Everything Wrong With It: Chapter Two In Red Balloon Minutes

This isn't off to a good start with the creepy kids laughing and singing the cliche earlier in a very special growing pains episode thanks to the reminder movie, but seriously, who needs this title card? There's someone who's actually going to kick off the sequel, see these kids sitting around the exact spot they were at the end of the previous movie and say, well, in hell we are. I'm so lost all of us who are older, luckily there was this cool but creepy technology, 2d Aegis, so we practically looked like The same memory, it's a funny thing, the narration about Derek Darisha, also the memory is a funny thing in this movie, considering it plays fast and loose with the rules about what kids do and don't remember.

Mike remembers

everything

because there is something that is still endearing, but none. of the other adults in Derry remember something because something, something, the book totally explains this using space turtles, but Meg Ryan Paul, she wants her wig back, man, that would be a pain in the ass if this guy knew who Meg was Ryan, too, this is a tired joke anyway. but also the man Meg Ryan I don't think so. Maybe I'd accept Jenna Elfman Dawn and Adrianne walking down a horror movie alley where a bustling carnival nearby somehow translates to empty streets around them.

It just can't be a Stephen King story. it was some bullies, the main characters from 27 years ago had bullies, so now these supporting characters have bullies because where else would they go? Stephen King has a warehouse of thugs he needs to send out now before the owner sees them waiting, the train horn is what makes you think you need to get out of here after what you just did, wait, he gets hit by some jags- homophobic offs, he gets thrown into a river, he runs into Pennywise and has asthma. I also thought that Pennywise was dedicated to luring children to her lair and killing them.

The actor who plays Adrienne is 13 years old, even if he plays a high school student, he was talking to Don about moving somewhere else like adults do, so why is Penny Wise interested in the slightest? When it comes to Penny Wise, you can laugh at some of the things. what he does is just be capable, but here he was just being an idiot, the kids were just screaming, we're all floating here and I think once Adrienne joins the choir, her voice will be so different it'll be like listening to Peter Brady and that sunny day. Who is the sign for if the police haven't discovered it?

I guess it was for Mike, but he's already here. That is a terrible waste of ghost blood. Stephen King's main character has an 85% chance of being a cliché of the writer. They hated the ending. You said you liked the ending, that was a lie. I know that shooting a movie without an ending or even a script is a Hollywood thing, but if Bill thought the ending of his book was perfect and no one told him otherwise, why is he having such a hard time? Too long to even write the scene into the script, plus now they're telling him they hate the ending and want a new one.

I don't know what it is, but I feel like this argument between Bill and his wife Audra really has teeth. When did you become a sideline artist after driving around New York City? I can tell you that honking is common and happens for stupid reasons, but why is this honking happening? Eddie was going to slow down, he wasn't changing lanes and cutting this guy off. off, so this seems like just a way to add more anxiety to the phone call and I won't allow it. Richie doesn't just work in comedians, he's ridiculously successful. Look at the size of this auditorium and it's full, he builds a top-notch screenwriter. and novelist Deb is a badass fashion designer.

Ben is an architectural titan and Eddie and Stan are both rich, so one point in the part of the movie that explains how all these mothers are ours and they're trolls and charlatans. I understood the joke. Wow. This audience turned Ritchie on immediately, as if you've ever been on a big-name stand-up show and someone like that forgets a joke, the audience tends to forgive and even hang around waiting for you to recover for the rest of the show. It takes repeated failures to get the audience to this point Stanley, you're talking, it's like this guy, how many people has he called just saying he's Mike?

As if they were going to remember that furedi. Mike Hanlon said right away, but to Bill and Stanley he is. I guess mikeybics also feels like in a movie that's over two and a half hours long, all you had to do was show a cell phone ringing and Derry's phone number popping up and it would have told us what we needed to know, it made a promise. I remember for sure, but that was 27 years ago and when everyone was a queen, who expects everyone to stay committed? When I was 13, I promised my best friend I'd give him back the January issue of Hustler that he smuggled to me from his dad and I'm looking at that right now on my bookshelf.

