Everything Wrong With Rush Hour In 15 Minutes Or Less

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of dialogue free action from hot Chinese dockers the boxes are moving baby and there were ships that were docked because Randall shot him he wasn't on deck when all this happened between the lien saying and he had no idea what is happening but I don't know who he is shooting at, if the bad guys escaped arrest this should be fired without a severance package for inappropriate firing of his gun. Holy shit, she's blonde, miles away. I will greatly miss the unwavering support you have given him. Royal Hong Kong Police Oh, so it's the last day of British rule in Hong Kong and there's international politics and diplomatic retirement ceremonies and damn anything that doesn't involve Jackie Chan and the beginning of this movie is as boring as the scenes of the trade agreement.

In The Phantom Menace, Lee, the lead detective, led the raid on the ship, captured all the bad guys, then showered and put on a nice suit and then drove to wherever this was to whisper the good news interrupting a dinner party. state that is as impossible as it is ridiculous. incapable promises that he didn't even know he was going to meet so young, so he simply carries this in his pocket ready to give it to a special person at a moment's notice. I hope you, Mrs. Crispin, play evil gangsters in '90s movies all your life. race also Chris Tucker's excuse for being late was that he wanted to do this explosives transfer in the back of the restaurant, which makes all the sense in the world, although it was stupid, why are they doing this in the parking lot out front ? of God and of everyone, that trigger does not flourish.

I'm surprised you haven't already, so Chris the doctor allows two cops to be shot because he's trying not to blow his cover, what a terrible undercover officer, how did he qualify for this guy? work, I'm sure the cop is trying to disable the police car here, but remember there's a ton of C4 in the trunk of his car, and the Chinese consulate in Los Angeles looks an awful lot like a normal SLA mansion . This looks like one of the places where Vincent Chase lived in an entourage dump he was tempted, I'm tempted, damned, tempted and a problem, just

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, first, those credits, it's also this trained killer who seriously closes his eyes while shooting at these fools while scaring the recoil or is he trying to show off like Michael Jordan did for Dikembe Mutombo at the free throw line in 1991, long before he was credited?

So young he clearly attended the Prometheus school of running away from things Lamb Lamb Lamb Lamb I wish one of mine would help no, they told him no and the movie ends here, right? Can ambassadors make demands about US investigations? He's already on the plane. I trust you would treat him with the same courtesy you have shown me. Okay, politically, idiotic move, brother, also asking for forgiveness. on leave without a partner expository transposition of punishment I work alone I don't want any partner I don't need any partner so go away I never had any partner following dangerous out there safety for you to be here behind a desk that's racist it's not just run to me Philip Baker holes the negotiation to be in this movie ended up being his appearance in this movie two officers were shot one man lost a pinky you could just show me this clip and tell me it's a bad boy movie and I'd believe you This is an FBI operation and I don't need no help from the LAPD or any Chongqing police.

You have been well warned. He uses every subterfuge to make Carter feel important if he were just going to drop this thing about how worth

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he is. a minute later, okay, I guess I can understand the traditional East Asian music that plays during Jackie Chan's scenes, but the sound of Gong when we see it, it's really surprising that a director like Brett Ratner doesn't have more sensitivity cultural towards its characters. A little even after all these years, but Kurt already asked Lee twice if he spoke English, so this question is completely unnecessary, right? Simoni, well, it's definitely racist the way he does it, but Rice-a-roni knows that everyone knows that's the gift of San Francisco we're in.

Los Angeles right now I'll be right back, you might see one of your cousins ​​walking around here. I'll be right back God it's been a while since I watched this is the whole movie Chris Tucker being racist and we just laugh because it's not real. racist I'll tell you what I'm just going to add 20 cents for casual racism and stop mentioning it, this is a long shot from the Hollywood Walk of Fame and I haven't seen any sweaty cosplayers asking for tips on the street, well thank god , the taxi was empty. true, I like to let people who like to talk talk, it makes it easier to find out how full they are.

She imagines what Lee would think if she sat through an entire Cinemasin video and seriously named her character James Carter Jimmy Carter. I am the president. I am Emperor, I am king, those are all different things, ma'am, although some world leaders today also struggle to distinguish between them. Chris Tucker decided that if he wanted to make it in this industry, he needed to follow the exact same rules. Will Smith's dialogue model later in the movie, he will punch someone while yelling welcome to earth, although it will have nothing to do with the movie itself, don't look at the road, remember 1998 when there were still draconian marijuana laws and states could still arrest. and prosecute for small amounts of marijuana, it's funny to think any of the states would do that these days, cover your suit pocket, man, I know what you're doing, man and the only reason why what's the choice, cuz , my cousin, nepotism, what's up?

