Everything Wrong With Batman & Robin In An Awful Lot Of Minutes

Joel Schumacher also filmed Have you ever wanted to know how much ego Arnold Schwarzenegger has? His name appears before the guy who plays Batman in battles and the badass Batman logo makes a record three appearances in less than 90 seconds. DC Comics I'm sure glad Batman finally decided to take everyone's advice and put a disco on the hood of the Batmobile. That's why Superman works alone. What was that whole Justice League thing about? So why would you spend money on bat-shaped decorations that no one will see? I don't mind. Who are you? You can't do that kind of blasting and massive construction that such a long tunnel would require without permits and a lot of people knew that.

These suits were all facing another direction when Mr. Freeze froze him, but I have a feeling there was continuity. real life bugs on the set of this movie are complaining that these guys keep hitting mr. he freezes in the back where he has all kinds of padding and they also have guns, but I guess those are four really dangerous criminals. They had no idea this was a good mission until Commissioner Gordon told them on the way here, but the skates sure trigger foot clicks too. Do any of these guys have pockets in their clothes? Is there a rule about not using your hands to carry the gym?

Well I was going to go with a meteor but then I saw him in Pacific Rim and they said he was a kaiju, honestly I'm leaning towards that. I believe anything at this point, since when does turning things into ice make them instantly fall apart? The movie goes to the laws of physics and says, "Tough, even if you can steer the rockets in a straight line," I don't think I would steer them like that. I agree. I really am a good weapon, but how could I work on a solid beam like this and still create fine shapes like handcuffs?

Shouldn't Batman also have a thread of ice on his chest or face? Seriously, all that and their goal was to put Batman and the ice restrictions we saw so much ice freezing the entire Gotham Police Department a minute ago. It's surprising Batman didn't have heating gloves to melt this ice, but I guess they had to make Robin not totally useless somehow and blow up this rocket first. turned them into a crater why would a car sized rocket falling to earth from 30,000 feet cause Gotham to turn into a crater? It's not a bomb, it's just a rocket.

I mean, yes, few people's houses would be destroyed, but the city in general. You have nothing to fear, just one question: do you even need the door panels under your feet if you're going to defy the laws of gravity? out of the museum through the small skylight he went up to 30,000 feet and then exited the rocket letting it crash and demolish all of Gotham as Frieza gently glides back to the same museum in the heart of Gotham why do the villains change their minds about killing heroes? after a failed attempt to kill them, this wall is what should have been around Batman after Mr Freeze shot his entire load of ice at him when he was in the penis shovel.

Wow, this laser can heat up an entire puddle of ice water. It looks like this could have done it. been used against Mr. Freeze in the previous battle somehow the doctor would be rude to just stand here hoping he stays and doesn't kill anyone. Security video from the Gotham University laboratory two years ago. What university keeps science lab security video for two years? How did Clooney see it? Right, with his head moving like this, the guy seems to be in constant audition for the night at the Roxbury. Remember this random fall when you were a kid that doesn't even seem like it hurt that much?

You turned into poison ivy as if Now, how do you already have an implicit association with Bane? Even if your freeze suit can run on diamonds, it won't simply accept them being dropped into a coin slot. Do you have any idea how lasers really work? I'm starting to think about this movie. I didn't have a scientific advisor I wonder how you managed to lose your British accent a secret niece who lives in England it's not a big secret there's no reason to keep it a secret it's also normal for students to still wear their school uniform During holidays, especially when taking a plane from England to the United States, why would your mom have signed a photo she gave you like a pig?

Why would your mom even bother to autograph a photo she gave you? Wayne Manor has like a hundred doors. on the ground floor he really needs to risk his life by climbing out of a second story window with a rope made of bed sheets, how the hell does Bane know where that place is even if he wasn't a Neanderthal brain? Has he been there before? They put a badass telescope in the middle of a giant city with bright lights, but it seems counterproductive. Unlikely. Four guards can't stop Poison Ivy, who isn't using her powers or anything from her, from walking towards Bruce.

They just let her come here and gave her verbal warnings. and follow her instead of taking her from her arms and escorting her away from her. The Crusaders will help us auction off a precious diamond to raise money for the Gotham Botanical Garden. I know we need to make it clear to the audience that Batman and Robin have a diamond related to Wayne. The event is coming up, but why would Bruce invite the obviously dumb woman who just threatened everyone in the room with plant-based world domination? If he didn't talk to himself so much, we would never know what his plans are.