We haven't been able to open it in years, but Stephenie was furious. She still looks amazing on the cover. Damn, it took Mike so long to call Bev. I know she was low on the list, but he took Eddie Richie and Bill out at noon and waited until after bed to catch her. It's not that she's as broad as Ben. She's in New York, where Eddie is too. I just don't understand why you would lie to me. Oh, so Bev's husband. It's a useless diffuser and we're giving like two

minutes

of screen time to develop this complicated and sensitive relationship, you know, for a movie that's almost three hours long, if episode two is so fucking rushed, why did it stop running after his abusive face? dissuaded from chasing their wives because it's raining outside one patient goes crazy then all the patients go crazy in a movie mental hospital cliché you know how I got pregnant Seth Rogen's character only had one dance move where he fakes it throw the dice. you feel like it's just a move like that quick move after you've seen it a few times, it doesn't even scare you, find another move, the users, the guys, they stick together, the group of losers doesn't contain Idris Elba, Zoe Saldana or Chris Evans, you two look amazing.

How did Ritchie know it was Bev and Ben hugging and even if he knew it by the hair there is no way he would recognize hers new her sometimes she puts her arm around me and whispers honey, this is Bill Hader? everyone, even if they are far away, knows that he is an incredible actor who can disappear and roll like in Barry or the skeleton twins, this is Bill Hader doing a little, although I love Bill Hader's parts, it completely takes me out of the movie, does he? You know? I was excited to see this movie cast with these actors, but you can tell they're really trying to create the same chemistry.

It's an amazing cast of kids and they just can't understand your movie. Philip knows Bill's work, so do they remember each other or not? And if so, how come they don't remember anything about their friendship, of which defeating an evil magical clown will be a pretty big part? Something that and see when you leave this city further away, the easier

everything

becomes, yeah, why what does it have to do with? Anything, because he thinks that if Mike had been able to leave Derry, no one would be here right now and yes, Pennywise would continue to do his evil unchecked, but it seems that a supernatural force would want to draw you to the city, especially since Pennywise went to the trouble of writing a three-pointed book. she notes on the bridge at the beginning of the film asking everyone to come home.

Luckily, Mike was there to see her. I'm really surprised no one tried to raid the pile of other fortune cookies in the pool while they were trying to make sense of what was a five-word sentence before Beverley quit her job about Stanley how did she find out about Stanley's death? before the losers did? winged cookie and if it's not real, what the hell is Michael salting with the chair? Jesus, these parents weren't at all horrified that Richard yelled at this kid, they seemed to be worried like something was

wrong

with that guy, but that's it, I have a plan to get out of there.

Dodge before this is over was someone in Bill's books, okay, they were already super horny to meet the rope and now they remembered that they would save pennies before, but now they're going to fix it, buddy, the pitcher threw a wild pitch and He made it to the backstop. Are you yelling about the batter? What status does this mother have in the baseball game? Do you have a child playing in the game? Did you gamble the rent money? She really she feels like you want. to show another terrible Dairy Perrin and place this under the bleachers to scare Pennywise without earning it look, I don't want this girl to die, but the movie really seems to think we should care about this girl because she sucked at that carnival game and that Adrien guy gave him the award after winning, there are tons of kids in this game that have Berenson, this scene would play out the same way and after Pet Sematary this movie and dr. sleep I'm inclined to think that Stephen King hates children more than Maurice Sendak.

I already think it's stupid and crazy that a zombie is rescuing Henry and this whole subplot doesn't make sense to me, but why? Because he is a zombie looking at the camera. That mother who breaks the fourth wall. I know this is a small town and all, but is it ever okay to just walk up to the bar and start making your own drink without any compensation to the establishment? Wow, we're here. What's the matter with him? Derry House apparently some of the losers came here first before going to the restaurant but they never met until they got to the restaurant and no one but them was in this place their entire stay but it has a counter with a buzzer. and no employee, don't give me a dime, has complete control over what we're seeing here, it doesn't do anything to them in the end, besides the skateboard ad and leaving Henry, tell me, dude, this is probably even worse than the pronoun. game, how are they supposed to know what you mean by that, idiot, what are they talking about, let's make it happen faster, okay, we have to go, can't you go alone?

You didn't appear here together. Separate cars if you want to leave just do it I need you to see what they show me bill man there is nothing worse than the explanation of the evil character scene I always like to think that it was a manifestation of human evil lurking in an unsuspecting place like a town small and that the dairy is a representative of all small towns, the way the adults can't see the clown or become so desensitized that they ignore him is a perfect representation of the horrible cycle of abuse, despair, disease where it is best for we look. further than facing the challenge head on now they are going to tell us why they are aliens also my Cosby's bill here without repercussions What if the whole gang had come?

He would do that to everyone and also why is this? necessary Mike is simply going to explain to him what happened when he went to the village and how he got to Derrick, does he really take that ayahuasca trip? Each of us saw each of us with which he first interrupted Bill and then interrupted Bill. how the ever loving bill got here so fast the rest of the race was straight to the end from the restaurant he packed up quickly and started having this conversation but bill was all going to the library powwow with mike trip ball saw the ritual and got i got there on time to be an interrupted idiot, how the hell are we supposed to do that children's ritual?

The only other person in this room who knows what Mike is talking about is his bill, but with no explanation to the rest of the group he expects. them all day to shrug their shoulders and accept this series of words as something a sane person would say don't be a psychopath we die this is how I explained my masturbation habits to my mother remember what's better if I show you damn friend I waited too long Time not to answer that question. You know how I really think it was more like the door? As a world-renowned architect, I didn't expect the roof of a 27-year-old structure built by children to be dangerous to stand on.

The past is buried but you'll have to dig it up piece by piece in these pieces I'm going to take up most of the movies runtime despite them being giant MacGuffins, that means Jack, can we find out what happened after that? We can't remember it. No, you've been in Derry for a while, as I understand it, being back in Derry causes your memories to come back, so why are these very specific sets of memories difficult to remember? Why do the artifacts have to come right after you guys fought? in the last movie, Marsh, my father, I grew up here.

Beth has obviously and rightly done everything she can to keep her father out of her life, so why does she just walk up to the apartment without even calling him to see if he's home and or very much my father joined the circus? Your father was Orson Welles the madman steals the sunset scenes from the visit whoa are you telling me that thisplace has been open for who knows how long and no one has taken down these sweet standing video game consoles I don't care if they work or not mister valuable this machine still works it's still here and he gives Ritchie a token I can't believe that it counts as an actual artifact for a sacrificial ritual even though we discover that the ritual is pretty. a lot of nonsense at the end of this movie, why would Mike accept this as a real artifact?

Let's be honest, this broken "you've got mail" sign is here so that half the audience can finally understand how burned Adrian is from the beginning of the movie. I did not understand. I don't care how good your effects are. I'm so sick of this movie relying on CGI-based jump scares instead of actual horror. So I'll add 25 cents here and reserve the right to throw in more. How can they know what it is? No? Pennywise has to take the form of the clown to be real. Is it only in certain places? Real. I imagined that stranger things have happened to you, my pets, oh, maybe it depends on which one you mean, whether it's Blum's house with Lucy Hale or Madonna's, actually there's no good option, just kill me now, it's not really happening, it's real, look, this is real.

I was Paul Bunyan, he wasn't real, so why isn't he Penny while she's killing him? Now, one of the rules, yes, I want to see about the baseball card, the bowling ball, because this movie scene making fun of one of its characters stuttered and it was done by the creator of the story, which I think it still does worse. Stephen King's 300 character totally misses the opportunity to be the necessary things guy and doesn't make Bill burn down someone's house for the bike, you're going to sign it, yeah I did. I don't like the ending, its meta, there is a super dumb meta, this Megha Mehta, then there is the mega negasonic meta and there is a seat, I don't know how fast it will go there for many years, that's why it was in my viewing window because It was such an attractive item that it had to attract people to the store.

I could have thrown it away, but somehow I knew it would be important in a plot one day. Jesus Christ again I feel like I've seen Georgie take this fateful journey as many times as possible. I've seen Bruce Wayne's parents get killed, the boy they ran into, the Chinese restaurant lives in his old house for love, Bill survives this and why and how kids like it and other times, so That is the eternal question, what does a clown sound like? like they universally all sound the same to most people and I'm afraid it's clown dust. Jesus Richie now bills both.

They yell at this kid like idiots and this kid reacts to both of them like adults. What are you going to do to this child? This patience treats Martin can be a saint and the effects team outdid themselves with that realistic Mitch McConnell on the desk like a gnome. The effects are so good, it's a small thing, but it's a nice touch, ah, biology class, the place where he first stood. I became an architect I guess I'm just worried that we won't be the same after this, yes there is an existential worry about the impermanence of young relationships to a discerning observer, but there is also probably a more pressing worry about the very real. killer dressed as a clown who is still lurking, you actually thought he might like someone as fat, disgusting and disgusting as you.

I feel like I was pretending to be Beverly, an insulting pen was way scarier than the llama head, but go ahead and do it, look, we all know that. Danny is going to be a penny here in a minute, but I kept hoping it was Danny Wood and not a penny here now he would have been a lot scarier. Hey kids, get the episode 2 soundtrack, it's full of Richie-isms, play the hits. I've heard over and over again that we have to go, let's go and who can forget the classic, so my girlfriend caught me masturbating on her friend's Facebook page and said: "You have a tumor on your man, show me a supporting character in this movie that should." You won't die by fire while being eaten by demonic coyotes and I'll give you a nickel.

So did this happen or not? Teddy's mom really got hit in the basement while she was zombie-like and came in to attack, or is this some fantasy moaning told? above, I guess it's fantasy but what a crazy specific scenario this is and then he played Newton's Angel of the Morning spot in another movie, he could be hilarious in this movie, well he's also hilarious for all the

wrong

reasons and baffling You know, it seemed like everyone The place they had to go was near the square, so why did it take Eddie so long to come back?

He probably already had time to drink a bottle of brandy, take a bath, take a nap and eat a sandwich. At this point, there's no time, Bill knows it. Okay, okay, you can't fight this on your own and everyone else except Mike is literally within shouting distance, it's your time, which is why I'm going to stab you in the cheek and not anywhere else I can. kill you, ha ha. I'm worthless, I'm sure Ben and Bev can hear this clearly, but they totally missed Henry killing him yelling at Eddie 30 seconds ago and-yeah, one down, one down, you stabbed Eddie in the cheek, which makes you To think he's dead in the middle of this busy carnival. finds the boy because of course he could have been inside the funhouse, but when the main characters run into him twice and it turns out he lives in Bill's old house, the endless convenience can't be stopped.

The scene rules ass, but instead of taking a dime from Ann, I'm adding five more for all the wasted potential, since there's nothing else here that rules anyone's ass. I know I'm a loser, no matter what I'll always be, that was an incredible thing. Did you enjoy it? I hope so, because this is the last damn scene that isn't plunged into near-total darkness for the next hour or so of the movie. The man Mike has nothing to work with in this movie, seriously there is only an expository device for the audience, he is the winston zeddemore of the movies, yeah you could have turned around and stabbed him in the back.

Jesus, why did the penny wands find the dumbest guy to try to kill people? Hey, that's all. Henry Bowers, ladies and gentlemen, stabs Eddie in the cheek and makes a stupid attempt on Mike and now that it's over, it's so useless that his character practically owes you money for seeing him in the same place where the ritual is supposed to be performed. I know we didn't have a chance to take inventory with everyone. This is happening, did everyone get their artifacts? Oh yeah, we better go now and avoid the traffic. Well, this is Stan when he was a kid, tangled up in himself in the refrigerator, and I guess if the losers were going to get an imaginary visit from Stan, this is what it would be like. be in the form of someone they remember and not the adult they never met, but why does he present himself this way?

That's not how he died and it was certainly a strange trick he used to perform for his friends. Pennywise only appears in the mirror, but Bev is sure that breaking the mirrors is the way to stop this and in some ways she's right, Spider Stan. Also, this is a really cool design that will be stopped for economic reasons and/or a quickly edited action scene with dark lighting. This could be a moment of true horror, but The movie always seems to want to look away from the creature it created, like Dr. Frankenstein when he cracked Yulin got scared, that's right, yeah, next time I'll need you to go ahead and die for your friends, that will really kick his ass, so this whole villain order is forever, not forever, just a few million years, yeah, it's just a moment in time compared to how long the Earth has been around, but if we're really being picky here forever and I think we are, I can honestly say that the remains have been under dairy forever because what they call Gary was probably established in the About the 17th century, he said that He was right, it can only be attacked, that is true because the ritual will show us that man.

