED WITH BLUEBERRY ROYAL ICING AND THE COOKIE IS ABOUT TO HANG TEN ON HER NEW SKATEBOARD MADE FROM TAFFY. AND IS THAT A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ROAD YOU'RE SKATING ON? THE ANSWER IS, FRICK, YES. JIMMY, THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. ARE YOU HAPPY WITH HOW IT TURNED OUT? YES, MA'AM, I AM. LET'S SEE IT. Oh, Jimmy. IT'S BAD. I did a bad job.

WHAT FAILED? YOU KNOW, I THINK JUST ABOUT ME BEING HERE AND EVERYTHING I DID WHILE I WAS HERE. AND YOU WROTE THE NAME SHAWN ON THE CAKE. WHO IS SHAWN? I DON'T KNOW. I don't know, Shawn. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WROTE THAT THERE. THAT'S VERY BAD. NEXT IS SAND. SANDY, TELL US WHAT YOU DID. she HELLO JUDGES. MY CHARACTER WAS THE SUBMARINE OPTIMIST, SPONGEBOB. IT WENT VERY WELL. I'M JUST GOING TO SHOW YOU. GOOD. JUDGES, WHAT DO YOU THINK? NEXT IS RALPH. NO, WAIT. ARE YOU FOLLOWING? I'M AFRAID, SANDY. SORRY, WAIT. IS THAT YOUR CAKE, JIMMY?

I SHOULD NOT BE --. WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE, JIMMY? WELL, MA'AM -- I THINK MY CAKE IS SUCH AN ABOMINATION THAT MAYBE IT HAS COME TO LIFE. PLEASE DESTROY ME! I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN! WELL, THAT'S GROSS, BUT ALSO VERY CREATIVE. SORRY, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING THAT CAKE IS BETTER THAN MY CAKE? BITCH. SANDY, I'M NOT A JUDGE, SO I CAN SAY THIS. YOU'RE GOING CRAZY. GRRR, COOKIES! NOW, MOVING ON TO RALPH. WHICH CARTOON CHARACTER DID YOU CHOOSE? MY CARTOON WAS YODA, THE ANNOYING ELF. THAT'S NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER OR AN ELF, BUT LET'S SEE IT. GOOD.

INTERESTING. AND WHAT IS THAT THAT YOU HAVE? THAT'S HIS FAMOUS PENIS, OF COURSE. WOW! WE HAVE TO MAKE A DIFFICULT DECISION. NO, YOU DON'T. SEND ME TO HELL WHERE I BELONG! SHUT UP. SHUT UP. NO! EVERYTHING WELL. WE WILL RETURN TO THE JUDGES' DECISION IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS.