Everything Wrong With The Lego Movie

24 Seconds of Lego Logos 24 Seconds of Legos This is a big opening store, no doubt, but those are big sheets of Lego that form lava, so there shouldn't be any way to blow bubbles according to the rules of this

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. He's coming, cover your ass. covers the Wat Vitruvius dam, couldn't you give the guards a real warning before they are torn apart by the corporate attack? Your robots are no match for a master builder. True, he's a master builder who should have no problem taking on some pawns. robots like these, but all he does is summon a flock of seagulls to attack them and they immediately shoot him, nothing will stop me.

Now wait, there was a prophecy as to why business doesn't kill Rubeus right now, especially after he already ordered the robots to destroy him too while this

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tries so hard and laughs at movie prophecies, the fake prophecy ends up being true, so it's like all the prophecies in the movies, only with more laughs, especially one with a face. I'm tempted to say it's racist, but it's actually quite the opposite, almost everyone in this movie has yellowface, so this detail has nothing to do with this prophecy that was a great inspirational legend that you made up.

Actually, Sir, the matter is correct, but we will still watch a whole movie pretending that he. was

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only to find out he was right eight and a half years later, you're telling me it took him that long for Lord Business to turn the crunch into a weapon. The level of detail in this movie is incredible, but how the hell does Emmett ride that bike? There he only has a Lego stud for a seat, which means that he only fits half of his butt and it will be all upside down. Am I thinking too much about the practicalities of transportation in an animated toy movie?

I bet I'm good morning, tomorrow at the door. MA, even a happy and frequent greeter wouldn't greet his bedroom door every day. I mean, he comes in through that door and not the door itself. Why was this door a good day before the other three dozen inanimate objects in this room? Everything about this. The sign screams hockey, except for the word sport, why is

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so far away? Lego sighs, but suddenly this razor and toothbrush or something huge M, he normally showers with the curtain open like this, his entire apartment should be a sea of ​​small, round blue pieces, under what scenario?

Does Emmett think any of these outfits have anything to do with going to work today? It's not like it's his first day on the job or he's that stupid. Hi, I'm cinemasins and I take happy moments and try them. God, what am I! Plus, this fun costume montage reveals that Emmett has a flexible costume obsession or previously had careers as a surgeon and Archer, a magician, a clown, and Godzilla's Lego Movie steals Alma's dance show from idiocy. . I can understand the irony of it all, it's incredible. as I see a 16 lane interstate full of cars and confusing traffic signs, but one side of this should be relatively free of cars, the right ones go into town, the other leaves town, although these are very confusing, at least The right side has traffic signs. but the left side apparently receives no signal.

All cars in this row park at the same time. How come no one is parked anymore? This is not so much parallel parking, but synchronized parallel parking is impossible. I know these signs are basically a representation of Pappa Farrell's rules for his son, but no marching band was that necessary for an eight-year-old, or anything, you've been at work for five hours and it's already dark, what kind of book place you live in anyway, also five hours later and they're already calling it a day, but they just arrived and started singing, damn it, and their work schedule is rough in the last hours of the day work, the instructions tell Lego workers to create an elaborate ballet of construction equipment, oh who.

I knew the LEGO pieces could be linked to the clown or even electrified. Well, I'll have to report. I'll remove two sins for Solaris nests, but then add one for wyldstyle, taking off the mask for any reason during this mission. He doesn't care that this kid imagines all of this happening, but anyway how deep his father's Lego buildings go, considering we later learn that they cast as a fraud and even the prophecy is a fraud, this crazy magical vision of flashback that Emmet hands when he first plays the Resistance piece seems a little stupid, right, Liam Neeson's animated character isn't killing anyone in the scene just three days before the business president uses the crocodile to finish it off with the world.

The business president is going to end the war. The bad cop leaves. We all get Hagrid on our asses and says more than he should, allowing our hero to initiate the plot you see when you say "The other guy, I'm coming." The characters go to great lengths to describe how aggressively average and inconsequential Emmet is. Also this construction workers interview footage was expertly filmed and edited to the max and that humiliation, you know, he's kind of a bad cop too. Investigating the video somehow led him to the coffee shop to talk to the barista. It's at this point that I wonder how Emmet managed to hit the piece de resistance. behind his back the only person in this universe with the kragle is down yeah sure we know the kid finn did this in the real world but glue is supposed to be bad remember wyldstyle is such a deadly killer , this makes me wonder why they need it.

Aren't there heroes and a plan at the end of this movie instead of just sending her in a wild style and letting her go crazy and the enemy also in a wild style is that amazing at fighting, so why did she care that Emmett saw her before? She just ran to get the pièce de résistance and ran out of there and how come Emmett went up to ground level without realizing it and just grabbed the piece while he was passed out? I realize we are sending a child's imagination. Here, but this is just imagination, this trick somehow frees Emmitt from both shackles.

Cut them now or whatever you can. Good cops should save themselves for interrogations. Otherwise he's just giving his team mixed messages, but didn't they expel Vitruvius? the cliff into the lava at the beginning of this movie, are you telling me that he had a Gandalf-like experience where he fell to his death but turned into Vitruvius the White for practically no reason? The last Penthouse falls down to give them a ramp, why not? Don't you do that in the first place? Where are the titles on screen answering a question about characters in the film for the audience?

It's a benefit that you ruined the prophecy. Wait, wyld style. I would say that if the prophecy allowed Emmitt to collect the piece de resistance it is the prophecy that is up here also you are the one who may not be the one but you will totally be the one at the end of the cliché of the movie and we look for the piece of resistance the only thing that can stop the kragle they are telling me that the original super glue cap is the only thing and all the various kingdoms of Lego that can cover and stop the flow of super glue from the super glue container.

I say you're trying hard enough, who's going to use it? Kragle will end the world in three days, yes, but it's just Taco Tuesday on the Bricksburg panels. Mr. Business will gather everyone for destruction in the other worlds. Also, why if you hadn't read the script with something as delicious as Taco Tuesday, would your spidey senses be alerted? This whole movie is made to be so common in a sea of ​​commonalities that no one remembers it, but physically everyone has something like different facial hair or completely different hair brands, so basically this is the characteristic of Star Trek or the Planet of the Apes. kolima I won't try it with you, I will try it with your parents.

Mr. Business, import bad cops' parents the entire house instead of just kidnapping them both and turning them into a random Lego piece. Removing facial features from good cops removes

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good. This guy's cop personality somehow too, although aside, sex with Lego is the most basic thing ever or hey, my rounded peg seems to fit all year round at home, come on, let us bond and unbond together repeatedly for a few minutes, damn it. The boy even managed to imagine a prostitute in the living room. This kid is like eight. Eat me up in ten seconds. This is funny, but why would the octant title card company make silent title cards for what the protagonist's adventure is?

More importantly, why make title cards for anything? your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is nothing to clear in it in the first place. Is this the dumbest movie Morgan Freeman has ever appeared in? No, he was also in Ted. Now you see me too and Dolphin Tale. I know a crazy man. Still, true prophecy chose you. We know the wizard Vitruvius is making this up as he goes along, but why can't Emmett's certainty of usefulness just take the piece de resistance and with the help of all the other Master Builders? Can't the kragle itself?

All you have to do is believe. All you have to do is believe, please, shame, give him a cowboy hat, but wait, don't let the people in the room have a cowboy hat, and that's not the point. that they all have the same face, so common hats wouldn't make a difference after hundreds of hang glider shots from his henchmen. The bad cop eliminates them with a single shot. These robot cops should simply be stormtrooper figures instead of being propelled forward after hitting. On this train, the heroes conveniently board and land on the top of the convenient train.

Oh no, did the bad cop really get on these train tracks knowing that the heroes would eventually get on this train and what kind of xxx state of the union? Is this anyway again, why not do this first, rest in pieces to do this other Batman scene involving Ra's al Ghul and a speeding train? Well, they threw Lucius and Fox into Batman somehow when Emmet knows who Batman is. in Bricksburg, remember a place where everything is generic and the only thing on TV is where are my pants? Do you think the president's business will allow a vigilante superhero to be shown in public media, so if this universe is based on the game that is the boy? using in the real world where there is a cloud cuckoo land big and complicated enough that the father would have noticed and it is obvious that it jacent to one of the traditional sets without bushes and mustaches.

I understand the rest, but why the war on mustaches? Some of those are painted correctly. in their faces and they can't help it, of course, we saw Emmett shave his face a while ago, so what do I know? That is real? The special one will now give an eloquent speech. The fact that anyone who knows Emmett right now thinks this will happen. Well, Church, that shark is out of the water, that doesn't count at all, why implement a shark defense system in the infinite number of miles above sea level? You know, you see strange and dangerous relics that grab, snap and hit, how are they used against you again?

Every part of this story shows you getting your butt kicked by all the dangerous things in the tower, but here the relics are just sitting on their pedestals and not used by anyone. A great idea has to be better than the ideas of 100 of our fallen. master builder brothers, well Emmett has the right pièce de resistance, something you didn't have when you broke into Lord Business's tower on the last attempt Jesus, why did they try that time without the most important relic they needed and a company from inn did he have to travel? a rainbow bridge to cloud cuckoo land, but this pirate falls into the water with no sign of any kind of rainbow bridge in sight, is the rainbow bridge temporary or is the movie just not addressing the cloud cuckoo rules?

It can't get any worse every time a character in the movie says this, an angel has his wings ripped off with god-sized pliers. A huge flashing tracking device goes unnoticed by everyone in this entire movie so far because, of course, it does. Wow, in a total dick move, Wonder Woman must have animated her jet literally on top of the Batmobile. I guess Lego Superman doesn't have the power to end this whole bad cop attack right now, ready for that hilarious moment interrupted by logic. a basketball, they didn't have to be prepared for it, it was harmless, you were part of a group that was just giving it to them for being useless and then you go and do this,If you let Shaq go, you're a fraud. there's no master builder but them, it's a victory that things like this stop Superman, isn't this the kind of thing that stops Hulk and the dreamcatchers in case we take a nap?

Morgan Freeman's Dreamcatcher References Forced Into Tubes In This Lego Movie You Gotta Accept What's Special About You, But That's Nothing, He's A Loser Who Follows Instructions, That's The Point Of The Movie, Actually , even no one's ideas are worth it, but here you suggest that he is still special in some way despite numerous moments that prove he is not and you. Knowing that you invented everything in the first place in the Lego world, the clowns can take so much fire damage that they crash into the sea, which makes them not clouds, but whatever the science that doesn't exist in this movie, It's not like I need dr.

Tyson's help here. I have this document like Wonder Woman can't take out all these fools on her own and let's not forget that we're in this situation because Superman, damn Superman, was defeated by Bubblegum, so don't wait every time the waters show. This movie has been either flat sheets or little blue Legos, so traveling through this sea of ​​real water is a fucking lie. I don't care if it's the imagination of a little kid playing by our rules, then after a few leaks the thing explodes explodes loaded instead of sinking holes in a submarine it caused an explosion that just happened the survivors the sensors can see water but they literally can't see through a two-story couch how do they get Superman out? the pile of gum, whoever touched it should have been trapped too like Green Lantern and his much maligned two-story couch in reality saves the day, but how did these fit into the seat cushions?

These are not the secret compartments of the Millennium Falcon, here you have to do some very simple things with the scale of humans in this world to make this Lego Lex Machina pirate work. Also, pirate boy goes on to explain that he came back because he saw Lord's business forces completely bypass the two-story couch, okay Thor, whatever, but you were leaving, you said why were you still there to guard a floating sofa You left but you actually hid behind a rock and spied on everything. I guess the little thing about a real B is drinking from the couch mug.

Here it's just It's so fucking funny to me that I have to eliminate the sin: follow the instructions and he says this and it definitely sounds brilliant, but his plan ultimately involves following very few instructions and a ton of requested metrical improvisation, I mean, following the instructions. It means making a plan in advance, which is actually something completely different. Someone bring me some markers. Some cardboard. Wait, aren't they supposed to avoid adhesives? Yes, but according to your lovely instructions, he did it with markers. Construction paper and glitter glue. Really apparently Emmett's planned spaceship that looks like the business president's spaceships requires a hyperdrive they got to this point in the Lego world on a horse train and a two story floating couch so no hyperdrive is needed to get to the president's business tower, but the movie wanted to shoehorn in a Star Wars moment and so we get that Batman is about to jump on the Millennium Falcon here, which as you can see includes Lando Calrissian, but because Lando is actually voiced by Billy Dee Williams, that also includes Harvey Dent until Tommy Lee Jones replaces him. mid-flight, what Han and everyone are doing, and yet another asteroid with another space slug.

I demand answers for this parody that is both hilarious and entertaining, but also sinful, the boy recoils like in the movie at this moment. Is his mind working like a Family Guy episode step 4 Benny and Metal Beard who sneak into the main control room Metal Beard the biggest, loudest, loudest of your team and you sent him on the stealth mission OMG this one plan is really stupid Metal Beard suddenly turns into a damn transformer and can turn into an object a tenth of his size, like a photocopier, this is all new information presented as fact, it's not just the first thought they have not the soldier robots when they see a photocopier to photocopy their butts, but the metal beer transformed into a functional photocopier really is that.

It was amazing the first law of the sea, one of the rules has never released a Kraken and if you are one of the others, maybe go one step further and never release a Clash of the Titans again, step 5, but Rubeus will be attentive and make sure That they're not being followed, okay, this is a funny moment, but everything else about Emmett's plan actually makes sense, so why in this useless job, four blind old men RIT? I propose we freeze the universe, can I have a second? Why the balls, Lord? companies need board approval to freeze the universe it's either a secret evil plan or something that would have been planned for months not a rubber stamp the day before it happens what do you mean you've always been a robot to even though large numbers of them are robots?

Emmett and wyldstyle managed to escape from this situation. I just realized that this is the first of two blockbusters where Chris Pratt's character gets out of a jam with a comedic musical dance number and now I feel like there almost has to be a Jurassic World deleted scene of him in the Raptor Bros showing up and blocking that night in town one you thought I was the special damn one this kid's imagination sure has gone dramatic all of a sudden this is one hell of a complex fantasy hey what are you two losers talking about called the plan?

Whether Batman is here right now or he's just being Batman doing what he wants, how could this ruin Emmett's plan? Does Batman care? This business leads a coordinated attack against all the heroes at the same time, leading us to believe that he had eliminated the plot and was ready for it, but if he had not stopped at this line, everything would have been different. What we spend next in the minutes of this movie is only because both the hero and the villain have something to dramatically synchronize the prophecy. I invented it Vitruvius. tells Emmet this when he's about to die instead of a few days ago, but honestly, the real bull fears that this prophecy was so specific and everything about it except Emmet turns out to be true, except that the part about Emmett even turns out to be true in that regard.

Fu Panda, what I'm about to tell you will change the course of history, the electric shock, 100 Mississippi, no problem villains, it's an unnecessarily long timer for people to die and you don't even bother to stick around to witness it and put an end to it everyone, okay? So Papa Pharoah wants to glue everything that already exists into place and that's explained, but why would he fire all the master builders who are giving instructions for things that are still being built, like there are skyscrapers in Bricksburg that are still in construction? Vitruvius, this movie's smug effects are brilliant at taking Legos and making them move on their own in their own little universe, so why do we have these wink moments now like 70% in the movie, who wants a taco, the half of the happy responders to this?