I really hope this chodri troll Festivus works and wasn't the reason we wasted our time on about 73 percent of this. movie, you should know, buddy, you married the woman who has this light, a man like him could have given these guys some training before doing this, he didn't want them to know what really happened, the bourgeois died quickly, what It's what should have happened to the losers, but Pennywise would rather make someone unpopular than start killing people. This is where the movie officially becomes tedious. I guess they reached a kind of space, a requirement that sends them to places they thought were safe only when they were children.

This time he is in his lair and it will be horrible. I just don't think I care enough. Plus, you can still do it with your heads. He's literally trying to kill them with spider claws in his true form, but that's not scary, you know. The things you've seen are going to scare you with a pair of severed legs. This is pretty harmless considering everything they do with burning. What's stopping you? Now look at what's behind the door. For God's sake, nothing is stopping you at all. I'm still mad you didn't go through the severed leg door one more time.

Real brother is scarier than monsters. Monsters in a movie like this get boring. This would have been terrifying if it had happened like Jane Austen's Emma or something, but now in this movie. Wait okay, this is supposed to be Edie or Beb's nightmare. I guess it doesn't matter when demons are demons, but if you're going to the trouble of recreating their safe havens, maybe put in people from their past that the victim cares about, here's Johnny. wait, this is the Stephen King parody movie. Did Friedberg and Seltzer take this photo with this and the morning angel?

I feel like they could have been on set. I guess this sequence is a Sam Raimi Omaha style, but it's so suffocating Sam Raimi. Amash, I'd rather just watch Sam Raimi's movie. Wait until the stall is half full of blood before you come up with a psychological significant other. You've been dealing almost all the cards so far. Are we supposed to think Ben can hear? the people outside the door in Beb's world right now there are no audiovisual cues to suggest this is the case oh yeah I forgot that love transcends time, space and gravity when it comes to Jessica's movies and dances Chastain oh look scary, another monster, no.

What will it do to make the Phil haters too good to escape this video with Alison being eliminated? God, it takes so long to die, man, as I thought the end of Age of Ultron dragged out the villain's death, but Pennywise said it's a pure neural network and a vibranium body. I am a crowned spider and can ultimately only die through loudly shouted nasty comments. This is a more premature celebration than those they did on Independence Day. You cannot enter this space. This was inside a high school locker with Ben previously. movie that you would think that after Pennywise has lived here for millions of years, he would have realized that the only place they could have gone was where they are now, but apparently he is so focused on destroying the entrance to this cave that he can't even He didn't even notice.

They were gone is more of a way to make someone small, so Pennywise is as big as your imagination, okay, I can go with that concept. I just think it's strange that all the losers end up believing this so completely that they can convert. tables relatively easily if you gave these guys lie detector tests on the spot. I bet most of them would fail if you asked them if you think he's small and they all said yes in the end. This is a long way of saying that this works. As losers hurl insults at Pennywise on Twitter, I remember the boggarts from Harry Potter.

I even remember one of the kids turning her fear into a clown and getting an A and killing boggarts that day. I don't remember if this winning strategy was in Stephen King's original novel or not, but someone stole something and it's a sin for this movie and I almost expected someone else, so it's kind of amazing now that I can see this neighborhood and how this house It stayed on this lawn for so long and didn't be damned, you could say it stopped it or something, but how do the houses near this one sell? I don't intend to see nudity.

I'm surprised these guys are so modest at a time like this and there's no need to check if everyone is reading okay. Why do you think we are not forgetting? Maybe because he's dead. Well, maybe because we've done it. Movie that one wants to forget, no, you like the one that is dead better. Lily's in Bucks, there's no way Bill is going to read any of these generic Encyclopedia Britannica. Her mom saw Will Hunting making fun of Shawn's fake-looking collection and said you can order a set. so it's a note for the other losersspell lose like loose and I'm wondering if you can spell losers why can't you spell lose correctly you're a person who loves this show but doesn't have any clothes are you sitting there completely? naked wondering if there is a way to show your love for cinemasins properties while also presenting yourself in an acceptable manner in a public place.

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Everything is possible when your man smells like an old spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse, they helped the ending, you said you liked the ending, that was a lie, what about the way the old ending was tested at Canoga Park, everyone hated it? re-film it now everyone loves it that's the reality all of us my mom is a big fat person oh wait she was a big fat person she is the mother of my unborn child here my stepbrother we are not even blood I have no problem harmful you I will match you