Would Victor freeze if he had someone? He filmed his entire marriage even in closed spaces, how does he keep freezing people and then taking what they were holding without constantly breaking their hands and arms? Why are these guys bidding against each other for different women? Everything could have only paid 10 grand and each got the woman they were looking for without a left pocket, even if the pixie dust had an effect on Batman, at least he is smart enough to realize that she It's blowing in your face for the second time in five

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, isn't it? immediate alarm bell poison ivy is out of focus in this shot and it doesn't feel on purpose, plus she is clearly standing completely with her back to him in this shot and her head turned away and then when the shot changes mid-sentence, obviously is standing. aside why the card has a sound effect it's a credit card we're suddenly in a kung fu movie also that credit card ridiculously freezes on older people for no other reason than to show that it has an ice cannon in its car Robin had no idea what to do with this thing, but there was a random henchman that he could make slip and fall, so it was worth picking him up, while there, among the dust design, he demands blood and don't forget that the ladies are Batman and Robin, still worried about these henchmen.

There can't be that many, correct commissioner, you have 11

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to follow these people. I'll definitely put them in my defrosting machine. I carry Jesus with me. Gotham has to be a nightmare to navigate. I wonder if there is that much crime. in Gotham with a government that spends all that money on King statues just because you put ice on a giant statue doesn't make it easier to pass a car. I'm pretty sure it's made of metal. Is there some sort of gravity-defying aspect to these cars? who should know about birth control codes, yeah, it's probably better to disable Robin's bike while he's speeding down the arm of a giant statue rather than letting him try to make the jump, which seems a lot safer.

This refrigerator is not connected to anything. I guess it's visually appealing. drag the freezer into his cell like Hannibal Lecter into a refrigerator, but it doesn't keep him cold, what's the point? Well, no, sir. Freeze appeared and broke everyone's spell on him, life or death will do that. Robin still wanted to hit you after that whole fight, although you didn't miss, Poison Ivy, you were just unlucky. I saw the scene several times and no, not him. In this article under the headline crime watch fear disbelief intent it's about a state sales tax so wait there's a motion sensor in the garage activated but no other alarms in the house are going off.

What happens if you're not at the computer when someone breaks in? get one, oh come on, coolio should have been mr. Freeze's partner is his right-hand man or something. I mean, this movie is so full of puns, why not think about it? Where are the necessary cameos from iced tea with ice cubes, vanilla ice, and all those other ices that scared a black? How did any of these runners know where they were going? At least with Barbara they said she had never run this race before. We know Robin doesn't, but everyone knows exactly where all the turns are on the secret, hidden race track, but the details of how Dick was somehow able to save them both while hanging by a foot from a metal bar were completely unnecessary. .

You already had the money he needed and yet you went out and ran and possibly died without giving him money beforehand. Arkham Asylum allows anyone who claims to be a sister and if they are using the pheromone powder then why bother with the sister lie? This guard on the right watches his mind control shot in the other guards' faces and just waits patiently for his turn instead of maybe thinking something. Fishy is about to fall, it's ridiculous that the criminal possessions locker has a window and it's just so Bane can get in so we can have these Riddler and Two-Face references about what kind of cell opens from the inside and prevents the guards open.

From the outside, has anyone in this prison notified Batman about the escape attempt in progress or did they just run and grab a torch? How do frozen pipes create such a large hole in the wall to escape? In fact, how is any hole created? In fact, oh no, you didn't, and people's photos are always taken when they get off a plane. We all know this big path that leads to the basement or whatever that doesn't really exist in this room, it's completely fabricated for the scene and even if it did exist, look at the floor, it's covered in freezing fog, no one is looking at anyone through it. this grate and even if someone could, don't you think Batman would have noticed?

Okay, so you might not be able to breathe, but I highly doubt you know that. Is his lungs frozen or not, but thanks for the update on his condition, since it happens, why would the freezing layer even have a setting for heat? Now the guy dies if it's just normal air conditioning temperature, why would he waste some of the money he so desperately needs? for his research into building a heating system that he will never use to freeze the villain crushes something in his hand emphasizes his cliched determination oh no cut to the flower of his youth Alfred can't just be dying of old age he has to have something imaginary illness that mr.

It turns out that Freeze's wife has, thank God, Mr. Freeze was working on a cure for the family. She can't be trusted in the family. She also gets unlimited attempts to guess the password. Why does the computerized voice say the word access quickly and normally? When she denies it, but once she correctly guesses the super secure password, she says the word. she agrees to

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sexual like even Bane is having a hard time with the stupidity of what Mr. Freeze just said bro, will you trust me now? Bruce successfully turns the tables on Robin without having to trust Robin.

This telescope actually has crystals everywhere, like a giant birth control pill case. I'd love to know what kind of images you'll get on this thing, if there are a lot of these types of diamonds out there, why does the Gotham Museum of Art have them? one sitting in a display case like it was something special, he just thought of this plan to use the telescope crystals for his ice maker and yet this diamond motor that is perfectly in the telescope equipment when it was offered changed his mind about Barbara. doing dangerous things, she didn't even want Dick to show her how to ride a motorcycle when she arrived, since when did she believe that she was ready to fight crime and that Batman and Robin would accept her on the team and how did she know the measures her?

Well, also why go through the charade of giving him a disk and telling him not to open it if he had already built the damn Batgirl suit? This movie is already over two hours long, we don't need that kind of unnecessary stuff. a female bat, but sure, but why is this the only bat suit without nipples? Be sure to remove the rubber lips within kissing distance of the poison ivy. Also rubber lips, just push Robin into the pit while you're within kissing distance of a lipless rubber Robin. Superman simply went around the world 100 times to reverse Robin and return to this water, why do the plants that have been obeying herthroughout the movie he suddenly gets eaten just because he falls on Batgirl, he just told Robin about the frost, he plans to freeze the whole city, but somehow Batman? he had already conveniently arrived in town on his ice skating boat and Robin on a waiting jet ski.

Do they wear bat suits specially designed for ice with silver trim? First, because? Secondly, when the hell were those put in? Did they bring those? with them before they knew about the frieze plan or weeks of time between taking out the ivy and taking out the chips to go home and change clothes, the freezing process here, but it's morning in the Congo if we could convey sunlight from the other side of the satellites of the equator. About a minute for realignment, yes, but this is just an image of the Sun. It is being sent by satellite with a signal that generates an image that astronomers can see, even if this ridiculous telescope really works, it can't really transmit the heat of the Sun.

This telescope, can you?, I mean, can you?, now also has a special silver suit. So are we to believe that Alfred told her to never listen to the CD that would tell her about the Batcave and that he not only knew she would and made a suit for but I also made an ice version of that suit just in case she waits, Are you really worried about gravity this time? I mean, it doesn't work well in this movie, surely this is as good a time as any for Bain to randomly show up. whatever old place it is even doing all this time breathing, the heat is on Batman says the heat is on and sticks a red device to freeze his suit, suggesting it's some kind of heater or a bomb, but then he just kicks Freese out. from the platform and the red device is on.

I never saw or heard of it again, look, you can't tell me that the telescope itself and then the super racing machine were powered by the crystals and then half-frozen and crashed the crystals, but you still have the telescope or try delay the tooth from sunlight. In the city, why didn't all these buildings collapse? I mean, in this movie, ice does weird things, it could completely destroy something like the dinosaur at the beginning, sometimes you need to hit something to destroy it, this is incredibly convenient ice when you have to be friends, you melted the ice like two buildings , why would you stop to say that this could be placed to unfreeze the city directly?

Oh come on, I mean, suspension of disbelief was destroyed in the first 10 minutes of this movie, now we're having to suspend insanity too I think I would have believed in a giant hair dryer that heated up the entire city before I believed that the Sun could be channeled into satellite rays, unfortunately for all of Gotham City, the computer that controls the satellites is the only thing that survived the complete destruction of the observatory, you didn't record this at all and definitely not at this angle , you were too busy cutting down vines with a convenient bat saw, remember, so give Batman a sign, there was no mother, man, how did he record this.

I mean, why does it freeze? about the cure for a stage of the disease that his wife has already passed in case she runs into someone while stealing diamonds and freezing cities who has stage one of the super rare McGregor syndrome. Batman just gives a random bottle of medicine from a supervillain to Alfred by force of the supervillain's word, they let it freeze, this time they kept her suit in prison and put these two together without restraint knowing full well that she killed his wife and he knows it, come on, boy, you need that big cave.

No you're not, that thing is huge, why are they on the roof of the police station, at the base of the Bat-Signal, running away from the signal? I mean, I guess it's a pretty interesting take, but it's one of the least logical things in this movie and that says something I was hoping you'd drop it you won't be able to drop it in high school chemistry chemistry is the study of change It is the growth that the transformation the telescope will give future generations the opportunity to follow their My own stars talking about your parents were there as if I think they are proud or worried that your attitude shows the best pathological need for care, which worse, a psychotic death.

I want this to be my Max Headroom and what you are about to witness is one of the most sinister. sound introductions to a preview of one of the greatest epics ever produced, offered to me by Barbara, and then goes straight on. I want to talk to you about something even bigger, that is, my Max Headroom, hey, assassin, you sub-zero, now, plane zero, you come.