The question is they are wearing hats, that is racist. Does anyone have any ideas? I make Superman save the day. Benny sends this to everyone in the universe. I know most of the droids. I mean, building robots is a business right now, but there should be someone left. behind the elephants, at least the ones who previously ran and watched this show and he was like all of you, a face in the crowd, the speech is incredible, but where the hell did he get all these background images of Emmet to run? this emergency broadcast some of this violates the First Amendment I guess I mean this here says security footage but your own apartment was broadcast does this society film the personal actions of all the residents in their apartments?

I used to think they're following us, it's funny they caught the town crier. to read this news, but this is shown at the same time as the wyldstyle speech, so how do you receive this news in real time? it feels like footage of previous movie scenes degraded to look like security footage. I mean, the bad guys had this on camera. You would never have gotten away with it. The kragle hoses politely pause the destruction of this city so its residents can be properly inspired. The progression of the scene made me smile so much I almost broke my face once and eliminated another fish, so this is where the kids' imagination strays from Rubies' story and it's unclear how those two lines of action interact. time, obviously the boy doesn't know that Emmet sacrificed himself for his friends because he doesn't know that he can move in the real world, which means that any explanation of how this movie is

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, this is a disaster, it's hard to believe that the father of Vince Duffy actually bought Legos to build his Empire model. permanently, oh friend, why don't you go ahead and use the glue when you obviously wanted to use it for your model?

Dad guarantees the cancellation of one of his avatars' favorite shows. Dad's business sprays some of the medicine before giving the injection. cliché with the super glue container, okay, the micromanagers have been gluing things in the Lego world while dad's business was gluing them together now, however, dad's business is moving away from the table to serve Emmet, so , why are micromanagers reaching out to a rising pirate bot? clean and clever, but it actually raises a lot more questions than it answers, the piece de resistance may still save you now that you've seen dozens of other crying angles on the drawer dummy and suddenly he's a master builder because the reasons why You see this is what I am.

What we're talking about is the kid actually building this mech suit for Emmet right now while his dad looks straight out over the city. It has also been shown that micromanagers are dad's hands, so the child must literally be hitting his dad's fingers. Yuna Kitty's power of negativity is unleashed. Man, as much as I would love to remove the sins for being awesome, it took until this moment for his anger to finally come out. Nothing before this worked, I just saw the idea that Emmet was dead in the construction transformer being attacked. I guess if Emmett can.

Listen everyone right now, everyone somehow has those magical Avengers headphones. I guess they expect me to wipe out a bunch of sins here at the end because we learned that most of this movie happens in this kid's imagination, yeah, while I'm moved by the Will Ferrell ends and is still moving only in this climactic scene, I do. which suggests it's actually real, so I'm going to remove 20 sins from the raw heart of this movie and then narrow it down. They are assuming at least 75% of what I saw in this one. The movie was at least potentially real Finn, you did all this?

Suddenly, this father thinks that what his son did is remarkable even though just a couple of minutes ago everything he did was terrible. I'd like to recap that this is all because Emmet is a toy. with real human feelings that caught Finn's attention by falling off his father's desk, who then gave him the piece de resistance. Emmet suddenly became neo unikitty suddenly became the Tasmanian devil who kills things and now the father doesn't know any of that stuff is cool. son, let's unite over this, what's the kragle here, what's really going to bake daddy's noodles is that there's a Lego king figure that looks exactly like him, the prophecy is made up, but it's also true, how fortuitous, Yeah, but even when they soak this universe with mineral spirits, there's no kitchen wave and take off the guys' pants now.

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. I really don't want to know how to find a black light spot to look like a Jackson Pollock painting. This is even more painful. than it seems, if you don't, I'll look for you, I'll find you and I'll kill you, boy, maybe instead of standing in line for expensive coffee drinks and you should sign up for Nature Box because then if he goes on a crazy adventure to save the universe or just have a normal work day at the construction site, they will make him snacks that are delicious and good for him and like recap, the kragle, signing up for Nature Box is easy, all you have.

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