Dude, I'm a little mad, Jackie Chan was convinced to say this for laughs. He played well in 1998, but he doesn't hold up as well today. This makes me cringe, but I'm always up for a Jackie Chan against the world. group fight, but this guy who just threw him in didn't hear the offensive language, he just watched Lee do what he had to do to get out of a choke, so what's his problem? Jackie sinks the eight ball prematurely here, which is bad luck. You might think I'm going to send the Daily Market sign, but I considered that someone named Daily like John Daly might be the owner and I Googled it and found a store called that in Los Angeles, so instead I'm sending the fact of that this store specializes in milk.

Meat and Mexican food has a huge cop shelf and I still have rolls of toilet paper outside the store in an area of ​​town where they cage the store at night even though I knew I had to sneak in here to get to their boss . Did I really need it? Kicking so much ass in the process, everyone here is a good guy, whether they work for Console at the FBI, turning yourself in and demanding to talk to Console would get us to the same place we are now, anyway, no, the fact that Carter has permission. continuing this conversation without someone confiscating the phone and taking over is ridiculous I just want to be able to tell the console who is responsible for his thinking to death because he spoke too confident Carter has a big mouth but he hasn't really said much besides repeating the instructions since sang told him not to sing right we get it 6:20 South Broadway downtown damn I'm so sick of the FBI or the police or whatever being totally sure they have the right trace of a call of bad guys and sending everyone to that place because there are no other possibilities the bad guy could have employed oh no the incompetent agents led by the incompetent agent in charge blew up because they didn't listen to leave this is an absolute shock to anyone who ever I've ever seen an action movie before, why didn't I even have to go out somewhere nearby right after the evil was done?

This makes about as much sense as John Malkovich hanging out in a DC park dressed as the hippie hobo after calling Clint Eastwood. and no one will be sitting in the line of fire during the foot chase between two martial artists that is eerily filmed as if it were part of Tim Burton's Batman. This would be so much better if they had cast someone else in this villain role. Look, I love it. Ken Leung from Lost and he is a very good actor. Watching Jackie Chan fight his double is a bit disingenuous, it's not like Keanu Reeves isn't fighting Mark Dacascos and John Wick three.

There's a cliché here that falls flat as he flees, only he's the villain. instead of the hero, but it's still a sin of course, they both survived this without any long-term injuries, which is a miracle. I know you guys think this car tried to hit them but are you sure it's Sanks' gang like he just shot a random car? In this alley, look, this is what I like to call an easy prank, also known as the Family Guy prank. It's a sudden surprise delivered through a throwaway tone and literally just directs the audience. No one within the movie enjoys this or thinks it's funny, except maybe Carter. and he presents his character as a sex object instead of a scientist right after she helped them.

I'd say Carter is a misogynist, but the movie was directed by Brett Ratner, so maybe there's blame to go around. I don't care about him. I don't care about you, I care about the girl, give me a name, this works, these two balls finally get some actionable information about the kidnapping and now they decide to stick around joining Edwin Starr instead of at least going to the restaurant to see what happens. Carter says something about cleaning up the place and they're doing more than just building a paper-thin relationship that's supposed to make us believe they're close for the rest of the movie, well, at least they're having fun too.

I guess Carter left the radio on and the keys in his Stingray while they danced down the street. I'm sure he sounds perfectly safe in downtown LA, so they basically would have gotten the bad guys' location anyway if they'd waited for the call. The dumbest and toughest person in the universe would not do this stupid thing with this after your dad was a police officer for 15 years in the LAPD my father was also a police officer in friendship my dad wants to arrest only fifteen people in one night my idea is to arrest 25 alone This It goes on for some time and I keep asking why they don't come closer to the damn restaurant.

Have any of these characters proven themselves to be that great? It's self-control to let a customer smell someone else's food before bringing it to the table. Charmian Jintao carmine Falcone will be Tony Montana with a level of paranoia, why not keep the view of the monitors accessible at all times, especially on the night of the big fall after having kidnapped a small child? Thanks to LAN Lee doesn't drink the poisoned tea, but anyway, look at that big eye stain on that cup, it's obviously not clean and would have made him sick anyway, which you and Dalit too I'm glad Carter is a dentist , call the movie, except in scenes like this where the movie wants it to be a double. denser, so Lee calls out to this guy around the corner carrying a tray of food and then we see it's Lee in uniform with the tray of food completely intact.

Hello, he attacks and subdues a waiter and steals his uniform without the tray or the food falling. Spilling that out is impossible, here's the problem if they were just going to kill Carter without asking him any questions, why haven't they killed his house already? And once Lee saw him go up the stairs, why did it take him so long to get there to help collect so much waste? moment in the sequence that I'm convinced Brett Ratner realized halfway through filming that he only had a 45 minute movie. What was Ben Gunn going to play in this action sequence?

This is the opposite of check-offs, God, this is like Spock. Weapon, this somehow happens, is there a reason they're running from the feds right now? Could they use your help? The Simon Carter case is closed. Those two things didn't even mean the same thing and the case is not closed. It's too late to apologize. Seriously, was the FBI going to give the fifty million dollars to say in exchange for the daughter if there was any tracking device on the money? Did they have a dye packet? Was there any strategy besides paying the ransom and hiding the tail?

Everyone acts. like Lee and Carter really screwed things up, but show me what a butter plan there was, man, the kidnappers call again, give proof of life for Sooyoung, and increase the ransom from 50 to 70 million, given how bad things got screwed up. I call it a victory. Whatever I asked in the '90s, where Hollywood hadn't yet learned that there's no dial tone when someone hangs up on you. I have to say they have gotten better at avoiding this recently so this is a bit of nonsense, tell Jeff not Eileen. I swear to Christ these are the most incompetent FBI agents since they guarded Frank Pentangeli.at the end of The Godfather 2, they haven't made this entire movie un

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Sang told him that he's also Magic, considering there's no way for this call to be that clear. as he drives down the freeway in a convertible, what this ex-partner who hates him in the LAPD can get him sneak clearance on the tarmac at LAX has some kind of luggage in a matter of

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My advice to you is: Hello, someone, yes, wait. Not everyone knows it, but once again, the FBI is paying without a contingency plan. Jon Town might as well turn to a dr. evil and asked for a hundred billion dollars at this point he showed him a video of a nuclear bomb exploding and then Bing boom he is Scrooge McDuck you know what the saying looks like and he has a very distinctive style they promised his picture is not on on every agent's radar right now. let alone the fact that he is in the building of all ages hold their positions, okay, everyone take care to maintain their positions, hey, if there is something these agents know how to do, but stand still and do absolutely nothing , so I think you guys are in Good shape, the subtitles here say titty titty titty get those titties out of here and while that might be what Chris Tucker said here, it's still sinful even as a normal dialogue and after a single time.Suddenly, they took it away from me.

I bet even the actors who played villains get bored of monologuing their plans: the whole team of good guys at the end of the movie doesn't move, threatens to blow up the ambassador's daughter if we move, so why? Does the blonde think it's necessary to shove an Uzi in his face? Does it ever bother you to see someone smoking a cigarette while he's pumping gas into his car? I'm sure I can imagine the anger you would feel at this one who is currently walking around. a red marble right next to six blocks from C4, it sure was nice to have that scene where we see Tanya, a regular LAPD detective, who just happens to be training for the bomb squad.

This is Los Angeles, just four years after the Keanu bus was seriously gone. So from what I understand, this is an older guy, a guy with an Uzi and a couple other bartenders versus about 20 trained federal agents and the first one is winning, she says: roses are red, violets are blue , before cutting a cable, she guesses that she fights these two guys. forever Wow no other good or bad guys notice his involvement which is crazy because this is a big open room yeah it's about time we got to the point of a classic Jackie Chan fight where not only He's kicking ass; he's trying to save everyone. ancient art, this almost makes this movie watchable as hell and it deserves us and all that old bastard climbed up this super tall staircase while carrying a heavy suitcase full of money, they both dropped their weapons to fight with fists only then they both They pulled out other guns to try to shoot the other guy and my question is if Carter was okay shooting this, why didn't he shoot him as soon as he saw him?

Why go through the charade of that little stair tunnel he cut? Our Wilkinson doesn't have the ability to carry a suitcase up this tunnel staircase unless he was doing it on his toes and going up with arm strength alone, damn but why isn't it funny, you're literally risking his life for a joke that is not funny to anyone watching and definitely not. For anyone inside the movie, what happened to the detonator? Anyway, that went away as soon as Carter got here. I know they didn't want to sell the bomb that was right next to them, but they could have blown up Lee when he was there. chasing geun-tae up to the top of the rafters, right, i think this belongs to you, yeah, because it was really good luck the last time he had it.

I'm just here to tell you what a great job you did yesterday and we noticed he was busy. The ticket counter at LAX airport would be the perfect place for this conversation and also about how Carter would be allowed to go on vacation the next day. It has like weeks of interviews and paperwork, after all, many minutes of outtakes, but very few involved. Jackie Chan. the stunts went a little

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, that's what we stayed for, damn it, not for Chris Tucker flubbing his lines, make sure you click on the bell icon, but clicking on the little bell icon is how you make sure Get notified every time we post a video, so click on a piece of meat.

Sometimes you think you have true love and then you take the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of new people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like, yeah, it doesn't work that way, you can't change anything, you Iraqi maniac. My friend's line of fire is that we are too old to change the world. What about that kid sitting there opening a book right now at a local library branch and finding Lee's drawings of pee pees and wheels? This is more black on fire. Here's Johnny, a gun inside. my mouth if you want to live